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"A  tale  of  the  Irish  aristocracy  and  disputed  titles  more 
than  half  a  century  ago.  It  is  worked  out  cleverly  and 
attractively  enough." — 2'he  Times. 

"We  give  a  hearty  welcome  to  this  uncommon  book — 
uncommon  in  its  authorship  and  in  its  treatment,  and  refresh- 
ingly uncommon  in  its  large  and  confident  appeal  to  honest 
Irishmen  of  every  class  and  creed.  .  .  .  Mr.  Edge  has  done 
for  the  Land  Commission  what  Charles  Lamb  did  for  the  India 
Office  ;  he  has  asserted  its  humanity.  We  now  know  that 
for  many  years  past  at  least  one  Irish  official  has  found  in 
Irish  land  flesh  and  blood,  hopes  and  passions,  as  well  as 
acres,  roods,  and  perches,  and  the  subject-matter  of  pink 
schedules.  .  .  .  It  is  one  of  the  kindest,  most  sweet-tempered, 
and  most  impartial  books  that  ever  were  written  about 
Ireland." — Irish  Times. 

"The  story,  which  is  told  throughout  in  conversational 
style,  abounds  in  thrilling  incidents  which  have  been  skilfully 
dovetailed,  and  whose  origin,  to  persons  acquainted  with  the 
period  in  which  the  plot  is  placed,  can  without  difficulty  be 
traced.  We  have  in  these  pages  very  admirable  character- 
sketches  of  many  well-known  Irish  personages." — The 
Freeman's  Journal. 

"  The  tale  deals  with  Irish  life  about  eighty  years  ago,  and 
one  of  the  characters  is  the  great  Dr.  Doyle,  Roman  Catholic 
Bishop  of  Kildare  and  Leighlin.  Altogether  a  good  picture 


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of  the  times  is  given.    Mr.  Edge  is  especially  successful  with 
his  female  characters  ;  those  of  Gertrude  Banks  and  Angelica 
being  both  of  them   drawn  with   considerable    insight. "- 
Daily  News. 

"As  a  quietly  written  and  thoughtful  description  of  Irish 
country  life,  it  is  a  pleasant  book. '''—The  Tribune. 

"Not  the  least  charm  of  this  'Utopia'  is  the  kindliness 
and  geniality  which  breathe  through   its  every  chapter.  "- 
2  ruth. 

"The  sensationalism  of  the  plot  does  not  extend  to  the 
detail  of  the  book.  The  dialogues  and  characterizations  are 
distinguished  by  that  poetry  of  accuracy  which  Crabbe  was 
the  first  to  introduce  into  our  literature." — Glasgow  Herald. 

"  The  old  life  in  Ireland  a  hundred  years  ago  is  described 
accurately  and  cleverly ;  and  some  side  reflections  of  the 
author  here  and  there  are  amusing." — Tuam  Herald. 

"The  characterization  in  the  novel,  especially  in  its 
delineation  of  the  genial  parish  priest,  Father  O'Toole, 
is  excellent;  and  the  sentiment  and  humour  are  racy  of  the 
soil . " — L  iverpool  Courier. 

"  The  spirit  of  romance  is  richly  interwoven  with  the  texture 
of  the  story,  which  includes  several  love  scenes,  the  dramatic 
story  of  a  bewitching  actress,  a  girl  of  lofty  purpose  and  good 
character,  whose  noble  birth  is  for  a  time  obscured,  while  a 
turning-point  in  the  book  depends  in  truly  legal  fashion  upon 
a  great  Court  of  Assize  in  the  town  of  Wicklow." — Church  of 
Ireland  Gazette. 

"  While  the  book  furnishes  decidedly  pleasant  reading  as  a 
mere  story,  it  is  pervaded  by  a  very  serious  purpose,  namely, 
to  suggest  the  possibility  of  establishing  in  Ireland  a  kind  of 
religious  Utopia,  on  the  lines  advocated  many  years  ago  by 
the  renowned  '  J.  K.  L.,'  Dr.  Doyle,  Roman  Catholic  Bishop 
of  Kildare  and  Leighlin.  The  author  describes  himself  as  a 
'low-church  Episcopalian.'  His  plea  for  more  broad- 

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mindedness  and  charity  in  the  Church  relations  of  this 
country  will  commend  itself  to  thoughtful  men  of  every 
creed."—  The  Irish  Presbyterian. 

"  What  we  really  like  best  of  all  in  Mr.  Edge's  book  is  the 
spirit  of  goodwill  which  overflows  its  pages,  and  the  evidence 
it  presents  throughout  of  its  author's  desire  to  bring,  if  he 
could,  all  his  fellow-countrymen  into  a  fold  of  union."— 
The  Irish  Catholic. 

"The  book  displays  an  intimate  knowledge  of  Irish  history, 
religious  and  social. 

"  The  plot  is  highly  ingenious,  and  the  interest  of  the  reader 
is  sustained  throughout. 

"The  scene  is  laid  in  the  County  of  Wicklow  ;  and  not  the 
least  attractive  portions  of  the  book  are  the  descriptions  of  the 
scenery  of  that  picturesque  county. 

"The  book,  however,  is  more  thau  an  ordinary  novel. 
Scattered  up  and  down  its  pages  are  dissertations  on  subjects 
of  abiding  interest.  The  ancient  history  of  Glendalough  ;  the 
antiquity  of  the  Round  Towers  ;  the  evils  of  the  '  Middleman  ' 
system,  as  affecting  the  tenants  :  the  ethics  of  the  theatre 
and  the  racecourse  ;  the  career  of  the  great  Dr.  Doyle  ;  Irish 
Freemasonry  ;  the  ethnology  of  the  Irish  race  ;  the  causes  of 
the  great  famine  of  '45  and  '46 — on  all  these  subjects  our 
author  has  something  to  say,  and  his  views  are  interesting 
and  instructive.  We  commend  'An  Irish  Utopia'  to  our 
readers  as  a  notable  instance  of  the  growing  spirit  of  toleration 
in  Ireland."— The  Catholic  Weekly. 

"  Readable  novels  .  ,  .  '  An  Irish  Utopia.'  A  story  of 
Irish  life  eighty  years  ago,  with  something  of  melodrama  and 
something  of  realism  in  it." — Spectator. 

"The  book  is,  indeed,  a  lightly  touched  and  very  silvery 
phase  of  the  Land  Problem,  not  a  dull  or  one-sided  one  at 
all,  and  most  certainly  not  disfigured  by  dry  technicalities  or 
subject  involvements  of  any  kind.  .  .  .  Greater  praise  I  cannot 
give  it  than  to  acknowledge  that  I  robbed  my  tired  self  of  two 
much -needed  hours  of  morning  slumber  in  order  to  complete 
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the  reading  of  it  ;  and  better  advice  I  cannot  give  to  book- 
lovers  than  say,  '  Go  out  at  once  and  secure  copies  for  your 
own  certain  benefit  and  delectation.' "—"Candid  Jane"  in 
Irish  Society. 

"  The  romantic  portion  of  the  story  is  decidedly  worth 
reading,  but  to  Irish  lawyers  the  most  interesting  portions  are 
those  dealing  with  the  great  Irish  lawyers  of  the  past,  who  are 
introduced  in  the  chapters  towards  the  close  of  the  book, 
dealing  with  the  Leinster  Bar  and  the  trial  at  the  Wicklow 
Assizes."—  Irish  Law  Times. 

"  The  story  deals  largely  with,  and  is  in  favour  of,  the  unity 
of  Christendom.  There  should  not  be  'two  Irelands,"  one 
Catholic  and  the  other  Protestant ;  but  the  youth  of  the  country 
should  be  brought  up  together,  a  united  race  for  a  common 
fatherland.  .  .  .  'An  Irish  Utopia'  is  as  good  as  a  jaunt  to 
'  the  ould  Sod."  " — The  Winnipeg  Telegram. 

"  'An  Irish  Utopia  '  .  .  .  is  a  blend  of  fiction  and  disquisi- 
tion on  various  Irish  subjects.  The  story,  which  is  interesting 
and  pleasantly  written,  turns  on  a  fraudulent  attempt  by  the 
younger  of  two  brothers  (twins)  to  establish  his  claim  to  a  title 
and  estate  at  the  expense  of  the  elder.  ...  A  description  of 
the  lawsuit  at  the  Wicklow  Assizes  to  determine  who  is  the  real 
heir  gives  Mr.  Edge  an  opportunity  for  some  capital  sketches 
of  Irish  lawyers  a  couple  of  generations  ago."  —The  Melbourne 
Argus. 


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AN    IRISH     UTOPIA. 


RVING  H,  CAMERON 

307  SHERBORNE  ST. 
TORONTO 


AN  IRISH  UTOPIA: 

A  STORY  OF 
A  PHASE  OF  THE  LAND  PROBLEM. 

n,  CAMERON, 
5HERIORNE  ST. 

BY 
^A 

JOHN    H.   EDGE,  M.A. 

m 

(TRIN.  COLL.,  DUB.), 

ONE  OF  HIS  MAJESTY'S  COUNSEL,  AND  EX-LEGAL  ASSISTANT 

LAND  COMMISSIONER  J 
AUTHOR  OF  "THE  QUICKSANDS  OF  LIFE,"  &c. 


NEW  EDITION: 

WITH   A   SPECIAL   INTRODUCTION    (NOW  FIRST   PUBLISHED)   DEALING 
WITH   THE   SUBJECT  OF  THE 

IRISH     ROUND    TOWERS. 

IRVING  H,  CAMERON 

307SHERBORNEST. 
TORONTO 
DUBLIN  : 
COMBRIDGE    &    CO.,    LTD. 


1910. 

{All  rights  reserved.] 


DUBLIN  : 

PRINTED  AT  THE  UNIVERSITY  PRESS, 
BY  PONSONBY  &  GIBBS. 


PR 


First  printea ',  1906. 
Second  Edition,  1910. 


CONTENTS. 


PAGE 

PREFACE  TO  THE  NEW  EDITION           .            .           .  .      vii 

PREPACK.  TO  THE  FIRST  EDITION     ....  xxxv 

CHAPTER 

I.  THE  VALE  OF  CLARA  .  i 

II.  THE  BAPTISM  OF  THE  TWINS       .           .  9 

III.  FATHER  O'TooLE      .            .           .            .  .18 

IV.  THE  FAMOUS  J.  K.  L.       .           .           .           .  23 
V.  THE  COURSE  OF  TRUE  LOVE  .                   .  -3' 

VI.  DINNER  AT  KINGSCASTLE           ...  36 

VII.  WHO  BURNT  THE  CASTLE  HILL?    .            .  .46 

VIII.  THE  EVOLUTION  OF  THE  IRISH  PEOPLE           .  53 

IX.  DID  ENGLAND  AGGRAVATE  THE  FAMINE?  .      61 

X.  ANGELICA'S  SUITORS        ....  71 

XI.  THE  STARVING  ACTRESS       .            .           .  -76 

XII.  THE  CONSPIRATORS          ....  83 

XIII.  ONE  OF  THE  GREAT  MEN  OF  TRniiTY      .  .      87 

XIV.  A  LEADING  DUBLIN  DOCTOR  95 
XV.  FATHER  O'TOOLE'S  SERMON            .            .  .100 

XVI.  "  BY  THAT  LAKE  WHOSE  GLOOMY  SHORE  "     .  109 
XVI  I.  Do    THE    CATHOLICS    REALLY    HATE    THE 

PROTESTANTS?        .           .           .           .  .120 

XVIII.  THE  MAKING  OF  THE  PROTESTANTS     .           .  129 

XIX.  ANGELICA  AND  THE  BONEEN  (LITTLE  PIG)  .     140 


vi  CONTENTS. 

CHAPTER  PAGE 

XX.  WHAT     HAS     BECOME    OF    FATHER    O'Tooi.E's 

REGISTER?  .....  .     150 

XXI.  THE  THEATRE  ELEVATES  AS  WELL  AS  DEPRAVES      159 
XXII.  ALL  FRIENDS  ROUND  THE  WREKIN    .        .  .168 

XXIII.  "How  CHARMING  is  DIVINE  PHILOSOPHY!"  181 

XXIV.  TOTAL  ABSTINENCE  FROM  ALCOHOL  .  .     194 
XXV.  A  DEATH-BED  SCENE  RECALLED           .           .          203 

XXVI.  WAS  THE  BISHOP  OF  BALLINASLOE  AT  PUNCHES- 
TOWN  ?  ......          213 

XXVII.  AN  ETON  BOY 223 

XXVIII.  THE  PORT-WINE  SOLICITORS     .  .  .230 

XXIX.  MR.  MACNAMARA,  Q.C.,  AT  CONSULTATION  .     240 

XXX.  THE  CAT  TOBIAS  .  .  .  .247 

XXXI.  THE  LEINSTER  BAR  .  .  .  .251 

XXXII.  THE  WICKLOW  ASSIZES   .  .  .  .          255 

XXXIII.  A  DEATH-BED  REPENTANCE  .  .  .    268 

XXXIV.  THE  DOG  TEAGUE          ....         278 
XXXV.  ARE   THE   IRISH    AS    BLACK   AS    THE    ENGLISH 

PAINT  THEM?.  .  .  .  .281 

XXXVI.  DON'T  MOVE  THAT  FONT     .  .  .  .285 

XXXVII.  THE  HUMMING  BOWL      .  .  .293 


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307  SHERBORNE  ST. 


PREFACE    TO   THE    NEW   EDITION. 


A  SPECIAL  INTRODUCTION 


DEALING   WITH 


THE  SUBJECT  OF  THE  IRISH  ROUND  TOWERS. 


I  [HAVE  :  been  more  than  satisfied  with  the 
reception  which  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA  has  met 
with  from  persons  of  various  shades  of  religion 
and  politics ;  and  I  think  I  may  safely  say 
that  I  have  been  credited  with  at  least  good 
intentions. 

The  large-hearted  and  broad-minded  Bishop 
Doyle  (J.  K.  L.)  strove  earnestly,  as  I  have 
explained  in  my  book,  to  unite  all  Christians 
in  his  native  land.  He  died  without  having 


Vlii  PREFACE  TO   THE   NEW   EDITION. 

accomplished  his  noble  purpose;  and  I  fear 
that  this  truly  peaceful  solution  of  many  Irish 
difficulties  is  not  yet  in  sight.  There  are 
perhaps  some  rifts  in  the  clouds ;  and  it  is  to 
be  hoped  that  we  Irish,  though  differing 
somewhat  among  ourselves  in  our  religious 
beliefs,  are  now  all  strenuously  working 
together  for  the  promotion  of  the  peace  and 
prosperity  of  our  dear  native  land. 

I  chose  the  valley  of  the  Avonmore  for  the 
scene  of  the  opening  chapters  of  AN  IRISH 
UTOPIA,  because  I  wished  to  ramble  through 
familiar  scenes.  I  have  been  from  childhood 
intimately  associated  with  the  Vale  of  Clara, 
Knockreagh  (still  showing  the  remains  of 
King  O'Toole's  Castle),  Ballard,  and  the 
surrounding  district;  and  I  often  longed  to 
penetrate  the  mystery  of  Glendalough's 
Tower,  which  seemed  to  remain  always  a 
weird  and  provokingly  silent  object  as  it  rose 
above  the  almost  equally  mysterious  sacred 
ruins  around  it.  Each  of  our  Irish  Round 
Towers  is  a  landmark,  if  it  can  only  be 
rightly  interpreted,  remaining  from  far  distant 


THE   IRISH   ROUND  TOWERS.  IX 

ages;  and  my  feelings  and  those,  I  am  sure, 
of  many  others  about  these  absorbingly  inte- 
resting relics  are  vividly  expressed  by  the 
Rev.  James  Lecky  in  the  beautiful  lines — 

"  O  mystic  Tower  !  I  never  gaze  on  thee, 
Altho'  since  childhood's  scarce  remember'd  spring 
Thou  wert  to  me  a  most  familiar  thing, 
Without  an  awe,  and  not  from  wonder  free. 

"  O  structure  strange  and  column -like  and  high  ! 
Thy  lofty  brow  is  lifted  towards  the  sky, 
And  all  things  human  that  around  thee  lie, 
Thou,  lonely  watcher,  here,  ere  they  began, 
Saw'st  as  they  rose  around  thee." 

The  antiquities  of  Ireland  are  not  suffi- 
ciently known  to  the  travelling  public;  and 
many  more  people  would  visit  Ireland  if  they 
knew  what  rich  stores  are  to  be  found  in 
Glendalough  and  other  places.  Mr.  Marcus 
Keane  commences  his  book,  "  The  Towers 
and  Temples  of  Ancient  Ireland,"  with 
the  bold  assertion :  "  Ireland,  more  than 
any  other  country  in  Europe,  abounds  with 
ruins,  such  as  Round  Towers,  sculptured 
crosses,  and  stone-roofed  churches,  many  of 
which  display  no  mean  degree  of  artistic 
skill";  and,  in  expressing  his  views  as  to 


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the    great    antiquity    of    these    towers    and 

stone-roofed   churches,   he    tries    to    account 

as  follows  for  the  wonderful  preservation   in 

which   they    still    remain : — "  There    is    one 

objection  to  this  theory   [i.e.,   of  their  great 

age]  which,  I  have  no  doubt,  will  occur  to 

many  of  my  readers — it  is  the  improbability 

of   buildings    erected    3,000   years   ago    still 

remaining  in   a   state    of    such   comparative 

perfection.  .  .  .  Such  objection  can   have  no 

weight    with    anyone    acquainted    with    the 

quality  of  our  Irish  building-stone.  ...  I  am 

aware   of  the    vast    difference    which    exists 

between   English  and  Irish  building-stone  in 

this    respect.     The    superiority   of   the  Irish 

stone — sandstone  as  well  as  limestone — may 

be  owing  to  the   quality   of  the  stone  itself, 

combined  with  more  favourable  circumstances 

in   the   action   of    the    atmosphere    upon   it. 

Whatever    the    cause    may   be,   the   fact   is 

undeniably    as    I    have    stated."     This   is   a 

decided  challenge  to  architects  and  builders 

to  utilize   the    Irish   quarries   ready   to  their 

hands  for  repairing  and  renewing  the  various 


THE   IRISH    ROUND   TOWERS.  XI 

important  works  in  Ireland  which,  in  recent 
years,  have  been  built  with  foreign  imported 
stone,  and  some  of  which  already  show 
alarming  signs  of  decay. 

Many  learned  men  and  women,  too,  have 
devoted  much  study  to  these  national  land- 
marks, and  in  doing  so  have  incidentally 
called  attention  to  the  equally  fascinating 
and  more  important  subjects  of  the  ancient 
history  and  language  of  Ireland.  Such 
writers  often  differ  among  themselves,  happily 
without  displaying  any  of  the  bitterness  of 
sectarian  or  political  antagonism.  And  they 
all,  irrespective  of  what  might  be  supposed 
to  be  their  natural  prejudices,  have  been 
striving  after  truth.  As  I  am  neither  an 
antiquary,  an  archaeologist,  nor  a  philologist, 
I  cannot  hope  to  contribute  anything  original 
to  the  discussion  of  such  subjects  ;  but  I  can 
at  least  attempt  to  awaken  popular  interest 
in  questions  which  have  been  too  much 
neglected.  I  wish  to  invite  criticism  and 
induce  my  readers  to  consult  the  various 
authorities  for  themselves,  without  being 


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satisfied  with  my  extracts  or  comments.    I  am 
also  anxious  in  my  small   way  to  make  my 
fellow-countrymen    proud    of    many    of    the 
events  in  their  national  history.     There  was 
quite  as  much   enmity   between    the    Scotch 
Lowlanders  and  Highlanders  as  between  any 
of  the,  alas  !  too  numerous  contending  parties 
in  Ireland.    And  if  the  Lowlander  and  High- 
lander are  now  proud  of  the  noble  deeds  of 
their  several  ancestors,  why  cannot  we  Irish 
be  proud,  not  only  of  our  ancient  towers  and 
other    buildings,    but    also   of    Brian    Boru, 
Sarsfield,  and  the  brave  defenders  of  Derry, 
and  still   more  of   Erin's   gifted    sons,    from 
John    Erigena    to     Berkeley    and     Edmund 
Burke?    Though     they    are     more     in     my 
thoughts   and   of   greater    personal    interest 
to  me,  I  must,  of  course,  omit  the  names  of 
many   of   whom   we   ought   to   be    even  still 
prouder,  inasmuch  as  their  careers  belong  to 
the  nineteenth  century  and  after,  and  it  would 
be  presumptuous  for  me  to  speak  of  them,  as 
their   memories   are   still   too    fresh    in    our 
minds. 


THE   IRISH   ROUND  TOWERS.  Xlll 

As  regards  the  origin  of  our  Round  Towers, 
I  think  that  there  are  good  grounds  for 
believing  that  the  earliest  of  them  were  built 
before  the  Christian  era.  It  is  admitted  by 
all  writers  on  the  subject  that  there  are  traces 
of  more  of  these  peculiar  towers  in  this 
"  tight  little  island  of  ours "  than  have  as 
yet  been  discovered  in  the  rest  of  the  world. 
This  fact  has  had  a  great  influence  in  leading 
me  to  accept  the  theory  of  their  pre-Christian 
origin. 

Miss  Margaret  Stokes,  who  edited  the  late 
Earl  of  Dunraven's  "  Notes  on  Irish  Archi- 
tecture," and  was  herself  a  very  distinguished 
archaeologist,  believed  firmly  that  these  towers 
were  erected  by  Christians.  In  her  book, 
"  Early  Christian  Art  in  Ireland,"  she  says : 
"  In  the  beginning  of  this  [i.e.,  the  nineteenth] 
century  it  was  found  that  118  of  these  circular 
ecclesiastical  towers  of  Ireland  [i.e.,  the  Round 
Towers]  were  still  in  existence.  The  type 
was  not  peculiar  to  this  country  before  the 
eleventh  century,  and  even  now  twenty-two 
foreign  examples  of  similar  towers  may  be 


XIV  PREFACE  TO  THE   NEW   EDITION. 

added."  Mr.  Joseph  Anderson,  who  also 
believed  that  they  were  built  during  the 
Christian  era,  in  his  ''Scotland  in  Early 
Christian  Times,"  referring  to  the  Round 
Towers,  some  of  which  are  found  in  Scotland, 
speaks  of  them  as  "  stragglers  from  a  great 
typical  group  which  has  its  habitat  in  Ireland." 
Then,  again,  Mr.  Keane,  who  took  quite 
an  opposite  view  as  to  the  period  of  their 
construction,  says :  "  Lists  of  Irish  Round 
Towers  have  been  made  to  the  number  of 
120;  of  these  the  remains  of  about  sixty-six 
are  traceable  "  ;  and  Canon  Bourke,  who  was 
of  opinion  that  most  of  the  Round  Towers 
belong  to  the  early  pagan  period,  in  his  book, 
11  Pre-Christian  Ireland,"  says,  in  reply  to  the 
query  how  many  are  still  standing  wholly  or 
in  part,  "  The  probable  number  is  seventy- 
six.  There  had  been  over  100  Round  Towers." 
In  Lord  Dunraven's  book,  which  supports  the 
theory  of  the  Christian  origin  of  the  Round 
Towers,  and  in  which  the  list  of  the  twenty- 
two  foreign  towers  is  given,  I  find  none  in 
England  or  Wales,  nine  in  Scotland  and  the 


THE   IRISH   ROUND   TOWERS.  XV 

adjoining  isles — which,  all  writers  agree,  were 
copies  of  the  Irish  originals — and  only  thirteen 
in  the  rest  of  Europe.  These  statements  by 
authors  who  differ  so  widely  with  respect  to 
other  aspects  of  the  question,  may  suggest 
that  the  true  solution  of  the  problem  is  to  be 
found  in  the  theory  that  this  peculiar  Round 
Tower  originated  in  Ireland,  and  that  the  few 
examples  of  it  found  elsewhere  were  only 
imitations  of  the  Irish  design.  However 
plausible  this  theory  may  be,  it  cannot  be 
accepted,  as  all  experts,  whether  they  adopt 
the  pre-Christian  or  the  Christian  theory  of 
the  origin  of  these  towers,  agree  in  tracing 
their  original  home  to  the  Far  East ;  and 
I  think  this  view  must  commend  itself  to 
everyone  who  studies  the  probabilities  of  the 
case. 

The  Irish  Round  Towers  vary  in  height 
from  50  to  130  feet.  They  usually  taper 
upwards,  and  in  external  circumference  at  the 
base  are  from  40  to  60  feet.  They  are 
furnished  at  the  top  with  a  conical  roof  of 
stone.  Lord  Dunraven  mentions  Round 


xvi  PREFACE   TO   THE   NEW   EDITION. 

Towers  which  have  been  found  in  connexion 
with  English  churches;  but  he  distinguishes 
them  from  the  Irish  type,  and  does  not  include 
them  in  his  list  of  twenty-two  "  somewhat 
similar"  towers. 

Lord  Dunraven  held  that  the  Round 
Towers  in  Southern  Europe  owed  their  origin 
to  an  influx  of  Byzantine  workmen  into  the 
North  of  Italy  and  to  the  Court  of  Charle- 
magne, and  that  the  circular  tower  may  be  a 
reminiscence  of  the  Eastern  cylindrical  pillar ; 
and,  while  admitting  the  probability  of  their 
original  pagan  origin,  he  maintained  that  they 
were  introduced  into  Ireland  by  the  Christians 
from  the  continent  of  Europe.  This  may  be 
taken  as  the  general  opinion  of  all  writers  who 
believe  that  the  Irish  Round  Towers  were 
built  after  the  introduction  of  Christianity. 
They  at  once  encounter  a  difficulty  which 
Lord  Dunraven  perceived,  and  with  which  he 
boldly  attempted  to  grapple.  I  give  his  own 
words :  "  But,  it  may  be  argued,  if  the  type 
was  originally  imported  from  France,  why  are 
such  detached  church  towers  not  to  be  seen 


THE   IRISH   ROUND   TOWERS.  Xvil 

there  still,  when  they  are  so  common  in 
Ireland?  The  answer  to  that  is,  that  the 
continental  church  towers  of  the  Carlovingian 
age  have  been  almost  wholly  destroyed,  and 
generally  replaced  by  those  of  a  later  and 
more  beautiful  type,  while  those  of  the  first 
type  still  stand  in  Ireland."  If  the  Christians 
had  actually  built  a  large  number  of  these 
peculiar  Towers  throughout  France  and  the 
rest  of  the  continent  of  Europe,  I  think  that 
their  subsequent  disappearance  is  not  satis- 
factorily accounted  for  by  Lord  Dunraven, 
and  that  his  theory  certainly  does  not  explain 
the  complete  absence  of  any  trace  of  such 
Towers  from  Christian  England. 

If  the  Irish  Round  Towers  were  built 
in  connexion  with  Christian  churches,  the 
question  arises,  For  what  purpose  were  they 
intended  ?  The  most  usual  conjecture  on  this 
point  is  that  they  were  t>ell-towers,  and  their 
Irish  name  cloicthech  suggests  that  purpose 
for  them  ;  but  any  significance  which  may  be 
attached  to  the  word  cloicthech  is  greatly 

weakened  by  the  fact  that  the  term  cloicthech 

b 


XVlii  PREFACE  TO  THE  NEW  EDITION. 

(bell-house)  was  used  by  early  Irish  writers 
synonymously  with  that  of  "  tower,"  and  did 
not  merely  convey  the  ideas  that  we  now 
associate  with  church  belfries.  Mr.  G.  T. 
Clarke,  who  is  quoted  as  an  authority  in 
the  appendices  to  Lord  Dunraven's  book, 
ridicules  the  idea  that  these  towers  were 
suitable  for  belfries,  and  rather  hesitatingly 
supports  the  theory  that  they  were  built  for 
defence.  As  to  this  latter  theory  Mr.  Clarke 
practically  answers  any  argument  he  has 
himself  advanced  in  favour  of  it  by  adding 
the  significant  qualification, — "  unless  the 
enemy  had  the  means  of  undermining  it, 
or  time  to  collect  sufficient  wood  to  roast 
the  garrison."  He  might  have  also  stated 
that  these  towers  were  usually  built  on  the 
plains,  and  not  on  the  hills,  and  therefore 
could  not  have  opposed  any  natural  obstacle 
to  an  attacking  force,  I  strongly  recommend 
all  who  are  interested  in  the  question  of  the 
purpose  for  which  these  towers  were  built 
to  visit  them  and  form  their  own  opinions  on 
the  matter*  The  number  of  persons  that 


THE   IRISH   ROUND  TOWERS.  XIX 

they  could  accommodate  and  their  internal 
arrangements  can  even  now  be  best  under- 
stood by  means  of  a  personal  inspection. 

The  Aryans,  as  is  well  known,  lived  in 
ancient  times  in  Central  Asia,  east  of  the 
Caspian  Sea  and  north  of  the  Hindoo  Koosh 
Mountains ;  and  they  were  the  stock  from 
which  sprang  the  Hindoo,  Persian,  and  Celtic 
races.  The  editor  of  that  impartial  work, 
Webster's  Dictionary,  actually  considers  that 
the  word  "Aryan"  still  survives  in  "Erin" 
or  "Iran," or  "  Ireland."  The  same  authority 
also  gives  "  Iran  "  as  the  native  name  of 
Persia ;  and  Persia,  it  must  be  remembered, 
was  the  home  of  Zoroaster,  the  fundamental 
article  of  whose  creed  was  the  identification 
of  Truth  with  the  Supreme  Being. 

Round  Towers  with  conical  roofs  like  the 
Irish  Round  Towers  have  been  discovered  in 
Persia  and  India,  and  are  now  generally 
admitted  to  have  been  the  originals  from 
which  the  Irish  towers  were  copied.  Nearly 
all  the  supporters  of  the  theory  of  their  pre- 
Christian  origin  consider  that  they  were  built 


XX  PREFACE   TO   THE   NEW  EDITION. 

in  homage  to  and  recognition  of  the  Creator 
of  the  Universe,  and  that  they  represent  the 
earliest  and  most  primitive  form  of  the 
worship  of  Almighty  God.  The  great  Creator 
was  acknowledged  from  prehistoric  times  as 
the  Author  of  all  living  things  and  the 
Architect  and  Maker  of  the  entire  universe; 
and  I  believe  that  He  was  regarded  by  these 
builders  as  an  all-pervading  spiritual  Being 
who  had  neither  beginning  of  days  nor  end 
of  life,  the  one  First  Cause  of  everything. 
I  have  attempted  to  explain,  in  Father 
O'Toole's  address  in  Chapter  XV,  how, 
in  my  opinion,  this  primitive  worship  was 
perfected  and  fulfilled  in  Christ,  whom  we 
Christians  acknowledge  as  the  Messiah  of 
Hebrew  prophecy.  This  earliest  and  simplest 
form  of  worship  of  one  God,  shown  in  the 
building  of  these  peculiar  Round  Towers,  was 
the  precursor  of  the  worship  of  the  sun  and 
of  fire.  When  monotheism  degenerated  into 
polytheism,  and  mankind  divided  (as  it  were) 
this  one  God — the  Supreme  Being — into 
separate  gods  or  beings,  a  special  pillar  or 


THE   IRISH   ROUND   TOWERS.  XXI 

tower  was  erected  to  each  such  false  god  ; 
and,  finally,  pillars  and  towers,  like  the 
Rosetta  Stone,  were  built  in  memory  of  men 
and  women  of  note,  or  for  the  purpose  of 
recording  memorable  events.  The  early  form 
of  the  tower,  which  is  preserved  in  our  Irish 
Round  Towers,  was  departed  from  when  the 
object  of  worship  was  split  up  into  a  plurality 
of  gods,  and  its  structure  took  various  shapes 
and  became  ornate.  These  sacred  towers 
and  pillars,  with  scarcely  an  exception,  are 
found  near  pagan  temples  or  holy  places,  or. 
in  burying-places,  or  are  by  inscriptions  on 
them  dedicated  to  some  deity. 

The  famous  Moabite  Stone,  for  example, 
which  is  now  an  independent  confirmation, 
neither  Israelitish  nor  Christian,  of  Bible  his- 
tory, was  originally  set  up,  as  the  Rev.  A.  H. 
Sayce  explains,  in  his  book,  "  The  Higher 
Criticism  and  the  Verdict  of  the  Monuments," 
for  the  double  object  of  paying  homage  to  the 
god  Chemosh  and  commemorating  a  battle. 
These  sacred  towers  or  pillars  were  by 
no  means  always  made  of  stone,  and  were 


XXl'i  PREFACE  TO  THE  NEW   EDITION. 

often  of  brick  or  brass  or  whatever  materials 
were  most  easily  procurable  in  the  various 
districts  where  they  were  erected.  When 
stone  was  not  used,  the  peculiar  form  of  the 
Irish  Tower  was  rarely  adopted.  The  cele- 
brated pillars  in  Solomon's  temple  were  of 
brass,  and,  though  not  resembling  in  structure 
our  primitive  Towers,  were,  like  them,  intended 
as  aids  to  the  worship  of  the  Supreme  Creator 
of  the  universe.  Dean  Stanley,  in  his  "  His- 
tory of  the  Jewish  Church,"  says  of  them  : 
"  Whenever,  in  coins  or  histories,  we  get  a 
representation  of  a  Phoenician  sanctuary,  it 
always  has  a  pillar,  or  pillars,  standing  before 
or  within  it;  such,  as  we  shall  see,  were 
Jachin  and  Boaz  ";  and,  further  on,  he  says  : 
"They  [i.e.,  Jachin  and  Boaz]  stood  im- 
mediately under  the  porch  within,  but  not 
supporting  it,  and  were  called,  either  from  the 
workmen  or  from  their  own  firmness  and 
solidity,  Jachin  and  Boaz."  The  Revisers  of 
the  English  Bible,  and  Mr.  Henry  O'Brien, 
in  his  book  "  The  Round  Towers  of  Ireland," 
agree  in  translating  "Jachin"  by  "he  shall 


THE   IRISH   ROUND  TOWERS.  XXlii 

establish,"  and  "Boaz"  by  "in  it  is  strength." 
In  the  Douay  Bible,  "Jachin"  is  translated 
by  "  firmly  established,"  and  the  second 
pillar  is  spelled  "  Booz,"  and  translated  by 
"  in  its  strength." 

These  sacred  towers  or  pillars  must  not  be 
confounded  with  watch-towers,  described  by 
Dr.  William  Wright  in  his  book,  "An  Account 
of  Palmyra  and  Zenobia."  These  watch-towers 
were  not  in  consecrated  places,  nor  were  they 
erected  in  memory  of  any  god  or  human 
being,  nor  for  the  perpetuation  of  historical 
evidence ;  and,  though  they  were  round  in 
shape,  they  had,  instead  of  conical  tops,  flat 
roofs,  suitable  for  observatories.  They  were 
similar  to  that  mentioned  by  our  Lord  in  the 
parable  of  "a  certain  householder,  which 
planted  a  vineyard,  and  hedged  it  round 
about,  and  digged  a  winepress  in  it,  and 
built  a  tower,  and  let  it  out  to  husbandmen  " 
(Matt.  xxi.  33).  These  secular  towers  were 
intended  for  watchmen  to  guard  against 
thieves. 

The  advocates  of  the  theory  that  the  Irish 


XXIV  PREFACE   TO   THE   NEW    EDITION. 

Round  Towers  were  erected  in  prehistoric 
times  believe  that  their  original  builders 
came  direct  from  the  East,  and  that  their 
architect  and  master-builder  was  called  the 
Gobhan  Saer.  Dr.  Petrie,  in  his  book, 
"  The  Round  Towers  and  Ancient  Architec- 
ture of  Ireland,"  also  recognizes  the  Irish 
tradition  that  their  chief  designer  was  the 
famous  Gobhan  Saer.  He,  however,  con- 
siders the  Gobhan  Saer  to  have  been  an 
Irishman  whose  ancestors,  many  centuries 
before  he  was  born,  had  come  from  the  Far 
East;  and  that  this  great  master-builder 
flourished  early  in  the  seventh  century  of 
the  Christian  era.  Authorities  are  also  not 
agreed  as  to  the  meaning  of  his  name. 
"Gobhan"  or  "  Gobban "  means  in  Irish 
t*  Smith,"  and  "Saer"  "Mason";  and 
so  the  compound  "  Gobhan-Saer"  would 
literally  signify  "Smith-Mason."  Other  more 
fanciful  interpretations  are  given  of  the  terms. 
Dr.  Petrie  and  Mr.  Keane  agree  that 
the  Round  Towers  and  churches  associated 
with  them  must  have  been  built  at  the  same 


THE   IRISH    ROUND   TOWERS.  XXV 

time.     Dr.    Petrie    says   the    churches    were 

Christian,    and   therefore    also    the    towers  ; 

while  Mr.  Keane  argues  that  the  churches, 

such  as   Cormac's    Chapel    at  Cashel,    were 

originally    pagan,    and    that    therefore    the 

towers  were  also  built  in  a  pre-Christian  age. 

I  do  not  propose  to  attempt  an  analysis  of 

Dr.    Petrie's   and  Mr.    Keane's    learned   and 

highly  technical  reasons  founded  on   minute 

examinations  of  these  ancient  buildings.     We 

have  here  in   Ireland  many  highly  qualified 

architects  and   archaeologists   fully  equipped 

at     all    points    for     such     an     undertaking. 

I  merely  suggest  that  if  some  of  the  earliest 

Round   Towers  and  sacred  buildings  were,  as 

a  matter  of  fact,  erected  a  great  many  years 

before  the  Christian  era,  they  may  from  time 

to  time  have  been  repaired,  reconstructed,  or 

added  to.     Allowing  all  that  is  possible  for 

the  almost  imperishable  nature  of  the  native 

Irish  building-stone,  it  must  be  conceded  that 

some  of  the  building  materials  would  have  given 

way  in  such  a  lapse  of  time ;  that  the  Danes 

and  other  invaders  must  have  committed  a 


XXVI  PREFACE   TO  THE   NEW  EDITION. 

large  amount  of  wanton  destruction ;  and 
that  there  may  have  been  alterations  in 
and  additions  to  what  were  originally  pagan 
temples,  so  as  to  convert  them  into  Christian 
churches. 

I  now  pass  on  to  the  more  historical 
aspect  of  the  question,  on  which  a  flood  of 
light  has  been  thrown  by  several  ancient 
documents.  Canon  Bourke  gives  detailed 
accounts  of  six  separate  settlements  of  Celts 
in  Ireland  before  A.D.  1172,  the  date  of  the 
invasion  of  Ireland  in  the  reign  of  Henry  II. 
It  is  only  necessary  to  consider  the  fifth  and 
sixth  of  these  Celtic  invasions  with  reference 
to  the  probable  period  of  the  erection  of  the 
Round  Towers.  The  fifth  of  these  settle- 
ments was  made  by  an  Aryan  tribe  called  the 
Tuatha  de  Danann,  which,  according  to 
Canon  Bourke,  means  "  Tribes  of  the  God," 
or  "  Goddess  of  Skill,"  or  "  Tribes  of  the 
God-like  men  of  skill,"  and,  according  to 
Mr.  O'Brien,  "  The  Magician-God-Almoners," 
or  the  "Almoner-Magicians  of  the  Deity." 
Canon  Bourke  and  other  believers  in  the  pre- 


THE   IRISH   ROUND  TOWERS.  XXVli 

Christian  origin  of  our  towers  hold  that  this 
tribe  came  to  Ireland  direct  from  the  East 
about  1800  years  before  Christ;  and  they 
consider  that  these  people,  very  shortly  after 
their  settlement  here,  built  most  of  the  Irish 
Round  Towers,  and  that  the  remainder  were 
modelled  from  the  earlier  structures. 

It  is  freely  admitted  by  Dr.  Petrie  and 
other  authorities  that  the  Tuatha  de  Danann, 
who  came  to  Ireland  in  the  very  remote  past, 
were  a  highly  accomplished  people,  and  parti- 
cularly skilled  in  erecting  dome-roofed  houses 
and  sepulchres  of  stone  in  the  style  now 
called  Cyclopean  and  Pelasgic;  and  Dr.  Petrie 
is  also  of  opinion  that  they  built  the  Irish 
Round  Towers,  but  after,  and  not  before,  the 
introduction  of  Christianity.  The  Tuatha  de 
Danann  were  evidently  of  a  high  caste  among 
Eastern  tribes.  Dr.  Joyce,  in  his  "  Social 
History  of  Ancient  Ireland,"  says  "  they  were 
great  magicians."  They  may  have  belonged 
to  the  sacerdotal  order,  or  at  least  have 
contained  numbers  of  learned  religious  people 
among  them  ;  and  it  is  highly  probable  that 


XXViii         PREFACE   TO   THE    NEW   EDITION. 

they   first   introduced    into    our    island    that 
remarkable   reverence  for   the  great    Creator 
which,    amongst    all    our   quarrels    and    mis- 
fortunes, we  as  a  people  have  never  entirely 
lost.     We  know  that  in  the  East  the  tower 
was  erected  as  a  tribute  to  and  recognition  of 
Almighty  God  ;  and  if  the  Tuatha  de  Danann 
brought  the  worship  of  God  with  them,  it  is 
tolerably   certain    that   they   also    introduced 
this  sacred  tower  when  first  they  reached  their 
new  country,  and  that  they  did  not  wait  until 
after  the  introduction  of  Christianity  to  do  so. 
They  were  at  a  very  remote  period,  and  within 
less  than  two  hundred  years  after  their  arrival 
in   Ireland,  overcome   by  the    Milesians,   the 
last   of  the   six   separate   Celtic   settlements 
described  by  Canon  Bourke.     The  Milesians, 
unlike     their    predecessors,    did     not     come 
directly    from    the    East ;  they    came    from 
south-western    Europe.      They   were    as   re- 
markable   for   their   ignorance   of  the  art   of 
building  in  stone  as  the  Tuatha  de  Danann 
were  for  their  knowledge  of  it.     They  were  a 
brave,  noble-looking  race,  excelling  the  Tuatha 


THE    IRISH   ROUND   TOWERS.  XXIX 

de  Danann  in  physical  strength,  though  inferior 
to  them  in  technical  and  mental  culture.  Any 
of  the  Tuatha  de  Danann  who  were  not 
exterminated  became  subject  to  the  Milesians, 
and  in  the  end  amalgamated  with  them,  and 
seem  to  have  wholly  abandoned  the  civilized 
arts  which  they  had  cultivated  before  their 
conquerors  came.  Dr.  Petrie  fully  recognizes 
that  it  was  impossible  that  the  Milesians 
could  have  erected  the  Round  Towers  ;  and 
he  therefore  supposes  that  the  Tuatha  de 
Danann  had  retained  the  architectural  skill 
necessary  for  building  these  peculiar  towers, 
which  had  been  derived  by  them  from  the 
East ;  and  that  they  erected  the  towers,  after 
the  introduction  of  Christianity.  This  looks 
like  a  desperate  effort  to  get  out  of  a  great 
difficulty ;  and  evidently  this  solution  of  the 
problem  did  not  commend  itself  either  to 
Lord  Dunraven  or  his  editor,  Miss  Stokes. 
They,  as  I  have  already  shown,  consider  that 
our  Round  Towers  were  introduced  by  the 
Christians  from  France ;  and  they  were  of 
opinion  that  foreign,  and  not  native,  architects 


XXX  PREFACE   TO   THE   NEW   EDITION. 

designed  and  built  them.  Lord  Dunraven 
and  Miss  Stokes,  however,  in  their  turn  have, 
it  appears  to  me,  to  encounter  a  difficulty  just 
as  great  as  that  which  confronted  Dr.  Petrie. 
If  it  were  from  continental  Europe  that  the 
designers  of  our  Round  Towers  came,  why  is 
that  particular  part  of  the  world  now  left 
with  scarcely  a  trace  of  them  remaining  ? 
and  if  they  were  first  introduced  into  Ireland 
from  the  Continent,  why  were  they  not 
similarly  introduced  into  the  nearer  and 
more  important  kingdom  of  England? 

I  may  here  state  that  "  lerne's  sweetest 
lyrist"  was  a  firm  believer  in  the  pre-Christian 
origin  of  our  Round  Towers.  We  can  well 
imagine  that  the  author  of  "  Lalla  Rookh," 
when  he  could  not  maintain  that  they  were 
peculiar  to  Ireland,  preferred,  if  possible,  to 
trace  them  to  an  Eastern  rather  than  to  a 
Western  source.  Dr.  Petrie,  in  his  book,  most 
impartially  gives  extracts  from  that  poet's 
prose  writings  on  the  subject.  Moore's  ex- 
quisite poems  were  at  one  time  more  familiar 
in  Ireland  than  they  are  now.  Since  the 


THE  IRISH   ROUND  TOWERS.  Xxxi 

introduction  of  the  higher  education,  the  Irish 
girls  sing  perhaps  too  many  German  songs. 
The  songs  of  fifty  years  ago  sounded  more 
home-like,  when  the  girls  of  that  period,  with 
a  delicious  flavour  of  their  native  brogue, 
"  warbled  their  native  wood-notes  wild." 
Probably  my  readers  will  think  that  I  have 
given  them  too  much  prose,  and  would  now 
prefer  some  poetry ;  so  I  shall  conclude  by 
quoting  a  few  lines  from  one  of  the  Melodies, 
in  which  our  lyrist  alludes  to  a  quaint  old 
legend  concerning  our  Round  Towers : — 

"  On  Lough  Neagh's  bank,  as  the  fisherman  strays, 

When  the  clear,  cold  eve's  declining, 
He  sees  the  Round  Towers  of  other  days 

In  the  wave  beneath  him  shining ; 
Thus  shall  memory  often,  in  dreams  sublime, 

Catch  a  glimpse  of  the  days  that  are  over ; 
Thus,  sighing,  look  through  the  waves  of  time 

For  the  long-faded  glories  they  cover." 


It  may  be  useful  to  give  a  list  (which  is, 
of  course,  by  no  means  exhaustive)  of  works 
on  the  Round  Towers  and  other  Antiquities 
of  Ireland : — 

The  Round  Towers  and  Ancient  Architecture  of  Ireland, 
by  George  Petrie,  LL.D. 


XXXli          PREFACE   TO   THE   NEW   EDITION. 

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1875- 
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Stokes,  D.D.     1886. 
Early  Christian  Art  in   Ireland,  by   Margaret   Stokes. 

1887. 
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Bourke,  P.P.     1887. 

Pagan  Ireland,  by  W.  G.  Wood-Martin.     1895. 
The  Round  Towers  of  Ireland,  by  H.  O'Brien  (1834). 

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1902. 
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Royal  Society  of  Antiquaries  of  Ireland  (various  papers) ; 
and,  in  particular,  paper  on  Glendalough,  by  the 
Rev.  Denis  Murphy,  s.j.,  and  T.  J.  Westropp,  C.E. 
1895  ;  and  other  papers  in  same  series,  by  T.  J. 
Westropp.  1894,  1897,  and  1898. 


THE   IRISH    ROUND   TOWERS.  xxxiii 

GUIDES  AND  HANDBOOKS, 

Baddeley's    (Ireland,    2  vols.),   by  M.  J.  B.  Baddeley 

and  C.  S.  Ward. 

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Dublin  Handbook. 

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Murray's  Handbook  (Ireland),  by  John  Cooke. 

JOHN  H.  EDGE. 


1 6  CLYDE  ROAD,  DUBLIN, 
March,  1910. 


PREFACE  TO  THE  FIRST  EDITION. 


I  THINK  it  right  to  state  that  no  covert 
allusion  is  made  in  this  book  to  any  person 
who  lived  in,  or  had  property  in,  the  Vale  of 
Clara,  Glenmalure,  or  Glendalough.  The 
same  remark  applies  to  Shropshire.  For 
example,  the  Corbets,  the  Dijons,  the  Malets, 
Father  O'Toole,  and  the  Mannings  are 
not  intended  to  represent  any  particular 
individuals. 

As  the  work  deals  largely  with  and  is 
in  favour  of  "  The  Unity  of  Christendom," 
I  rnay  mention  that  I  am  a  low-church 
Episcopalian. 

I  have  ventured  to  introduce  as  one  of  the 
characters  of  the  story  the  great  Dr.  J.  W. 
Doyle,  Roman  Catholic  Bishop  of  Kildare 


xxxvi        PREFACE   TO   THE   FIRST   EDITION. 

and  Leighlin.  He  has  now  been  dead  for 
many  years ;  but  the  memory  of  his  useful 
and  noble  life  can  never  perish. 

I  have  referred  to  several  authorities  in  the 
narrative ;  and  I  should  like  to  add  that 
anyone  visiting  Glendalough  will  find  inte- 
resting information  in  the  Rev.  M.  Hogan's 
learned  and  concise  treatise,  Black's  Guide, 
and  Murray's  Handbook. 

JOHN  H.  EDGE. 

November,  1906.  • 


AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

• 

CHAPTER  I. 

THE  VALE  OF  CLARA. 

THE  Vale  of  Clara  extends  from  Laragh  Bridge, 
near  Glendalough,  to  the  town  of  Rathdrum.  It 
is  one  of  the  loveliest  of  the  many  lovely  vales  of 
beautiful  Wicklow. 

Rathdrum  is  a  town  in  Ireland  ;  it  would  be 
merely  a  village  in  England. 

The  Avonmore,  or  big  Avon,  flows  out  of  the 
Lakes  of  Glendalough,  and  runs  along  the  Vale  the 
whole  way,  passes  Rathdrum  and  Avondale — once 
the  home  of  Charles  Stewart  Parnell — and  joins  the 
Avonbeg,  or  little  Avon,  at  the  Meeting  of  the 
Waters,  which  inspired  one  of  the  sweetest  of 
Moore's  Irish  Melodies. 

From  Rathdrum  to  the  sea  the  Vale  is  called  the 
Vale  of  Avoca ;  and  the  double  stream  from  the 
Meeting  of  the  Waters  is  known  as  the  Avoca  river. 

The  scenery  of  the  County  Wicklow  cannot 
be  so  easily  described  as  that  of  Switzerland. 
There  are  no  such  startling  surprises  in  Wicklow 
as  in  Switzerland — no  snow-clad  mountains  or 


2  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

glaciers,    contrasting    strongly    with    pine    woods, 

rich    pastures,    edelweiss,    and    wild    flowers ;    yet 

Wicklow   scenery   has   its   own   distinctive  charms. 

In    spring  or    summer,   more    especially   in   bright 

sunshine   after  rain,  no   more   delightful   excursion 

could    be    taken    than    from     Rathdrum    through 

the  Vale  of  Clara   to   Glendalough,  either  by  car, 

carriage,  or  motor-car,  or  on  foot  or^ycling,  though 

the   road   is    somewhat   hilly.      If  the  valley  from 

Rathdrum  down  the  river  to  the  sea  at  Arklow  is 

better  wooded  and  more  luxuriantly  beautiful,  the 

view,  about   five   or   six   miles  from  Rathdrum,  in 

Clara  Vale,  where  Clara  Bridge  suddenly  comes  into 

sight,  is  grander  than  anything  in  the  Vale  of  Avoca. 

About  half  a  mile  further  on  and  above  the  road 

are  the  ruins  of  the  castle  of  the  MacUThuils,  or 

MacTooles,  or  OTooles,  who  for  many  years  were 

the  masters,  if  not  strictly  in  law,  certainly  in  fact,  of 

all  this  mountainous  region.     Another  castle  beyond 

Laragh  Bridge  near  Annamoe  disputes  the  glory  of 

having  been  the  stronghold  of  this  once  powerful 

sept.     The    ruins    of   the  castle   at   Annamoe   are 

curiously  called  Castle  Kevin,  whilst   the  ruins   in 

the   Vale    of    Clara   are    known    locally    as    King 

O'Toole's   Castle ;   and   the   townland   on  which   it 

stands  is  Knockreagh,  or  King's  Hill,  corrupted  into 

Knockrath.     Probably  both  castles  were  fortresses 

against  the  English  enemy,  and  were  occupied  by 

the  king  according  to  the  necessity  of  the  times. 

A  mile  or  two  higher  up  than  the  castle,  and  near 
the  heather  on  the  wild  mountain  called  the  Castle 
Hill,  was  erected  in  the  seventeenth  century  a  large 


THE   VALE   OF   CLARA.  3 

Irish  country  house,  built,  as  the  greater  number  of 
such  houses  were,  of  the  massive  stone  of  the  district, 
quite  regardless  of  architectural  effect,  three  stories 
high,  with  a  basement  story,  and  the  hall-door  in  the 
centre.  The  demesne,  or  home-farm  surrounding 
the  house,  had  a  few  oaks  and  ash-trees,  and  little 
ornamentation.  This  house  was  built  by  Michael 
Corbet,  a  captain  in  Cromwell's  army,  who  got  a 
Crown  grant  of  the  forfeited  estates  in  the  valley. 
He,  having  little  means  or  assistance,  built  this  house, 
bounded  off  a  farm  round  it,  and  set  some  portions  of 
the  rest  of  the  lands  on  long  leases  to  his  soldiers, 
who  paid  him  small  rents,  and  acted  as  his  bodyguard 
against  the  so-called  wild  Irish.  The  greater  part 
of  the  lands  contained  in  Corbet's  grant  remained 
unoccupied  and  waste  until  the  close  of  the 
eighteenth  or  beginning  of  the  nineteenth  century, 
when  wheat  rose  to  a  great  price  after  the  American 
War,  and  during  the  wars  of  the  First  Napoleon. 

The  Corbet  of  the  period  took  advantage  of  this 
rise  in  value  to  set  all  his  remaining  waste  or 
unoccupied  land,  and  also  some  of  his  demesne,  on 
long  leases  at  very  high  rents.  He  followed  the 
example  of  others  of  his  class  in  so  doing. 

The  old  English  settlers,  called  by  O'Connell 
"  the  English  garrison,"  lived  extravagantly,  earned 
little  money,  and  married  the  daughters  of  other 
settlers,  getting  no  ready  money — merely  charges  on 
their  neighbours'  estates — by  way  of  fortune,  just  as 
their  sisters  had  charges  on  their  own  estates.  The 
land  was  all  any  of  them  had  to  subsist  on  ;  and  its 
value  was,  as  a  rule,  eaten  up  by  family  charges 


4  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

created  in  this  way.  This  rise  in  value,  owing  to 
war  prices,  was  an  irresistible  temptation  to  the 
letting  of  lands  at  high  prices ;  and  it  was  then  that 
the  bulk  of  the  middlemen  tenures  was  created. 
The  middlemen  formed  the  squireen  or  small  squire 
class  ;  they  built  their  residences  on  the  best  part  of 
their  leasehold,  and  sublet  the  remainder  to  the 
native  inhabitants  at  still  higher  rents,  and  en- 
couraged subdivision,  as  it  increased  their  incomes. 
This  system  of  itself  was  enough  to  cause  friction 
and  discontent ;  and  it  was  intensified  by  the 
circumstance  that  the  squires  and  squireens  were 
Protestants,  and  the  occupiers,  the  sub-tenants, 
Roman  Catholics. 

The  Corbets  for  generations  represented,  by  them- 
selves or  their  nominees  in  the  Irish  Parliament, 
their  pocket  borough  of  Kingscastle,  consisting  of  a 
few  houses  at  their  gate ;  and  finally  at  the  Union 
the  then  head  of  the  house,  who  was  one  of  the 
members  for  his  borough,  received  compensation  for 
the  loss  of  his  two  seats,  and  also  the  titles  of  Earl 
of  Clara  and  Viscount  Kingscastle.  He  had  voted 
for  the  Union. 

One  morning  about  eighty  years  ago,  the  Earl  of 
Clara,  grandson  of  the  first  Earl,  and  his  Countess 
were  conversing  in  the  drawing-room  of  their  house 
called  Kingscastle.  The  Earl  was  then  about  forty 
years  of  age — a  tall,  soldierlike  man,  who  had  fought 
at  Waterloo ;  a  favourable  specimen  of  his  class  ; 
brave,  with  a  great  sense  of  his  own  importance; 
but,  so  long  as  he  was  treated  with  sufficient 
deference,  kindly,  very  hospitable,  more  domestic 


THE  VALE  OF  CLARA.  5 

and  temperate  than  was  usual  at  the  period,  a  good 
horseman  and  a  keen  sportsman,  and  a  fairly  sure 
shot  at  a  grouse.  His  Countess  was  an  English- 
woman, the  daughter  of  an  English  Viscount.  Like 
many  English  wives  imported  into  Ireland,  she  had 
started  with  the  resolve  to  do  her  best  to  improve 
those  whom  she  always  believed  to  be  "  barbarous 
people."  She  could  not  understand  their  suscepti- 
bilities ;  she  under-rated  their  honesty  ;  she  mistook 
their  exaggerations  of  speech  for  lies  ;  and  she 
regarded  their  religion  as  idolatrous. 

The  Earl  and  Countess  had  been  married  for 
about  fifteen  years ;  and  their  eldest  son,  Lord 
Kingscastle,  was  away  at  school  in  England,  preparing 
for  Eton.  Their  daughter,  who  came  next,  had,  a 
few  years  before,  lost  her  life  at  a  children's  picnic  in 
Glendalough,  by  falling  out  of  St.  Kevin's  Bed  ;  and 
now  they  had  twin  sons,  four  months  old.  The 
Countess  had  never  recovered  her  cheerfulness  after 
the  tragic  death  of  her  daughter,  but  had  remained 
since  then  a  woman  of  a  sorrowful  spirit.  She  was 
now  striving  to  impress  on  her  husband  something 
about  which  her  mind  had  been  exercised  almost 
since  the  birth  of  the  twins — the  necessity  of  having 
them  christened — nowadays  a  very  easy  matter  ; 
but  it  was  quite  different  at  that  period.  The  living 
of  Kingscastle  was  in  the  gift  of  the  Corbet  family  ; 
and,  as  a  matter  of  course,  for  generations  a  member 
of  the  family  was  sent  to  Trinity  College,  Dublin, 
and  ordained  for  this  parish.  The  present  Vicar 
was  the  Hon.  Fitzroy  Corbet,  the  brother  of  the  Earl. 
An  intervening  brother  had  died.  The  Vicar  had 


6  AN   IRISH    UTOPIA. 

a  fat  canonry  in  Dublin,  and  did  not  reside  in  the 
parish  ;  and  when  he  did  come,  he  lived  at  Kings- 
castle.  A  Curate  had  lived  at  the  vicarage,  and  had 
performed  service  once  a  week  in  the  church.  He 
had  been  dead  now  for  over  three  months,  and  the 
church  was  closed,  unless  when  occasionally  the 
Canon  came  down,  or  while  the  Countess's  brother, 
an  English  clergyman,  was  over  on  a  visit.  The 
Canon  had  not  appointed  a  new  curate,  for  two 
reasons :  first,  the  difficulty  of  getting  one  for  the 
small  stipend  he  was  willing  to  give  ;  and,  secondly, 
the  difficulty  of  disposing  of  the  widow  and  eight 
children  of  the  deceased  Curate.  They  still  remained 
in  the  vicarage,  having  no  other  place  to  go  to, 
supported  by  gifts  from  the  Canon,  and  the  bounty 
of  the  Countess.  The  Curate's  wife  was  an  Irish- 
woman ;  and  the  Countess  never  in  the  least 
understood  her,  but  she  pitied  her;  and  the  poor 
woman  adored  the  Countess,  and  astonished  that 
quiet,  undemonstrative  lady  by  her  extravagance 
of  language  and  gesture  in  showing  her  devotion 
to  her  patroness. 

"  Supposing,  Michael,"  said  the  Countess,  address- 
ing the  Earl,  "the  boys  should  die  without  having 
been  baptized,  what  peace  of  mind  would  I 
ever  have?  It  would  be  worse  than  the  loss  of 
dear  Gerty." 

Now  the  Earl  had  been  devoted  to  his  daughter  ; 
many  thought  he  felt  the  accident  even  more  than 
the  Countess,  though  he  brushed  the  thought  aside 
some  way.  The  baptism  of  the  twins  he  considered 
simply  a  form  ;  and  possibly  the  Countess,  in 


THE  VALE  OF  CLARA.  7 

mentioning  the  death  of  their  daughter  to  him,  had 
touched  a  sympathetic  chord  which  the  rites  of  the 
Church  never  could.  The  Earl  was  what  may  be 
termed  an  aristocratic  Puritan.  He  regarded  all 
Methodists,  Presbyterians,  and  Dissenters  as  vulgar. 
He  liked  the  choral  services  in  St.  Patrick's  and 
Christ  Church  Cathedrals,  although  he  did  not  know 
"the  Old  Hundredth"  from  "  God  Save  the  King"  ; 
he  thought  them  proper,  respectable,  and  savouring 
of  his  rank.  Still  deep  down  in  him  was  the  Puritan. 
He  so  hated  and  despised  Popery,  that  anything  at 
all  leading  up  to  it  he  abhorred  with  all  the  con- 
tempt and  loathing  of  his  Roundhead  ancestor.  He 
believed  baptism  to  be  a  proper  rite  amongst  decent 
Christian  people  ;  but  the  ideas  of  the  Countess  on 
the  subject  he  repudiated  vaguely  as  "  Popery." 

"  Poor  Gerty ! "  said  the  Earl,  "  poor  child  !  and  she 
was  so  like  my  mother  ! " 

"  That  was  a  great  sorrow  to  us,  Michael,"  said 
the  Countess ;  "  ought  we  not  now  to  do  our  duty 
by  our  living  children?" 

The  Earl  was  vanquished,  partly  by  the  recol- 
lection of  his  little  daughter,  partly  through  his 
ignorance  of  theology.  Probably  neither  he  nor 
the  Countess  had  definite  views  on  the  matter.  The 
Earl  then  said,  with  an  air  of  resignation,  "  I  will  do 
whatever  you  like.  Fitzroy  wrote  that  anyone  can 
baptize  ;  he  need  not  be  a  clergyman." 

Now  the  Countess  did  not  like  Fitzroy.  He  was 
abler,  better-educated,  stronger-willed  than  the  Earl ; 
and  he  was  the  Earl's  brains-carrier,  or  was  joined  to 
Philip  Thornton,  the  agent,  in  that  capacity.  He 


8  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

had  a  way  of  putting  her  down  as  one  not  knowing 
the  country  and  being  a  foreigner. 

"  I  think,"  said  the  Countess,  "  that  christening  by 
a  layman  would  be  indecent  and  an  outrage.  Fitzroy 
only  told  you  that  as  an  excuse  for  not  attending  to 
his  duties." 

This  speech  nearly  lost  the  Countess  all  her 
conquered  ground. 

"  I  wish,  Charlotte/'  said  the  Earl,  in  his  severest 
tone,  which  meant  he  was  the  Earl  of  Clara,  and 
master  of  the  Countess,  the  Glen,  and  all  in  it,  "you 
would  not  speak  in  that  way  of  Fitzroy  ;  his  great 
gifts  would  be  lost  here." 

The  Countess  saw  her  mistake,  and  looked  out  of 
the  window  by  way  of  gaining  time,  and  recognized 
the  tall  figure  of  Father  Lawrence  O'Toole,  the 
Parish  Priest  of  Kingscastle,  walking  up  the  drive. 


CHAPTER  II. 

THE  BAPTISM  OF  THE  TWINS. 

FATHER  O'TOOLE  was  a  descendant  of  the  old 
Kings  of  the  Valley.  He  had  been  educated  on  the 
Continent,  and  was  a  welcome  guest  at  "  the  great 
house."  The  Countess,  by  way  of  dropping  the 
debatable  subject  of  the  christening  which  she  and 
the  Earl  had  been  discussing,  quietly  said  :  "  Father 
O'Toole  is  coming  to  pay  us  a  visit." 

The  Earl  was  a  good  man,  was  fond  of  the 
Countess,  and  hated  any  disagreement  with  her,  and 
in  a  quite  changed  voice  cheerfully  cried  out :  "  He 
is  an  ordained  clergyman  ;  he  can  baptize  them." 

On  most  questions,  except  where  the  commercial 
instinct  is  aroused,  the  Irish  in  debate,  whether  in 
Parliament  or  the  domestic  circle,  by  quickness  and 
audacity  vanquish  their  slower-thinking  rulers  ;  and, 
above  all,  in  theology,  the  English  are  nowhere  with 
them.  The  Countess  never  thought  of  anyone  except 
an  ordained  Church  of  England  or  Church  of  Ireland 
minister,  as  by  law  established,  performing  the 
ceremony  ;  and  here  Father  O'Toole  was  suddenly 
sprung  upon  her.  Before  she  could  collect  her  scat- 
tered thoughts,  Father  O'Toole  was  announced.  He 
entered  as  an  old  friend,  with  the  easy,  pleasing,  and 
courtly  manners  of  the  foreign-educated  priest  of 
gentle  birth.  He  had  come  to  soften  the  Earl's 


10  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

heart  about  one  of  the  few  Roman  Catholic  occupying 
tenants  which  the  Earl  had. 

"  I  do  not  like,"  said  the  Earl,  "  to  meddle  with 
Thornton  ;  still  I  will  speak  to  him  about  it." 

Father  O'Toole  thanked  him,  and,  turning  to  the 
Countess,  inquired  for  the  twins. 

"By  the  way,  Father  O'Toole,"  interrupted  the 
Earl,  "the  Countess  is  very  uneasy  about  having 
them  baptized  ;  could  you  do  it  for  us  ?  You  would 
not,  of  course  "  (laughing),  "  claim  them  afterwards 
for  your  own  Church." 

Father  O'Toole,  though  he  did  not  unnecessarily 
obtrude  his  religious  views  on  his  Protestant  neigh- 
bours, never,  in  word  or  deed,  forgot  his  faith  or  his 
calling.  He  at  once  became  serious,  and  every  inch 
the  priest,  and  answered  gravely :  "  Baptism,  my 
Lord,  is  a  sacrament — a  solemn  rite  of  your  Church 
as  well  as  mine;  we  believe  in  its  necessity  and 
efficacy,  and  in  an  emergency  we  are  bound  to 
perform  the  ceremony,  which  cannot  be  idly  repeated. 
I  suppose  you  and  your  gracious  lady,  my  friend  the 
Countess,  would  not  allow  the  rite  to  be  performed 
in  the  cabin  we  have  for  our  church ;  and  I  cannot, 
of  course,  enter  your  church  for  any  purpose  ;  still  I 
can  perform  it  in  this  room."  Then  (smiling),  "  My 
friend  the  Canon  admits  the  validity  of  my  orders, 
though,  I  am  sorry  to  say,  he  differs  from  some  of 
my  opinions." 

The  Countess  personally  liked  Father  O'Toole; 
his  gradeuse  manner  suited  her — a  contrast  to  her 
own.  He  never  sneered  at  England  ;  and,  above  all, 
her  genuinely  kind  heart  sympathized  with  his  in 


THE   BAPTISM   OF   THE   TWINS.  II 

caring  for  the  poor,  and  many  a  consultation  they 
had  about  "  feeding  the  hungry."  She  answered, 
after  a  pause  :  "  We  are  greatly  indebted  to  you  for 
coming  to  our  relief."  She  said  this  in  faltering 
accents,  and  looking  kindly  at  the  priest ;  still,  being 
a  thorough  conservative,  she  would  have  liked  the 
ceremony  performed  in  an  orthodox  way  in  the 
Protestant  Church  by  a  clergyman  of  her  own  faith. 
"  We  expect  the  Dijons  to  lunch,"  she  added. 

"  Well,"  rejoined  the  Earl,  "  they  will  only  be  a 
congregation." 

Immediately  afterwards  a  Mr.Malet  was  announced. 
Without  any  betrayal  of  good  breeding,  it  was 
evident  he  was  not  only  an  uninvited  but  also  an 
undesired  guest.  Mr.  Ambrose  Malet  was  the 
grandson  of  a  middleman  who  had  got,  about  forty 
years  previously,  several  leases,  for  lives  renewable 
for  ever,  of  a  considerable  extent  of  poor  land  and 
mountain  liberty  from  the  Earl's  grandfather  at  high 
rents,  just  when  the  upward  turn  in  prices  and  rents 
began.  He  was  above  the  middle  height,  of  a 
powerful  and  also  active  build.  He  had  a  handsome, 
coarse  face,  with  the  healthy,  embrowned  colour 
which  the  Wicklow  air  gives.  He  was  about  thirty 
years  old,  an  unmarried  man,  who  lived  near  the 
Castle.  Being  a  younger  son,  with  some  vague  idea 
of  his  getting  a  profession,  he  had  entered  Trinity 
College,  Dublin,  where  he  became  more  distinguished 
for  "  town  and  gown  "  rows  than  for  learning. 

The  Earl's  brother,  the  Canon,  who  was  several 
years  older,  was  just  finishing  his  studies  when  Malet 
entered  College ;  and  the  latter  saved  him  from 


12  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

being  killed  in  a  fight  with  the  town  roughs  at  King 
William's  statue  in  College  Green,  round  which  the 
College  Boys  were  marching  in  triumph  after  the 
public  entry  of  a  new  Lord  Lieutenant. 

Malet  left  college  without  a  degree.     By  the  death 
of  an  elder  brother — who  died  from  the  effects  of  a 
blow  he  had  received  in  levying  a  distress  for  rent — 
and  by  that  of  his  father  soon  after,  he  became  the 
owner  of  the  leaseholds.     He  farmed  the  cultivated 
enclosed  land  he  had  in  his  own  possession,  grazed  the 
mountain,  collected  the  rents  as  best  he  could  from 
his  sub-tenants,  and  jobbed  in  cattle  and  horses.    He 
was  a  daring  rider  and  the  crack  shot  of  the  district. 
The  Earl  was  really  fond  of  him.     Malet  knew  how 
to  manage  his  landlord  ;  he  never  forgot  he  was  the 
Earl.     The  Earl  had  a  right  of  shooting  over  Malet's 
lands  and  mountain,  and  also  other  mountains  which 
were  unleased,  and  on  which  the  Earl's  occupying 
tenants  had  rights  of  grazing.     Malet  always  accom- 
panied the  Earl  in  the  shooting  season,  leaving  to  his 
superior  lord  the  easy  shots,  and  taking  himself  the 
harder  ones.    But  for  Malet's  prowess,  the  bag  would 
have  been  light  at  the  end  of  the  day.     He,  without 
any  salary  or  appointment,  acted  as  the  Earl's  head 
keeper.     The  regular  staff  of  gamekeepers  took  their 
directions   from  him,  and  his  visit   on   the  present 
occasion  was  to  report  an  audacious  case  of  poaching. 
He  had  scarcely  arrived  when  the  Count  Dijon  and 
his  wife  entered  the  room. 

The  Count,  though  Irish,  looked  like  a  foreigner. 
He  had  been  reared  on  the  Continent,  and  spoke 
English  with  a  foreign  accent.  He  was  a  dis- 


THE  BAPTISM  OF  THE  TWINS.  13 

tinguished-looking,  well-bred  man.  His  name  was 
Molloy  ;  and  his  very  remote  ancestor  had  come  a 
couple  of  centuries  before  from  the  King's  County, 
and  had  married  an  heiress  of  the  O'Byrne  family, 
who  almost  rivalled  the  Royal  House  of  O'Toole  in 
importance  in  the  district  and  in  vast  possessions  of 
land.  The  Count  was  a  noble  of  the  Holy  Roman 
Empire,  and  inherited  through  his  mother  an  estate 
in  the  Sabine  Hills  and  a  large  quantity  of  more 
portable  property.  His  wife,  who  was  always  called 
the  Marchesa — a  title  she  was  supposed  to  have 
obtained  through  her  father,  an  Italian — had  inherited 
vast  wealth  through  her  mother,  a  Spaniard  of  noble 
birth.  The  Marchesa  was  born  and  reared  in  Spain, 
called  herself  a  Spaniard,  and  was  genuinely  one  in 
appearance  and  bearing.  She  was  handsome  and 
haughty-looking,  despised  Ireland  and  the  Irish, 
and  did  not  conceal  her  indifference  to  what  she 
considered  the  petty  subjects  which  interested  the 
people  amongst  whom  she  lived. 

The  Dijons  were  the  Earl's  nearest  neighbours. 
They  lived  in  Glenmalure,  just  over  the  watershed 
which  separates  the  Vale  of  Clara  from  Glenmalure. 
Their  Italian-looking  residence,  known  as  Chateau 
Dijon,  was  built  high  up  on  the  mountain-side  of 
Glenmalure  Valley,  and  not  far  distant  from  Kings- 
castle  when  approached  by  a  wild,  steep  road  which 
spans  the  mountain  top  and  is  a  connecting  link 
between  the  Vale  of  Clara  and  Glenmalure.  Chateau 
Dijon  stood  on  the  only  remaining  portion  of  the 
once  large  estates  of  the  O'Byrne  family  which 
remained  in  the  Count's  possession,  and  consisted  of 


14  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

a  few  acres  of  arable  land  and  a  grouse  mountain, 
which  at  its  top  bordered  on  the  highest  point  of 
the  Earl's  estate. 

Lunch  was  postponed,  and  the  twins  were  sent  for. 
One  of  them  was  carried  in  by  Mrs.  Simpson,  the 
Curate's  widow,  for  the  simple  reason  that  she  was  the 
only  person  who  could  quiet  him.  She  had  been 
present  at  his  birth,  and,  being  an  experienced  woman 
in  such  matters,  was  constantly  in  the  nursery  of  the 
big  house.  An  ordinary  nurse  carried  the  other 
twin;  and  an  assistant  followed.  At  the  same 
time  a  young  girl  of  about  twenty-five  summers 
came  into  the  room.  She  was  the  Lady  Violet 
Manning,  daughter  of  the  Marquis  of  Wrekin — a 
fine-looking,  handsome  English  girl,  with  masses  of 
golden  hair. 

Father  O'Toole  asked  for  the  elder  of  the  two, 
remarking,  "  We  must  not  put  Ephraim  before 
Manasseh." 

To  which  Mrs.  Simpson  answered,  "  I  hold 
Manasseh,  who  is  not  only  the  elder  but  the  finer 
of  the  two  ;  he  will  always  be  known  by  the  mark 
on  his  arm." 

The  elder  child  was  then  christened  Stephen,  from 
time  immemorial  the  name  of  the  second  son  in  the 
Corbet  family  ;  and  subsequently  the  younger  child 
was  christened  George,  the  name  of  the  late  Lord 
Dartmoor,  the  Countess's  father. 

Father  O'Toole  registered  the  births  in  a  book  he 
carried ;  and  the  ceremony  being  over,  the  party 
partook  of  an  old-fashioned  luncheon.  The  Earl 
invited  Malet.  Without  very  marked  discourtesy  he 


THE   BAPTISM  OF  THE   TWINS.  15 

could  not  have  been  left  out.  The  Countess  had 
never  liked  Malet,  and  latterly  she  had  used  every 
device  to  discourage  his  visits. 

Lady  Violet  Manning  was  an  unimportant  younger 
daughter   of  the   Marchioness  of  Wrekin,   a    great 
friend  of  the  Countess.     Lady  Violet  had  the  year 
before   been    invited    over  to  Dublin  for  the  Castle 
festivities,  and  had  come  down  to  Kingscastle  and 
lingered  on  there.     She  was  a  bold  whip,  and,  with 
merely  a  page-boy  attendant,  drove,  on  one  occasion, 
a  very  high  gig  into  Rathdrum.    The  horse  took  fright 
when  entering  the  town,  and  ran  away,  and,  as  the 
accident  happened  one  market  day,  must  inevitably 
have    brought    the    gig   into    collision    with    some 
other  vehicle  had  not  Malet,  at  the  risk  of  his  life, 
rushed  into  the  road,  and  stopped  the  horse.     Lady 
Violet   was   so   unnerved   that  she  gladly  accepted 
Malet's  offer  to  drive   her  home.     Malet,  of  course, 
had    to  call  to  inquire  whether  she  had  recovered. 
He,  from  being  a  very  irregular  attendant  at  church, 
became,  whenever  there  was  a  service,  as  constant 
and  as  diligent  as  the  veteran  parish  clerk.     He  had 
a  fine  bass  voice  and  a  good  ear,  and  sat  next  Lady 
Violet  in  what  they  playfully  called  the  choir.     To 
the  Countess's  horror,  Malet  was  invited  to  singing 
practices  which  were  not  always  limited  to  Church 
music,    and    very   friendly    relations    soon   became 
established  between  the  young  people.     Lady  Violet 
laughed  at  the  Countess's  cautions,  and  excused  her- 
self on  the  plea  that  there  were  no  other  young  men 
in  the  neighbourhood  for  her  to  talk  to  and  sing  with. 

Malet  and  Lady  Violet  had  been  god-parents  to 


!6  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

one  of  the  twins,  or  gossips,  as  she  called  them,  and 
they  sat  together  at  lunch. 

The  conversation  turned  on  the  great  topics  of  the 
day — the  proposed  Catholic  Emancipation  and  the 
tithe  war,  just  commencing.  The  Earl  was,  for  those 
days,  very  liberal  in  his  politics. 

When  the  ladies  retired  to  allow  the  gentlemen  to 
have  a  little  more  wine,  Malet  was  eagerly  questioned 
as  to  the  grouse  prospects.  He  gave  a  critical 
account  of  them,  and  explained  that  he  had  shot  off 
the  old  bachelor  cocks  at  the  end  of  the  last  season, 
which  disturbed  the  pairing,  and  that  he  had  also 
destroyed  the  vermin. 

A  bench  of  magistrates  was  then  and  there 
arranged,  or  packed,  some  might  call  it,  to  meet  at 
Kingscastle  in  the  ensuing  week  to  try  the  poacher, 
the  sentence  being  freely  discussed  and  settled  before 
the  trial.  It  was  felt  that  an  example  should  be 
made,  and  that,  as  the  man  was  a  notorious  poacher, 
whatever  he  had  done  on  this  special  occasion  for 
which  he  was  to  be  tried  did  not  matter  much. 

After  the  sentence  was  settled  satisfactorily,  the 
gentlemen  returned  to  the  drawing-room.  Father 
O'Toole,  who  had  an  excellent  voice,  well  trained, 
sang  Moore's  melody,  "  By  that  lake  whose  gloomy 
shore  " ;  and  Malet  followed  in  a  fine,  though  un- 
trained, voice  with  "  The  wind  that  shakes  the 
barley."  This  last  song  being  vehemently  encored 
by  everyone  except  the  Countess,  Malet  sang 
Moore's  rather  amatory  sonnet,  "  Rosa,"  to  the 
accompaniment  of  Lady  Violet  on  the  pianoforte. 
They  had  evidently  had  a  rehearsal  together 


THE   BAPTISM   OF   THE   TWINS.  I? 

previously,  and  Malet  sang  it  far  more  correctly  than 
his  first  song. 

The  impromptu  christening  party  soon  afterwards 
broke  up.  When  the  visitors  had  left,  the  Countess 
said  in  her  severest  tones,  "  Really,  Violet,  that  song 
for  which  you  played  the  accompaniment  is  not  fit 
for  a  drawing-room." 

If  the  poor  Countess  thought  she  had  extinguished 
Lady  Violet,  she  was  completely  mistaken,  for  she 
answered  gaily,  "  Charlotte,  pray  do  not  be  prudish, 
I  heard  Mr.  Moore  himself  sing  it  to  some  of  the 
best  people  in  Dublin,  at  Lady  Balbriggan's,  in 
Merrion  Square." 

"  If  you  heard  it  in  the  King's  palace,  that  would 
not  make  it  a  proper  song." 

"  Tut,  tut,  Charlotte,"  said  the  Earl ;  "  poor  Malet 
only  wanted  to  amuse  us  ;  you  are  making  too  much 
of  it." 

Lady  Violet  murmured  quietly,  "'Honi  soit  qui 
mal  y  pense'";  and  the  subject  was  dropped. 


CHAPTER  III. 
FATHER  O'TOOLE. 

A  NEAT  cottage  close  to  the  big  house  was  the 
residence  of  the  Parish  Priest,  Father  O'Toole.  At 
the  time  our  tale  commences  he  was  about  forty 
years  of  age.  He  was  descended  from  the  senior 
and  most  important  branch  of  the  oldest  family  in 
the  district.  He  talked  but  little  of  his  royal  race  ; 
still  he  was  quietly  proud  of  being  sprung  from  a 
line  of  kings,  He  considered  the  true  way  of 
spelling  his  name  was  "  MacU'Thuil,"  anglicised  into 
MacToole  or  O'Toole.  He  maintained  laughingly 
that  the  English  had  taken  away  not  only  his 
country,  but  also  his  language.  He  deplored  the 
extinction  of  the  Irish  language  in  the  County 
Wicklow.  He  said  that  all  true  poetry  and  music 
had  gone  with  it ;  that  Tommy  Moore  wrote  merely 
good  company  songs,  not  heart-stirring  poems  like 
those  which  were  sung  to  the  old  Irish  harps. 

Father  O'Toole  had  a  fine  baritone  voice,  and 
could  accompany  himself  on  one  of  these  harps — a 
kind  of  heirloom  in  his  family.  He  was  proud  of 
the  fact  that  there  was  finer  singing  in  his  poor  little 
thatched  chapel  than  in  the  grander  parish  church. 
He  had  been  adopted  by  an  uncle  who  had  made  a 
considerable  fortune  in  the  Wicklow  timber  trade, 


FATHER  O'TOOLE.  19 

and  had  spent  the  closing  years  of  his  life  in  the 
cottage  in  which  Father  O'Toole  now  lived.  This 
was  not  a  parochial  house.  It  stood  on  about  thirty 
acres  of  land,  and  was  held  in  fee.  Father  O'Toole 
said  that  his  ancestors  had  owned  the  valley  of 
Glendalough  as  well  as  that  of  Clara,  and  had 
granted  Glendalough  to  St.  Kevin  to  found  his 
ecclesiastical  city.  His  uncle  was  disappointed  at 
first  when  his  heir,  whom  he  had  sent  to  school  in 
France,  declared  he  would  become  a  monk.  Finding 
him  firm  on  this  point,  he  yielded,  and  sent  him  to 
Coimbra,  in  Portugal,  to  the  Augustinian  monastery 
which  flourished  there.  Here  he  met  James  Warren 
Doyle,  afterwards  the  famous  Bishop  of  Kildare  and 
Leighlin.  Dr.  Doyle,  by  his  powerful  will  and  great 
intellectual  abilities,  acquired  considerable  influence 
over  young  Lawrence  O'Toole,  and  persuaded  him 
to  return  to  Ireland. 

Father  O'Toole  was  at  first  Curate  in  the  parish  of 
which  he  afterwards  became  the  Parish  Priest ;  he 
preferred  the  comparative  obscurity  of  his  native 
parish  to  any  more  prominent  position.  He  was  an 
accomplished  linguist,  and  a  particularly  good  Irish 
scholar ;  and  he  was  familiar  with  the  folk-lore  of 
the  valleys  of  Clara  and  Glendalough,  and  with  the 
ancient  history  of  the  old  ecclesiastical  remains.  It 
was  the  dream  of  his  life  to  erect  a  church  worthy 
of  the  locality ;  and  at  this  time  he  had  collected  a 
considerable  sum  towards  that  great  object.  Count 
Dijon  had  subscribed  munificently.  The  Earl  of 
Clara  and  Canon  Corbet,  and  many  of  the  Protes* 
tants  in  the  district,  were  also  subscribers.  Father 


30  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

O'Toole  had  troops  of  friends,  but  no  enemies. 
Like  many  of  the  Roman  Catholic  clergy  of  that 
period,  he  was  a  Freemason.  He  was,  in  fact,  the 
Chaplain  of  his  lodge  in  Rathdrum  ;  Count  Dijon, 
the  Earl  of  Clara,  and  Canon  Corbet  being  also 
members  of  it.  Malet  was  not  a  member ;  he  said 
he  refused  to  join.  This  statement  was  doubted,  and 
the  Freemasons  could  not  be  drawn  on  the  subject. 
Malet  was  Secretary  of  the  Orange  Lodge,  and  always 
looked  well  in  .his  orange  sash  on  the  I2th  of  July. 
Through  the  combined  influence  of  Father  O'Toole 
and  the  Earl,  the  procession  on  that  memorable 
yearly  festival  always  passed  off  peaceably. 

As  the  Bull  of  Clement  XII  had  not  been  enforced, 
there  was  no  real  prohibition  at  this  period  against  a 
Roman  Catholic  joining  the  Masonic  body  ;  nor  was 
there  until  Garibaldi's  revolution.  It  was  then 
suspected  by  the  Roman  Catholic  hierarchy  that  the 
Italian  Freemasons  were  in  sympathy  with  the 
Carbonari  Society  which  supported  Garibaldi ;  and 
a  general  order  was  issued  against  Roman  Catholics 
continuing  in  or  joining  this  ancient  brotherhood. 
This  command  was  loyally  obeyed  in  Ireland.  The 
Irish  Freemasons  never  as  a  body  interfered  in 
politics,  nor  were  they  ever  accused  of  doing 
so ;  and  the  fact  of  the  Roman  Catholics 
faithfully  obeying  their  Church's  decree  by  resign- 
ing their  membership  shows  conclusively  that 
Freemasonry  does  not  sap  or  meddle  with  the 
religious  faith  of  its  members.  It,  however,  exacts 
the  all-important  fundamental  conditions  of  a  belief 
in  an  Almighty  God  and -the  immortality  of  the 


FATHER  O'TOOLE.  21 

soul.  It  is  very  probable  that  the  determined 
hostility  of  the  Roman  Catholic  Church  to  Free- 
masonry since  the  Italian  revolution  was  the  moving 
cause  which,  about  thirty  years  ago,  induced  two- 
thirds  of  the  Masonic  Lodges  in  France  to  take  the 
fatal  step  of  altering  their  constitution  so  as  to 
dispense  with  the  necessity  of  the  profession  of  a 
belief  in  God.  It  must  not  be  assumed  that  all  or 
even  any  of  the  members  of  these  lodges  were 
necessarily  atheists ;  still  such  action  forced  the 
other  lodges  all  over  the  world  to  wholly  discon- 
tinue fraternal  communication  with  the  Grand 
Lodge  of  France. 

Shortly  after  the  christening  party  mentioned  in 
our  first  chapter,  Father  O'Toole  was  sitting  at 
breakfast  in  his  cottage  with  his  friend,  Dr.  Doyle, 
who  was  then  Bishop  of  Kildare  and  Leighlin. 
When  he  wanted  a  rest  and  human  sympathy, 
the  Bishop  came  over  to  see  his  old  chum. 
They  were  both  glad  that  Kingscastle  was  in 
the  Diocese  of  Glendalough,  and  not  in  Kildare  or 
Leighlin,  for  they  met,  as  of  old,  on  an  equal  footing. 
Father  O'Toole,  when  they  were  quite  alone,  and 
only  then,  still  called  the  austere  Bishop  "  Jemmy." 
He  rarely  visited  Carlow,  and  took  no  part,  except 
in  private  conversation,  in  the  stirring  events  of 
the  day. 

As  they  sat  over  their  chocolate — a  reminder  of 
their  Portuguese  life — they  offered  a  striking  contrast 
to  each  other.  Both  were  tall,  dignified  men,  with 
intellectual  faces  ;  there,  however,  the  resemblance 
ceased,  Father  O'Toole  had  a  kindly,  benevolent 


22  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

countenance,  beaming  with  geniality.  He  looked 
in  perfect  health,  arising  from  his  quiet,  reposeful 
life,  conscious  that,  in  his  own  way,  he  was 
doing  good,  and  contented  with  his  lot.  On  the 
other  hand,  even  in  retirement,  the  Bishop  had  a 
restless,  eager,  anxious,  combative  expression.  He 
never  had  the  hardy  constitution  of  his  friend  ;  and  he 
overtaxed  his  delicate  body  by  unceasing  mental  and 
physical  work,  more  than  sufficient  for  a  herculean 
frame. 

We  will  not  attempt  to  intrude  on  their  private 
conversation.  Having  agreed  to  accept  an  invitation 
to  dine  with  Count  Dijon  and  the  Marchesa,  they 
took  a  long,  delightful  walk  to  Glendalough,  and 
through  its  sacred  buildings. 


CHAPTER  IV. 

THE  FAMOUS  J.   K.   L. 

THE  Chateau  Dijon  was  a  far  more  imposing 
building  than  Kingscastle.  It  was  built  after  the 
plan  of  an  Italian  mansion  early  in  the  eighteenth 
century,  and  the  cost  of  its  erection  nearly  ruined  its 
owner.  Artists  came  from  Italy  to  decorate  it ;  and 
it  commanded  a  grand  view  of  the  whole  of  Glenma- 
lure.  The  exterior,  on  account  of  the  damp  climate, 
did  not  allow  of  the  large  windows  and  verandahs 
and  appearance  of  open-air  life  characteristic  of  the 
Italian  country  mansion  ;  but  inside  it  was  com- 
pletely southern  and  foreign  in  its  decoration  and 
furniture. 

Small  as  this  remnant  of  the  O'Byrne  estates  was, 
it  would  not  have  been  in  the  possession  of  Count 
Dijon  except  for  evasions  of  the  law  which  would 
now  be  considered  justifiable.  The  penal  laws 
enabled  a  member  of  the  family  on  turning  Protestant 
to  become  an  informer,  and  as  such  to  claim  the 
estate  of  his  or  her  Roman  Catholic  relation.  The 
authentic  records  reveal  a  surprising  number  of 
properties  forfeited  and  claimed  in  this  way.  The 
last  of  the  O'Byrnes,  who  lived  on  the  lands  in  an  old 
house,  pulled  down  to  erect  the  Chateau  Dijon,  and 
father  .of  the  heiress  who  married  a  Molloy,  had  a 
deaf  old  mother  living  with  him,  It  was  rumoured 


24  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

that  Patsy  O'Byrne,  an  attorney  and  a  cousin  of  the 

family a  great  man  for  interminable  lawsuits  and 

equally  long  bills — was  about  to  conform  and  claim 
the  little  estate.  The  matter  was  well  talked  about 
in  the  living-room  of  the  O'Byrnes  ;  and  all  the  time 
old  Mother  O'Byrne  sat  bent  up  in  her  armchair  in 
the  ingle-nook,  telling  her  beads  and  crooning  to 
herself.  One  day  she  surprised  the  party  by 
suddenly  asking :  "  Has  skelly-eyed  Patsy  turned 
Protestant?" 

Being  told  that  he  had  done  so,  she  then  asked 
another  question  ;  "  If  I  turned,  Jerry  "  (to  her  son), 
"  I  might  get  the  estate  before  him  ?  " 

"  Of  course  you  would,  mother,"  said  Jerry :  "  you 
are  nearer  related." 

"  Then  I  will,  Jerry,"  said  she ;  "it  is  better  that  one 
old  woman's  soul  should  be  damned  than  that  the 
place  should  go  out  of  the  right  line  ;  and  may  the 
curse  of  the  Holy  Trinity  rest  on  Patsy  !" 

She  conformed  accordingly,  got  the  estate,  and 
preserved  it  for  her  son.  A  similar  rumour 
became  current  after  the  Molloys  got  the  property  ; 
and  then  the  Corbet  of  the  day,  and  his  successors 
after  him,  until  this  iniquitous  penal  code  was 
relaxed,  continued  to  hold  the  estate  under  an 
honourable  trust  for  the  Dijon  family.  In  doing 
this  they  only  followed  the  example  of  many  other 
Protestants  throughout  Ireland  (especially  in  Con- 
naught),  which  shows  that  more  sympathy  with  the 
defenceless  Roman  Catholics  existed  amongst  the 
Protestants  than  they  were  credited  with  in  England 
and  on  the  Continent  of  Europe. 


THE   FAMOUS  J.  K.  L.  2$ 

The  Count  and  the  Marchesa  had  some  of  the 
neighbouring  Roman  Catholic  clergy  to  meet,  the 
Bishop  of  Kildare  and  Leighlin  and  his  host,  Father 
O'Toole.  The  only  Protestant  present  was  an  old 
maiden  cousin  of  the  Count,  who  lived  according  to 
the  easy,  hospitable  habit  of  the  day,  shuling  about 
(as  the  phrase  was)  amongst  her  relatives,  having  no 
fixed  home  of  her  own,  and  who  was  at  this  time 
staying  at  the  Chateau. 

The  Bishop  was  not  at  his  ease  in  ordinary  society, 
although  he  could  relax  with  Father  O'Toole,  or 
some  of  his  intimate  friends  or  relatives.  He  was 
really  the  most  kind-hearted  and  large-hearted  of 
men ;  but  he  was  always  possessed  of  overmastering 
ideas  and  projects  which  banished  all  small-talk,  and 
he  was  absolutely  intolerant  of  stupidity,  or  what 
may  be  called  the  side-issues  or  immaterial  details  of 
a  question.  He  was  for  grasping  tightly  the  nettle, 
and  not  playing  with  it.  Having  just  enjoyed  a 
few  days'  rest,  he  was  this  evening  in  his  best 
form,  and  indeed,  almost  to  the  end  of  his  short  life, 
he  showed  that  he  possessed  wonderful  recuperative 
powers.  He  was  a  bad  conversationalist,  inasmuch 
as  he  kept  all  the  talking  to  himself;  but  he  was 
tolerated  in  this  on  account  of  his  remarkable  person- 
ality, and  also  because  he  was  invariably  instructive, 
original,  and  interesting.  His  dark,  piercing  eyes 
and  fine  face,  like  one  of  Murillo's  pictures  of  the 
Spanish  friars,  fascinated  his  audience.  His  great 
topic  on  this  night  was  the  unity  of  Christendom. 
Here  are  a  few  extracts  from  his  conversation  : — 
"  Should  I  live  to  witness  its  accomplishment " 


26  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

(that  is  the  unity  of  Christendom),  he  exclaimed, 
"  I  would  say  with  holy  Simeon, '  Nowthou  dost  dis- 
miss Thy  servant,  O  Lord,  according  to  Thy  word  in 
peace,  because  my  eyes  have  seen  Thy  salvation.' " 

He  then  continued :  "  It  may  not  become  so 
humble  an  individual  as  I  am  to  hint  even  at  a  plan 
for  effecting  so  great  a  purpose  as  the  union  of 
Catholics  and  Protestants  in  one  great  family  of 
Christians ;  but  as  the  difficulty  does  not  appear  to 
me  to  be  at  all  proportioned  to  the  magnitude  of  the 
object  to  be  attained,  I  would  presume  to  state  that 
if  Protestant  and  Catholic  divines  of  learning  and 
a  conciliatory  character  were  summoned  by  the 
Crown  to  ascertain  the  points  of  agreement  and 
difference  between  the  Churches,  and  if  the  result 
of  their  conferences  were  made  the  basis  of  a  pro- 
ject to  be  treated  on  between  the  heads  of  the 
Churches  of  Rome  and  of  England,  the  result 
might  be  more  favourable  than  at  present  would  be 
anticipated." 

Here,  the  Prelate  having  paused  for  breath, 
the  Count  contrived  to  interpose,  "  The  result  would 
be  another  Thirty  Years'  War." 

The  Bishop  glared  on  his  host,  forgetting  that  he 
was  partaking  of  his  hospitality,  and  evidently  antici- 
pating a  duel  with  a  narrow-minded  antagonist  at 
his  proposed  Round-table  Conference,  and  then 
added:  "  It  is  pride  and  points  of  honour  which  keep 
us  divided  on  many  subjects,  not  a  love  of  Christian 
humility,  charity,  and  truth." 

No  one  dared  to  interrupt  again,  and  the  Bishop 
glided  off  into  the  kindred  question,  that,  even  if 


THE   FAMOUS  J.  K.  L.  27 

there  could  not  be  a  union  of  beliefs,  there  ought  to 
be  a  common  secular  education,  pointing  out  that  it 
would  be  the  best  preparation  for  a  unity  of  Churches, 
and  concluded  :  "  I  do  not  see  how  any  man,  wishing 
well  to  the  public  peace,  and  who  looks  to  Ireland 
as  his  country,  can  think  that  that  peace  can  ever 
be  permanently  established,  or  the  prosperity  of  the 
country  secured,  if  children  are  separated  at  the 
beginning  of  life  on  account  of  their  religious 
opinions." 

Father  O'Toole,  fearing  perhaps  another  little 
scene  between  the  Bishop  and  their  host,  dexterously 
managed  to  turn  the  subject  to  the  question  whether 
St.  Patrick  ever  visited  Glendalough,  and  this  drew 
out  the  Bishop  on  the  point  whether,  as  in  the  case 
of  Homer,  some  at  least  of  the  deeds  attributed  to 
St.  Patrick  were  not  the  doings  of  less-known  men 
which  were  joined  to  his  well-known  and  authenti- 
cated actions.  The  Bishop  was  eagerly  proceeding 
to  show  why  the  probability  was  that  no  one  man 
could  have  accomplished  them  all,  when  he  was 
pulled  up  from  a  wholly  unexpected  quarter. 

Whilst  the  rest  of  the  company,  to  the  neglect  of 
their  repast,  were  absorbed  in  listening  to  the  Bishop's 
remarks  on  the  burning  questions  of  the  unity  of 
Christendom  and  national  education,  Miss  Rhoda 
Jameson,  the  maiden  cousin,  had  been  making  an 
excellent  dinner,  and  had  drunk  a  couple  of  glasses 
of  fine  old  crusted  port.  She,  however,  having  appar- 
ently satisfied  her  creature  comforts,  directed  her 
attention  to  the  Bishop's  remarks  about  St.  Patrick  ; 
and  at  last,  breaking  into  the  middle  of  one  of  his 


28  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

measured  sentences,  she  exclaimed,  "  I  can  listen  to 
this  no  longer.  There  could  only  be  one  St.  Patrick. 
He  was  a  Protestant,  and  a  most  respectable  man, 
and  a  near  relative  of  [with  decided  emphasis]  my 
family."  Saying  this  with  great  dignity,  and  looking 
scornfully  at  the  amazed  Bishop,  she  left  the  table 
.and  the  room. 

The  incident,  however,  resulted  in  perfect  harmony. 
The  Count  tapped  his  forehead  and  said,  "  Poor 
Rhoda  is  not  quite  accountable." 

Father  O'Toole  smiled,  and  took  a  pinch  of  snuff 
from  his  gold  box. 

The  Bishop  laughed,  and  the  rest  of  the  company 
tried  to  appear  unconscious  of  what  had  occurred. 

The  ladies,  Continental  fashion,  remained  at  the 
table.  Coffee  was  handed  round.  The  Marchesa 
sang  a  Spanish  song,  and  Father  O'Toole  some  Irish 
melodies ;  and  the  entertainment  ended  in  perfect 
good-humour. 

Dr.  Doyle's  Life  has  been  well  written  by  the 
late  Mr.  W.  J.  Fitzpatrick  ;  and  a  sketch  of  him  by 
Mr.  Michael  MacDonagh  gives,  in  a  pithy,  interesting 
way,  the  salient  points  of  his  too  short  and  remark- 
able career.  Daniel  O'Connell  is  justly  called  "  the 
Liberator  "  ;  still,  if  Catholic  Emancipation  could  not 
have  been  carried  without  him,  it  is  perhaps  equally 
certain  that  it  could  not  have  been  carried  without 
Dr.  Doyle.  His  famous  letters  under  the  nom  de 
plume  "  J.  K.  L.,"  his  striking  individuality,  his  exami- 
nation before  the  Parliamentary  Committee,  largely 
assisted  O'Connell's  more  popular  measures.  It  may 
well  be  questioned  whether  after  his  examination  on 


THE   FAMOUS  J.  K.  L.  29 

the  tithe  question  the  thoughtful  English  people  may 
not  have  reflected  on  the  cruel  absurdity  of  penalising 
a  religion  which  had  so  great  a  Prelate.  Macaulay 
compares  Ignatius  Loyola  with  John  Wesley; 
Dr.  Doyle  may  well  be  placed  with  either  of  them. 
Wesley's  sermons  to  the  Cornish  miners  were  fully 
equalled  by  Doyle's  to  the  Queen's  County  colliers. 

Dr.  Doyle  asserted  that  tithes  were  originally  the 
property  of  the  poor  and  not  of  the  clergy  ;  and  he 
recommended  passive  resistance  to  the  payment  of 
them.  In  doing  this,  he  only  adopted  the  tactics  of 
the  Quakers.  Passive  resistance  against  similar  pay- 
ments has  now  been  so  generally  adopted,  that  the 
ingenuity  of  the  Legislature  is  sorely  tired  in  devising 
"  conscience  clauses,"  to  protect  persons  from  the 
consequences  of  breaking  what  they  honestly  regard 
as  unrighteous  laws.  Dr.  Doyle's  denunciation  of 
tithes  was  accepted  in  a  way  that  he  had  not 
anticipated.  The  tithe  rebellion  led  to  a  revival 
of  Whiteboyism  in  his  diocese,  chiefly  in  the  colliery 
district  of  the  Queen's  County,  where  the  Whiteboys 
were  known  as  "  Whitefeet."  Dr.  Doyle,  dressed  in 
his  episcopal  robes,  preached  in  the  open  chapel-yards 
on  the  colliery  hills  to  large  congregations  of  wild 
and  excited  people.  He  boldly  denounced  lawless 
violence  as  a  crime  not  only  against  the  laws  of 
man,  but  also  against  the  laws  of  God.  His  efforts 
in  the  end  met  with  great  success  ;  but  the  strain 
caused  by  worry  of  mind  completely  broke  down  his 
feeble  health,  and  "  burst  his  mighty  heart "  ;  and  he 
died  at  the  early  age  of  forty-eight — a  great  loss  to 
the  country  he  loved  so  well. 


30  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

He  did  not  believe  that  there  were  "  two  Irelands," 
one  Roman  Catholic,  the  other  Protestant.  He  even 
had  visions  of  a  unity  of  Christendom,  or,  if  that 
could  not  be  attained,  he  held  that  the  youth  of 
the  country  should  be  brought  up  together,  a  united 
race  for  a  common  fatherland. 

Whether  or  not  these  views  were  Utopian  and 
impracticable,  they  were  the  views  of  a  large-hearted 
Irishman.  Catholic  Emancipation  is  now,  no  doubt, 
regarded  by  all  reasonable  people  as  a  measure  of 
justice,  or,  at  all  events,  as  a  measure  which  was 
inevitable.  It  surely  emancipated  more  people  than 
the  Irish  Roman  Catholics  ;  it  led  to  the  admission 
of  the  Jews  into  the  British  Parliament ;  it  widened 
the  tone  of  thought  in  that  assembly ;  and  by 
exposing  to  the  piercing  light  of  public  opinion 
similar  intolerance  in  other  countries,  freed  them  also 
from  their  penal  laws  ;  and,  as  a  recent  example, 
Dr.  Doyle's  and  O'Connell's  efforts  in  Ireland  have 
rendered  possible  the  consecration  of  a  Protestant 
Bishop  in  Spain. 


CHAPTER  V. 

THE  COURSE  OF  TRUE  LOVE. 

LADY  VIOLET  MANNING  had  been  easily  persuaded 
by  the  Countess  to  remain  longer  than  was  originally 
intended.  She  was  not  missed  at  home,  where  there 
was  a  superfluity  of  daughters.  She  was  company 
for  the  Countess  :  a  fine,  bouncing,  healthy,  young 
Englishwoman  ;  if  she  had  not  herself  much  nimble- 
ness  of  wit,  she  laughed  heartily  at  the  wit  of  others. 
Notwithstanding  the  accident  from  which  Malet  had 
rescued  her,  she  drove  and  rode  fearlessly ;  she 
actually  learned  to  shoot  under  Malet's  instructions. 
She  showed  herself  capable  also  of  more  serious 
things.  She  taught  some  of  the  peasant  children  to 
read  ;  and  she  acted  generally  as  daughter  of  the 
house  in  Kingscastle. 

Malet,  one  way  or  another,  was  a  good  deal  about 
the  castle,  apparently  making  himself  useful  to  its 
master ;  and  the  Countess  had  ceased  to  think  there 
could  be  anything  serious  between  Lady  Violet  and 
him,  when  one  day,  after  a  talk  with  Malet,  the 
Earl  sought  the  Countess  alone,  and,  with  a  solemn 
face,  and  perhaps  a  twinkle  in  his  high-born  eyes, 
said,  "  Charlotte,  Malet  has  been  with  me." 

"  I  know  he  has,"  was  the  answer  ;  "he  haunts  the 
house.  I  am  glad  that  he  is  not  inflicted  on  us  at 
lunch  to-day." 


32  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

"  It  is  more  than  lunch  this  time,"  said  the  Earl. 

"  Surely,  Michael,"  said  the  Countess,  "  you  have 
not  invited  him  to  meet  the  Archbishop  to-morrow." 

"  I  have  not,"  said  the  Earl.  "  He  has  asked  my 
permission  and  yours  to  speak  to  Violet." 

"  Then  he  has  the  audacity  and  ignorance  to  think 
he  can  marry  her  ?  Of  course,  Michael,  you  gave  him 
his  answer,  and  he  will  trouble  the  girl  no  more  ?" 

"Certainly,  Charlotte,"  said  the  Earl,  "he  sur- 
prised me ;  still,  to  do  the,  man  justice,  it  was 
straightforward  for  him  to  speak  to  me  first." 

"  I  cannot  see  what  use  there  was  in  it,"  said  the 
Countess.  She  was  English,  and  slow  to  form  a 
decided  opinion ;  but  when  once  roused,  as  the  Earl 
often  found  to  his  cost,  she  was  obstinate  and  impos- 
sible to  change  or  appease.  After  a  pause,  she  con- 
tinued : 

"  Violet  is  to  blame  for  letting  him  attend  her  as 
he  has  been  doing ;  she  would  soon  have  given  him 
his  answer  if  he  had  spoken  to  her." 

The  Earl  was  glad  of  an  excuse  to  end  the  con- 
versation, which  was  getting  too  hot,  and  said,  "  Then, 
in  Heaven's  name,  let  Violet  answer  him."  He  rang 
the  bell,  and  Violet  having  been  summoned  from  the 
grounds,  where  she  was  inquiring  after  her  horse, 
entered  the  room  the  picture  of  health  and  good- 
humour. 

"  Violet,"  said  the  Countess,  "  Mr.  Malet  has  just 
been  here." 

"  Indeed,  so  I  heard,"  was  the  quick  reply :  "  it  is 
too  provoking  ;  I  wanted  to  see  him.  Tulip  walks  a 
little  lame." 


THE  COURSE  OF  TRUE  LOVE.        33 

"  You  make  too  much  use  of  Mr.  Malet,  Violet," 
said  the  Countess  severely  ;  "  and  now  a  very  un- 
pleasant thing  has  happened.  You  are  not  free  from 
blame;  still  I  did  not  think  he  would  presume  so  far." 
"  Why,  Charlotte,  what  on  earth  has  happened  ? " 
exclaimed  the  girl. 

"  He  has  asked,"  continued  the  Countess,  "  to  be 
allowed  to  propose  to  you.  Of  course  Michael  will 
write  and  tell  him  it  is  impossible  :  except  for  its 
being  necessary  for  you  to  break  off  your  intimacy 
with  him,  we  would  not  have  mentioned  the  matter 
at  all.  It  must  be  kept  from  Fitzroy,  the  Dijons, 
and  everybody  else.  Too  much  familiarity  with  such 
people  is  one  of  the  faults  of  our  class  in  Ireland.  No 
common  farmer  in  England  would  presume  to  act 
so  ;  he  would  know  his  position  better." 

This  was  a  long  speech  for  the  usually  reticent 
Countess.  The  Earl's  eyes,  if  they  had  not  done  so 
before,  now  actually  twinkled  ;  he  took  care,  however, 
to  turn  his  face  away  from  his  wife.  He  just  said  : 
"  Come  now,  Violet,  what  do  you  say  ?  " 

Violet  blushed,  held  down  her  head,  and  answered 
shyly :  "  Well,  Michael,  I  would  like  to  think  about 
it." 

"  Violet,"  actually  screamed  the  astonished 
Countess,  "  do  you  forget  what  is  due  to  your  family 
and  to  us,  if  not  to  yourself?  " 

If  the  delinquent  had  been  cajoled  and  wheedled  a 
little,  the  result  possibly,  though  not  probably,  might 
have  been  different.  As,  however,  she  was  a  girl  with 
a  will  of  her  own,  the  Countess,  by  taking  the  opposite 
course,  only  defeated  her  own  object. 

D 


34  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

"  Charlotte,"  she  said  stiffly,  "  Mr.  Malet  has  paid 
me  the  highest  compliment  a  man  can  pay  a  woman." 

"  On  the  contrary,"  interposed  the  Countess,  "  he 
has  insulted  you." 

Violet  continued,  not  heeding  the  interruption  :  "  I 
certainly  shall  write  to  my  father  about  it.  You, 
Charlotte,  have  been  very  good  to  me ;  still  this  is  a 
question  for  my  father." 

"  Then,"  said  the  Countess,  trying  to  be  calm, 
"  you  will  accept  him."  She  knew  that  the  Marquis 
of  Wrekin  had  no  fortunes  to  give  his  numerous 
daughters,  and  he  had  never  met  Malet.  Violet's 
mother  was  dead,  and  there  were  no  relatives  who 
would  oppose  what  seemed  to  the  Countess  an 
outrageous  alliance.  The  girl's  writing  to  her  father 
had  then  only  one  meaning. 

But  for  the  Countess's  opposition,  Violet  would  not 
have  made  up  her  mind  so  quickly.  She  was  a 
strong-minded  girl,  not  given,  as  a  rule,  to  the  melting 
mood.  She  would,  however,  have  been  more  than 
human  if  she  had  not  broken  down  after  a  proposal 
of  marriage  had  been  so  conveyed  to  her,  and  so 
treated  by  her  nearest  friend ;  and  she  burst  into  tears. 
This,  as  might  be  expected,  brought  the  Earl  to  her 
aid.  He  went  over,  patted  her  golden  head  soothingly, 
and  said  :  "  Whatever  you  decide  on  doing,  Vi,  count 
on  me  as  your  friend." 

"  I  suppose,"  said  the  Countess  indignantly,  "  that 
means  that  I  am  the  silly,  infatuated  girl's  enemy. 
You  do  not  realize,  foolish  child,  what  you  are  doing — 
what  people  you  will  be  thrown  amongst — that  odious 
man's  vulgar  sisters ;  his  pigsty  of  a  house — a  man 


THE  COURSE  OF  TRUE  LOVE.        35 

without  any  means  to  maintain  you  in  the  position 
to  which  you  have  been  accustomed." 

"  Charlotte,"  said  the  Earl,  "  I  think,  for  the  present, 
the  least  said  the  soonest  mended.  Vi  will  write  to 
her  father.  Meanwhile  I  shall  civilly  ask  Malet  not 
to  come  here." 

This  ended  an  unpleasant  scene. 


CHAPTER  VI. 

DINNER   AT   KINGSCASTLE. 

IN  the  course  of  the  year  following  Malet's  request 
to  be  permitted  to  pay  his  addresses  to  Violet,  they 
were  married.  The  marriage  took  place  in  the 
parish  church  adjoining  the  Marquis  of  Wrekin's 
castle  and  demesne  in  Shropshire. 

Neither  the  Earl  nor  the  Countess,  nor  any  friend 
or  relative  of  Malet's,  attended  the  wedding.  In 
those  days  a  journey  to  England  was  more  formidable 
than  it  is  now  ;  and  the  match  was  not  what  might  be 
considered  an  ideal  one.  The  financial  arrangements 
were  never  exactly  divulged.  A  couple  of  the 
judgments  on  Malet's  leaseholds  were  cleared  off;  his 
sisters  went  to  live  in  Dublin  with  their  married 
sister,  the  wife  of  a  well-to-do  attorney ;  the  house 
was  done  up,  the  roof  was  newly  slated,  and  things, 
as  often  happens,  did  not  turn  out  so  badly  as 
anticipated.  Once  the  step  became  inevitable,  the 
Countess  became  kind  and  helpful.  She  had  never 
liked  Malet.  Had  he  been  a  Papist,  she  would  have 
made  allowances  for  him  ;  being  of  the  true  faith,  she 
thought  he  had  no  excuse  for  being  boastful,  pleasure- 
loving,  thriftless,  and  regardless  of  the  grades  of 
society. 


DINNER  AT  KINGSCASTLE.  37 

Violet  settled  down  in  her  own  house  far  better 
than  an  English  Marquis's  daughter  of  the  present 
day  would  have  done.  Wrekin  Castle  was  too  far 
from  London  to  allow  of  its  owner,  with  a  large 
family,  presenting  his  daughter  at  Court.  Trips  to 
Switzerland,  shopping  in  Paris,  were  then,  for  a  poor 
nobleman's  daughter,  out  of  the  question. 

Malet,  notwithstanding  the  Countess's  dislike  of 
him,  was  a  good-natured,  kind  husband.  The  match 
was  a  love  match  on  his  part.  He  was  proud  of 
having  married  a  peer's  daughter.  As  events  proved, 
it  would  have  been  better  for  him  to  have  won  a 
bride  in  his  own  rank. 

Shortly  after  the  marriage,  when  the  couple  had 
returned  home,  there  was  another  gathering  at 
Kingscastle.  It  may  appear  to  the  reader  that  our 
characters  are  always1  eating  and  drinking.  Well, 
the  Irish  are  a  sociable  race  ;  and  you,  perhaps,  see 
them  at  their  best  round  the  festive  board.  On  this 
occasion  the  event  was  a  dinner-party — an  annual 
event  on  the  iQth  August,  the  eve  of  the  old  day  for 
the  commencement  of  grouse-shooting  in  Ireland. 

The  company  included  the  Earl  and  Countess, 
Mr.  and  Lady  Violet  Malet,  the  Count  Dijon  and 
the  Marchesa,  Father  O'Toole,  and  the  Rev.  Fitzroy 
Corbet,  Canon  of  St.  Sepulchre's  and  Vicar  of 
Kingscastle.  The  Canon  was  a  good-looking  man,  a 
fair  specimen  of  the  aristocratic  churchman  of  his 
day.  He  was  a  clever  man,  loyal  to  his  creed,  good- 
natured,  and  generous.  In  his  defence  it  must  be 
said  he  was  only  Vicar  of  Kingscastle,  and  got 
merely  the  parsonage  and  lesser  tithes.  His  brother, 


38  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

the  Earl,  was  the  lay  Rector,  and  with  the  greater 
tithes  received  the  lion's  share  of  the  profits  of  the 
living.  Next  to  Malet,  the  Canon  was  the  best 
grouse-shot.  At  the  annual  shoots,  for  the  first  day 
or  two  he  was  short  in  the  wind,  and  a  little  un- 
certain ;  but  then  at  the  end  of  the  opening  week  his 
daily  contributions  to  the  bag  formed  a  very  good 
second  to  Malet's. 

The  dinner  hour  was  the  unusually  late  one, 
for  that  period,  of  six  o'clock.  This  hour  was 
fixed  to  allow  of  the  Canon's  arrival  by  coach  from 
Dublin. 

Young  Lord  Kingscastle — a  handsome  boy  of 
about  twelve  years  old — was  home  for  the  holidays, 
and  in  the  drawing-room  when  the  company  met. 
He,  of  course,  bore  the  patronymic  Michael,  or 
Mick,  to  distinguish  him  from  his  father.  The 
twins,  the  Hon.  Stephen  and  the  Hon.  George 
Corbet,  were  brought  in  to  be  shown  to  the 
company  :  they  looked  to  the  general  view,  exactly 
alike. 

The  poor  Countess  was  greatly  put  out.  In  those 
days  Irish  ladies  of  the  highest  rank  had  to  attend 
far  more  to  household  and  culinary  matters  than  at 
present.  The  wages  of  domestic  servants  were 
probably  not  more  than  a  fourth  of  those  paid 
nowadays.  The  "girls"  were  good-humoured  and 
willing,  but  generally  wholly  ignorant  of  the  special- 
ities of  their  calling.  The  Countess  had  succeeded 
in  training  one  girl,  after  a  couple  of  years'  careful 
supervision,  to  be  a  tolerable  plain  cook.  On  the 
morning  of  her  dinner-party,  Countess  of  Clara 


DINNER  AT   KINGSCASTLE.  39 

though  she  was,  she  descended  to  the  kitchen 
regions,  and  found  the  cooking  utensils  not  as  clean 
and  shining  as  her  neat  English  ways  made  her 
think  necessary.  Looking  into  a  corner,  where  it 
might  have  been  more  prudent  if  she  had  not 
ventured,  she  drew  forth  a  saucepan,  filled  with  the 
remains  of  a  previous  dinner,  and  remarked,  "  Julia," 
this  is  just  a  dirty  Irish  trick." 

"  Your  ladyship  then,"  said  the  indignant  servant, 
"may  get  another  cook ;  I  will  not  stand  any  abuse  of 
my  country."  She  at  once,  with  the  thoughtlessness 
and  recklessness  of  her  nation,  walked  out  of  the 
house.  The  Countess  in  her  distress  sent  over  for 
Lady  Violet  Malet,  and  they  two,  with  the  assistance 
of  a  couple  of  shock-headed,  grinning  scullery-maids, 
got  the  dinner  cooked  and  served.  The  Countess 
looked  tired  and  troubled  ;  our  friend  Violet  radiant 
and  full  of  banter  with  the  Canon  and  reproaches  for 
not  going  over  to  Wrekin  to  marry  her. 

The  Canon  inquired  of  his  sister-in-law  how  they 
liked  the  new  Curate.  He  was  very  wrathful  when 
he  heard  he  had  not  officiated  for  the  last  couple  of 
Sundays  ;  and  why  was  that  ?  he  asked  angrily. 

The  Countess  replied  quietly  :  "  Because  he  could 
not  appear." 

"Could  not  appear!"  said  the  Canon  ;  "even  if  he 
was  in  debt  (I  heard  he  was  hard  up),  he  could  go  out 
on  a  Sunday." 

"  It  is  not  that,  poor  man,"  said  the  Countess  ;  "  his 
wife  is  ill,  expecting  an  event  ;  the  youngest  little 
girl  had  a  bad  rash,  and  Mr.  Connor  wiped  her  face 
with  his  pocket-handkerchief  and  caught  the  rash 


40  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

himself.  They  are  honest,  Fitzroy,  and  very  poor. 
I  believe  they  have  managed  to  pay  their  debts  ;  and 
if  Mr.  Simpson  had  eight,  they  already  have  six 
children. 

The  Canon  next  day  privately  gave  the  Countess 
ten  guineas  to  be  laid  out  for  the  benefit  of  the 
family,  with  the  stipulation  that  his  name  was  not  to 
be  mentioned.  Father  O'Toole  had  been  supplying 
them  with  presents  of  potatoes  all  through  that  hard 
time  in  Ireland  when  the  old  potatoes  were  nearly 
all  gone  and  the  new  ones  were  not  yet  fit  for 
digging. 

The  party  sat  down  to  an  excellent  old-fashioned 
dinner,  which  did  credit  to  the  high-born  cook.  The 
chit-chat  was  very  different  from  that  of  the  present 
day.  The  Canon  was  fond  of  sounding  Father 
O'Toole  as  to  Dr.  Doyle's  wide,  comprehensive 
views  on  questions  of  the  day;  and,  to  his  credit, 
they  were  in  many  points  the  same  as  his  own.  The 
Canon,  however,  differed  from  Bishop  Doyle  on  the 
education  question,  being  a  strong  advocate  of 
primary  denominational  education.  He  also  objected 
strongly  to  the  prejudiced  views  (as  he  considered 
them)  of  most  of  his  clerical  brethren  regarding 
Roman  Catholics  ;  and,  being  an  ardent  churchman, 
was,  in  theory  at  least,  not  averse  to  Dr.  Doyle's 
views  on  the  unity  of  Christendom.  The  Canon 
listened  to  others  talking,  and  was  genial  and 
pleasant,  and,  so  long  as  the  ladies  were  at  the  table, 
avoided  all  controversial  subjects,  describing  Castle 
routs  and  drawing-rooms,  much  as  an  attache  of  the 
present  day  would  descant  on  Paris  or  St.  Petersburg. 


DINNER  AT  KINGSCASTLE.  4! 

The  Count  and  the  Marchesa  when  they  wanted 
society  went  to  Paris  or  Rome.  The  Earl  and  the 
Countess  were  poor  and  domestic,  and  the  Countess 
liked  to  spend  her  holiday  in  England.  So  Dublin 
gossip  was  new  to  them. 

After  the  ladies  had  retired,  according  to  the  custom 
which  had  prevailed  for  several  years  at  these  annual 
festivals,  Malet  brewed  a  large  bowl  of  punch.  Our 
modern  ideas  of  total  abstinence  were  unknown 
then  ;  yet  the  drunkenness  of  the  good  old  times,  or 
the  bad  old  times,  as  some  people  may  regard  them,  is 
probably  greatly  exaggerated.  If  more  alcohol  was 
taken  eighty  years  ago  after  dinner,  certainly  there 
was  less  consumed  in  the  way  of  "  half-ones  "  and 
dram-drinking. 

To  return  to  our  party.  The  Count  rarely  tasted 
anything  stronger  than  light  wines,  and  also  gene- 
rously supplied  Father  O'Toole  with  them,  who,  after 
his  foreign  residence,  did  not  care  about  whiskey. 
However,  once  in  a  way,  at  these  yearly  sporting 
feasts,  the  Count  and  Father  O'Toole  joined  with 
the  others  out  of  good  fellowship ;  and  none  of  the 
party  could  be  called  a  toper.  Malet,  on  an  odd 
day,  might  appear  a  little  livelier  than  usual ;  his 
unerring  shot  was,  at  the  same  time,  a  guarantee  that 
he  was  no  drunkard ;  and  the  Earl  and  his  brother 
were  sober  men. 

Malet  then  chalked  out  their  programme  for  the 
week's  grouse-shooting,  knowing  where  the  birds 
were  most  numerous  that  season,  and  allowing  for 
the  heather  and  cover  being  denser  and  the  springs 
better  in  some  places  than  others. 


42  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

The  state  of  the  country  was  then  discussed,  and 
everyone  present  was  for  law  and  order  being  main- 
tained, though  Father  O'Toole  had  no  sympathy 
with  tithes,  and  poked  a  little  fun  at  the  Earl  and 
the  Canon  about  the  size  of  the  "  Minister,"  as  the 
tenth  sheaf  of  corn  was  called,  which  was  invariably 
made  much  smaller  than  the  others,  for  the  Proctor's 
visit. 

The  Canon  watched  his  opportunity,  and  started 
the  subject  of  the  unity  of  Christendom. 

"  Father  O'Toole,"  he  said,  "  does  not  your  friend 
in  Carlow  propose  one  great  national  Church  for  us 
all  ?  I  am  heartily  with  him  in  that,  if  we  could 
effect  a  compromise." 

"Well,  Canon,"  was  the  guarded  reply,  "surely 
you  must  know  his  views  from  his  writings." 

"  Yes,  yes,"  said  the  Canon  impatiently  ;  "  still 
from  his  great  position  and  influence  he  must  be 
cautious  ;  in  private  life  a  man's  real  opinions  come 
out." 

Now  Father  O'Toole  was  naturally  and  by  train- 
ing polite  and  urbane.  The  Canon  exposed  himself 
obviously  to  the  retort  that  what  the  Bishop  told  his 
old  college  chum  was  not  intended  for  the  outside 
world.  He  did  not  avail  himself  of  his  advantage, 
and  replied  deliberately :  "  A  more  liberal-minded, 
true-hearted  Irishman  never  lived  than  the  Bishop." 
He  then  added,  with  a  sly,  humorous  look,  and 
changing  his  voice  to  a  more  familiar  key :  "  I  am 
sure,  Canon,  he  would  be  glad,  as  St.  Paul  said  to 
King  Agrippa,  if  you,  in  a  little  and  in  much,  should 
become  such  as  he  is,  except,  of  course,  his  penal 


DINNER   AT   KINGSCASTLE.  43 

bands.  Your  English  divines  are  coming  round  a 
good  deal,  I  believe.  What  do  they  say  about 
unity?" 

The  Canon  was  a  man  of  the  world  and  a  gentle- 
man, and  took  the  retort  well,  replying,  "  These  men 
are  only  Englishmen,  and  we  are  Irishmen ;  does  not 
J.  K.  L.  want  a  Patriarch?" 

"  He  does,"  said  the  Count  interrupting,  "  pro- 
vided the  Roman  Catholic  Primate  is  elected." 

"  I  give  him  credit  for  more  liberality  than  that," 
said  the  Canon. 

"  Where  would  the  representatives  of  the  Presby- 
terians and  Dissenters  come  in  ?  "  cried  the  Earl,  who 
had  no  sympathy  with  his  brother's  leaning  towards 
Roman  Catholicism,  and,  much  as  he  disliked 
Presbyterianism,  feared  and  hated  advanced  Church 
opinions  still  more. 

The  Canon,  unheeding  the  interruptions,  turned  to 
Father  O'Toole,  and,  with  a  little  spice  of  blarney, 
said  :  "  And  what  is  your  opinion  ?  you  are  always 
truly  catholic  and  tolerant.  Now,  my  view  is  for 
union  of  all  Episcopalians,  under  an  independent 
Archbishop,  or  Patriarch,  if  you  like  to  call  him  so  ; 
but  I  would  as  soon  include  Jews  as  black-mouthed 
Presbyterians  or  groaning  Methodists." 

Father  O'Toole,  after  a  moment's  silence,  raised 
his  steaming  tumbler,  and  said  slowly  :  "  You  think 
as  I  think,  and  I  think  as  you  think  ;  so  be  thankful 
for  that,  and  now  drink  your  punch,  friend  Canon." 

"  And  meet  me,  the  whole  lock,  stock,  and  barrel 
of  ye,  at  the  top  of  the  Castle  at  half-past  five  o'clock 
to-morrow  morning,"  said  Malet,  suddenly  bursting 


44  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

into  the  midst  of  the  argument,  and  abruptly  ending 
the  theological  discussion  for  that  night  anyhow. 
There  was  a  general  chorus  of  laughter  at  Malet's 
sally. 

Now  to  Malet  it  appeared  you  might  just  as  well 
try  to  reconcile  an  Irish  terrier  and  a  Norwegian  rat 
as  a  good  Protestant,  which  he  translated  "  Orange- 
man," and  a  real  Papist,  which  he  freely  rendered 
"dastardly  Jesuit."  He  thought,  then,  there  had 
been  enough  of  this  balderdash  about  "  unity " ; 
and  that  the  time  had  surely  come  for  settling  the 
real,  practical,  pressing  question  where  they  were  to 
shoot  on  the  morrow. 

The  Canon  saw  the  subject  had  gone  far  enough, 
and,  taking  the  rebuff  in  good  part,  turned  to  Malet, 
laughing,  and  said  :  "  Right  you  are,  Amby  ;  business 
is  business.  Let  us  fix  now  the  place  and  hour.  As 
usual,  old  man,  you  will  have  the  pull  of  me  for  the 
first  day  or  two ;  then,  when  I  have  settled  down  a 
bit,  I  may  have  a  look  in." 

"  You  are  a  rare  plucked  one,  Canon,"  replied 
Malet,  in  intense  good-humour  with  himself  and  the 
rest  of  the  company ;  "  I  will  have  you,  my  friend, 
just  skin  and  bone  before  the  week  is  out." 

The  party  broke  up  shortly  after,  so  as  to  allow  an 
early  start  for  the  slaughter  of  the  birds. 

It  may  be  here  remarked,  for  the  benefit  of  those 
unacquainted  with  the  topography  of  the  district,  that 
"  the  top  of  the  Castle  " — that  is,  the  highest  point 
of  the  Castle  Mountain — was  a  favourite  rendezvous 
for  sportsmen  starting  in  quest  of  grouse. 

The   whole   party   turned   up    punctually   at   the 


DINNER  AT  KINGSCASTLE.  45 

trysting-place  the  next  morning.  The  reader  must 
not  expect  any  account  of  the  day's  proceedings. 
They  were  pleasantly  monotonous,  and  there  was  no 
untoward  accident;  only  grouse  were  hit.  No  human 
being  or  dog  was  peppered.  A  temperance  advocate 
might  expect  to  hear  that  there  were  heavy  heads 
and  bad  misses  after  Malet's  punch.  Well,  as  truthful 
historians  we  must  disappoint  that  well-meaning 
person.  All  the  party  were  quite  fit,  and  the  hitting 
was  good.  We  may  add,  however,  that  there  were 
no  whole  or  half  glasses  of  whiskey  on  the  mountains. 
Everyone  was  satisfied  with  the  previous  night's 
allowance,  and  expected  another  pleasant  reunion 
after  the  conclusion  of  the  day's  sport  That  reunion 
took  place,  and  more  punch  was  imbibed  at  it ; 
but  nothing  particularly  exciting  occurred  worthy  of 
being  related. 


CHAPTER  VII. 

WHO   BURNT  THE  CASTLE  HILL? 

BEFORE  the  eve  of  the  grouse-shooting  in  the  year 
following  the  merry  meeting  recorded  in  the  last 
chapter,  Lady  Violet  died,  leaving  a  daughter  only  a 
few  days  old.  An  aunt  of  Lady  Violet  was  staying 
with  the  young  couple  at  the  time,  and  left  for  Eng- 
land immediately  after  the  funeral,  bringing  the  baby 
with  her,  who  only  survived  her  mother  a  few  months. 
Malet  was  prostrated  with  grief.  Even  the  Countess 
of  Clara,  who  never  liked  the  poor  man,  had  always 
freely  admitted  that  he  was  a  most  affectionate  and 
considerate  husband. 

The  Countess  was  over  in  England  stopping  with 
her  brother,  Lord  Dartmoor,  at  the  time  of  Lady 
Violet's  death,  which  had  occurred  very  suddenly. 

In  the  same  month  as  Lady  Violet  died  the 
Marchesa's  only  daughter  was  born.  Previous  to 
this  event  the  Dijons  had  had  only  one  child — a  son, 
a  contemporary  of  young  Lord  Kingscastle,  and 
called  popularly  Count  Adolphe. 

The  Countess  of  Clara  on  her  return  home  was  in 
no  humour  to  hold  the  annual  dinner  to  inaugurate 
the  grouse-shooting  ;  and  poor  Malet  was  broken- 
hearted. So  no  dinner  took  place,  and,  as  frequently 
happens  when  a  break  comes  in  such  institutions, 


WHO    BURNT  THE   CASTLE   HILL?  47 

there  never  was  another  such  dinner  given,  although 
for  a  few  years  the  shooting  went  on. 

The  Canon  was  the  first  to  give  up  the  sport, 
which  he  did  on  being  made,  to  everyone's  surprise, 
a  Bishop.  He  was  very  High  Church,  the  very 
antithesis  of  Archbishop  Whately  (then  Protestant 
Archbishop  of  Dublin),  who,  when  asked  whether 
he  believed  in  Apostolic  Succession,  replied  con- 
temptuously, "  Apostolic  fiddlesticks  !" 

The  new  Bishop's  time  was  devoted  to  his  See  of 
Ballinasloe,  situated  in  the  West  of  Ireland.  He 
possibly,  with  the  ideas  then  commencing,  thought 
grouse-shooting  inconsistent  with  his  calling — 
especially  with  the  dignity  of  a  Bishop  ;  he  was  also 
getting  very  stout,  and  even  walking  in  competition 
with  Malet  had  not  the  same  effect  of  bringing  him 
into  condition  as  formerly.  He  was  an  old  bachelor, 
and  took  a  great  interest  in  his  twin  nephews. 

The  Earl  gave  up  next,  and  he  and  the  Countess 
began  to  live  a  great  deal  in  England  with  the 
Countess's  brother,  Lord  Dartmoor,  who  never 
married. 

Count  Dijon  then  dropped  off,  leaving  the  shooting 
to  his  son,  Adolphe,  Lord  Kingscastle,  and  Malet. 
The  two  young  men  were  at  first  very  submissive  to 
Malet,  who,  though  he  did  not  fancy  them,  took  great 
trouble,  for  both  their  fathers'  sakes,  in  making  them 
sportsmen. 

Count  Adolphe  got  a  post  in  the  Pope's  establish- 
ment, and  spent  most  of  his  winters  in  Rome ;  and 
Lord  Kingscastle  was  gazetted  to  the  Life  Guards. 
Both,  however,  made  a  point  of  being  at  home  for  the 


48  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

grouse-shooting.  The  young  heir  began  to  bring 
congenial  brother  officers,  and  the  Count  Adolphe  a 
couple  of  Italian  friends.  Malet  resented  this  inno- 
vation. He  never  liked  Kingscastle,  who  sympathized 
with  his  mother  in  thinking  poor  Lady  Violet  had 
degraded  herself  by  her  marriage,  and  who,  beneath 
a  thin  varnish  of  Eton  and  army  polish,  retained  an 
aggressive,  snobbish  manner.  As  to  Count  Adolphe, 
Malet  could  scarcely  put  up  with  him  ;  and  he  looked 
down  on  Malet  as  an  impudent  peasant.  All  these 
pent-up  feelings  were  certain  sooner  or  later  to  break 
forth.  A  quarrel  arose  on  the  occasion  of  one  of 
Lord  Kingscastle's  friends  happening  to  pepper  a 
favourite  spaniel  of  Malet's  in  firing  at  an  old  cock 
grouse.  Malet  swore  at  the  delinquent  in  very  broad 
and  wholly  unambiguous  language.  Kingscastle  took 
the  part  of  his  friend,  and  told  Malet  he  forgot  his 
position.  Malet  promptly  called  him  an  impudent 
young  snob.  Count  Adolphe  told  Malet  he  must 
never  go  again  on  the  Count's  mountain.  Malet 
retorted  he  would  let  none  of  them  set  a  foot  on 
his  mountain,  as  the  Earl  alone  had  a  right  to  shoot 
on  it. 

The  incident  broke  up  the  party  for  the  day,  and 
for  the  season,  as  the  quarrel  happened  to  occur  at 
the  end  of  it. 

In  Ireland,  whenever  there  is  a  dispute  about 
sporting  rights,  everyone  looks  into  the  law  ;  and,  as 
a  rule,  no  one  believes  in  the  law,  unless  it  happens 
to  be  in  one's  own  favour.  It  was  quite  clear  that 
Count  Dijon  could  warn  Malet  off  the  Count's 
mountain  ;  but  could  Malet  prevent  the  Earl's  son 


WHO  BURNT  THE   CASTLE   HILL?  49 

and  his  friends  shooting  on  his  mountain?  Lord 
Kingscastle  applied  to  the  Earl's  local  attorney,  who 
said  it  was  a  very  nice  point,  and  he  must  have 
counsel's  opinion  on  it. 

"You  must  get  a  good  one,"  said  the  young  Lord. 
"  Certainly,"  said  the  old  solicitor,  rather  testily. 
"  I  would  like  Tim  Driscoll,  only  he  is  unwell,  and 
not  writing  on  cases  just  now.  There  is  a  very  long- 
headed young  fellow  coming  on,  himself  a  bit  of  a 
sportsman,  named  Beaumont ;  he  will  take  an  interest 
in  it.  I  will  try  him.  He  managed  an  ejectment 
very  well  for  me  at  the  last  Wicklow  assizes." 

A  case  then  went  to  Mr.  Beaumont,  who  wrote  a 
very  long,  shrewd  opinion  upon  it,  full  of  law  and 
worldly  wisdom  ;  but  to  the  effect  that  the  words  of 
reservation,  or  regrant,  as  he  termed  them,  of  sporting 
rights  in  Malet's  leases  were  peculiar  and  excep- 
tional ;  and  he  advised  a  friendly  understanding 
between  the  parties. 

Lord  Kingscastle  disapproved  of  Beaumont's 
opinion,  and  showed  his  want  of  perception  in  stating 
that  the  promising  Junior  would  never  come  to 
anything. 

The  middleman  spent  no  money  on  lawyers,  and 
swore  he  would  let  no  one  but  the  old  Earl  put  a 
foot  on  his  land. 

Lord  Kingscastle  purposely  went  on  the  disputed 
mountain.  He  was  warned  to  go  back  ;  a  struggle 
took  place,  and  Malet's  gun  went  off,  wounding,  the 
young  heir-at-law  slightly  in  the  arm. 

Malet  saw  the  wounded  man  to  the  Castle,  who, 
however,  was  not  to  be  appeased.  Feeling  ran  high  in 

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50  AN   IRISH  UTOPIA. 

the  neighbourhood.  Lord  Kingscastle  was  positive 
that  Malet  deliberately  shot  him  ;  and  Malet  indig- 
nantly denied  it.  Proceedings  were  commenced 
against  Malet,  who  certainly  injured  his  case  by 
leaving  the  country ;  and  Lord  Kingscastle,  whose 
wound  was  very  trifling,  seemed  to  have  the  better 
of  it.  The  quarrel  arose  before  the  2Oth  of  August 
had  arrived  ;  and  the  parties,  though  they  certainly 
carried  fowling-pieces,  were  both  too  good  sports- 
men to  have  been  out  for  grouse-shooting.  Lord 
Kingscastle  appeared  to  have  been  left  in  undisturbed 
possession,  when  an  event  occurred  which  upset  the 
most  far-seeing  calculations.  The  furze  and  heather 
on  all  Lord  Kingscastle's  and  the  Count's  mountains 
went  on  fire ;  the  weather  being  unusually  dry,  the 
blaze  spread  rapidly,  and  all  the  mountains  were  left 
bare  of  cover  and  game. 

That  the  fire  was  accidental  no  one  ventured  to 
assert.  It  commenced  simultaneously  at  several 
places  at  a  considerable  distance  from  each  other. 
It  was  plainly  the  result  of  deliberate  design,  but  it 
was  not  known  who  was  the  perpetrator  of  the  foul 
deed.  Of  course,  Lord  Kingscastle's  side  said  it  was 
Malet.  Malet  had  left  the  country  ;  and  his  sisters, 
who  had  returned  to  live  with  him,  and  a  few  servants 
were  all  who  were  left  to  represent  him.  These 
protested  their  innocence.  Those  who  knew  Malet 
repudiated  warmly  the  idea  that  he  would  be  capable 
of  so  unsportsmanlike  an  act. 

The  quarrel  had  one  very  disastrous  effect.  It 
created  a  serious  rupture  between  the  leading  gentry 
and  the  middleman  class.  These  two  parties  had 


51 

always  joined  in  preserving  what  was  called  the 
peace  of  the  country,  and  in  keeping  down  the  tillers 
of  the  soil,  the  occupying  peasantry.  It  was  whis- 
pered about  that  the  Rathdrum  Orange  Lodge  had 
been  summoned  hurriedly  just  before  the  incen- 
diarism had  occurred,  and  that  the  nefarious  act  was 
hatched  then  and  there.  The  Orange  Lodge  was 
undoubtedly  composed  principally  of  the  Protestant 
middleman  and  large  farmer  class,  and  the  higher 
gentry  only  attended  on  state  occasions. 

The  Lodge  issued  a  manifesto  denying  such  a 
slander,  and  asserting  that  malicious  burnings,  firing 
behind  hedges,  and  skulking  outrages  were  not  to 
their  taste,  and  warning  people  not  to  repeat  such 
slanders. 

Shortly  after,  in  a  crowded  market  in  Rathdrum, 
Count  Adolphe  met  the  Master  of  the  Orange  Lodge, 
and  sneeringly  accused  him  of  the  burning.  The 
Orange  Master  replied  by  knocking  the  young  man 
down,  who  got  up  bleeding  from  the  mouth,  with 
fewer  teeth  ;  and  he  left  the  town  a  sadder  and,  it  is 
to  be  hoped,  a  wiser  man. 

After  this  little  incident,  no  one  ever  again  brought 
the  nasty  accusation  against  the  Orangemen,  either 
collectively  or  individually. 

One  matter  was  perfectly  clear — if  the  burning 
was  bad  for  the  game,  it  was  good  for  the  grazing  ; 
and  from  time  to  time  friction  had  often  arisen  on 
the  question  of  letting  the  heather  get  too  strong. 

A  Methodist  rented  Count  Dijon's  mountain — a 
meek,  decent,  hard-working  fellow,  who  was  not 
likely  to  adopt  the  Orange  Master's  method  of 


$2  AN   IRISH  UTOPIA. 

putting  down  his  accusers ;  and  it  was  hinted  that 
he  might  have  been  concerned  in  it.  To  the  Count's 
credit,  he  laughed  at  this  solution. 

Malet's  sub-tenants,  who  were  all  Roman  Catholics, 
and  generally  against  Malet,  both  for  preserving  his 
game  and  preventing  them  from  burning  the  heather 
and  the  old  grass,  on  this  occasion  did  not  conceal 
their  delight ;  and  it  was  just  possible  they  might 
have  had  a  hand  in  it. 

A  party  of  travelling  tinkers  had  been  seen  in  the 
neighbourhood,  and  had  lit  fires  ;  but  it  would  have 
required  half  a  dozen  gangs  of  tinkers  to  light  all 
the  fires  necessary  for  such  a  widespread  conflagra- 
tion. The  mystery  has  never  yet  been  explained, 
and  must  remain  insoluble  to  the  end  of  all  time. 


CHAPTER  VIII. 

THE   EVOLUTION    OF  THE   IRISH   PEOPLE. 

FATHER  OTOOLE  was  a  silent,  though  deeply 
concerned,  spectator  of  the  unfortunate  ending  to 
the  pleasant  reunions  for  the  shooting-season  in  his 
parish.  He  felt  greatly  the  animosities  which  arose 
between  classes  which  had  previously  worked  in 
harmony  for  the  general  good.  He  was  not  himself 
a  sportsman,  so  far  as  taking  an  active  part  in 
shooting.  He  was,  however,  as  we  have  seen,  a 
welcome  guest  at  the  social  gatherings  of  those  who 
were  real  sportsmen  ;  and  he  determined,  if  possible, 
to  bring  about  an  amnesty,  even  if  there  could  be  no 
actual  reconciliation.  After  waiting  judiciously  to 
let  passions  cool  down,  he  used  his  influence  with 
Count  Dijon  to  stop  all  legal  proceedings,  and  to  let 
Malet  return  without  being  molested  ;  and  he  met 
with  success. 

The  Count  was  a  polished  gentleman.  He  had, 
in  his  early  youth,  seen  service  in  the  Spanish  army, 
and,  rumour  said,  fought  several  duels ;  still,  he 
detested  vulgar  rows,  and  he  was  liberal-minded 
enough  to  see  that  all  the  right  was  not  on  his  son's 
side.  He  liked  Malet,  who  amused  him,  was  defer- 
ential to  him,  and  never  rubbed  him  up  the  wrong 
way.  The  two  men  were  so  unlike  in  character  and 
position  that  they  never  clashed  ;  and  if  ever  there 


54  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

was  a  doubtful  bird  between  the  two,  Malet  always 
credited  it  to  the  Count,  though,  being  the  better  shot, 
the  probability  was  that  Malet  had  hit  it  rather  than 
the  Count.  The  Count  wrote  to  the  Earl,  who 
came  over,  furious  with  his  son,  and  sympathized 
with  Malet  even  more  than  did  the  Count ;  and 
the  result  was  that  Malet  reappeared  as  suddenly 
as  he  had  left,  and  all  parties  agreed  to  let 
bygones  be  bygones.  There  could  be  no  dispute 
about  the  shooting  in  the  immediate  future,  for 
the  simple  reason  that  it  had  been  destroyed  for 
several  years  to  come,  owing  to  the  burning  and 
the  destruction  of  the  young  birds. 

Lord  Kingscastle  resumed  his  military  duties  in 
London  ;  and  Count  Adolphe  returned  to  Rome  to 
the  Papal  Court. 

Shortly  afterwards  the  Earl  suffered  a  sad  bereave- 
ment, which  banished  all  petty  worries  from  his  mind. 
The  Countess  died  ;  she  had  been  in  failing  health 
for  some  time  ;  and  one  reason  why  she  and  the 
Earl  had  been  residing  so  much  in  England  was 
that  it  was  hoped  she  might  be  benefited  by  her 
native  air. 

The  Earl  sent  the  twins  to  a  school  in  England 
preparatory  to  Eton ;  he  gave  Mrs.  Simpson,  who 
had  lived  at  Kingscastle  as  a  housekeeper,  a  sub- 
stantial present,  and  she  went  to  Australia,  where 
some  of  her  children  had  settled. 

An  event  then  occurred  which  caused  great 
consternation  in  the  district.  The  Earl  shut  up 
Kingscastle  as  a  residence,  merely  leaving  a  care- 
taker to  look  after  him  and  his  sons  when  they 


THE  EVOLUTION   OF  THE  IRISH   PEOPLE.        55 

paid  it  a  flying  visit.  There  was  a  rumour  in  the 
country  that  he  was  hard  up.  He  had  got  no  fortune 
with  his  wife,  and  had  been  an  indulgent  landlord, 
both  to  his  occupying  tenants  and  to  the  middlemen. 
They  all,  including  Malet,  had  got  numerous  abate- 
ments. He  also  kept  an  open  house,  and  everyone 
of  every  grade  who  called  there  got  "a  bit  and 
a  sup,"  as  the  saying  is. 

After  a  couple  of  years  the  Earl  married  again, 
and  on  this  occasion  wedded  a  rich  English  heiress 
who  had  a  country  mansion  in  a  midland  county. 
He  also  became  one  of  the  twenty-eight  Irish 
Representative  Peers  in  the  Imperial  Parliament. 

His  second  marriage,  for  all  practical  purposes, 
severed  all  social  intercourse  between  him  and  his 
Irish  friends,  tenants,  and  retainers  ;  and  he  became 
virtually  an  English  country  gentleman,  with  a  town 
house  in  London. 

The  disastrous  effect  of  closing  a  place  like  Kings- 
castle  can  only  be  fully  realized  by  one  who  has  lived 
in  the  country  parts  of  Ireland.  Such  houses  are 
little  centres  of  civilization  and  of  great  use  in  many 
ways.  The  English  take  the  Irish  too  seriously,  and 
imagine  that  because  the  landlord  and  tenant  classes 
for  the  most  part  differ  on  the  subjects  of  religion, 
rent,  and  politics,  they  must  all,  without  exception, 
individually  and  personally  hate  each  other.  Nothing 
is  further  from  the  truth.  No  doubt,  where,  as  in 
parts  of  Ulster,  they  agree  in  religion  and  politics, 
the  ties  are  closer.  Still  the  mutual  kindnesses  and 
signs  of  goodwill  in  other  parts  of  Ireland  between 
the  different  classes  are  happily  far  from  uncommon; 


56  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

With  many  things  to  retard  it,  slowly  and  almost 
imperceptibly,  but  none  the  less  surely,  an  Irish  race 
is  being  formed  with  characteristics  of  its  owtt. 

Why  it  is  that  some  races,  joined  under  the  same 
government,  coalesce  and  become  one  race,  and  at 
other  times,  with  apparently  similar  causes  at  work, 
each  race  retains  its  own  individuality,  is  hard  to 
explain;  but  so  it  is.  England  became  one,  though 
there  were  different  races  in  different  parts  of  it. 
Highlander  and  Lowlander  in  Scotland  united,  and 
became  one  Scotch  people  distinct  from  the  English. 
Wales  has  never  been  merged  in  England.  Ireland 
will  probably  evolve  a  type  of  her  own.  The  Angles, 
Saxons,  Normans,  Celts,  and  various  other  races 
combined  to  make  the  great  English  nation  superior 
to  any  of  its  component  parts. 

,  The  Celts  were  probably  the  earliest  inhabitants  of 
Ireland.  The  Celtic  race  was  a  branch  of  the  great 
Aryan  or  Persian  stock.  There  are  also  some 
grounds  for  believing  that  there  is  a  Phoenician, 
a  Hebrew,  or  some  other  Semitic  strain  in  the  Irish 
people.  From  the  reign  of  Henry  the  Second,  the 
English  and  Welsh  invaders  and  settlers  poured  into 
Ireland,  and  brought  their  own  various  nationalities 
with  them  ;  and  to  these  were  added  from  time  to 
time  contingents  of  Scotch,  Huguenots,  Germans 
from  the  Palatinate,  Spaniards,  Italians,  and  other 
races.  The  close  connexion  between  Ireland  and 
Spain,  both  with  respect  to  Spanish  immigrants  and 
illegaLcommerce  (in  plain  language  smuggling),  con- 
tinued .into  the  nineteenth  century,  and  was  strongly 
exemplified  in  the  fact  that  the  British  Government 


THE   EVOLUTION   OF  THE   IRISH    PEOPLE.       57 

gave  the -contract  for  supplying  Sir  John  Moore's 
army  with  Spanish  dollars  to  Irishmen,  who  collected 
the  money  by  beating  drums  at  the  fairs  and  markets 
through  the  South  and  West  of  Ireland,  and  offered 
inducements  to  the  people  to  exchange  their  Spanish 
money  for  English  ;  and  in  this  manner  the  contract 
was  successfully  carried  out  and  the  needful  supply 
of  Spanish  money  obtained. 

The  Italian  settlers  were  not  so  numerous  as  the 
Spaniards  ;  still  many  well-known  houses  in  Ireland 
trace  their  descent  to  that  origin  :  notably,  the 
Geraldines,  or  Giraldini — from  whom  the  noble  house 
of  Leinster  sprang,  whose  influence  for  many  genera- 
tions has  been  felt  throughout  Ireland — were  of 
Italian  origin.  It  is  to  be  hoped  that  the  Irish  type 
will  prove  equal  to  the  best  of  the  leading  races  of 
the  world. 

To  return  to  our  story.  One  great  result  of  the 
termination  of  the  sporting  quarrel  was  a  close 
friendship  between  Father  O'Toole  and  Malet, 
though  they  had  felt  always,  like  most  Irishmen  who 
are  close  neighbours,  a  "  gra "  for  each  other. 
He  had  never  been  stiff  with  Father  O'Toole  when 
he  said  a  word  for  one  of  his  struggling  sub-tenants  ; 
and  he  never  left  him  without  a  bird,  or  a  hare,  or  a 
rabbit  in  the  season,  and,  now  that  Father  O'Toole 
gave  Malet  a  "  lift,"  and  arranged  an  amnesty,  they 
became  fast  friends. 

Father  O'Toole  was  engaged  in  a  very  absorbing 
and  interesting  task — the  opening  of  his  new  church. 
Of  course  the  Roman  Catholic  Archbishop  was 
present,  supported  by  many  other  Roman  Catholic 


58  AN   IRISH    UTOPIA. 

dignitaries ;  but  the  unusual  feature  on  the  occasion 
was  the  presence  of  many  Protestants,  most  of  whom 
had  been  contributors — a  striking  tribute  to  the 
respect  which  was  felt  for  the  warm-hearted  Parish 
Priest.  Malet  was  there;  and  it  was  remarked  that 
there  was  no  Orange  counter-demonstration,  as  too 
often  was  the  case  in  opposition  to  any  Roman 
Catholic  religious  gathering. 

The  death  of  his  old  friend,  the  gifted  Bishop 
Doyle,  was  a  great  blow  to  Father  O'Toole ;  and 
the  opening  of  his  new  church  reminded  him  of  the 
many  conferences  he  had  had  with  his  dear  friend 
about  it. 

The  good  priest  was  now  a  more  frequent  visitor 
than  ever  before  at  the  Chateau  Dijon.  The  Count 
in  his  early  days  had  not  escaped  the  flood  of 
Voltairism  which  had  swept  the  continent  of  Europe ; 
still  he  remained  a  member  of  his  Church ;  and, 
probably  owing  to  the  influence  of  Father  O'Toole, 
was  constant  in  his  attendance  to  his  religious 
duties.  He  loved  his  Parish  Priest  like  a  brother. 
Each  suited  the  other;  and  this  companionship 
reconciled  the  Count  to  a  residence  in  Ireland,  which 
would  otherwise  have  been  dull  and  irksome  to  him. 
The  question  why  he  did  not  reside  more  of  his 
time  abroad  was  frequently  discussed  by  the  village 
gossips,  and  never  solved.  Probably  Father  O'Toole 
knew  the  reason  ;  if  he  did,  he  never  revealed  it. 

If  the  Earl's  action  in  closing  Kingscastle  was  a 
loss  to  the  neighbourhood,  the  closing  of  Chateau 
Dijon  would  have  been  a  positive  calamity.  The 
Count  and  the  Marchesa  spent  money  freely ;  and 


THE   EVOLUTION   OF  THE   IRISH   PEOPLE.        59 

the  Count,  having  only  a  few  tenants,  was  not 
exposed  to  the  same  measure  of  unpopularity  in 
collecting  rent  as  the  Earl  often  was. 

Father  O'Toole  made  a  pet  of  Angelica,  the 
Count's  daughter.  She  was  a  singularly  beautiful 
child,  like  her  mother,  and  yet  so  unlike.  She  had 
an  open,  true  expression,  with  a  winning  smile  and  a 
merry  laugh. 

Father  O'Toole  and  the  Marchesa  barely  tolerated 
each  other.  The  haughty,  repellent  Marchesa  acted 
as  if  she  believed  all  the  rest  of  the  world  had  been 
created  for  the  purpose  of  serving  the  haute  noblesse^ 
to  which  she  belonged ;  and  the  only  person  she 
seemed  really  to  love  was  her  absent  son  Adolphe. 
She  adored  him,  and  had  opposed  the  good  Priest 
when  he  used  his  influence  to  get  the  shooting 
episode  passed  over.  She  suffered  the  twins  to  come 
to  Chateau  Dijon,  to  play  with  the  little  Angelica; 
but  she  left  them  and  Angelica  mostly  to  the 
governess  and  nursery  maids.  As  time  went  by, 
Angelica  was  sent  to  a  convent  school  at  Paris 
for  her  education  ;  and  whilst  there  she  heard  of  the 
death  of  her  brother  Adolphe,  of  malarial  fever,  at 
Rome.  The  loving  girl  at  once  wrote  to  her  mother, 
offering  to  return  home  and  be  with  her ;  but 
she  got  a  cold  refusal.  The  Marchesa  bore  her 
grief  in  silence :  no  one  dared  to  offer  her  con- 
solation ;  and  it  was  remarked  that  it  was  Father 
O'Toole's  Curate,  and  not  himself,  with  whom  she 
conferred  about  her  deceased  son  and  the  rites  of  her 
Church.  The  Count  felt  his  son's  loss ;  but  his 
daughter  was  his  prime  favourite, 


60  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

The  Earl  rarely  went  to  Ireland.  The  twins, 
whenever  they  visited  their  old  home,  stayed  at  the 
Chateau  Dijon.  Thornton,  the  agent,  was  dead ; 
and  the  new  agent  was  not  only  active  in  collecting 
the  rents,  but  in  getting  in  the  arrears,  which  were 
paid  with  murmuring.  Not  even  the  wisest  observers 
foresaw  the  dreadful  calamity  which  was  looming  in 
the  near  future. 


CHAPTER  IX. 

DID  ENGLAND  AGGRAVATE  THE  FAMINE? 

THE  terrible  famine  of  1845  to  ^47  has  been 
frequently  described  with  all  its  harrowing  details ; 
and  still  no  description  of  it,  however  realistic  and 
vivid,  can  equal  the  recollections  of  one  who  witnessed 
it  even  as  a  ydung  child. 

In  the  middle  of  the  eighteenth  century  a  large 
area  of  Ireland  was  under  grass,  and  supplied  cattle 
and  sheep  to  England  in  exchange  for  corn.  After 
prices  had  risen  during  the  American  and  Napoleonic 
wars,  the  inferior  land  of  the  country  was  cut  up  into 
small  holdings,  and  every  available  acre  of  the  then 
virgin  soil  was  ploughed  up.  Traces  are  still  plainly 
visible  amongst  the  heather,  high  up  on  the  Wicklow 
Mountains,  where  land  was  tilled  by  parties  who  took 
the  chance  of  a  favourable  season  allowing  the  crops 
to  grow  and  ripen.  The  estimated  population  of 
Ireland  in  the  middle  of  the  eighteenth  century  was 
only  about  two  millions  ;  in  1815,  six  millions  ;  and 
in  1845  it  was  over  eight  millions.  This  enormous 
increase,  unlike  the  case  of  England,  was  in  the  rural 
population  and  not  in  the  towns. 

England  during  the  last  half  century  has  been  told 
a  great  many  unpalatable  truths  about  Ireland,  not 
only  as  to  her  treatment  of  the  Roman  Catholics  in 


62  AN    IRISH  UTOPIA. 

depriving  them  of  their  land,  and  in  trying  to  deprive 
them  of  their  religion,  but  also  of  her  breaches  of 
faith  with  the  Protestants  in  destroying  their  manu- 
factures and  commerce  after  she  had  encouraged  them 
to  settle  in  Ireland  and  form  the  English  garrison 
there.     The  answer  mockingly  given  to  this  is,  it  all 
occurred  long  ago — in  the  far  past — in  the  seventeenth 
century  and  the  early  years  of  the  eighteenth ;  but  the 
wrong  was  repeated  again  in  the  nineteenth  century, 
when  England  became  alarmed  at  the  cheap  labour 
in  Ireland  underselling  English  manufactures  ;  and  a 
great  deal  of  the  cruel    poverty  of  the   nineteenth 
century,  culminating  in  the  awful  famine,  would  have 
been   averted    if  the  United   Parliament,  after   the 
destruction  of  the  Irish  Parliament,  had  not  put  a 
prohibitive  tariff  on  Irish  goods  entering  England. 
It  is   true,   once    steam-power    became    developed, 
England's  coal-mines  and  minerals  naturally,  without 
protection,  were  able  to  compete  with  Ireland,  which 
is  deficient  in  both  ;  but  England  is  even  now  not 
satisfied   to   leave  things   to    work    themselves    out 
fairly,  and  still  fears  her  sister  isle  as  a  dangerous 
competitor.     Ireland,  on  her  eastern  seaboard,  is  in 
close  proximity  to  the  best  British  coal-fields  ;  she 
also  has  some  coal  of  her  own,  and  for  electric  and 
other  purposes  possesses  unlimited  water-power. 

This  large,  redundant  Irish  population  was  of 
invaluable  assistance  to  England  in  her  sorest  need. 
The  Irish  peasantry  are  a  warlike  race,  and  they 
supplied  brave,  hardy,  good-humoured  soldiers  to 
Sir  John  Moore  at  Corunna,  and  to  Wellington 
throughout  the  Peninsular  War,  and  at  Waterloo 


DID  ENGLAND  AGGRAVATE  THE  FAMINE?     63 

and  when  a  long  period  of  rest  from  war  came  in  1815, 
if  England  had  then  encouraged  peaceful,  industrious 
pursuits  at  home  for  the  brave  fellows  who  fought 
for  her  abroad,  kindlier  relations  might  have  been 
established  between  the  two  islands ;  the  clamour  for 
Home  Rule  would  probably  have  died  out,  as  it  did 
in  Scotland  ;  and,  above  all,  the  famine,  when  it  did 
come,  would  certainly  have  been  less  severely  felt 
by  a  people  who  had  other  resources  besides  those 
derived  from  the  tillage  of  small  patches  of  bad  land, 
the  only  means  of  subsistence  of  the  greater  part  of 
the  peasantry  in  Ireland,  particularly  of  those  on  the 
western  seaboard.  England  was  short-sighted  in  her 
narrow  selfishness  ;  for  the  starving,  discontented 
Irish  emigrants  fostered  a  bitter  feeling  of  resentment 
between  England  and  the  United  States  of  America. 
This  has  often  since  led  to  unfortunate  political 
complications  between  these  two  countries,  which 
are  naturally  and,  notwithstanding  this  source  of 
danger,  still  happily — no  doubt,  in  consequence  of 
their  common  origin— bound  to  each  other  by  the 
closest  ties  of  friendship  and  goodwill. 

The  potato  disease  caused,  as  is  of  course  well 
known,  the  repeal  of  the  Corn  Laws.  That  plant 
essentially  contributed  to  the  food  of  Great  Britain 
and  Ireland,  and  constituted  almost  the  entire  sup- 
port of  the  peasantry  of  the  West  of  Ireland.  Com- 
plaints were  freely  made  that,  at  this  time,  the  hard 
step-mother,  England,  thought  too  much  of  herself 
and  too  little  of  Ireland  ;  and  whilst  the  free  importa- 
tion of  food  was  a  relief  to  manufacturing  England, 
with  plenty  of  money  to  pay  for  foreign  produce, 


64  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

it  only  aggravated  the  distress  in   poverty-stricken 
Ireland.    Undoubtedly  for  some  years  after  the  famine 
the  fall  in  the  price  of  corn  impoverished  the  Irish 
farmer  who  grew  it,  and  consequently  the  landlord  ; 
but  the  increased  trade  of  England,  and  the  limited 
area  from  which  formerly  foodstuffs  could  be  obtained, 
in  time  told  on  agricultural  prices  in  Ireland,  which 
was  fairly  prosperous  for  twenty  years  before  1878. 
The  removal  of  the  restrictions  on  the  introduction 
of  foreign  cattle  into  the  United  Kingdom  would  in 
the  present   day  be   also   severely   felt   in    Ireland. 
Whether  a  subsequent  rebound  in  prosperity  similar 
to  that  which  followed  the  Repeal  of  the  Corn  Laws 
is  likely  to  take   place,  is  not  so  certain.     It  is  a 
melancholy   but   an    absolutely  true   complaint   the 
Irish  of  all  creeds  and  politics  make,  that  the  inter- 
national treaty  agreed  upon  between  Great  Britain 
and  Ireland  at  the  time  of  the    Union,  regulating 
permanently  the   proportion  of  taxes  between   the 
two  islands,  has  been  broken  ;  and  a  commission  of 
experts,  the    majority  of  whom  were   English,  has 
recently  reported  that  •  Ireland  at  the  present  time 
is  over-taxed  two  millions  and  a  half  pounds  yearly. 
This  is  a  substantial,  not  a  sentimental,  grievance. 
Such  conduct  is  a  shabby  breach  of  good  faith  on 
the  part  of  rich,  powerful  England  with  poor,  weak 
Ireland. 

To  return  to  our  story.  "  The  famine  was  sore  in 
the  land,"  and  the  poor,  small  mountainous  farmers 
of  Kingscastle  suffered  grievously.  Father  O'Toole 
nearly  beggared  himself  in  trying  to  relieve  the 
distress.  The  Bishop  of  Ballinasloe  sent  him  money 


DID   ENGLAND  AGGRAVATE   THE   FAMINE?      65 

for  the  relief  of  the  parish  of  which  he  had  been 
Vicar. 

Malet  was  at  the  head  of  the  Relief  Committee, 
and  tried  to  bear  up  stoutly.  He  was,  however,  him- 
self overwhelmed  with  misfortunes.  His  own  potatoes 
utterly  failed,  his  cereals  were  a  short  crop,  and  he 
got  no  rent  from  his  sub-tenants.  Malet,  with  all 
his  off-hand  ways  and  rollicking,  sporting  proclivities, 
was  a  proud  man,  and  tried  to  conceal  his  difficulties. 
He  borrowed  from  the  banks,  and,  what  was  worse, 
he  also  borrowed  secretly  from  money-lenders. 

The  middleman  has  been  the  scapegoat  for  all  the 
misfortunes  of  Ireland.  He  was  a  buffer  between  the 
head  man  and  the  occupier.  When  times  were  fairly 
prosperous,  the  head  landlord  complained  bitterly 
of  the  folly  and  improvidence  of  his  ancestor  who  let 
the  lands  on  perpetuity  leases  at  what  he  would  call 
nominal  rents.  On  the  other  hand,  when  times  were 
bad,  the  head  landlord  would  say  that  his  rent  at  all 
events  was  low  enough.  The  middleman  was  pro- 
claimed the  blood-sucker,  and  the  occupier  recognized 
only  his  immediate  taskmaster,  the  middleman,  and 
until  that  go-between  was  squeezed  out,  did  not 
concern  himself  with  the  head  landlord. 

All  classes,  including  notably  the  clergy  of  every 
denomination,  it  will  now  be  admitted,  did  their  best; 
and  if  the  English  Government  was  hard  and 
unsympathetic,  the  English  people  in  their  private 
capacity  responded  nobly  to  the  call  for  help. 

Malet,  with  ruin  staring  him  in  the  face,  did  his 
utmost  to  assist  his  starving  sub-tenants  and 
labourers.  At  length,  towards  the  close  of  1846,  he 

F 


66  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

got  the   following  letter  from  Messrs.  Wiseacre  & 
Son,  a  then  well-known  firm  of  Dublin  solicitors  : — 

"MR.  AMBROSE  MALET. 

"DEAR   SIR, 

"  We  must  again  reluctantly  call  your  attention  to 
the  frequent  applications  we  have  made  to  you  for 
the  payment  of  your  head  rents  to  the  Earl  of  Clara 
and  your  promises  to  meet  your  obligations.  We 
are  bound  to  say  you  have  been  treated  with  the 
greatest  indulgence.  Your  head  rents  are  very  low, 
and  no  complaint  can  be  made  with  respect  to  them. 
The  Earl  of  Clara's  agent  now  blames  us  for  our 
clemency  to  you  in  not  instituting  legal  proceedings, 
as  heavy  payments  in  the  nature  of  quit-rents,  taxes, 
and  interest  on  charges  have  to  be  met.  It  is  our 
painful  duty  to  warn  you  that,  unless  within  a  fort- 
night the  sum  of  £249  6s.  3d.,  being  arrears  of  rent 
up  to  the  ist  November  last,  with  £$  35.  4d.  costs,  is 
paid  to  us,  we  must  institute  proceedings  not  only 
against  you  but  also  against  your  sub-tenants  for  the 
recovery  of  your  holdings.  We  think  it  our  duty  to 
point  out  to  you  that  for  such  apparently  harsh 
measures  against  the  unfortunate  occupiers  under 
you,  who  are  now  suffering  from  famine,  you,  and 
not  the  Earl  of  Clara,  would  be  solely  responsible. 
We  have  also  to  call  your  attention  to  the  fact  that 
the  renewal  fines,  which  became  due  on  the  deaths 
of  the  lives  in  your  leases,  have  never  been  paid. 
These  fines,  as  you  must  be  aware,  are,  when  not 
paid  at  the  proper  time,  cumulative  septennially, 


DID   ENGLAND  AGGRAVATE   THE   FAMINE?      67 

and  now  amount  with  interest  to  an  aggregate  sum 
of  ,£782  ps.  ii^d.  It  is  our  unpleasant  duty  to 
inform  you  that  if  this  further  sum  is  not  paid  to  us 
within  six  weeks  from  the  present  time,  proceedings 
will  be  taken  to  avoid  your  leases,  if  your  estate 
under  them  has  not  been  already  lost  by  ejectment 
proceedings  for  the  recovery  of  your  head  rents. 

"  Your  obedient  servants, 

"  WISEACRE  &  SON." 

Malet,  it  may  be  imagined,  was  astounded  at  this 
blow.  In  raising  money  from  the  bank  and  from 
money-lenders  he  had  completely  ignored  and  for- 
gotten the  omission  to  renew  his  leases.  The  bank 
manager  was  his  cousin.  The  combined  arrears 
of  rent  and  accumulations  of  fines  and  interest 
amounted  to  more  than  the  value  of  his  leaseholds, 
burdened,  as  they  were,  with  a  starving  peasantry 
and  enormous  poor  rates.  He  had  long  since 
exhausted  his  sisters'  money  ;  he  was,  in  fact,  a 
desperate  man.  The  Earl,  no  doubt,  with  his  rich 
second  wife,  was  rolling  in  wealth.  Malet's  grand- 
father, father,  and  uncles  had  acted  as  a  bodyguard 
to  the  Earl's  grandfather  in  the  disturbed  times, 
some  years  before  the  rebellion  of  '98.  Malet  still 
preserved  the  gun  which,  in  a  lonely  pass  between 
Wicklow  and  Wexford,  his  uncle  had  taken  from  a 
Whiteboy  leader,  and  thereby  saved  the  Earl  of  the 
period,  felling  the  assailant  with  the  stock  of  the 
man's  own  musket.  Now,  in  his  direst  want,  he  was 
handed  over  to  a  Dublin  firm,  well  known  for  its 


68  AN    IRISH    UTOPIA. 

correctness  of  calculations,  courtesy  of  language,  and 
merciless  cruelty  in  carrying  out  the  letter  of  the  law. 
Burning  under  a  sense  of  his  wrongs,  he  sat  down 
at  once,  and  wrote  to  the  Earl  a  long,  somewhat 
rambling  letter,  containing  the  following  paragraph, 
which  embodied  in  itself  the  pith  of  the  whole 
epistle : — 

"  My  forefather,  as  a  sergeant,  fought  under  yours 
in  Cromwell's  army.  We,  for  generations,  saved  you 
and  yours  from  the  bloody  Papists.  You  gave  us 
no  lease  until  my  grandfather  and  his  seven  sons 
guarded  your  grandfather's  house  in  the  bad  times  ; 
and  then  you  gave  us  leases  which  crushed  and 
forced  us  to  bind  down  the  poor  creatures  who  live 
under  us.  Now  that  we  are  dying  of  want,  you  send 
me  an  attorney's  letter  for  a  sum  of  money  which  you 
know  well  it  is  as  impossible  for  me  to  pay  as  the 
National  Debt." 

In  a  week  Malet  received  the  following : — 

"  The  Earl  of  Clara  is  too  ill  to  attend  to  business  ; 
in  any  case  your  insolent  letter  deserves  no  reply. 
I  merely  write  to  warn  you  that  the  action  of  the 
Earl's  solicitors  cannot  be  interfered  with." 

This  letter  was  signed  "  Griselda  Clara,"  and  was 
written  by  the  Earl's  second  wife.  Poor  Malet 
would  have  got  a  very  different  reply  from  the 
Earl's  first  Countess,  albeit  she  never  liked  him, 
or  could  appreciate  the  real  good  which  was  in  the 
man. 


DID  ENGLAND  AGGRAVATE  THE  FAMINE?      69 

A  week  later  he  got  from  "The  Palace,  Ballina- 
sloe,"  the  following  very  different  letter : — 

My  DEAR  AMBY, 

'  I  am  truly  sorry  to  hear  you  are  hard  pressed 
by  the  Earl's  business  men.  He  is  very  ill,  and  as 
poor  as  yourself.  My  sister-in-law  does  not  know 
Ireland,  and  is  too  deaf  to  hear  anything  about  it. 
She  asked  me  a  month  ago,  when  I  was  over,  '  Is  it 
true  the  potato  crop  is  bad  in  Ireland,  and  rents 
rather  difficult  to  collect  ? '  Do  not  blame  her  if 
she  seems  hard.  I  cannot  forget  my  old  shooting 
pal,  and  the  friend  who  saved  me  from  the  street - 
boys  in  College  Green,  too  many  years  ago  now. 
There  are  many  ties  between  us,  reaching  back  to 
Cromwell  and  the  Boyne  Water.  Accept  the 
enclosed  ;  I  wish  it  were  more. 

"  Ever  yours, 

"  FITZROY  BALLINASLOE." 

The  letter  enclosed  a  bank  draft  for  £200. 

The  strong  man,  on  getting  this  touching  reminder 
of  an  old  friendship,  fairly  broke  down  and  sobbed 
passionately. 

The  Bishop,  in  his  loyalty  to  his  family,  told  a 
very  small  part  of  a  melancholy  story.  The  Earl's 
father  had  disapproved  of  his  son's  match  with  the 
portionless  daughter  of  Lord  Dartmoor,  and  had 
made  no  settlement  on  his  marriage ;  but  by  his 
will  he  tied  up  the  Kingscastle  estates,  so  as  to 
secure  them,  as  far  as  possible,  for  the  holder  of 
the  title  of  Earl  of  Clara,  for  the  time  being.  The 


70  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

property  was  also  charged  with  portions  under  his 
will  for  the  old  Earl's  daughters,  his  younger  son, 
Fitzroy,  and  another  younger  son.  On  his  death, 
the  Earl  succeeded  to  an  encumbered  property. 
His  second  marriage  was  an  attempt  to  get  him- 
self out  of  money  difficulties.  The  new  Countess 
was  a  worldly  woman ;  she  had  her  property 
strictly  settled  on  herself,  and  resented  Lt>rd 
Kingscastle  being  put  into  the  Life  Guards ;  and 
the  unfortunate  Earl  was  plunged  deeper  into  debt 
and  ruin,  trying  to  maintain  him,  and  supply  his  own 
personal  wants.  The  Bishop  practically  undertook 
the  whole  expenses  of  the  twins.  The  Earl  merely 
existed  as  a  wretched  pensioner  on  his  second  wife. 

The  generous  gift  of  the  Bishop  was  a  mere  drop 
in  the  ocean  of  debt.  A  receiver  was  appointed  over 
the  Kingscastle  estates,  with  the  Earl's  solicitors 
acting  for  him.  There  is  no  use  in  going  into 
melancholy  details.  Malet  lost  the  home  of  his 
ancestors  and  all  their  buildings  and  improvements  ; 
the  bank  lost  their  loan  ;  the  indulgent  manager  was 
dismissed  ;  Malet's  sisters  were  supported  by  relatives 
in  Dublin ;  he  emigrated  to  Australia,  and  became 
a  shepherd  on  a  run  in  New  South  Wales. 

Malet's  sub-tenants  were  left  in  occupation  at 
greatly  reduced  rents.  Their  arrears  were  treated  as 
irrecoverable.  His  house  was  put  in  charge  of  a 
bailiff  as  caretaker ;  and  his  home-farm  set  under 
temporary  lettings  at  very  low  prices. 


CHAPTER   X. 
ANGELICA'S  SUITORS, 

ANGELICA  returned  home  to  the  Chateau  Dijon 
from  her  Convent  School  at  Paris  when  she  was 
eighteen.  She  more  than  realized  the  promise  of  her 
childhood  in  appearance  and  disposition.  Being  of 
the  Spanish  type,  she  was  still  like  her  mother,  but 
less  so  than  in  childhood  ;  as  she  had  grown  older, 
the  striking  difference  in  expression  had  become 
more  marked.  She  was  rather  tall  for  a  southern, 
being  about  the  medium  height  of  an  English  girl, 
with  hair  as  black  as  the  raven's  wing.  Her  mother 
was  an  Andalusian  ;  and,  resembling  her,  Angelica 
was  exquisitely  made,  arid  had  the  gliding  walk  and 
graceful  movements  in  which  the  Spanish  girl  excels 
those  of  all  other  nations.  Her  mother  never  loved 
her  as  she  did  her  brother  Adolphe.  Adolphe  was 
proud,  ambitious,  narrow-minded,  and  tyrannical  like 
his  mother ;  and  their  views  on  all  matters  agreed. 
The  Marchesa  was  attached  to  her  Church,  and  was 
intolerant  of  all  other  religions.  She  was  not,  how- 
ever, devout,  like  her  daughter,  who  returned  from 
school  with  the  idea  of  entering  an  Ursuline  Convent. 
She  broached  the  subject  to  her  mother,  who  strongly 
opposed  the  idea.  She  asked  Father  O'Toole  his 
opinion,  who  answered  gravely : 

"  Far  be  it   from   me,   Angelica,  to  divert  your 
thoughts  from  religion  and  a  holy  life  ;  but  since  the 


72  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

death  of  your  brother,  your  first  duties  appear  to  me 
to  be  towards  your  parents." 

The  Marchesa  had  had  lofty  views  for  her  son  :  of 
advancing  him  in  the  political  world,  in  Rome  and 
Madrid,  which,  of  course,  all  vanished  with  his  death. 
She  was  proud*  of  her  daughter's  beauty  and  high- 
born bearing,  though  she  could  not  comprehend  her 
benevolent,  unselfish,  and  unworldly  thoughts.  On 
Angelica's  return  home,  her  mother  tried  to  introduce 
her  into  society.  The  Marchesa  proposed  to  the 
Count  to  leave  Ireland  and  reside  in  Paris,  Madrid, 
or  Seville.  He,  however,  convinced  her  that,  for  poli- 
tical reasons,  his  doing  so  was  out  of  the  question. 
The  ambitious  mother  saw  that  it  would  be  very 
difficult  to  procure  in  Ireland  a  marriage  alliance 
at  all  commensurate  with  the  exalted  ideas  she  had 
for  her  daughter  and  heiress. 

The  twins  were  some  three  years  older  than 
Angelica  ;  so  very  like,  and  at  the  same  time  so  very 
unlike,  each  other.  They  were  handsome,  fine- 
looking,  healthy  young  men.  Stephen,  the  elder, 
was  his  uncle's  favourite,  and  designed  for  the 
Church.  He  was  intellectually  clever ;  had  gained 
many  prizes  in  Trinity  College,  Dublin  ;  and  had 
obtained  a  Classical  Scholarship.  George,  the 
younger  twin,  was  idle,  wild,  and  daring,  and  had 
just  been  gazetted  to  a  Commission  in  the  Rifle 
Brigade. 

They  were  invited  to  Chateau  Dijon,  in  default 
of  better  suitors  turning  up.  Neither  of  them  was 
the  ideal  husband  the  Marchesa  would  have  chosen 
for  her  daughter.  In  the  first  place,  they  were  of  the 


ANGELICA'S  SUITORS.  73 

wrong  religion;  and,  above  all,  they  were  poor 
younger  sons.  Still  they  were  of  the  noblesse  class, 
and  might  divert  Angelica  from  ridiculous  fanatical 
ideas. 

Angelica  was  happily  wholly  ignorant  of  her 
mother's  designs,  and  treated  the  two  young  men  as 
old  play-fellows,  almost  as  brothers.  Stephen  quietly 
accepted  this  footing.  George,  from  the  time  they 
were  children,  had  protected  her  and  been  devoted  to 
her ;  and  now  that  she  had  returned  home  in  all  the 
glory  of  her  fascinating  beauty,  he  adored  her.  He 
became  desperately  jealous  of  his  brother  Stephen. 
If,  as  children,  George  preferred  Angelica  as  a  play- 
fellow to  any  other  girl  friend,  Angelica,  in  various 
ways,  quite  unconsciously  to  herself,  showed  a  pre- 
ference for  Stephen.  Now  that  they  were  grown  up, 
George  frightened  her  ;  rumours  of  his  mad  freaks 
and  occasional  drinking-bouts  reached  her.  In  a 
vague  way,  as  a  pure-minded,  innocent  girl,  she 
shrank  from  his  openly  shown  admiration,  and  turned 
to  Stephen,  as  it  were  for  protection.  His  tastes  and 
hers  in  many  ways  were  alike.  Both  were  sincerely 
religious.  He  had  become  deeply  imbued  with 
his  uncle's  high-church  opinions.  Both  were  fond  of 
reading.  They  discussed  together  literary  subjects 
which  George  could  not  understand.  George  had 
never  liked  his  twin-brother ;  he  preferred  Lord 
Kingscastle,  with  whom  he  had  more  tastes  in 
common.  He  now  began  actually  to  dislike  Stephen, 
who  looked  over  people's  heads,  as  Father  O'Toole 
remarked,  and  had  no  plots.  He  was  reading  for 
two  gold  medals  in  Trinity ;  and  often,  when  stopping 


74  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

at  the  Chateau  Dijon,  spent  hours  with  Father 
OToole,  studying  geology  and  botany  (tastes  they 
had  in  common),  and  discussing  theology. 

Lord  Kingscastle  had  some  time  previously 
changed  from  the  Life  Guards  into  a  Line  regiment 
quartered  in  India.  His  step-mother  insisted  on  this 
movement,  refusing  to  advance  any  more  money  for 
him.  He  was  a  dashing,  rather  wild  young  officer, 
but  with  less  vice  than  George.  News  now  came 
that  he  had  been  killed  on  the  North-west  frontier, 
dying,  like  a  gallant  young  Irishman,  leading  on  his 
men  against  the  enemy. 

Father  OToole,  from  this  time  forward,  observed 
a  certain  change  in  the  Marchesa.  She,  in  a  marked 
manner,  addressed  Stephen  as  Lord  Kingscastle, 
facilitated,  as  only  a  woman  knows  how  to  do,  the 
easy  friendship  between  him  and  Angelica,  en- 
couraged them  to  sing  together,  and  kept  his  name 
before  her  daughter. 

Father  OToole  was  fond  of  Stephen ;  still,  he  would 
have  preferred  a  suitable  match  with  a  young  man 
of  her  own  religion  for  Angelica.  He  had  at  this 
time  stopping  with  him  an  English  Roman  Catholic 
nobleman,  who  joined  Stephen  (as  we  still  call  him) 
in  reading,  and  formed  one  of  a  party  for  the  grouse- 
shooting,  which  had  been  revived.  This  young  man 
was  invited  to  Chateau  Dijon,  and  treated  cordially 
by  the  Marchesa,  who  either  thought  him  a  better 
match  than  Stephen,  or  wanted  to  use  him  as  a 
foil.  He  did  not  conceal  his  evident  admiration 
for  Angelica,  and  talked  to  his  host  about  her. 

"And   why,  Bernard,"   said   Father  OToole,  "if 


ANGELICA'S  SUITORS.  75 

you  admire  her  so  much,  do  you  not  try  to  make  her 
your  wife?" 

"My  wife!"  exclaimed  he  in  amazement;  "I 
would  as  soon  think  of  marrying  the  Virgin  Mary ; 
she  is  too  holy  for  this  life." 

Father  OToole  replied  gravely  :  "  Ought  you  not, 
my  son,  to  try  and  secure  so  good  a  woman  for  your 
wife  ?  you,  with  her,  might  be  of  inestimable  service 
to  the  Catholic  Church  in  Protestant  England." 

"  She  would  not  marry  me,  Father,"  said  the  young 
man. 

" '  Faint  heart  never  won  fair  lady,' "  replied  the 
priest,  smiling. 

He  left,  however,  without  proposing.  Probably 
the  Marchesa,  with  intuitive  perception,  had  never 
regarded  him  seriously  as  a  suitor,  and  she  con- 
tinued her  efforts  to  bring  her  daughter  and  Stephen 
together. 


CHAPTER  XI. 

THE   STARVING   ACTRESS. 

STEPHEN  CORBET  lived  in  his  rooms  in  Trinity 
College  after  he  had  obtained  a  Scholarship,  and  was 
reading  hard  for  his  double  Moderatorship.  He 
loved  good  acting,  however,  and  was  a  constant 
visitor  at  the  old  Theatre  Royal  in  Hawkins  Street. 
When  he  returned  to  college,  after  his  stay  at  the 
Chateau  Dijon,  he  attended  almost  every  night 
during  the  performance  of  a  series  of  Shakespearean 
plays.  The  company  was  very  unequal.  It  con- 
tained a  few  bright  stars ;  the  bulk  were  unknown, 
and,  as  a  rule,  miserably  bad.  Stephen  was  greatly 
attracted  by  the  beauty  and  acting  of  one  young 
girl,  who  the  first  couple  of  nights  took  a  minor, 
unimportant  part,  and  then,  owing  to  the  illness  of 
a  leading  actress,  played  in  the  chief  characters. 

He  was  entranced  with  her  Ophelia.  The  acting 
he  thought  perfect,  and  her  singing  exquisite.  She 
had  a  fine,  clear,  well-trained  voice.  On  the  second 
occasion  on  which  Hamlet  was  played,  there  was  a 
crowded  house,  and  Stephen  witnessed  Miss  Gertrude 
Cavendish's  triumph.  He  was  amongst  the  last  to 
leave  the  theatre  ;  and,  hoping  to  get  a  nearer  glimpse 
of  her,  lingered  about  the  doors. 


THE   STARVING   ACTRESS.  77 

The  evening  was  wet  and  chilly,  and  by  the  time 
Miss  Cavendish  appeared,  closely  muffled,  there 
were  few  people  about.  She  was  alone,  and  Stephen 
saw  her  cast  a  frightened  look  at  an  old  man  who 
came  up  and  spoke  to  her,  catching  hold  of  her  arm 
roughly ;  she  shrank  from  him  in  evident  disgust, 
and  said :  "  You  know  I  have  no  money." 

He  leered  at  her  with  a  drunken,  insolent  face, 
saying,  "  My  dear  child,  you  must  have  some,  since 
you  took  the  grand  parts." 

"  Let  me  go,"  she  said,  struggling,  and  looking 
imploringly  at  Stephen.  "  I  gave  you  all  the  money 
I  had  yesterday." 

"  You  can  borrow,  no  doubt,"  he  answered  with  a 
sneer,  "  from  your  young  admirer  here ;  I  will  not 
loose  you  until  you  give  me  a  couple  of  shillings." 

The  girl  said  nothing  to  Stephen  ;  but  seeing  the 
helpless  look  on  her  face,  he  caught  the  old  man  and 
pushed  him  aside,  with  such  roughness  that  he  fell. 
The  girl  moved  rapidly  away,  and  the  old  man  got 
up  and  followed  ;  when  a  coal-porter,  whom  Stephen 
recognized  as  Jimmy  Cullen,  a  Kingscastle  man, 
came  up  and  said  :  "  Masther  Stephen,  I  will  hold 
him  ;  get  away  with  the  girl." 

The  young  woman  staggered,  and  would  have 
fallen,  had  not  Stephen  caught  her  and  helped  her 
into  a  covered  car  which  was  passing.  He  then  asked 
where  they  should  go  ;  she  murmured  the  name  of 
an  obscure  street  on  the  north  side  of  the  city.  The 
car  had  scarcely  started  when  Stephen  was  alarmed 
to  see  his  companion  turn  deadly  pale ;  and  before 
they  arrived  at  the  house  she  had  named  she  had 


78  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

fainted.  The  driver  knocked,  and  after  what  seemed 
to  Stephen  an  incredibly  long  time,  the  door  was 
opened  by  a  dirty  old  woman.  Stephen  carried  the 
girl  in,  brought  her  upstairs,  and  laid  her,  still  quite 
unconscious,  on  a  worn-looking  old  sofa. 

"  I  never  saw  her  like  this  before,"  said  the 
woman  ;  "  the  poor  thing  has  not  had  enough  to  eat. 
She  will  be  all  right  now  that  she  has  got  a 
handsome  young  fellow  to  care  for  her."  She  said 
this  with  a  diabolical  leer  and  wink  at  Stephen ; 
and,  seeing  the  frown  on  his  face,  continued  :  "  I  did 
not  think  she  was  inclined  that  way ;  you  are  her 
first  visitor ;  I  hope  you  have  plenty  of  swag." 

Stephen  was  about  to  make  an  angry  reply,  when 
Miss  Cavendish  opened  her  eyes,  and  her  first 
exclamation  was :  "  I  hope  father  was  not  hurt ;  I 
saw  him  fall."  Then  seeing  Stephen,  she  said,  with 
a  total  absence  of  all  theatrical  effect :  "  I  have  to 
thank  you,  sir,  for  your  kindness  ;  I  remember  you 
got  a  car  for  me.  I  did  not  know  you  came  with 
me"  ;  and,  then,  with  an  effort  at  a  smile,  "  please  do 
not  let  me  trouble  you  further." 

Stephen  came  forward,  and  asked  would  he  send 
for  a  doctor. 

"  Oh,  no,"  said  the  poor  girl,  "  I  have  no  money  to 
pay  him.  Did  you,  sir,  pay  the  carman  ?" 

Stephen  muttered  it  was  no  matter. 

"  It  is  though,"  said  she ;  "  if  I  have  little,  I  owe 
nothing." 

Scarcely  had  she  made  this  harmless  boast  when 
she  looked  as  if  she  were  about  to  faint  again. 

The   lodginghouse-keeper,  who   appeared  to  be  a 


THE   STARVING   ACTRESS.  79 

good-natured  old  body,  brought  her  some  tea,  which 
she  tried  to  swallow,  and  then  dozed  off. 

Stephen  gave  the  woman  money  to  buy  nourish- 
ment for  her,  and  left  the  house,  saying  he  would 
come  again  and  inquire. 

"  She  will  act  no  more,  I  am  thinking,  for  some 
time,"  said  the  woman. 

Stephen  called  the  next  day,  and  found  Miss 
Cavendish  in  a  high  fever.  He  at  once  sent  a  doctor, 
who  in  his  turn  got  a  nurse. 

Stephen  went  to  the  theatre,  and  reported  that 
Miss  Cavendish  was  too  ill  to  act.  To  his  indignation 
it  was  plain  the  official  did  not  believe  him,  and 
replied  :  "  I  thought  she  was  a  steady  girl ;  there  is  no 
being  up  to  them." 

"  What  do  you  mean  ?  "  said  Stephen  indignantly. 

"Just  what  I  say,  young  sir  ;  and  as  I  ask  you  no 
questions,  I  refuse  to  answer  yours." 

He  called  a  higher  official,  who  at  once,  in  conster- 
nation, jumped  on  an  outside  car  and  hurried  to  Miss 
Cavendish's  lodgings,  neither  of  the  men  taking  the 
slightest  further  notice  of  Stephen. 

Stephen  went  away  sorely  troubled.  He  was 
finding  how  hard  it  is  to  do  a  good  action  in  this 
world  without  being  misunderstood.  Still,  though 
he  was  reading  for  a  gold  medal  in  Ethics  (which, 
we  may  say  in  anticipation,  he  subsequently  got),  he 
did  not  complicate  his  thoughts  with  the  reflection 
whether  he  would  have  mixed  himself  up  in  the  poor 
desolate  young  actress's  affairs  if  she  had  not  been 
young,  beautiful,  and  winsome.  He  was  a  good 
fellow,  and  a  warm-hearted  Irishman  ;  he  could  not 


86  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

let  the  helpless  girl,  who  had  accidentally  crossed  his 
path,  perish  from  want  and  fever.  A  great  deal  of 
the  bloom,  however,  was  taken  off  the  peach,  and 
he  got  a  fearful  shock  when  he  saw  her  squalid 
surroundings — a  coarse  old  woman,  smelling  of 
whiskey,  her  landlady  ;  and  oh  !  worst  shock  of  all, 
an  abominable  drunken  old  sot,  whom  she  called 
"father"! 

Jimmy  Cullen,  the  coal-porter,  who  came  to 
Stephen's  assistance,  had  been  an  under-gardener  or 
helper  at  Kingscastle,  and  an  admirer  and  follower, 
some  years  before,  of  Daniel  O'Connell.  The  witty 
"Liberator"  called  the  Dublin  coal-porters  his 
"black  diamonds";  they  acted  as  his  bodyguard, 
and  Jimmy  Cullen  was  a  leading  man  amongst  them. 
He,  however,  also  owed  allegiance  to  the  house  of 
Corbet,  was  a  gossip  and  a  character  in  his  way,  and 
wrote  to  his  sister,  who  was  housemaid  at  Chateau 
Dijon,  a  letter  graphically  describing  the  part  he 
took  in  rescuing  Miss  Cavendish  from  the  clutches 
of  her  father  : — 

"  504  LUKE  STREET,  DUBLIN. 
"  DEAR  BIDDY, 

"  I  hope  these  few  lions  will  find  you  as  well  as 
they  leave  me  at  present,  glory  be  to  God  for  it.  We 
had  a  bit  of  a  sthrike  for  a  day  or  two,  and  we  bet  the 
masthers,  and  got  a  rise  of  two  shillin's  a  week,  and 
I  send  you  an  ordher  for  five  shillin's  for  the  ould 
mother.  Things  is  very  dull  since  the  Liberator's 
gone — the  end  of  us  all,  Biddy  ;  but  I  leave  these 
things  to  Father  O'Toole:  'tisn't  for  the  loikes  of 


THE   STARVING   ACTRESS.  8 1 

me  to  meddle  with  them.  Masther  Stephen  can  see 
other  pretty  girls  as  well  as  Miss  Angel,  though  she 
is  hard  to  bate.  Last  Friday  night,  after  bein'  in  the 
gallery  of  the  thayiter  with  Con  Ryan,  I  was  standin' 
outside,  thinkin'  I  might  earn  an  honest  sixpence  for 
callin'  a  car,  when  I  saw  Masther  Stephen  in  the 
peltin'  rain,  without  an  umbrel,  and  the  divil  a  bit  he 
knew  it  was  rainin',  so  I  watched  him  just  to  see 
what  was  up,  and  presently  Miss  Cavendish,  the 
great  gun,  came  out,  and  one  look  from  Masther 
Stephen's  face  showed  me  as  plain  as  a  pikestaff 
what  he  was  afther.  Before  he  could  spake  to  hen 
as  I  suppose  he  intinded  (why  else  was  he  there  ?), 
a  drunken  old  fiddler,  whom  I  seen  strummin'  away 
in  the  band,  or  makin'  believe  to  do  so,  came  quite 
familiar-loike  to  the  girl,  catched  hould  of  her,  and 
asked  her  bould-like  for  money.  I  pitied  the  purty 
crathur  when  she  tould  him  he  had  got  all  she  had, 
and  I  am  sure  sartain  it  was  too  thrue,  Biddy,  for 
you  would  niver  be  seen  at  Mass  at  Father  O'Toole's 
grand  chapel,  the  pride  of  the  country  and  of  his 
honest  ould  heart,  with  the  make-shift  of  the  ragged 
ould  cloak  she  had  on  her.  Masther  Stephen,  for  all 
the  world  like  Masther  George,  knocked  the  ould 
sinner  down,  and  I  caught  him  and  held  him  back 
when  he  got  up,  and  Masther  Stephen  and  his  daisy 
went  off  in  a  car  together.  Now,  what  will  Miss 
Angel  think  of  all  this  ?  On  last  summer  when  I  was 
at  home  I  saw  her  look  different  on  Masther  Stephen 
to  Masther  George  ;  and,  as  to  that  English  noble 
who  carried  her  missal  to  Mass  for  her,  and  who 
Father  O'Toole  put  up,  he  was  nowhere  with  the 

G 


82  AN  IRISH    UTOPIA. 

Wicklow  boys,  Protestants  though  they  bees.  I  found 
out  the  ould  man's  name  is  John  Banks,  and  father 
to  Masther  Stephen's  honeysuckle,  and  Masther 
Stephen  is  payin'  a  Merrion  Square  docthor  for  her, 
and  a  nurse  ;  and  the  world  is  small,  Biddy,  for  the 
nurse  is  Winny  O'Carroll,  from  Glenmalure.  I  hope 
poor  Masther  Stephen  won't  ruin  hisself.  I  am  glad, 
though,  he  shows  a  little  spice  of  the  divil  in  him  ;  if 
it  was  not  for  that,  he  would  be  too  good  to  live. 
Rite  me  just  a  word  how  the  mother  is,  and  whether 
the  pains  let  her  rest  at  night  at  all  at  all. 

"  Your  affectionate  brother, 

"JAMES  CULLEN." 

For  the  younger  generation  it  may  be  here 
mentioned  that  the  "  covered  car  "  in  which  Stephen 
brought  Miss  Cavendish  home  was  the  predecessor 
of  the  modern  cab  or  "  four-wheeler."  It  was  no 
wonder  poor  Gertrude  Cavendish  fainted  in  it  if  the 
windows  were  closed.  A  Dublin  humourist  of  the 
day  was  asked  what  he  thought  of  it :  "  Why,"  he 
said,  "  I  would  sooner  pay  a  man  for  kicking  me  than 
for  driving  me  in  it."  Still,  in  wet  weather,  it  was 
better  than  nothing. 


CHAPTER  XII. 
THE  CONSPIRATORS. 

GEORGE  CORBET  was  devotedly  attached  to  Angel 
Molloy.  His  love  for  her  was  perhaps  the  only 
elevated  feeling  in  his  nature,  When  a  young  man 
is  in  love  with  a  girl,  he  suspects  that  every  other 
man  is  also  in  love  with  her ;  he  cannot  understand 
how  it  could  be  otherwise,  and  he  is  morbidly  acute 
to  perceive  any  preference  the  object  of  his  affection 
may  have  for  another  suitor.  George  assumed  that 
his  brother  Stephen  was  in  love  with  Angelica. 
In  this  he  was  mistaken.  He  also  thought — and 
perhaps  he  was  not  far  astray — that  if  Angelica  was 
inclined  to  any  man,  it  was  to  Stephen.  If  George 
had  been  told  that  neither  Stephen  nor  Angelica  had 
ever  any  serious  thoughts  of  the  other,  he  would  have 
scoffed  at  it ;  yet  such  was  the  case. 

Angelica  had  returned  from  France  full  of  the 
idea  of  entering  a  convent.  At  the  earnest  request 
of  her  mother,  and  influenced  by  the  advice  of 
Father  O'Toole,  she  had  postponed  the  final  decision 
on  a  project  which  she  had  by  no  means  given  up, 
and  marriage  had  never  for  a  moment  entered  her 
thoughts.  She  only  wavered  between  a  religious  life 
and  her  duty  to  her  parents. 

George  was  always  plotting  from  his  boyhood  up, 


84  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

exacting  his  full  share,  and  wasting  a  double  portion 
of  all  the  good  things  of  this  world,  and,  at  the  same 
time,  marring  all  his  plots  by  an  irresistible  tendency 
to  reckless  dissipation.  He  gambled  at  cards  and 
on  race-courses,  owed  money  to  everyone  who 
would  lend  to  him,  and  showed  great  cunning 
and  versatility  in  extricating  himself  from  apparently 
hopeless  difficulties.  He  had  always  been  a  crack 
steeplechase  rider,  and  was  the  only  person  who  could 
get  the  soft  side  of  his  step-mother,  and  extract 
money  from  her.  The  Marchesa  really  preferred  him 
to  Stephen,  though,  of  course,  Stephen,  as  being  now 
the  elder  son,  was  the  better  match  of  the  two  for 
Angelica. 

George  got  leave  from  his  regiment,  and  contrived  to 
obtain  an  invitation  for  the  winter  shooting  at  Chateau 
Dijon.  He  soon  heard  the  reports  which  were  circu- 
lated as  to  poor  Stephen's  entanglement  with  an 
actress,  and  thought  it  his  duty  to  inform  the 
Marchesa.  She  took  the  information  very  coldly, 
but  was  not  surprised,  having  heard  it  before  from 
Biddy  Cullen.  He  then  impetuously  plunged  into 
the  subject  which  he  had  at  heart,  and  begged  her 
help  for  him  to  win  Angelica. 

"  And  if  you  won  her,  how  would  you  maintain 
her  ?  "  said  the  Marchesa. 

"  I  have  not  much  at  present.  My  father  is  elderly, 
and  a  failing  man ;  he  cannot  keep  me  out  of  the 
title  long,"  he  replied,  with  brutal  frankness,  and 
then  added  :  "  The  lands  go  with  the  title  ;  and  I  will 
have  the  Dartmoor  estates  also  through  my  mother." 
He  knew  he  had  a  worldly  woman  to  deal  with. 


THE   CONSPIRATORS.  85 

"  Stephen  is  the  elder,"  she  said  calmly. 
"  He  is  not,"  he  cried,  working  himself  up  into 
a  state  of  excitement.  "  I  am  the  elder  son. 
Stephen,  I  tell  you,  is  my  younger  brother."  He 
looked  keenly  at  the  Marchesa,  and  continued  :  "  If 
I  get  Angelica,  I  will  join  her  religion,  and  strengthen 
the  cause  she  has  at  heart."  He  paused  again,  and, 
the  Marchesa  not  helping  him,  continued  :  "  My  old 
nurse,  Nancy  Bradley,  says  I  was  born  first,  and 
that  she  can  prove  it." 

The  Marchesa  said  carelessly,  "  Who  would  believe 
her?" 

George  replied,  "  Who  is  to  contradict  her  ? " 
The  Marchesa  evidently   considered   deeply,  and 
said  :  "  There  is  some  truth  in  that.     Mrs.  Simpson, 
at  the  christening,  said  Stephen  was  the  elder ;  and 
on    her    word    he    was    christened    first.     Suppose, 
George,  you  did  win  Angel — who  is  more  obstinate 
than  you   think,  and   determined  at   present    on   a 
convent — could  you  be  trusted  with  her  ?  You  would 
first  spend  all  your  money,  and  then  break  your  neck 
in  a  steeplechase." 
"  I  love  Angel,"  he  said,  "  sincerely." 
"  I  am  sure  you  do,"  said  the  Marchesa  ;  "  but  she 
does  not  care  for  you." 

"  I  know  that,"  he  answered  savagely ;  "  she  loves 
Saint  Stephen,  who  is  now  studying  an  actress 
instead  of  reading  for  his  degree." 

"  I  do  not  think  she  loves  him,"  the  Marchesa  said ; 
"  she  just  prefers  him  to  you.' 

"  She  will  get  in  him  a  penniless  younger  son,  and 
an  actress's  leavings,"  he  retorted  viciously. 


86  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

"  Well,  well,"  said  the  Marchesa,  "  if  you  are  the 
elder,  you  must  prove  it.  What  do  you  mean  by  the 
Dartmoor  estates  ?  Suppose  you  were  the  elder, 
how  would  you  get  them  ?  " 

"  Because,"  he  replied  eagerly,  "  my  uncle  Dart- 
moor never  married  ;  and  though  the  title  goes  to  a 
distant  cousin,  the  estates  go  to  me  ;  and  since  the 
coal  has  been  found  on  them,  they  are  of  enormous 
value." 

"  I  heard  something  about  the  mines,"  said  the 
Marchesa  ;  "  I  thought  they  followed  the  title." 

"  You  were  wrong  there,"  replied  George. 

"We  shall  see,"  said  the  Marchesa,  moving  to 
terminate  the  interview ;  "  it  was  well  you  spoke  to 
me.  Be  cautious  about  Angelica ;  do  not  be  hasty 
with  her.  I  do  not  agree  with  you  that  Stephen  is 
thinking  of  her ;  and  if  she  hears  about  the  actress, 
she  will  lose  her  trust  in  him." 

The  conspirators  then  parted,  with  a  kind  of 
mutual  understanding,  neither  trusting  the  other. 


CHAPTER  XIII. 

ONE  OF  THE   GREAT   MEN   OF  TRINITY. 

THE  poor  actress  was  lying  helpless  at  her 
mean  lodgings,  dangerously  ill  of  a  low  fever. 
Stephen  had  called  in  Dr.  Greene,  whom  he  had 
known  from  childhood,  and  who  was  one  of  the 
foremost  of  the  many  celebrated  Dublin  physicians. 
He  soon  saw  that  the  danger  to  be  feared  was 
exhaustion,  arising  from  want  of  proper  nourishment, 
strain  due  to  anxiety  to  be  equal  to  the  parts  she  was 
suddenly  called  on  to  take,  and  financial  worries. 
The  good  doctor  was  a  kindly  old  man,  and  a 
shrewd  observer.  He  had  an  interview  with  the 
girl's  father,  and  saw  what  he  was ;  and  he  convinced 
himself  that  Stephen,  though  he  might  have  behaved 
rashly,  and  without  regard  to  appearances,  had  acted 
generously,  and  was  absolutely  clear  of  any  base 
intentions. 

Stephen  had  called  frequently,  had  seen  the  father, 
and  given  him  a  small  sum  of  money  ;  and  the  old 
fellow  had  left  Dublin  with  the  company. 

On  the  whole,  the  manager  had  behaved  well. 
He  would  have  nothing  to  do  with  Stephen,  whom 
he  suspected  of  evil  designs ;  but  he  entrusted  the  few 
shillings  of  her  earnings  owing  to  her,  which  were 


88  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

very  few,  to  Dr.  Greene,  to  expend  for  her,  adding 
£i  out  of  his  own  pocket. 

The  doctor  was  a  lover  of  the  theatre ;  he  had 
seen  Gertrude  acting  before  she  became  his  patient, 
and  he  appreciated  highly  her  remarkable  talents. 
The  manager,  whom  he  met  at  a  reception,  after  he 
had  begun  attending  her,  explained  to  him  that  Miss 
Cavendish  had  been  engaged  at  the  instance  of  her 
father,  who  was  in  the  orchestra,  about  a  year  before  ; 
that  she  possessed  a  fine  voice,  and  had  received  some 
amateur  training  as  an  actress,  and  was  displaying 
great  promise ;  still,  until  the  emergency  arose  from 
the  leading  actress  and  her  first  understudy  getting 
bad  colds,  Gertrude  Cavendish  received  only  small 
wages  for  very  unimportant  parts. 

"  Now,"  said  the  manager,  "  since  this  affair  with 
the  young  nobleman,  I  suppose  we  shall  hear  no 
more  of  her." 

"What  affair?"  said  the  Doctor;  "the  young 
man  did  nothing  but  protect  her." 

"  Protect  her  from  her  old  father!  tut,  tut,  Doctor," 
said  the  other  ;  "  you  do  not  know  these  people." 

The  doctor,  in  despair,  gave  up  defending  his 
young  friend,  and  asked  what  was  her  father. 

"  A  broken-down  old  roue\  who  knows  music  when 
he  is  sober.  He  was  once  an  officer  in  a  crack  regi- 
ment. That  is  all  I  '— QW  of  him.  He  is  his  own 
worst  enemy."  This  was  all  the  information  the 
Doctor  could  get. 

Meanwhile  Stephen,  unconscious  of  the  plots 
against  him  by  his  false  brother  and  the  equally 
unscrupulous  Marchesa,  was  now  confronted  with 


ONE  OF  THE  GREAT  MEN  OF  TRINITY.    89 

another  danger — want  of  money.  He  had  spent  all 
the  ready  cash  he  had  in  supplying  nourishment  and 
delicacies  for  Gertrude  Cavendish,  paying  the  old 
lodging-house-keeper,  bribing  her  father  to  go  away, 
and  tipping  the  overworked  servant  to  be  attentive. 
He  had  also  given  Doctor  Greene  a  fee  when  he  first 
went  to  him,  to  secure  his  attendance.  The  doctor 
expended  the  small  sum  the  manager  gave  him,  and 
far  more,  on  the  nurse  and  other  necessaries. 

Stephen  not  only  had  no  money,  but  he  had 
borrowed  from  a  College  friend.  He  was  in  debt  to 
his  grinder,  Mr.  Mulcahy,  for  several  terms,  and  also 
to  his  tailor.  Stephen  was  not  a  spendthrift ;  still,  he 
had  been  an  Eton  boy,  brought  up  with  luxurious 
aristocratic  tastes,  and  he  had  the  family  failing  of 
not  being  able  to  make  both  ends  meet.  He  was 
counting  now  on  getting  his  quarterly  allowance 
from  his  kind  uncle,  the  Bishop,  and  was  glad  to  see 
his  welcome  handwriting  on  an  envelope.  When 
he  read  the  letter,  however,  his  joy  turned  into 
consternation. 

The  letter  was  as  follows  : — 

"THE  PALACE,  BALLINASLOE. 
"  MY  DEAR  BOY, 

"  It  was  a  great  shock  to  me  to  hear  that  you,  the 
steady  one  of  the  family,  were  actually  living  with  a 
young  actress,  and  maintaining  her  out  of  the  money 
I  gave  you  for  your  education.  Of  course,  I  do  not 
condemn  you  unheard,  and  the  very  news  that  you 
are  in  danger  socially  and  morally,  instead  of  induc- 
ing me  to  cast  you  off,  makes  it  the  more  my  wish 


90  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

and  my  sacred  duty  to  save  you,  if  I  can.  I  am 
growing  an  old  man.  You  were  my  pride  and  interest 
in  this  life.  I  felt  that  you  belonged  to  me  more 
than  any  other  human  being.  It  makes  me  almost 
regard  it  as  a  visitation  on  me  for  being  hard  on 
poor  reckless  George,  and  now  am  I  to  regard  you 
as  worse,  being  not  only  bad,  but  a  hypocrite  ?  My 
news  has  not  come  from  College  or  from  anyone  in 
Dublin.  The  only  thing  that  makes  me  hope  there 
may  be  some  explanation  is  that  I  had  a  letter  from 
my  old  friend,  your  tutor,  who  expects  you  to  get 
two  gold  medals — one  in  science  and  one  in  ethics. 
He  says  also  you  can  speak  well,  and  if  you  enter 
the  Church  will  be  an  eloquent  preacher.  Are  all 
these  hopes  shattered  ?  My  prayer  and  trust  is  that 
God  may  direct  you  in  the  right  way.  Your  ever, 
no  matter  what  comes,  affectionate  uncle, 

"FiTZRov  BALLINASLOE. 

"  P.S. — I  do  not  enclose  a  remittance  until  I  get 
your  explanation.  Oh,  that  you  may  have  one !" 

"  What  shall  I  do  ?"  exclaimed  poor  Stephen.  To 
go  to  his  tutor  was  out  of  the  question  ;  and  in  his 
despair  he  thought  of  a  young  man,  not  many  years 
older  than  himself,  who  had  taken  kindly  notice  of 
him  on  account  of  the  taste  he  had  shown  for  experi- 
mental science.  He  accordingly  made  his  way  into  a 
laboratory  where  he  thought  he  was  sure  to  find  the 
friend  he  was  in  search  of,  and  he  was  successful  in 
his  quest. 

Joseph  Greatbrain  had  recently  got  his  Fellowship 


ONE  OF  THE  GREAT  MEN  OF  TRINITY.    9 1 

on  first  trial,  on  brilliant  answering,  and  was  now, 
wirtThis  coat  off  and  shirt-sleeves  rolled  up,  working 
away,  experimenting  in  subjects  then,  for  the  first 
time,  coming  into  prominence,  and  to  which  he  gave 
the  chief  impetus.  He  was  a  big  man  with  a  big 
intellect,  and,  what  was  still  more  to  the  purpose  for 
his  visitor,  a  big,  sympathetic  heart.  He  looked  a 
splendid  specimen  of  his  race,  with  a  strong,  kindly, 
intensely  Irish  face  which  could  beam  on  you,  if  he 
approved,  and  could  be  stern  enough  if  he  thought 
you  undeserving.  Trinity  College,  Dublin,  got  such 
men  by  open  competitive  examination,  free  from  all 
favouritism.  May  she  never  admit  any  nomination 
system  ! 

"  I  wish  to  speak  to  you  for  a  moment,  sir,"  said 
Stephen. 

"  What  do  you  want  now,  Corbet  ? "  said  Mr. 
Greatbrain  impatiently,  recognizing  the  voice  and 
not  looking  round.  "  I  am  very  busy,  unless  you 
have  come  to  lend  me  a  hand,  which  you  are  well 
able  to  do " ;  then  he  added  suddenly,  seeing 
Stephen's  sad  face,  "  What  is  the  matter,  my  boy  ?" 

"  The  matter,  Mr.  Greatbrain,  is,"  said  the  poor 
young  man,  "  I  am  ruined,  and  I  must  leave  College." 

On  hearing  this,  honest  Joe  Greatbrain  flung 
away  all  his  experiments,  and,  facing  Stephen,  said  : 
"  Tell  me  all  about  it ;  I  will  help  you  if  I  can." 

These  few  kindly  words  let  loose  Stephen's  pent- 
up  woes,  and  he  told  the  whole  story,  omitting 
nothing. 

Mr.  Greatbrain  listened  attentively,  occasionally 
asking  a  question  ;  and,  on  being  shown  the  Bishop's 


92  AN   IRISH  UTOPIA. 

letter,  inquired  :  "  Have  you  any  enemy  at  home  in 
Wicklow  ?  " 

Stephen  replied  readily,  "  I  am  sure  I  have  none." 
At  the  end,  Greatbrain  said  cheerily,  "  I  do  not 
think  things  are  as  bad  as  you  fear,  and  all  will  end 
well ;  still  I  am  a  Fellow,  and  must  not  run  away 
with  the  case.  I  have  (you  must  not  be  offended  at 
my  saying  it)  only  heard  one  side.  I  will  see 
Dr.  Greene.  Come  to  my  rooms  to-morrow  early. 
Meanwhile  do  not  neglect  your  work  ;  you  have  a 
couple  of  hard  men  to  beat,  and  I  want  you  to 
do  it." 

The  next  morning  Mr.  Greatbrain  told  Stephen  : 
"  I  have  seen  the  doctor,  and  made  other  inquiries, 
and,  instead  of  thinking  the  less  of  you,  Corbet,  I 
think  the  more  of  you.  I  thought  you  a  bit  of  a 
prig,  and  that  touch  of  chivalry  in  you,  if  not  let  go 
too  far,  will  do  you  good.  Mind,  do  not  fall  in  love 
with  the  poor  girl ;  you  would  live  to  regret  it.  I  do 
not  know  your  uncle.  The  doctor  does  ;  and  he  will 
write  and  tell  him  you  did  nothing  wrong  or  that  he 
would  disapprove  of.  Still,  I  think  it  is  better  for 
you  not  to  ask  him  for  more  money  than  your 
allowance ;  by  a  little  saving  you  can  get  out  of  debt. 
I  will  lend  you  enough  to  pay  your  debts.  As  to 
dear  old  Mul,  he  would  not  press  you  ;  still,  he  has 
the  hardest  life  in  the  world — that  of  a  grinder — and 
only  he  did  not  want  to  forsake  the  religion  of  his 
fathers,  could  now  be  a  Fellow  and  Professor  of 
Mathematics,  so  I  have  included  him  in  the  cheque. 
The  only  question  of  conscience  I  had  about  it  was, 
if  it  is  right  so  far  to  keep  your  money  affairs  from 


ONE   OF  THE  GREAT  MEN  OF  TRINITY.         93 

your  uncle ;  he  does  not  ask  you  about  them,  and  you 
will  not  deceive  him  on  the  point.  The  fact  of  my 
lending- |o  you  will  be  hereafter  the  best  proof  that  I 
believe  in  you ;  and  you  can  tell  him  of  that  also 
when  you7  meet.  Tell  him  now  everything  in  your 
letter,  all  you  paid  to  help  the  girl,  and  everything, 
except  merely  my  temporary  loan  to  you." 

Stephen  was  greatly  moved  by  the  kindly,  delicate 
way  in  which  the  noble-hearted  man  stood  by  him  ; 
he  murmured  a  few  words  of  thanks,  wrung  his  hand, 
and  went  away  feeling  that  he  must  have  appeared 
ungrateful. 

About  a  week  afterwards  the  Marchesa  received 
the  following  letter  :  — 

"THE  PALACE,  BALLINASLOE. 
"  DEAR  MARCHESA, 

"  Your  letter  relative  to  Stephen  grieved  me  much. 
I  wrote  to  him  at  once,  and  in  reply  got  not  only  a 
letter  from  him,  but  also  one  from  a  dear  old  friend 
who  knew  all  the  circumstances  of  the  case,  and  I  am 
perfectly  satisfied  not  only  that  Stephen  did  nothing 
wrong,  but  that  he  acted  exactly  as  I  would  have 
wished.  Kind  regards  to  the  Count,  and  my  love  to 
Angel.  Yours,  &c., 

"  FITZROY  BALLINASLOE." 

At  the  same  time  he  wrote  to  Stephen,  enclosing 
him  a  cheque  for  something  more  than  his  allowance, 
stating  he  must  have  been  out  of  pocket,  that  he 
was  more  than  satisfied  with  him,  and  would  see  him 
soon. 


94  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

Stephen  went  out  at  once  and  discharged  his  debt 
to  Mr.  Greatbrain,  thanking  him  from  the  fulness  of 
his  heart. 

"  All  I  ask  of  you  now,  Corbet,"  said  his  friend, 
with  a  twinkle  in  his  eye,  "  is  to  come  out  first  gold 
in  science."  And  he  succeeded  in  doing  so. 


CHAPTER  XIV. 

A  LEADING  DUBLIN  DOCTOR. 

GERTRUDE  CAVENDISH  got  rapidly  well.  She  had 
a  splendid  constitution,  but  she  was  run  down 
from  the  want  of  proper  food.  Worry  of  mind  was 
the  chief  drawback.  In  her  illness  she  raved  about 
having  no  money  ;  and  when  she  got  well,  the  good 
old  doctor  thought  it  best  to  tell  her  the  truth  about 
Stephen's  kindness. 

"  It  is  necessary,"  she  said,  "  that  I  should  get  well 
and  repay  him,  and  you  your  fees  also;  the  kindness 
I  have  received  I  never  can,  I  never  want  to,  repay ; 
it  will  be  a  pleasant  memory  always ;  but  I  cannot 
bear  to  owe  money." 

The  doctor  did  not  intend  to  take  any  fees  ;  still 
he  was  too  much  of  a  gentleman  to  hurt  her  feelings 
by  saying  so.  As  to  Stephen,  he  sympathized  with 
her  scruples  about  continuing  to  be  indebted  to  him. 

Stephen  called  and  saw  her.  There  was  some  con- 
straint and  awkwardness  on  both  sides.  Gertrude 
could  scarcely  keep  from  crying,  being  very  weak,  and 
feeling  overwhelmed  by  the  recollection  of  all  that 
Stephen  had  done  for  her.  .  She,  however,  managed 
to  thank  him  delicately  for  all  his  kindness,  adding : 
"  I  shall  want  to  know,  Lord  Kingscastle,  how  much 


96  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

you  have  laid  out  for  me.  I  intend  to  pay  it  some 
day,  but  cannot  hope  to  do  so  for  some  time." 

He  called  again  and  left  flowers. 

The  doctor  now  saw  that  change  of  air  was  neces- 
sary, and  sent  his  wife  to  call  and  invite  her  to  his 
country  house.  Gertrude  went :  what  else  could 
she  do?  It  was  quite  evident  to  the  discerning 
doctor,  who  had  daughters,  that  her  earlier  surround- 
ings had  been  very  different  from  her  life  as  an 
actress,  and  that  he  was  not  introducing  foolishly  a 
dangerous  element  into  his  household.  The  invita- 
tion to  her  was  the  best  practical  proof  of  his  high 
opinion  of  her.  She  timidly  gave  him  a  short  sketch 
of  her  life. 

She  had  lived  near  a  country  town  in  England  with 
an  aunt,  Miss  Banks,  her  own  real  name  being  Gertrude 
Banks,  not  Cavendish.  She  had  been  brought  up 
with  everything  she  could  wish  to  have,  and  had  been 
educated  in  the  best  schools  in  England  and  on  the 
Continent.  Her  father  visited  her  occasionally.  Her 
aunt,  just  a  year  before,  had  died  suddenly,  and  she 
was  left  absolutely  penniless.  She  lost  her  mother 
when  she  was  born,  and  the  only  remembrances  she 
had  of  her  were  a  watch  and  chain  and  a  likeness 
in  a  brooch,  which  she  showed  the  doctor.  The 
portrait  was  evidently  done  by  a  skilled  artist,  and 
was  exquisitely  finished.  Nothing  could  induce  her 
to  part  with  these,  she  said,  if  she  could  only  pay 
her  debts  by  any  hard  work.  Her  father,  when  she 
first  remembered  him,  was  evidently  very  different 
from  the  drunken  old  s6t  the  doctor  and  Stephen 
found  him.  Having  spent  all  his  property,  he  had 


A   LEADING   DUBLIN   DOCTOR.  97 

been  playing  in  orchestras  for  some  years,  and  had 
introduced  her,  as  has  been  before  stated,  into  the 
theatrical  company. 

Stephen  saw  her  frequently  when  she  was  at  the 
doctor's  house.  Now,  my  young  lady  readers,  if  I 
have  any,  may  here  expect  a  detailed  account  of  the 
courtship  between  these  young  people  so  peculiarly 
introduced  to  each  other.  The  present  is  a  telephone, 
electric  age,  and  courtship  takes  up  much  less  time 
than  formerly.  "  Had  I  but  world  enough  and  time, 
this  coyness,  lady,  were  no  crime,"  applies  to  it,  and 
to  everything  else,  and  novelists  have  to  follow  the 
age.  The  friendship,  love,  and  engagement  are 
"  short,  sharp,  and  decisive  ";  and  the  heroine  discards 
her  lover  for  another  as  easily  as  she  changes  her 
golfing  costume  for  a  court-train.  It  was  not  so  in 
the  days  of  Sir  Walter  Scott  or  Jane  Austen.  Die 
Vernon — one  of  the  most  human  and  at  the  same 
time  one  of  the  most  picturesque  of  Sir  Walter's 
heroines — had  more  coyness  than  is  found  in  the 
modern  novel. 

But  I  must  confess  to  my  gentle  readers  that  in 
the  case  of  Gertrude  and  Stephen  there  was  no  love- 
making  at  all,  either  slow  or  rapid.  They  became 
warm  friends.  Her  shyness  and  painful  conscious- 
ness of  benefits  for  which  she  could  never  recompense 
him  gradually  wore  off;  and  a  feeling  of  trustfulness, 
deep  gratitude,  and  admiration  imperceptibly  took 
their  place  in  Gertrude's  mind,  and  was  reflected 
in  her  manner.  Stephen  intuitively  perceived  the 
subtle  change,  and  then  naturally  the  sense  of 
guardianship  of  a  beautiful,  interesting,  talented, 

H 


98  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

young  girl,  with  a  sad,  chequered  history  became 
very  pleasant.  No  love  passages  (I  must  tell  facts, 
and  not  romance)  took  place  ;  and  they  were  rarely 
alone  together.  "  A  pity  beyond  all  telling  is  hid  in 
the  heart  of  love,"  writes  Mr.  Yeats  ;  and  these  few 
words  describe  more  truly  and  searchingly  than 
could  a  volume  of  prose  the  tender  feeling  gradually 
arising  between  Stephen  and  Gertrude.  Stephen 
began  by  admiring  and  then  pitying  his  lovely 
charge  ;  soon  a  warmer  feeling  replaced  pity.  As  to 
Gertrude,  her  heart  went  out  to  her  young  hero 
and  champion.  How  could  it  all  have  been  other- 
wise ?  But  their  feelings  were  too  deep  down  to  be 
yet  probed  by  them. 

Gertrude  was  very  independent,  and  was  most 
unwilling  to  impose  herself  for  long  on  the  bounty 
of  her  kind  friends.  The  doctor  suggested  a  concert ; 
and  in  concert-loving  Dublin,  ever  ready  to  assist 
musical  talent,  a  successful  one  was  arranged  and 
carried  out.  The  hall  was  so  full  that  the  perform- 
ance had  to  be  repeated  ;  and  Gertrude  found  herself 
in  possession  of  a  sufficient  sum  of  money  to  discharge 
her  debt  to  Stephen,  to  pay  the  doctor  his  fees,  and 
have  some  balance  left. 

Stephen  knew  it  would  pain  her  if  he  did  not  take 
the  money  due  to  him,  and  he  therefore  took  it ;  the 
old  doctor  thought  his  fees  ought  to  be  regarded 
differently. 

"  My  dear,"  said  he,  laughing,  "  it  is  only  too 
provoking  that  I  am  not  now  beginning  the  world, 
for  the  reputation  I  have  made  by  recalling  you  to 
life,  would  make  my  fortune.  No,  I  cannot  take  any 


A  LEADING  DUBLIN   DOCTOR.  99 

fees.  I  would  as  soon  think  of  taking  them  from  my 
own  daughter." 

She  did  not  press  him  further. 

Through  the  connexion  she  had  formed  in  Dublin, 
she  got  a  situation  as  companion  to  a  titled  lady  in 
London,  with  liberty  to  sing  at  public  concerts. 

There  was  no  sensational  leave-taking  between  her 
and  Stephen.  The  words  which  passed  between 
them  were  very  commonplace.  He  said  good-bye, 
and  hoped  she  would  have  a  smooth  passage.  There 
may  have  been  (Gertrude  was  not  sure)  a  tremor  in 
his  voice  which  meant  more  than  he  said.  She 
answered  quietly,  "  Lord  Kingscastle,  I  never  can 
forget  your  kindness.  You  will,  of  course,  hear  of 
me  from  our  friend  the  doctor." 

In  those  days  of  "prunes  and  prisms"  no  letter- 
writing  was  permitted  between  young  men  and 
women  unless  they  were  actually  engaged. 

It  is  scarcely  fair  to  pry  too  much  into  a  young 
maid's  secrets ;  still,  we  will  confess,  our  brave- 
hearted  Gertrude  cried  herself  to  sleep  that  night. 
This  little  weakness  must  be  forgiven  to  the  lonely, 
stray  waif  who  was  entering  again  into  the  cold, 
hard  world,  and  leaving  the  cosy,  warm  corner  she 
had  found  in  it. 


CHAPTER  XV. 

FATHER    O'TOOLE'S    SERMON. 

GLENDALOUGH,  "  the  Valley  of  the  Two  Lakes,"  has 
a  beauty  and  grandeur  of  its  own  which  preclude 
comparison  with  Killarney,  or  any  of  the  English  or 
Scotch  lakes,  or  those  of  the  Continent.  Its  Round 
Tower  and  churches  add  a  weird,  mysterious,  and 
mystical  aspect  to  the  naturally  sombre  scenery,  and 
are  thoroughly  in  accord  with  the  gloomy  waters 
enclosed  by  precipitous  mountains.  It  is  impossible 
to  separate  the  merely  scenic  surroundings  from  the 
antiquarian  remains  of  this  ancient  city  of  refuge. 

On  the  3rd  day  of  June,  in  the  summer  following 
the  events  recorded  in  our  last  chapter,  there  was 
assembled,  close  to  the  Round  Tower,  a  number  of 
well-dressed  people  gathered  from  the  neighbour- 
hood, and  watched,  at  a  respectful  distance,  by  the 
peasantry. 

The  Wicklow  girls  were  then,  as  now,  justly 
celebrated  for  their  bright  eyes,  clear  complexions, 
and  quick  wits,  which  may  be  attributed  to  the  sharp, 
healthy,  balmy  air  of  their  heathery  mountains.  But 
if  they  do  not  change  in  themselves,  their  dresses 
change,  and  it  would  have  required  the  pen  of  at 
"  Madge  "  of  Truth,  or  a  "  Candid  Jane "  of  Irish 
Society,  of  that  far  distant  period  to  describe  their 
costumes.  We  need  only  say  that  they  were  attired 


FATHER   O'TOOLE'S   SERMON.  IOI 

tastefully  in  the  fashions  of  that  bygone  age.  The 
party  included  many  of  our  old  acquaintances, 
notably  Father  O'Toole,  of  whom  more  anon.  Count 
Dijon  was  there,  remarkable  for  his  out-of-date  coat 
with  gilt  buttons  and  nankeen  trousers,  then  still 
retained  by  some  old-fashioned  gentlemen.  The 
Marchesa,  in  striking  contrast  to  the  rest  of  the 
party,  was  dressed  in  black,  according  to  the  Spanish 
fashion,  and  wore  a  mantilla,  which  she  usually  did  in 
summer,  to  the  wonder  and  admiration  of  the 
country-folk.  Her  face,  dark  and  handsome  as  it 
was,  with  well-cut  features,  was  marred  by  a  sinister 
expression  which  never  permitted  a  smile.  Angelica, 
on  the  other  hand,  had  a  saint-like  look,  which 
suggested  to  Father  O'Toole  an  angel  who  had 
come  down  from  heaven  to  bless  the  holy  ground. 
George  Corbet  was  there,  hovering  about  Angelica. 
Stephen  was  in  Dublin. 

Father  O'Toole  was  the  promoter  of  this  gathering. 
He  had  chosen  the  3rd  day  of  June  for  it,  as  it  was 
the  anniversary  of  the  death  of  St.  Kevin,  the 
patron- saint  of  the  place,  who  died  there  in  the 
year  618  of  the  Christian  era. 

Father  O'Toole  looked  a  striking  figure  and 
characteristic  of  his  surroundings.  On  great  occasions 
like  the  present  he  discarded  the  ugly  and  eminently 
unromantic  steeple  crown  and  modern  coat,  worn 
by  the  clergy  of  all  denominations  in  Ireland,  for  the 
picturesque  hat,  flowing  robes,  and  white  bands  of 
his  continental  brethren.  It  became  manifest  as  he 
reverently  uncovered  his  head  that  his  hair,  which 
was  black  when  we  first  met  him,  had  now  become 


IO2  AN    IRISH    UTOPIA. 

snowy-white,  worn  long,  and  still  abundant.  His 
tall  figure  was  quite  erect  and  still  almost  youthful- 
looking.  His  eyes  were  undimmed  and  sparkled 
with  enthusiasm  as  he  delivered  his  discourse  to  an 
audience  of  whom  the  greater  part  were  Protestants, 
on  his  favourite  subject— -the  influence  of  his  beloved 
valley  on  the  Christian  world.  He  did  not  in  any 
wise  minimize  his  own  religious  belief,  or,  in  a 
vain  attempt  at  conciliating  others,  compromise  the 
Church  of  which  he  was  a  priest ;  still,  he  dealt 
mainly  with  those  aspects  of  the  common  faith 
which  concerned  and  interested  his  entire  audience. 
It  would  be  impossible  for  us  to  give  his  address  at 
length  ;  and,  even  if  it  were  so,  the  magnetic  influence 
of  the  great  personality  and  sonorous,  sweet  voice  of 
the  speaker  would  be  missed.  We  content  ourselves 
with  a  brief  summary,  a  mere  echo  of  his  words  : — 

"  My  dear  friends,  all  the  human  races  acknowledge 
a  Supreme  Being,  the  Architect  of  the  Universe  and 
of  all  living  things  therein.  This  was  the  primitive 
faith,  unalloyed  by  any  worship  of  any  grosser  kind — 
just  pure  monotheism.  The  erection  of  temples 
unadorned  by  images  was  the  first  tribute  to  this 
universal,  spiritual  Divine  Being.  These  temples 
were  erected  in  India  and  Persia,  and  their  full  history 
may  yet  be  discovered  amongst  the  dust-heaps  of 
bygone  Eastern  cities.  Ireland  got  its  builders 
from  Persia,  and  probably  was  largely  colonized  by 
that  once  leading  eastern  nation.  A  Persian  origin 
can  still  be  traced  in  its  name  Irin,  or  Eriu,  or  Erin, 
or  '  Sacred  Island'  which  corresponds  to  Iran,  or 
'  Sacred  Land]  the  ancient  name  of  Persia.  One 


FATHER   O'TOOLE'S   SERMON.  103 

of  these  builders  was  known  and  is  still  reverently 
remembered    among   us   in    Ireland  as   the  Gobhan 
Saer.    He  erected  our  older  Round  Towers  ;  others 
were,  from  time  to  time,  built  in  imitation  of  them. 
This  famous  master-builder  had  designed  them   in 
honour   of  the    unseen,    all-powerful,    all-pervading 
Architect  of  the  Universe  ;  and  such  was  this  great 
builder's   lasting   reputation    that  other    succeeding 
master-builders  have  been  frequently  called   by  his 
name,    arid    have    thus    been    mistaken    for    him. 
These   towers    and  the    Persian    and    other   Asiatic 
temples,   their    prototypes,    were    the    predecessors 
of    Solomon's    famous    temple,    the     wonder     and 
admiration  of  the  halcyon  days  of  that   wondrous 
race,  the  Israelites,  who  were  the  descendants  of  the 
great  Arab  Sheik,  Abraham.    Jachin  and  Booz,  or 
Boaz,   the   pillars   of   this   marvellous   shrine,    were 
certainly  erected  with  the  same  object,  although  they 
did  not  resemble  in  actual  structure  the  round  towers. 
These  pillars  and  our  round  towers  were  erected  in 
honour  of  and   not   to   contain   God.     To    contain 
God   in  a  temple  made   with  hands   is  impossible. 
The  wise  Solomon  knew  that  well,  and  declared  it. 
God  was   and   is   unseen,  a  Spirit,  not   a  creature, 
but,  on  the   contrary,  a   Creator.    He   was   and   is 
omnipresent   from  everlasting   to   everlasting.     Our 
own  spacious  Christian   cathedrals  were  never  built 
with  any  vain,  wicked  idea,  that  they,  by  their  mere 
size,  could  contain  our  God,  though  many  of  them 
are  much   larger  than  the  eastern  sanctuary  which 
was   erected    by   Solomon   as    a   special   tribute   of 
gratitude  and  reverence  to  the  Jehovah  of  his  nation. 


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AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 


"  Mankind,  alas  !  is  finite  and  narrow,  and  yearned 
after  what  could  be  seen  and  handled.  The  proto- 
martyr,  Stephen,  showed  how  the  human  race 
gradually  degenerated  into  idolatry,  and  how  they 
worshipped  the  work  of  their  own  hands,  placing 
their  dumb  idols  in  their  holy  places,  and  gave 
themselves  up  to  worshipping  the  host  of  heaven, 
the  celestial  fire,  the  sun,  moon,  and  stars.  People 
adored  what  was  created,  and  forsook  the  worship 
of  the  great  Creator  Himself.  That  Creator  is 
all-merciful,  and  He  sent  His  only  Son  to  save  the 
world ;  and  so  God,  in  His  mysterious  Providence, 
by  the  preaching  of  our  Blessed  Lord  and  His 
Apostles  and  by  a  process  of  development,  is  surely 
bringing  mankind  through  a  long  ordeal  of  probation 
to  worship  the  Triune  God,  as  manifested  to  us. 
St.  Paul  told  his  fellow-countrymen  that  their  Mosaic 
law  was  their  '  pedagogue  '  to  bring  them  to  Christ. 
That  wonderful  code  was  a  great  advancement  on 
the  practices,  often  degrading  and  revolting,  of  the 
old  pagan  religions,  and  prepared,  not  only  the 
Israelites,  but  the  whole  world,  for  the  pure,  elevating 
religion  of  Christ.  St.  Stephen  did  not  mean  to 
condemn  erecting  temples  for  the  worship  of  God. 
He  only  denounced  substituting  the  worship  of  the 
building  itself,  or  the  material  things  comprised  in 
it,  for  the  Creator  in  whose  honour  the  temples  had 
been  constructed. 

"God  Himself,  not  man,  was  the  designer  of 
Solomon's  glorious  temple ;  and  though  we  cannot 
hope  to  raise  any  future  sacred  edifice  equal  to  it,  it 
is  our  duty  to  worship  God  in  buildings  which  show 


FATHER  O'TOOLE'S  SERMON.  105 

our  respect  for  the  Deity  in  whose  honour  and  for 
whose  service  they  are  erected.  It  is  a  pleasure  in 
approaching  a  city,  or  even  a  small  village,  to  see 
the  temple  of  God  towering  above  all  the  abodes  of 
the  people.  It  shows  that  God's  presence  amongst 
us  and  the  honour  due  to  Him  are  not  forgotten. 

"  Ireland,  owing  to  the  fact  of  its  being  so  far 
removed  from  the  influence  of  the  mighty  Roman 
Empire,  happily  escaped  the  worse  consequences 
of  the  overthrow  of  that  great  power.  Our  Irish 
bishops  and  priests,  during  those  dark  Middle  Ages, 
kept  the  lamp  of  Christianity  lighting  in  our  midst 
whilst  it  had  become  well-nigh  extinguished  on 
the  Continent.  They  did  more ;  they  either  went 
themselves,  or  sent  missionaries  over  Europe,  and 
won  back  souls  to  the  true  faith.  Yet  it  must  be 
remembered  that  although  Ireland  in  the  Middle 
Ages  was  a  Christian  country,  it  had  not  always  been 
so.  St.  Patrick  and  his  fellow-workers  found  our 
island 'wholly  given  to  idolatry.'  They  evangelized 
the  inhabitants,  and  they  induced  them  to  turn  their 
heathen  temples  into  Christian  churches. 

"  Our  own  patron,  St.  Kevin — the  anniversary  of 
whose  translation  to  a  better  world  and  a  better  life 
than  is  here  provided  for  us  we  are  now  celebrating — 
came  to  this  valley  as  a  barefooted  friar  more  than 
thirteen  hundred  long  years  ago,  and  lived  in  a  cave 
of  this  Upper  Lake,  in  want  and  misery,  preaching  to 
and  humanizing  wild  and  neglected  heathens.  I  can 
fancy  our  Saint  standing  by  this  venerable  tower, 
which  had  been  originally  erected  in  honour  of  the 
great  Creator  of  the  universe,  and  using  it  as  the 


106  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

means  of  bringing  his  hearers  by  his  saintly  character 
and  burning  words  to  the  worship  of  the  Redeemer  of 
the  human  race ;  just  as  St.  Paul,  centuries  before,  had 
preached  to  the  Athenians  the  same  Saviour,  taking, 
as  it  were,  for  his  text,  an  altar  he  had  passed,  on  his 
way  to  Mars'  Hill,  which  had  the  words  written  on 
it,  *  To  the  Unknown  God.'  St.  Kevin  possessed 
true  Christian  charity,  which  is  the  perfection  of 
human  wisdom  ;  he  gently  guided  and  never  goaded 
his  flock  ;  he  did  not  trample  on  the  old  associations 
of  his  ignorant  hearers  by  calling  on  them  to  pull 
down  their  stately  landmark,  or  to  destroy  the 
pagan  buildings  which,  in  the  course  of  ages,  had 
accumulated  around  its  base.  He  persuaded  them 
to  dedicate  their  mysterious  tower  to  Jesus  Christ; 
and  in  their  sacred  buildings  to  honour  Him  as  their 
Saviour. 

"  St.  Kevin  prevailed  on  MacUThuill,  the  king  of 
the  country,  whom  he  had  baptized,  to  assist  him  in 
his  holy  mission.  In  all  humility,  I  must  compare 
myself  to  St.  Paul,  not,  however,  in  his  strength,  but 
in  his  weakness ;  he  confessed  that  he  spoke  foolishly 
when  he  boasted  about  himself.  I  must  now  speak 
foolishly  too;  and  declare  openly  that  I  am  proud 
of  my  descent  from  that  great  king  who  assisted 
and  protected  St.  Kevin  in  establishing  this  holy  city 
of  Glendalough. 

"  Time  will  not  now  allow  me  to  give  the  history 
of  all  our  antiquities;  we  must  visit  them  in  detail, 
and  with  our  living  eyes  learn  the  sermons  in  stones 
which  they  still  so  eloquently  preach.  The  principal 
churches  form  the  mystic  number  of  seven  :  first, 


FATHER   O'TOOLE'S   SERMON.  IO/ 

Teampul-na-Skellig, '  the  Church  of  the  Rock,'  near 
the  cave  called  St.  Kevin's  Bed,  where  our  Saint  lived 
as  a  hermit ;  second,  Refert,  the  sepulchre  of  the 
kings,  in  which  the  MacUThuils  were  buried  ;  third, 
just  outside  the  enclosure  in  which  we  are  assembled, 
the  Church  of  our  Blessed  Lady,  in  which  our  Saint 
was  interred ;  fourth,  within  this  cashel,  and  close  to 
the  tower,  the  Domhnach-mor,  the  Great  Cathedral  ; 
fifth,  in  the  centre  of  our  ancient  city,  St.  Kevin's 
House,  often  humbly  called  his  kitchen,  where  our 
Saint  lived  when  he  removed  from  his  cave  on  the 
Upper  Lake,  and  where,  forming  part  of  his  house, 
he  had  his  private  chapel.  Here  also  can  be  seen  a 
miniature  Round  Tower,  springing  from  the  roof  of 
the  building;  sixth,  at  some  distance  from  where  we 
stand,  you  will  find  Trinity  Church,  formerly  called 
St.  Mocharog's  Temple,  and  which  has  attached  to 
it  the  remains  of  another  small  Round  Tower;  and 
on  the  far  side  of  the  Glendassan  River,  and 
at  a  distance  of  a  mile  from  here,  you  will  reach  the 
Church  of  the  Monastery,  or,  as  it  is  sometimes  called, 
the  Priory  of  St.  Saviour's,  the  last  and  probably  the 
most  interesting  of  all  the  seven  churches.  Some  of 
these  buildings  had,  undoubtedly,  been  pagan  shrines, 
and  contained  heathen  idols;  and  were  afterwards, 
by  the  mercy  of  the  Almighty,  and  through  the 
instrumentality  of  our  dear  Saint,  devoted  to  the 
service  of  the  true  God.  It  is  difficult,  nay,  well-nigh 
impossible,  for  us  now  to  determine  the  exact  portions 
of  these  sacred  ruins  which  were  originally  used  for 
pagan  purposes ;  but  I  am  convinced  that  long 
before  the  Christian  era  Glendalough  was  a  centre 


io8 


AN    IRISH    UTOPIA. 


of  heathen  idolatry,  and  in  the  eyes  of  the  inhabitants 
holy  ground.  I  think,  too,  that  this  reflection  en- 
hances the  triumph  of  our  Patron  Saint  far  more 
than  if  he  had  taken  vacant  ground  and  built  on  it 
his  Christian  temples.  St.  Kevin  not  only  won  over 
his  hearers  to  the  true  faith,  but  he  induced  them  to 
worship  Christ  where  they  had  previously  bowed 
down  before  their  graven  images.  The  consecration 
of  these  seven  churches  and  many  more  by  the  hands 
of  St.  Kevin  or  his  followers,  after  his  death,  was  the 
result  of  his  energy  and  fervid  zeal  as  a  'preacher 
of  justice '  and  a  winner  of  souls  unto  Christ.  He 
accomplished  still  more.  He  founded  a  college — 
a  seminary  of  medieval  learning — one  of  those 
schools  without  which  in  the  dark  ages  not  only  our 
Christian  faith  and  knowledge,  but  all  classical  learn- 
ing, poetry,  painting,  sculpture,  and  the  finer  arts 
which  civilize  humanity,  and  raise  us  above  the 
beasts  which  perish,  would  have  been  wholly  lost. 

"  I  hope  I  have  not  now,  in  trying  to  enlist  your 
attention  to  these  solemn  ruins,  merely  succeeded  in 
wearying  your  patience.  God  in  His  supreme 
wisdom,  'which  surpasseth  all  understanding,'  has 
allowed  His  worship  to  develop  from  a  primitive, 
harmless,  but  unsatisfying  belief  in  a  Supreme  Being, 
through  many  vicissitudes,  into  our  Christian  religion, 
which  will,  I  firmly  believe,  in  the  Almighty's  own 
good  time,  draw  all  mankind  into  it,  when  'there 
shall  be  one  fold  and  one  Shepherd.'  " 


CHAPTER  XVI. 

"BY  THAT  LAKE   WHOSE  GLOOMY  SHORE." 

ON  the  conclusion  of  Father  O'Toole's  address,  the 
company  inspected  the  antiquities  with  his  assistance 
and  that  of  the  guides. 

The  guides  of  Glendalough  have  been  always  re- 
markable for  great  longevity,  great  knowledge  of  the 
buildings  and  folk-lore  of  the  valley,  and  great  good- 
humour.  Their  longevity  has  assisted  in  their  handing 
down  from  one  generation  to  another  many  invaluable 
traditions  with  respect  to  the  former  state  of  those 
sacred  remains,  the  time  of  their  erection,  and  the 
names  of  the  builders.  Darby  Gallahoo,  about  the 
earliest  of  whom  there  is  any  record,  is  said  to  have 
lived  to  over  107  years.  He  was  succeeded  by  Joe 
Irwin,  Irwin  again  by  George  Wynder,  and  he  by 
James  Brough  and  Miley  Doyle,  known  as  Miley 
the  Fish.  Wynder  and  Doyle  may  be  said  to  have 
died  in  their  calling.  Wynder  over-exerted  himself 
in  running  after  a  tourist's  car,  and  Doyle  in  jumping 
a  fence. 

The  reputation  of  these  celebrated  guides  is  now 
well  sustained  by  (amongst  others)  Pat  Barrett, 
Denny  Ryan,  and  young  Pat  Barrett,  and  by  Edward 
Bolger,  who  in  this  unsentimental  age  has  taken  the 
place  of  the  Kathleen  of  our  youth  as  the  guardian 


IIO  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

of  St.  Kevin's  Bed,  and  no  doubt  has  saved  many  a 
life  in  ascending  and  descending  to  and  from  that 
famous  cave. 

The  guides  are  the  repositories  of  much  really 
curious  and  interesting  information  not  to  be  found  in 
any  book ;  and  the  teasing  solicitude  for  employment, 
complained  of  by  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Carter  Hall  in  their 
account  of  their  visit  to  Glendalough,  no  longer 
exists. 

Petrie,  in  his  valuable  work,  acknowledges  freely 
his  obligations  to  the  Glendalough  guides  for  per- 
petuating by  their  traditions  the  true  testimony  of 
former  ages. 

There  are,  of  course,  two  rival  theories  with 
respect  to  the  history  of  the  Round  Towers.  One — 
that  supported  chiefly  by  O'Brien,  Keane,  and 
Bourke — is  that  they  were  of  pagan  origin.  This 
view  was  the  one  put  forward  by  Father  O'Toole. 
The  other  theory — advanced  mainly  by  Petrie,  the 
late  Earl  of  Dunraven,  Wakeman,  and  Miss  Stokes — 
claims  for  them  a  Christian  origin.  Those  who 
support  this  latter  theory  differ  among  themselves 
in  fixing  the  date  of  their  erection.  Dr.  Petrie 
assigns  it  to  the  period  which  intervened  between 
the  sixth  and  the  thirteenth  centuries ;  while  Lord 
Dunraven  considers  that  none  of  them  could  have 
been  built  before  the  ninth  century.  Whichever  of 
the  several  views  may  be  the  correct  one,  all  persons 
must  admit  that  the  towers  are,  as  archaeological 
remains,  of  rare  and  absorbing  interest. 

There  are  in  the  "  Annals  of  the  Four  Masters," 
which  have  been  translated  and  edited  by  Dr. 


"BY  THAT   LAKE  WHOSE   GLOOMY   SHORE.     Ill 

O'Donovan,  accounts  of  churches  of  which  there 
are  now  no  -traces ;  and  it  is  certain  that  there 
were  also  many  secular  buildings  and  colleges  which 
have  all  perished.  The  Danes  burned  or  devastated 
Glendalough  on  at  least  eight  occasions,  ranging  from 
the  ninth  to  the  eleventh  century.  Even  if,  after 
these  ravages,  the  then  existing  remains  had  been 
protected,  much  would  now  remain  to  tell  the  tale  of 
former  years  ;  but  until  recently  no  care  was  taken  to 
preserve  the  buildings,  and  their  restoration  has  been 
a  work  of  great  difficulty.  Still,  our  company  could, 
with  such  learned,  enthusiastic  antiquaries  as 
Father  O'Toole  and  his  ardent  assistants,  form  some 
idea  of  the  ancient  city  in  the  days  of  its  former 
grandeur,  when  it  was  the  seat  of  religion  and  learn- 
ing. They  were  able  at  all  events  to  realize  the 
sombre  beauty  of  the  locality,  making  a  perfect 
natural  background  to  the  city  and  its  sacred  shrines. 
Similarly,  the  devotional  feeling  which  is  aroused  by 
the  representation  of  the  Passion  Play  at  Ober- 
Ammergau  is  stimulated  and  intensified  by  the  play 
being  acted  in  an  open-air  theatre,  amidst  the  natural 
scenery  of  the  rivers  and  mountains  of  the  Bavarian 
Highlands.  It  is  easy  to  imagine  how  different  the 
dramatic  effect  would  have  been  if  it  had  been 
exhibited  in  a  music  hall  with  painted  scenes  and 
artificial  light.  Equally  so  at  Glendalough :  the 
natural  surroundings  undoubtedly  harmonize  with 
the  buildings  erected  by  man,  and  intensify  the  deep 
impression  they  make  on  the  mind.  The  gloomy 
Upper  Lake,  overshadowed  by  mountains  and  fed  by 
waterfalls ;  the  peaceful  Lower  Lake ;  the  rugged 


112  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

rocks — all  seem  in  character  with  the  old-time  ruins  ; 
but  grander  scenery,  consisting  of  snowy  moun- 
tains, huge  overhanging  glaciers,  and  roaring  cataracts, 
would  surely  sink  into  insignificance  the  ancient 
tower  and  monastic  remains.  The  solitariness  of 
Glendalough  is  in  sympathy  wilfh  these  mystic  ruins, 
and  suits  them  better  than  the  busy  life  of  a  more 
prosperous  locality,  such  as  a  "  happy  valley "  in 
modern  England,  where  the  antiquities  of  bygone 
ages  are  often  to  be/seen  in  close  proximity  to  steam 
ploughs  or  noisy  factories. 

Father  O'Toole  had  delivered  his  address  within 
the  cashel  or  wall  which  formerly  circled  the  city 
proper.  His  party  now  inspected  the  slender  round 
tower,  which  rises  to  a  height  of  no  feet.  It  was 
still  fairly  perfect,  except  that  it  was  then  without  its 
conical  cap,  which  has  been  since  replaced,  all  the 
stones  which  had  formed  it  having  been  discovered 
inside  the  tower.  They  also  saw  the  Priest's 
House,  or  Church,  close  to  St.  Kevin's  Kitchen, 
where  the  clergy  of  the  district  were  formerly  buried, 
and  which  is  popularly  known  as  the  library  ;  but 
they  could  not  see,  as  it  was  then  covered  with  earth 
and  debris,  another  church,  called  St.  Kevin's  Chapel 
of  Ease,  which  lies  near  St.  Kevin's  Kitchen.  The 
foundations  of  its  nave  and  wall  have  since  been 
excavated.  It  must  be  either  "  the  Church  of  the  two 
Sinchells  "  or  the  neighbouring  Church  of  St.  Chiaran, 
both  of  which  were  burnt  in  1163,  as  related  in  the 
"  Annals  of  the  Four  Masters."  It  is  now  generally 
believed  that  the  building  which  has  been  recently 
unearthed  is  the  Church  of  the  Sinchells.  They  were 


"BY  THAT   LAKE  WHOSE   GLOOMY  SHORE."    113 

also  shown  many  curious  old  crosses,  rock-basins, 
querns,  and  other  objects  dear  to  the  antiquary,  and 
on  which  many  theories  have  been  founded  for  fixing 
the  dates  of  various  parts  of  the  remains. 

The  only  grain  of  comfort  to  compensate  for  the 
abandonment  of  these  holy  shrines  as  places  for 
modern  worship  is  that  they  now  belong  to  all 
Christians  of  every  denomination,  whereas  if  they 
had  been  continuously  preserved  and  kept  in  repair, 
they  would  have  been  confined  to  the  followers  of 
only  one  branch  of  our  glorious  faith.  When 
St.  Kevin  founded  his  sacred  city,  there  was  no 
time  for  petty  disputations.  He  created  it  out  of  the 
medieval  darkness;  and  it  was  overthrown,  as  already 
noted,  by  the  Danes,  who  were  not  then  troubled 
with  religious  scruples  of  any  sect  or  religion. 

Our  party  postponed  the  examination  of  the  rest 
of  the  churches  until  the  afternoon,  and  partook  of 
luncheon,  at  Father  O'Toole's  invitation,  in  the  open 
air,  close  to  the  principal  inn. 

Irish  hotels  or  inns  have  been  most  unfairly  cried 
down.  The  Irish,  like  the  Tyrolese,  have  a  real 
faculty  for  innkeeping  ;  they  are  naturally  hospitable, 
cheery,  and  genial.  Owing  to  want  of  visitors,  until 
lately,  their  hotels  or  inns  were  not  up  to  date  ;  still, 
the  welcome  was  there,  unless  the  visitor  belittled  the 
capabilities  of  the  house  or  its  entertainment,  or 
wounded  our  national  susceptibilities.  A  few  years 
before  Father  O'Toole's  meeting  the  inn  at  Glenda- 
lough  was  more  a  house  of  mourning  for  people 
attending  funerals  than  a  house  of  call  for  tourists ; 
and  on  one  occasion,  when  a  tired,  belated  traveller 

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ii4  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

was  retiring  to  rest,  he  found  a  corpse  concealed  in 
his  bedroom,  which  had  been  hastily  removed  from 
the  bed  itself  to  make  way  for  him,  there  being  no 
more  room  in  the  inn.  No  one  need  fear  such 
unpleasant  skeletons  in  the  cupboards  now  at  Glenda- 
lough,  where  there  are  several  extremely  good  hotels. 
May  we  hope  that  no  vandal  hand  of  an  enter- 
prising speculator  will  ever  erect  a  towering  sky- 
scraper, and  banish  all  quiet  contemplation  from 
these  sacred  remains  of  far  distant  ages ! 

Though  old  Ireland  has  many  drawbacks,  she  has 
some  recompenses.  A  young  girl  can  cycle  from  the 
Giant's  Causeway  to  Cape  Clear  without  meeting 
with  any  insult — on  the  contrary,  receiving  many 
kindnesses  from  the  inhabitants  of  the  various 
districts  she  may  traverse.  Her  only  apprehension 
need  be  that  she  may  meet  the  roving  vagabonds, 
often  undesirable  aliens,  who  tramp  from  one 
hospitable  workhouse  to  another. 

Father  O'Toole's  light  refreshment  did  not  end 
the  day's  outing.  Those  who  were  ardent  anti- 
quaries visited  the  remaining  churches  and  objects 
of  interest.  The  rest  scattered,  some  to  visit 
St.  Kevin's  Bed,  others  to  row  on  the  lake. 

Angelica,  without  knowing  exactly  how  it  came 
about,  found  herself  in  a  boat  alone  with  George 
Corbet.  Now,  if  a  young  man  wishes  to  propose  to  a 
young  woman,  a  boat  on  a  stormy  lake  is  not  the 
best  place  for  it,  unless  the  suitor  wants  to  force  a 
hearing  on  an  unwilling  girl.  Probably  far  more 
proposals  are  made  in  a  year  on  the  banks  of  the 
rivers  of  Dublin,  that  is  the  I.iffey  and  the  Dodder — 


"BY  THAT   LAKE   WHOSE   GLOOMY   SHORE."  115 

• 

the  Abana  and  Pharpar  of  Dublin — than  in  boats  on 
all  the  lakes  of  Ireland  added  together.  There  are 
most  romantic  walks  by  the  Liffey ;  nor  is  the  Dodder 
to  be  despised  for  love's  pleadings  ;  still,  on  a 
river's  bank  the  fair  maiden  must  be  at  all  events 
willing  to  hear  her  suitor's  burning  words,  even  if  not 
inclined  to  be  won  by  them  ;  she  can  escape  if  she 
likes.  On  a  lake,  alas  !  the  poor  creature  is  helpless  ; 
and  if  the  tables  had  been  turned,  and  love-sick 
Kathleen  had  only  been  able  to  inveigle  St.  Kevin 
into  a  boat,  the  fatal  tragedy  of  that  fictitious 
romance  might  have  been  averted. 

Poor  Angelica  knew  well,  once  she  became  a 
prisoner,  what  she  had  to  listen  to.  Had  it  come 
wholly  unexpectedly,  she  would  have  been  a  most 
uninteresting  heroine  ;  she  would  have  been  merely  a 
fool.  She  did  expect  a  declaration,  but  could  not 
prevent  it.  Her  mother  had  no  personal  influence 
on  her  mind  ;  there  was  no  sympathy  between  them. 
So  far,  however,  as  managing  to  give  this  chance  to 
George,  Angelica  was  helpless  in  her  mother's  hands. 
To  refuse  to  enter  the  boat  with  the  old  friend  of  her 
childhood,  who  was  stopping  at  her  parents'  house, 
would  have  been  rude  and  ungracious,  and  Angelica 
submitted  to  her  lot  quietly.  George  rowed  swiftly 
out  into  the  centre  of  the  Upper  Lake,  keeping 
as  far  away  as  possible  from  other  boats.  He  was 
passionately  in  love  with  the  girl,  but  he  had  no  idea 
of  her  character.  He  imagined  that  she  was  an 
ignorant  Roman  Catholic,  who  would  hail  his  con- 
version to  the  true  faith  as  a  triumph,  and  who  would 
be  tempted  with  a  prospective  coronet  and  great 


Il6  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

riches  added  to  her  own.  Many  men  equally  in  love 
might  have  gauged  her  character  better ;  but  to  do 
so,  it  would  have  been  necessary  at  least  to  be  in 
sympathy  with  her  pure,  unalloyed  Christianity  and 
her  lofty,  unselfish  views  of  life.  He  also  entirely 
mistook  her  strength  of  mind  and  the  proud  spirit 
dormant  in  her,  which,  when  roused  on  a  proper 
occasion,  could  flash  forth  with  all  the  force  derived 
from  her  noble  birth. 

The  Upper  Lake  of  Glendalough  is  unique  of  its 
kind  ;  it  is  encircled  with  mountains,  except  on  the 
side  next  the  Lower  Lake  ;  Derrybawn  and  Lugduflf 
mountains  are  on  the  south  side ;  the  latter  contains 
the  cave  known  in  prosaic  English  as  St.  Kevin's 
Bed,  and  in  sonorous  Irish  as  "  Leaba  Caomhghin  " ; 
and  opposite,  on  the  north  side,  is  the  less  precipi- 
tous mountain  of  Camaderry.  On  the  clearest  day 
in  summer  there  is  a  sad,  gloomy  hue  over  this 
lake,  and  the  water  is  often  rough  and  boisterous. 
Though  the  day  was  unusually  bright,  some  clouds 
were  gathering  in  the  sky,  and  Angelica,  trying 
to  escape,  said  beseechingly  :  "It  looks  threatening, 
George  ;  ought  we  not  to  return?" 

"There  is  something  I  have  to  say  to  you  first, 
Angel,"  he  replied  almost  fiercely  ;  "  something  long 
in  my  mind." 

"  Pray,  pray,  George,  do  not  say  it  here,"  poor 
Angelica  said  :  "  let  us  return  ;  you  will  have  plenty 
of  time  afterwards." 

"  No,  no  ;  there  is  no  time  like  the  present ;  you 
must  hear  it  now.  I  love  you,  Angel  ;  I  want  you  to 
be  my  wife." 


"BY  THAT   LAKE  WHOSE  GLOOMY  SHORE."  1 1/ 

"  Stop !    stop ! "    she  cried  ;    "  I   am   the   bride  of 
Heaven  ;  it  cannot  be." 

"  But  it  must  be  ;  and  hear  me  you  must — you 
shall  hear  me.  I  will  become  a  Catholic  for  your 
sake.  I  will  be  Earl  of  Clara,  rich  and  powerful,  and 
you  will  be  a  Countess.  You  can  take  your  place 
with  the  best  in  the  land  ;  and  you  will  have  me,  your 
husband,  always  devoted  to  you."  Then  seeing  a 
terrified  look  on  her  face,  which  showed  plainly 
that  his  words  were  of  no  avail,  he  added  brutally  : 
"  You  would  reject  me  to  marry  that  sneaking  hypo- 
crite of  a  brother  of  mine,  who  professes  to  be  a 
divinity  student,  and  spends  his  uncle's  money  on 
an  actress.  By  all  that  is  sacred,  you  must  marry 
me.  If  he  dares  to  cross  my  path,  it  will  be  the  worse 
for  him." 

George  Corbet  had  overshot  the  mark.  So  long 
as  he  dwelt  on  his  love  for  Angelica  he  had  that 
sympathy  which  every  true  woman  has  with  a  man 
she  believes  truly  loves  her,  even  if  she  knows  that  she 
does  not,  and  never  can,  love  him.  The  stereotyped 
answer  often  given  by  a  good-natured  girl  to  a 
disappointed  wooer,  that  he  has  paid  her  the  greatest 
compliment  a  man  can  pay  a  woman,  has  become  a 
hackneyed  phrase  because  it  is  so  true,  and  no  woman 
can  disregard  it  altogether.  The  offer  to  change  his 
religion,  in  the  same  way  in  which  he  would  change 
his  coat,  was  abhorrent  to  her  ;  his  prospect  of  being 
Earl  of  Clara,  and  rich,  she  could  not  comprehend  ; 
but  when  he  tried  to  make  capital  out  of  what  she 
believed  was  poor  Stephen's  fall,  she  felt  a  loathing 
for  him,  which  gave  her  strength,  made  her  disregard 


Il8  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

her  defenceless  position,  and  display  a  lofty  courage 
which  had  only  needed  to  be  roused  thoroughly  to 
assert  itself.  Angelica  had  certainly  not  the  Madonna- 
like  expression  of  face  which  was  usual  to  her  when, 
with  her  splendid  dark  eyes  flashing  like  flames  of 
fire,  she  replied  to  George  Corbet's  threat : 

"  It  is  unmanly  and  inhuman  of  you  with  a 
defenceless  girl  in  your  power  to  insult  her  by  what 
you  call  an  offer  of  marriage.  We  have  been  taught 
in  our  Church  that  it  was  a  sin  for  the  poor  western 
peasants,  when  dying  of  starvation,  to  pretend  to 
change  their  holy  religion  for  food,  and  a  still  greater 
crime  for  others  to  tempt  them  to  do  it ;  but  for  you, 
who  ought  to  have  the  feelings  of  a  gentleman,  to 
attempt  to  degrade  me  to  your  own  level  by  the 
scandalous  bribe  of  offering  to  change  your  religion 
to  win  me,  shows  evidently  you  think  me  as  base  and 
contemptible  a  creature  as  yourself.  What  you 
mean  by  saying  you  will  be  Lord  Clara,  I  do  not 
understand.  As  to  your  attacks  on  your  brother,  you 
are  worse  than  Cain.  He  slew  his  brother  in  a  fit 
of  passion  ;  you  deliberately  try  to  destroy  your 
brother's  good  name.  I  tell  you  I  do  not  believe 
your  insinuations.  I  am  sure  now  they  have  been 
invented  by  you,  the  lowest  and  most  treacherous  of 
your  many  base  acts." 

George,  writhing  under  these  lashes,  looked 
capable  of  committing  any  crime,  and,  shipping  his 
oars,  made  as  if  to  catch  her  hand.  She,  at  once 
standing  up,  cried  loudly :  "  Don't  dare  to  touch 
me,  you  coward  ;  if  you  do  not  at  once  row  me 
ashore,  I  will  throw  myself  into  the  lake," 


"BY   THAT   LAKE   WHOSE   GLOOMY   SHORE."     I  IQ 

He  resumed  the  oars,  evidently  thought  better  of 
whatever  desperate  idea  he  had  entertained,  and 
said,  with  a  bitter,  sardonic  smile :  "  I  will  be 
revenged  on  you,  you  little  spitfire,  through  that 
brother  of  mine.  If  I  am  to  have  the  brand  of  Cain, 
I  may  as  well  get  something  for  it." 

All  through  the  scene,  and  even  then  at  its 
close,  Angelica  did  not  realize  the  full  meaning  of 
his  threats,  beyond  that  he  hated  his  brother,  and 
intended  to  do  him  some  deadly  injury.  He  rowed 
her  to  the  landing-stage  in  silence,  and  she  at  once 
sought  out  her  friend,  the  good  old  priest,  the 
Marchesa  standing  by  and  apparently  not  noticing 
her.  The  company  soon  after  reassembled,  and  the 
party  broke  up. 


CHAPTER  XVII. 

DO  THE  CATHOLICS   REALLY   HATE  THE 
PROTESTANTS  ? 

THE  Marchesa  had,  as  may  be  supposed,  a  long  talk 
with  George  Corbet  over  his  proposal  to  Angelica  in 
the  boat  at  Glendalough,  and  she  entirely  disapproved 
of  his  tactics. 

"  You  have  now,"  she  said,  "  shown  your  hand 
without  doing  yourself  any  good." 

"  She  would  never  have  favoured  my  suit ;  she 
loves  that  brother  of  mine,"  he  answered  savagely. 

Now,  strange  as  it  may  appear,  the  Marchesa  had 
by  no  means  given  up  her  scheme.  She  really  had 
persuaded  herself  she  was  benefiting  her  religion  by 
capturing  a  future  rich  Earl  for  her  Church  ;  and 
knowing  Angelica  to  be  devotedly  attached  to  her 
faith,  and  thinking  she  would  be  prepared  to  make 
any  sacrifice  to  strengthen  its  cause,  she,  with  that 
obstinate,  narrow-minded  pertinacity  which  with 
some  people  takes  the  place  of  real  strength  of 
character,  was  more  resolved  than  ever  on  bending 
her  daughter's  will  to  her  own.  She  perceived  that 
she  need  not  reckon  on  Father  O'Toole  ;  and,  on  the 
contrary,  she  knew  he  had  in  his  possession  a  book 
with  an  entry  of  the  baptism  of  the  twins,  and  she 
thought  this  would  be  of  vital  importance  in  frus- 
trating the  vile  fraud  she  was  joined  with  George  in 


DO  CATHOLICS  REALLY  HATE  PROTESTANTS?    121 

committing.  It  was  not  hard  to  raise  George's 
spirits.  She  advised  him  to  apologize  to  Angelica, 
and  plead  as  his  excuse  his  devotion  for  her,  but  not 
to  press  his  suit  again  until  a  turn  came  in  his  favour. 
George  was  full  of  contrition.  When  he  cooled 
down,  he  had  cunning  enough,  if  not  good  sense  or 
feeling,  to  see  he  had  not  only  lost  his  temper  and 
made  himself  ridiculous,  but  lowered  himself  beyond 
all  calculation  in  the  eyes  of  the  only  woman  he  ever 
passionately  adored.  Though  he  spoke  bitterly,  she 
never  looked  so  entrancingly  and  provokingly 
beautiful  as  when  he  believed,  for  the  time,  he  had 
irretrievably  lost  her.  He,  like  the  Marchesa,  was 
more  determined  than  ever  to  conquer  her,  as  he  had 
now,  joined  to  a  genuine,  honest  love  which  any 
youth  may  properly  have  for  a  winsome  maiden,  a 
fierce  obstinacy  not  to  be  beaten  in  a  hopeless  race — 
a  recklessness  which  is  often  mistaken  for  real  pluck 
and  manly  courage.  He  never  could  win  on  a  race- 
course, because  he  always  persisted  in  backing  a 
horse  he  once  favoured  against  all  judgment  and 
reason.  He  could  not  understand  the  elevated  nature 
of  Angelica's  religious  feeling,  which  shrank  from  the 
mere  suspicion  of  worldly  aggrandisement  sullying 
her  pure,  unworldly  love  for  her  holy  Church,  which 
in  its  fervid  zeal  resembled  the  deep  devotion  which 
the  Blessed  Mother  of  our  Lord  felt  for  her  sinless 
Son,  who  is  our  Redeemer.  Such  thoughts  were 
completely  beyond  him.  He  knew  she  was  a  good 
woman ;  still,  he  thought  her  capable  of  having  her 
inclinations  swayed  by  the  ordinary  motives  of  our 
narrow  human  thoughts ;  and  though  he,  for  a  time, 


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AN    IRISH    UTOPIA. 


kept  them  in  the  background,  he  believed  he  would 
in  the  end  successfully  attract  her  by  the  prospect  of 
the  dazzling  social  position  of  being  the  Catholic 
Countess  of  a  wealthy  converted  Roman  Catholic 
Earl  in  Protestant  England,  and  easily  first  amongst 
the  Catholic  peeresses  of  a  nation  that  had  forsaken 
the  true  religion  for  an  intolerant  Protestantism. 

The  Marchesa  gave  George  the  opportunity  of 
catching  Angelica  alone  the  morning  after  the  f£te, 
and  he  said  humbly,  and  let  us  hope  with  a  real 
touch  of  contrition :  "Angel,  I  apologize  in  the  dust 
for  my  unmanly  and  brutal  behaviour  yesterday  ;  do 
not  [seeing  her  shrink  back]  fear  I  am  about  to 
worry  you  again.  Show  the  sweetness  of  your 
angelic  nature  by  forgiving  one  who  cannot  help 
worshipping  you,  and  lost  his  reason  when  he  saw  he 
could  not  gain  your  love.  Forget,  dear  friend — I  may 
at  least  call  you  by  that  name  if  no  other — my  mad- 
ness. Be  my  friend,  Angel,  and  do  not  drive  a 
desperate  man  to  desperate  courses  to  drown  his 
grief.  You  were  once  my  playfellow  ;  let  us  resume 
the  old  relations  of  boy  and  girl  which  we  had, 
before  I  dreamed  of  the  possibility  of  closer  ties." 

Angelica  had  had  time  also  to  regret  her  loss 
of  temper.  If  ever  there  is  an  occasion  when  it  is 
justifiable  for  a  young  maid  to  fly  into  a  passion,  it 
is  surely  when  a  lover  takes  such  unworthy  advan- 
tage of  a  girl's  helpless  position  as  in  a  row-boat  on 
a  lake.  The  pure-minded  young  woman  lay  awake 
the  greater  part  of  the  nrht  after  the  proposal, 
vainly  blaming  herself  for  some  of  the  hard  things 
she  had  uttered,  without  knowing  how  near  the  real 


DO  CATHOLICS  REALLY  HATE  PROTESTANTS?    123 

truth  she  had  gone ;  she  did  not  then  suspect  the 
foul  plot  her  mother  and  George  had  hatched,  or  the 
meshes  in  which  they  were  resolved  to  entangle  her. 
She  blushed  with  shame  at  her  defence  of  Stephen, 
seeing,  in  her  ardour  in  his  cause,  that  she  had 
given  George  an  opportunity  of  justifying  his  accusa- 
tion that  she  was  in  love  with  a  man  who,  she 
knew  instinctively,  did  not  love  her.  Of  course,  she 
deluded  herself  that  she  was  only  shielding  Stephen 
when  he  was  not  present  to  defend  himself.  Still, 
she  felt  that  she  had  no  proof  whatever  that  George 
was  the  author  of  the  stories  about  the  actress, 
whether  they  were  true  or  false;  and  she  had  to 
admit  they  looked  only  too  true  against  his  brother. 
She  felt  put  in  the  wrong  by  George's  carefully 
prepared  and  apparently  artless  self-abasement.  She 
committed  the  error  of  too  quickly  and  completely 
wiping  out  a  really  cowardly  attempt  to  seize  an 
unwarranted  advantage.  She  humbly  faltered,  "  I 
forgive  you,  George :  I  was  to  blame  myself." 

"  Then  it  is  all  right,  Angel,"  he  answered  laugh- 
ing ;  and  respectfully  taking  her  little  hand,  he 
reverently  kissed  it.  Angelica  made  no  resistance, 
and  the  quarrel  appeared  to  be  over,  and  she — for 
she  was  entirely  devoid  of  duplicity — determined  to 
try  and  blot  it  out  of  her  memory.  George,  after  a 
terrible  blunder  in  tactics,  had,  instead  of  losing, 
actually  gained  some  ground  with  the  gentle, 
amiable,  unselfish  girl,  who  shrank  from  wounding 
anyone's  feelings,  least  of  all  those  of  a  man  she 
knew  genuinely  loved  her;  and  she  delighted  her 
mother  and  George  by  more  than  renewing  the 


124  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

terms   of  easy  good    comradeship   which  had    pre- 
viously existed  between  her  and  the  young  man. 

The  Count  had  never  suspected  that  anything 
unusual  had  arisen,  and  unconsciously  played  into 
the  hands  of  the  two  conspirators  by  proposing 
that  George  should  take  his  place  and  accompany 
Angelica  on  horseback  to  an  archery  meeting  in 
the  Vale  of  Avoca,  saying,  "  I  am  sure,  George,  you 
will  kindly  look  after  the  horses,  and  you  will  not 
require  a  groom  at  Castlemore  House  ;  there  will  be 
plenty  to  take  them  off  your  hands  there." 

What  could  poor  Angelica  do  but  remain  silent  ? 
George,  of  course,  accepted  the  responsibility  readily 
and  was  thanked  by  the  Count  for  doing  so. 

Angelica  did  not  like  it  at  all.  Still,  no  one  could 
have  been  nicer  than  George  in  his  conduct  towards 
her.  He  did  not  in  the  faintest  way  try  to  renew 
his  suit;  on  the  contrary,  he  talked  on  subjects  which 
might  be  listened  to  by  anyone,  and  withal,  with  an 
indescribable  touch  of  tenderness  and  remorse  in  his 
manner  and  voice  for  having  revealed  his  undoubted 
love  to  her,  which  he  could  not  have  assumed  with 
bystanders,  and  which  he  carefully  omitted  at  the 
archery  meeting,  where  he  prudently  abstained 
from  making  Angelica  in  the  least  remarkable  by 
over-attention,  he  himself  chatting  briskly  with  other 
girls. 

Angelica  was  a  splendid  horsewoman,  and  fond  of 
horses  ;  and  she  and  George  had,  at  all  events,  these 
tastes  in  common.  They  had  now  many  outings 
together.  George  was,  in  his  own  way,  a  clever 
fellow,  and  was  a  pleasant  companion  to  a  young 


DO  CATHOLICS  REALLY  HATE  PROTESTANTS?    125 

lady  like  Angelica  who  loved  horses,  dogs,  and  all 
animals  ;  and  when  other  subjects  failed,  they  talked 
about  field-sports. 

George,  then,  was  able  to  make  himself  agreeable 
to  her.  The  Marchesa  congratulated  him  on  his 
success,  and  thereby  only  deceived  him  and  herself. 
Angelica  meant  what  she  said  at  their  reconciliation, 
and  gave  George  credit  for  being  thoroughly  sincere 
when  he  promised  not  to  renew  his  suit.  She  was 
very  lonely  at  the  Chateau,  and  liked  having  an 
interesting  companion,  when  he  did  not  make  love 
to  her.  Love  him  she  could  not !  After  the  first 
painful  thoughts  of  having  had  to  defend  Stephen  so 
ardently  had  passed  away,  he  was  not  at  this 
time  much  in  her  mind.  She  was  a  blithesome 
young  girl  without  a  thought  of  prudery,  and 
it  never  entered  her  head  that  she  was  in  any 
way  giving  fair  grounds  for  whispers  that  Miss 
Angel  and  Master  George  were  looking  very 
much  as  if  they  were  making  a  match.  The 
Marchesa  never  lost  an  opportunity  of  dropping 
stray  remarks  derogatory  of  Stephen,  which  Angelica 
could  not  refute  ;  and  after  betraying  her  partiality 
for  him  to  his  brother,  she  shrank  from  showing 
her  mother  that  she  would  be  his  advocate  if  she 
could ;  and  as  regards  poor  Stephen,  the  wily 
mother  gradually  convinced  Angelica  that  her  old 
friend  was  hopelessly  ruined  by  his  reckless  infatu- 
ation for  the  bewitching  actress.  The  Marchesa 
did  not  achieve  the  same  success  in  turning  her 
mind  favourably  towards  George.  Still  she  made 
some  headway  even  in  that  direction.  The  following 


126  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

is  a  sample  of  one  of  the  conversations  which  the 
mother  had  with  her  daughter  when  they  chanced 
to  be  alone  together  :— 

"  I  am  glad  to  see,  my  darling,  you  are  kinder 
than  you  were  to  poor  George.  There  is  one  thing,  at 
all  events,  Angel :  he  worships  you  ;  and  I  would  be 
an  unnatural  woman  if  his  doing  so  did  not  count  in 
the  young  man's  favour.  George  and  I  agree  on  one 
subject :  you  are  the  beginning  and  end  of  all  our 
thoughts." 

"  Mamma,"  said  Angelica,  gravely,  "  he  is  very 
good  ;  he  never  worries  me  since  that  day  on  the 
lake." 

"You  were  hard  on  him  then,"  the  astute  Marchesa 
said.  "  He  did  nothing  wrong  ;  surely,  if  the  poor 
fellow  chooses  to  be  a  convert  to  the  true,  the  only 
true,  Church,  such  a  religious  girl  as  you  are  ought 
not  to  scorn  him  for  so  doing." 

"  You  are  mistaken,  mamma,"  replied  poor,  puzzled 
Angel ;  "  I  would  like  all  to  belong  to  our  Church, 
but  not  for  unworthy  objects." 

"  I  do  not  consider  being  fond  of  my  darling 
daughter  an  unworthy  object,  Angel,"  said  her 
mother ;  "  go  now  and  enjoy  a  ride  after  the  beagles, 
and  do  not  worry  your  little  head." 

Angel  went  off,  and  found  George  very  respectful 
and  very  helpful. 

George,  in  the  most  natural  way,  accompanied  his 
host  and  the  Countess  and  Angelica  to  Father 
O'Toole's  handsome  church.  This  did  not  look  very 
odd,  as  it  was  tolerably  near  Chateau  Dijon,  and  the 
Protestant  church  was  a  long  way  off. 


DO  CATHOLICS  REALLY  HATE  PROTESTANTS?    127 

An  event  now  happened  which  favoured  the 
Marchesa's  designs.  Father  OToole's  old  house- 
keeper died,  and  she  suggested  Nancy  Bradley  as 
her  successor.  This  woman  had  been  George 
Corbet's  foster-mother.  Her  own  child,  who  was 
the  same  age  as  George,  had  died  in  infancy;  and  she 
idolized  George  as  if  he  were  her  own  son.  Even 
before  he  saw  that  he  could  make  use  of  Nancy, 
George,  to  give  the  man  credit  where  credit  is  due, 
had  been  kind  to  her  ;  she  was  kept  on  at  Kingscastle 
until  it  was  closed,  and  was  then,  notwithstanding 
the  Earl's  narrow  means,  very  liberally  pensioned. 
She  was  a  widow,  and  lived  with  a  married  sister. 
She  bore  a  good  character,  and  Father  O'Toole 
engaged  her  as  his  housekeeper. 

With  Nancy  the  wish  was  father  to  the  thought ; 
and  as  George  had  told  the  Marchesa  at  their 
original  secret  treaty  and  unholy  alliance,  Nancy  was 
prepared  to  swear  George  was  the  first-born. 

How  far  at  this  time  Father  O'Toole  had  discerned 
the  Marchesa's  plots,  it  is  hard  to  discover,  except 
as  shown  by  subsequent  events.  He  had  not  then 
the  faintest  suspicion  of  the  diabolical  plot  to  oust 
Stephen  from  his  just  inheritance.  He,  of  course, 
saw  the  opportunities  that  the  Marchesa  made  for 
bringing  George  and  his  pet,  Angelica,  together ; 
and  he  saw  him  attending  his  new  church,  though 
he  did  not  partake  of  the  Sacrament,  and  was 
merely  a  spectator,  and  nothing  was  said  as  to  his 
changing  his  religion.  Father  O'Toole  did  not 
make  him  free  of  his  house ;  and  much  as  the 
Marchesa  managed  and  George  schemed,  he  never 


128  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA, 

got   such   a   footing  there   as   his  brother  Stephen 
had  gained. 

Father  O'Toole,  who  had  never  been  a  plotter,  was 
now  growing  old.  The  Roman  Catholic  secular  clergy 
are  zealous  for  their  own  religion,  and  resent  prosely- 
tism  by  the  Protestant  clergy ;  there  never  has  been 
apparent,  however,  in  the  rural  districts  of  Ireland, 
any  general  instigation  by  the  Roman  Catholic 
priesthood  of  their  flocks  against  the  Protestants. 
Roman  Catholic  churches  are  at  least  as  often  robbed, 
desecrated,  or  broken  into  as  Protestant  churches ; 
and  the  rural  Roman  Catholic  laity  treat  the  Protes- 
tant clergy  with  personal  respect.  Any  signs  of 
aggressive  hostility  of  the  Roman  Catholics  of  the 
lower  classes  to  Protestant  ministers  are  almost 
wholly  confined  to  the  large  towns,  where  the 
personal  influence  of  their  own  clergy  is  notoriously 
weaker  than  in  country  districts. 

Whatever  opinions  Father  O'Toole  may  have 
had  with  regard  to  Stephen  and  his  supposed 
backslidings,  he  kept  to  himself.  No  one  ever  traced 
ill-natured  stories  to  this  good-natured  Christian 
priest  and  fine  old  Irish  gentleman.  Outside  his 
own  particular  duties,  now  that  his  new  church  was 
finished  and  open,  his  principal  object  at  that  period 
seemed  to  be  to  try  and  preserve  the  old  ecclesiastical 
remains  at  Glendalough  from  becoming  lost  and 
obliterated,  owing  to  the  weather  and  the  wish  of 
visitors  to  carry  away  tokens  of  departed  glories. 


CHAPTER  XVIII. 

THE   MAKING  OF  THE   PROTESTANTS. 

LORD  KINGSCASTLE,  as  we  may  still  sometimes  call 
him,  notwithstanding  the  plots  to  deprive  him  of  his 
heritage,  was  duly  ordained  for  a  curacy  in  a  leading 
Dublin  parish. 

For  a  time  everything  went  on  as  well  as  his  fond 
uncle  could  wish,  and  Stephen's  success  far  surpassed 
the  Bishop's  expectations.     It  cannot  be  denied  that 
the  heirship   to   an   ancient   title,  and  a   handsome 
face  and  fine,  manly  presence,  did  a  great  deal  in 
securing  him  a  favourable  reception  in  his  cure,  and 
in  Dublin  generally.     His  Vicar  was  an  amiable  old 
man,  who,  through  being  the  cousin  of  an  influential 
peer,  had  got  the  living  early  in  life.     He  could  not 
be  accused  of  being  high-church  or  low-church.    The 
only  decided  view  he  seemed  to  have  was  against  any 
change.    He  grumbled  against  the  church  being  done 
up,  though  at  the  expense  of  a  rich  member  of  the 
congregation.    He  opposed,  in  a  feeble  way,  a  collec- 
tion to  substitute  a  handsome,  well-toned  organ  for 
an  old  hurdy-gurdy,  which  resembled  for  all  the  world 
a  barrel-organ  out  of  tune  through  exposure  to  the 
weather.    The  new  organ,  however,  was  triumphantly 
installed.     If  he  had  known  whom  he  was  getting, 
doubtless   he    would    never    have    taken    Stephen. 
Being  an  aristocrat  himself,  however,  he,  was  induced 
to  appoint  the  son  of  an  Earl  as  his  Curate.     The 

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130  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

Vicar's  wife  was  the  daughter  of  a  leading  country 
gentleman.  She  was  a  haughty  woman,  who  carried 
her  head  high  in  the  air,  and  sneered  at  any  society 
below  the  highest.  She  was  really  the  person 
who  secured  the  appointment  for  Stephen.  She 
certainly  was  pleased  when  he  appeared  to  be 
attracted  by  her  youngest  daughter,  a  handsome  girl, 
who  had  been  just  brought  out  at  Dublin  Castle. 
Her  mother  also  contemplated  having  her  presented 
at  the  Queen's  drawing-room  in  London,  in  order  to 
to  make  her  position  in  society  doubly  sure  and 
altogether  unimpeachable. 

Stephen's  zeal  outran  his  discretion,  and  it  ulti- 
mately caused  his  downfall.  He  did  not  permit 
the  new  organ  to  remain  idle.  He  even  contem- 
plated having  the  service  fully  choral,  sung  by  a 
surpliced  choir.  He  had  a  devoted  lady-helper  in 
his  Vicar's  youngest  daughter,  who,  though  willing 
to  take  her  fitting  rank  in  the  world,  was  high- 
church,  and  given  to  good  works.  With  her  help 
he  organized  a  ladies'  Bible  class,  which  emptied 
those  of  all  the  surrounding  churches  ;  and  this  was 
partly  on  the  merits.  He  had  bright,  attractive  ideas, 
was  a  novelty,  had  been  highly  educated,  and  had  a 
facility  of  exposition.  Whenever  he  preached,  the 
church  was  crowded.  He  had  a  good,  pleasant,  and, 
at  the  same  time,  powerful  voice,  a  remarkable  gift  of 
eloquence,  a  well-stored  mind,  and  great  originality. 
Not  only  were  the  neighbouring  weekly  Bible  classes 
emptied,  but  also  the  attendances  at  the  neighbouring 
churches  fell  off  considerably. 

At  this  time  Ireland  was  beginning  to  be  inte- 


THE   MAKING  OF  THE   PROTESTANTS.          131 

rested  in  the  high-church  movement,  then  called 
Puseyism,  which  had  created  such  a  commotion  in 
England.  Stephen,  who  belonged  to  the  high-church 
party,  commenced  a  series  of  sermons  on  "Church 
Doctrine."  After  he  had  preached  two  of  these 
sermons,  our  old  friend  Dr.  Greene  came  to  him, 
and  said,  calling  him  by  his  Christian  name  (he 
had  attended  our  hero,  as  a  child,  for  an  attack 
of  the  mumps)  : 

"  Stephen,  telling  the  Archbishop  of  Grenada  his 
faults  cost  Gil  Bias  his  secretaryship  with  that 
touchy  prelate.  Well,  I  am  not  your  secretary,  so 
I  cannot  lose  that  post,  but  I  value  your  friendship ; 
and  I  am  now  going,  at  the  risk  of  losing  it,  to  tell 
you  a  fault  you  have  hid  away  amongst  your  many 
virtues,  like  a  bird's  nest  in  thick  ivy.  Will  you 
listen  to  me  at  all  events,  my  dear  boy?" 

"  Of  course  I  will,  my  kind  friend,"  said  Stephen, 
trying  to  be  humble. 

"Well,  then,  your  fault  was  and  is  delivering 
those  sermons  on  '  Church  Doctrine ' ;  and  your 
only  remedy  is  at  once  to  drop  the  course.  We 
Dublin  Protestants  are  only  nominally  Episco- 
palians ;  we  are  still  Puritans.  No  matter  how  able, 
learned,  and  eloquent  your  sermons  were — and  I  am 
sure  they  have  been  all  that — they  will  only  make 
you  unpopular,  fill  the  Methodist  chapels,  and  do  no 
good." 

"  I  take  what  you  have  said  in  the  best  part, 
Doctor,"  said  Stephen,  with  burning  cheeks,  writhing 
under  these  home-thrusts  ;  "  still  I  must  deliver  my 
message." 


132  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

"  But,  Stephen,  St.  Paul  did  not  approve  of  stirring 
up  strife ;  and  he  gave  up  preaching  at  Athens  when 
he  saw  it  was  useless." 

"  I  do  not  think  my  course  of  sermons  is  useless," 
said  Stephen ;  "  on  the  contrary,  my  first  two 
sermons  have,  I  believe,  taught  the  people  something 
of  the  Church  to  which  we  all  belong." 

"  Well,  well,  my  boy,  you  will  forgive  me  ;  I  have 
done  " ;  and  the  kind,  wise  old  man  left. 

Next  Sunday  Stephen  preached  the  third  of  his 
series,  on  "  Apostolic  Succession,"  in  which  he 
claimed  that  the  Irish  Episcopal  Protestant  Church 
had  direct  Apostolic  authority.  This  was  followed 
by  one  on  "  St.  Patrick,"  in  which  he  argued  that 
St.  Patrick  owned  no  allegiance  to  Rome,  and  was 
the  original  founder  of  the  then  established  Church  of 
Ireland.  There  was  a  regular  ferment  in  the  parish, 
which  spread  over  Dublin,  and  was  carried  by  the 
press  into  the  provinces.  Had  Stephen  been  a  dull, 
unattractive  preacher,  he  might  have  escaped.  He 
was  too  clever  and  too  eloquent  to  be  safely  dis- 
regarded, and  indignation  meetings  were  held  with 
the  object  of  rooting  out  the  dangerous  weed  of 
Puseyism  which  had  been  planted  in  Dublin. 

One  of  the  churchwardens  of  the  parish  was  a 
hatter.  He  was  an  Orangeman,  wealthy,  and  of 
great  influence  amongst  his  class.  He  summoned  a 
meeting  of  the  parishioners  ;  a  wine-merchant  was 
voted  into  the  chair.  The  hatter  moved  a  resolution 
condemning  the  new  doctrines  which  had  been 
started  in  Stephen's  sermons,  as  undermining  pure 
Protestantism,  and  made  a  very  telling  speech  suited 


THE   MAKING   OF   THE   PROTESTANTS.          133 

to  his  audience.  It  was  in  vain  a  friend  and  admirer 
of  Stephen  attempted  to  argue  that  Stephen's  sermons 
were  directed  against  Romanism,  as  showing  that 
Protestants  had  a  direct  mission  from  the  Apostles, 
and  that  St.  Patrick  was  practically  one.  This  friend 
was  not  a  deep  theologian,  and  did  not  comprehend 
much  of  Stephen's  argument  ;  he  was  a  well-meaning 
man,  and  tried  to  make  peace.  He  only  added  fuel 
to  the  flame,  and  a  resolution  of  the  parishioners  was 
carried  by  an  overwhelming  majority,  calling  on  the 
Vicar  to  dispense  with  the  services  of  his  Curate, 
Lord  Kingscastle,  on  account  of  his  advocating 
dangerous  Romanist  doctrines. 

There  could  only  be  one  course  for  Stephen  to 
take.  He  resigned  his  cure,  intending  to  seek  work 
in  England. 

The  fact  is,  Episcopacy  never  has  been  popular 
amongst  Irish  Protestants.  The  Reformation  got  a 
chilling  reception  in  Ireland.  Gradually  the  bulk  of 
the  Irish  peers  and  large  landowners,  including  many 
descendants  of  purely  Milesian  or  native  Irish  chief- 
tains, embraced  the  new  Protestant  cult — probably,  in 
some  cases  at  least,  to  save  their  estates  from  forfei- 
ture, and  to  escape  being  socially  ostracized  by  their 
English  brethren  of  the  same  rank  ;  but  the  bulk  of 
the  Irish  people,  either  of  native  Irish  origin  or  of 
English  descent,  who  were  in  Ireland  at  the  time  of 
the  Reformation,  remained  Roman  Catholics. 

The  Scotch  had  been  long  before  Henry  VIII's 
reign  settling  in  parts  of  Antrim  and  Down,  and 
their  descendants  seem  to  have  adopted  Protestantism 
of  the  Scotch  or  Presbyterian  type.  The  greater 


134 


AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 


part  of  the  rest  of  Ulster  was  planted  with  English 
and  Scotch  Protestant  settlers  in  James  I's  reign, 
with  the  avowed  object  of  expelling  the  native  Irish 
from  their  land,  and  extirpating  from  Ireland  the 
Roman  Catholic  religion.  From  this  period  onwards 
only  Protestants  were  allowed  to  settle  in  Ireland, 
and  they  included  Cromwell's  soldiers,  who  hated 
Archbishop  Laud  worse  than  they  hated  the  Pope ; 
Quakers,  with  the  views  of  George  Fox  ;  and  Baptists, 
with  those  of  John  Bunyan  ;  Scotch,  who  had  fought 
against  Episcopacy  at  Bothwell  Bridge  and  Killie- 
crankie ;  and  Huguenots  who  had  fled  from  France 
after  the  Revocation  of  the  Toleration  Edict  of 
Nantes. 

Had  William  III,  after  his  crown  had  been  saved 
behind  the  ramparts  of  Derry  and  at  the  Boyne, 
established  Presbyterianism  as  the  State  religion  of 
Ireland,  it  would  have  expressed  tolerably  well  the 
religious  views,  feelings,  and  prejudices  of  a  large 
portion  of  the  mixed  Protestant  population  who 
were  not  already  Presbyterian,  and  to  whom 
Presbyterianism  would  have  been  more  acceptable 
than  Episcopalianism.  This,  however,  was  not  done. 
A  compromise  was,  however,  sensibly  adopted  by  the 
clergy,  who  lowered  the  ritual  below  that  of  their 
English  brethren,  so  as  to  make  it  more  palatable 
to  their  Puritan  congregations  ;  and  any  attempt  to 
raise  that  ritual  to  what  would  be  considered  in 
England  a  very  moderate  level  in  Ireland  leads  to 
angry  discussions,  and  a  sure  leakage  to  Protestant 
dissent. 

Stephen  never  forgot  he  was  a  gentleman,  and, 
though  he  did  not  abandon  his  principles,  fought 


THE   MAKING  OF  THE   PROTESTANTS.          135 

with  no  one,  and  left  his  parish  without  having 
incurred  any  personal  hostility. 

Before  leaving  for  England,  he  had  a  yearning  to 
see  his  native  county,  and  he  wrote  to  the  Marchesa 
asking  leave  to  spend  some  time  at  Chateau  Dijon, 
and  expecting  as  a  matter  of  course  a  warm  invitation. 
He  had,  indeed,  serious  thoughts  of  a  surprise  visit, 
and  it  would  not  have  been  the  first  time  he  had 
taken  that  liberty.  To  his  astonishment,  he  got 
a  reply  from  the  Marchesa,  regretting,  in  a  cleverly 
worded,  evasive  excuse,  that  they  could  not  have 
him.  However,  a  post  or  two  afterwards,  a  warm 
invitation  came  from  Father  O'Toole,  which  he 
gladly  accepted. 

Irish  parish  priests  hear  everything  which  happens 
in  their  parishes.  They  have  a  great  moral  influence, 
and  an  equally  great  responsibility ;  and  the  fact  that 
they  have  enjoyed  so  much  power  for  so  long  a  period 
testifies  to  their  faithfulness  in  the  discharge  of  their 
duties.  Father  O'Toole  heard  of  Stephen's  repulse 
by  the  Marchesa,  and  he  sent  his  invitation 
accordingly. 

The  Bishop  of  Ballinasloe  had  explained  to  him  the 
groundlessness  of  the  accusations  against  Stephen, 
and  the  kind-hearted  priest  was  determined  that  the 
son  of  his  friend,  the  Earl  of  Clara,  should  not 
be  excluded  from  the  Vale  of  Clara  for  want  of 
hospitality. 

Father  O'Toole  thoroughly  enjoyed  the  visit. 
Stephen  was  a  link  with  the  past — the  good  old 
times,  when  the  Earl  kept  open  house  at  Kingscastle, 
and  he  and  the  Count,  each  in  his  own  way,  without 


136  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

thwarting  or  interfering  with  the  other,  practised  the 
time-honoured  rites  of  genial  hospitality. 

Stephen  got  an  invitation  to  dine  at  Chateau 
Dijon.  He  was  warmly  received  by  the  Count. 
The  Marchesa  was  coldly  polite ;  Angelica,  shy  and 
nervous,  but  not  unfriendly.  Stephen  had,  as  he 
thought,  completely  lived  down  the  annoyance 
arising  from  the  harsh  interpretation  put  upon  his 
kindness  to  Gertrude,  the  forlorn,  half-starved,  lonely 
actress.  Dr.  Greene's  shelter  of  her,  and  her 
demeanour  in  his  house,  and  her  successful  concerts 
had  caused  her  to  be  respected  and  highly  thought 
of  in  Dublin.  It  therefore  came  on  him  as 
a  disagreeable  surprise  that  his  old  friends  the 
Marchesa  and  Angelica  should  receive  him  as  they 
did.  Chateau  Dijon  was  the  only  place  in  his  native 
district  where  he  did  not  get  a  warm  reception. 
The  clergy  even,  to  their  credit  be  it  said,  had  the 
courage  to  ask  him  to  preach  ;  and  the  result  was 
most  cheering — overflowing  congregations  and  no 
murmurs.  Stephen  wisely  avoided  controversial 
subjects,  and  made  good  use  of  his  remarkable 
powers  as  an  orator  in  impressing  on  his  congrega- 
tions the  great  truths  accepted  by  all  Christians. 

He  was,  however,  uneasy  about  the  Dijon  people  ; 
and  he  mentioned  the  matter  to  Father  O'Toole, 
who  had  been  an  eye-witness  of  the  reception  he 
met  with,  forming  a  marked  contrast  to  former 
occasions.  The  good  priest  frankly  told  him  he 
feared  the  Marchesa  still  believed  the  stories  about 
the  poor  actress  ;  and  he  supposed  whatever  Angelica 
heard  of  them  was  adverse  to  him.  Stephen  was 


THE   MAKING   OF   THE   PROTESTANTS.         137 

not  in  love  with  Angelica :  he  fell  in  love  for  the 
first  and  last  time  with  Gertrude  ;  strange  to  say,  he 
never  felt  how  much  she  was  to  him  until  he  parted 
from  her ;  and  he  now  had  formed  a  settled  resolve 
as  soon  as  he  was  able  to  maintain  a  wife  to  seek  her 
out,  and,  if  possible,  win  her,  for  he  had  no  idea  she 
was  in  love  with  him. 

Still,  he  was  very  indignant  the  Marchesa  should 
regard  him  with  suspicion  ;  and  that  the  pure- 
minded  Angelica  should  consider  him  unworthy  of 
the  regard  he  knew  she  formerly  had  for  him  was 
absolutely  unbearable.  He  did  not  think  of  seeking 
any  explanation  from  the  Marchesa  :  she  had  treated 
him  with  a  lofty  indifference  which  repelled  all 
confidences  ;  and  delicate  as  such  a  subject  would  be 
between  them,  he  determined  to  speak  to  Angelica, 
and  plainly  ask  her  why  she  had  changed  towards 
him.  The  Marchesa  foresaw  the  course  Stephen 
would  probably  follow,  and  she  was  resolved  there 
should  be  no  confidential  relations  between  him  and 
her  daughter.  Stephen  called  after  the  dinner,  to 
find  the  Marchesa  present,  and  no  Angelica.  He 
called  again  and  found  both  mother  and  daughter  in 
the  drawing-room.  He  boldly  proposed  a  walk  with 
Angelica  in  the  grounds.  His  proposition  was  not 
enthusiastically  received  by  her,  and  was  com- 
pletely frustrated  by  the  Marchesa,  without  exactly 
affronting  him  in  a  manner  he  might  have  been  able 
to  notice. 

He  had  almost  given  up  in  despair  all  hope  of 
having  an  explanation  with  Angelica,  when  fortune 
favoured  him.  On  going  to  make  a  call  on  an  old 


138  AN   IRISH  UTOPIA. 

family  retainer,  he  met  her,  airing  her  dogs.  He 
asked  leave  to  turn  with  her,  which  was  of  course 
granted  ;  how  could  the  gentle  girl  be  so  unkind  to 
an  old,  if  fallen,  friend  as  to  refuse  ?  He  at  once 
characteristically  plunged  into  the  subject  which  he 
had  foremost  in  his  mind. 

"  Angel,  why  are  you  so  distant  with  me,  who  was, 
and  still  wish  to  be,  a  brother  to  you  ?  Have  I  lost 
your  esteem?" 

Poor  Angelica  was  taken  aback.  She  was  as  honest 
as  he  was ;  and  still  she  was  human  and  averse  to 
wounding  the  feelings  of  an  old,  to  her  more  than 
old,  friend.  She  coloured  up,  and,  in  faltering  tones, 
said  :  "  I  heard  stories  of  you  which  surprised  and 
grieved  me  very  much." 

"  I  am  glad  at  last,"  he  replied  earnestly,  "  to  have 
the  opportunity  of  setting  myself  right.  Beyond 
help  to  a  distressed,  desolate  young  girl,  if  that  is 
guilt,  I  am  wholly  innocent.  Ask  Father  O'Toole, 
who  knows  all  about  it." 

"  I  do  not  like  doing  so.  Stephen,  were  you  not 
very  much  with  her  ?" 

"  Only,  Angel,  at  Dr.  Greene's  house." 

"  At  Dr.  Greene's  house ! "  she  said,  surprised. 

Stephen  then  explained  the  doctor's  kindness. 

"  Why,"  said  she,  "  I  knew  Fanny  Greene  ;  we  had 
music  lessons  together.  I  have  lost  sight  of  her  for 
some  time.  We  were  friends.  I  have  stopped  at 
the  doctor's  house,  and  Fanny  has  been  here." 

"  Then  write  to  her,  and  I  shall  be  satisfied  with  what 
she  says  of  either  me  or  the  destitute  actress." 

Angelica  was  half  conquered  already,  and  she  and 


THE   MAKING  OF   THE   PROTESTANTS.          139 

Stephen  had  a  long  walk  together,  almost  on  the 
old  footing  of  friendship. 

Angelica  got  a  letter  from  Fanny  Greene  making 
Stephen  into  a  hero,  and  ascribing  to  Gertrude  the 
possession  of  every  virtue  under  heaven;  on  which 
she  took  a  step  which  some  would  style  forward,  and 
others,  more  charitably  disposed,  noble :  she  called 
at  Father  O'Toole's,  saw  Stephen,  and  expressed  her 
regret  at  ever  having  doubted  him. 

Now,  her  mother  never  heard  of  either  meeting 
between  them,  and  when  Stephen  called  again 
was  greatly  surprised  at  Angelica's  cordial  recep- 
tion of  him.  She  spoke  to  her  about  it,  and 
Angelica  explained  the  matter  indignantly.  Her 
mother  was  equally  indignant;  but  Stephen  could 
delay  his  departure  no  longer,  and  had  to  leave 
without  meeting  the  girl  again.  Enough  had  hap- 
pened, however,  to  seriously  mar  the  Marchesa's 
plans.  The  feeling  that  Stephen  was  unworthy,  the 
devotion  of  George,  the  topic  sedulously  impressed 
on  her  mind  by  her  mother,  that  she,  Angelica,  and 
she  alone,  might  keep  the  young  man  from  destruc- 
tion, and  be  the  means,  under  Heaven,  of  bringing 
him  to  the  true  faith  and  communion  with  her 
Church,  had  been  slowly  telling.  Now  a  revulsion 
had  taken  place,  and  something  very  like  the  warm 
feeling  of  love  for  Stephen,  who  had  behaved  nobly, 
and  was  cruelly  wronged,  sprung  up  in  her  young 
heart. 


CHAPTER  XIX. 

ANGELICA   AND   THE   BONEEN. 

NANCY  BRADLEY  made  a  model  housekeeper  for 
Father  O'Toole.  She  had  been  a  lady's  maid  to  the 
first  Countess  of  Clara  of  our  acquaintance,  and 
afterwards  went  back  to  Kingscastle  as  nurse  and 
foster-mother  to  George  Corbet.  She  knew  the 
ways  of  the  gentry,  and  was  educated  for  those  days 
much  above  her  position  in  life.  She  was  a  devout 
Roman  Catholic  according  to  her  lights,  passionately 
attached  to  George,  who  took  the  place  to  her  of  his 
foster-brother  who  died,  and  who  had  been  her  onl} 
child.  Her  husband  died  whilst  she  was  nurse  at 
Kingscastle.  She  was  delighted  to  get  the  post  with 
the  Parish  Priest.  She  was  very  fond  of  George,  and 
in  accepting  presents  from  him,  which  she  took  gladly, 
she  thought  she  was  also  serving  her  Church.  She 
was  soon  in  the  regular  pay  of  the  Marchesa  as  a 
spy.  Father  O'Toole  became,  in  an  undefined  way, 
uneasy  about  her.  He  found  her  on  one  or  two 
occasions,  he  thought,  spending  an  unnecessary  time 
dusting  and  settling  his  books  ;  and  if  anyone  called 
for  a  certificate  or  a  letter,  she  astonished  him  by 
knowing  the  exact  locality  of  each  of  his  papers 
far  better  in  a  few  months  than  his  former  house- 
keeper had  known  it  in  so  many  years.  He  actually 
caught  her  listening  to  conversations  between  him  and 


ANGELICA   AND   THE   BONEEN.  141 

Stephen  ;  and,  indeed,  it  was  only  by  an  accident 
Nancy  was  prevented  from  giving  timely  warning 
of  Angelica  having  called,  and  having  had  an  inter- 
view with  Stephen  before  he  paid  his  final  visit  at 
Chateau  Dijon. 

The  following  correspondence  between  the  Mar- 
chesa  and  George  Corbet  will  disclose  the  thickening 
of  the  plot  between  the  two  arch-conspirators  : — 

"CHATEAU    DlJON. 

"  DEAR  GEORGE, 

"  Your  sanctimonious  brother  wrote  for  an  invita- 
tion here,  but  was  put  off,  and  the  next  I  heard  of 
him  he  was  stopping  with  Father  OToole.  As  you 
know,  our  polite  priest  is  silent,  and,  I  fancy,  deeper 
than  we  think.  Nancy  tells  me  she  heard  no  talk 
between  them  which  concerns  us.  I  had  to  ask 
Stephen  to  dine,  and,  except  from  the  Count,  he  did 
not  get  at  first  much  welcome. 

"Angel,  I  believe,  thought  what  we  all  thought — that 
the  charming  actress  was  no  better  than  she  should 
be — and  was  very  cool  to  him.  I  think  he  felt  the 
coolness ;  still  I  do  not  see  any  signs  of  his  wishing 
to  be  more  than  an  old  friend  to  Angel,  and  I  was 
hoping  you  were  getting  a  warm  corner  in  her  heart, 
until  Stephen  paid  his  final  visit  here.  Angel  was 
then  completely  changed — quite  affectionate  to  him. 
There  were  tears  in  her  eyes  when  he  left ;  and  when 
she  came  down  to  dinner,  she  evidently  had  just  had 
a  fit  of  weeping.  Nancy  explained  all  the  next  day. 
Angel — would  you  believe  it  ? — called  on  Stephen  at 
Father  O'Toole's,  and  read  him  a  letter  from  old 


142  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

Dr.  Greene's  daughter,  Fanny,  praising  the  wily 
actress  to  the  skies  ;  and  Stephen,  who  I  am  sure  was 
entangled  with  the  girl,  is  whitewashed  completely. 
You  had  better  not  write  at  present  to  Angel  or 
come  over.  Nancy  has  found  where  the  priest 
keeps  his  old  registers,  and,  of  course,  she  can  get 
the  one  the  births  were  entered  in  by  using  his  keys 
when  he  is  asleep.  He  is  failing  fast.  It  would  not 
do  to  take  the  book  at  present.  She  read  the  entry, 
and,  as  she  and  I  remembered,  Stephen  was  first 
christened,  with  a  note  that  he  was  born  before  you, 
and  had  a  mark  on  his  left  arm.  The  greater  the 
difficulties  in  the  way  the  more  determined  I  am. 
I  think  the  Count  misses  you.  He  heard  from  your 
stepmother  your  father  is  now  quite  an  invalid  ;  but 
his  memory  is  still  unimpaired,  and  there  is  no 
immediate  danger  of  his  dying.  Be  steady,  and  do 
not  bet. 

"  Affectionately  yours, 

"  EUGENIE.' 

To  this  letter  the  following  reply  came  : — 

"  DEPOT,  COLCHESTER. 

"  DEAR  MARCHESA, 

"  I  fear  that  brother  of  mine  has  undone  any  little 
way  I  made  with  Angel.  Curious  how  she  has  taken 
hold  of  me.  It  makes  me  steady,  however,  and 
keeps  me  from  races.  There  is  heavy  drinking  here, 
but  I  am  out  of  it.  I  was  down  at  my  father's  last 
week.  He  is,  as  you  were  told,  very  weak  and  feeble. 
I  have  been  consulting  a  London  solicitor,  and  I 


ANGELICA   AND   THE    BONEEN.  143 

thought  it  better  to  impress  upon  him  that  I  thoroughly 
believe  in  my  own  case.  He  says  the  great  thing 
would  be,  if  anything  happened  my  father,  to  take 
possession  before  Stephen,  and  then  he  would 
either  have  to  give  up  or  bring  an  ejectment  against 
me.  The  solicitor  told  me  allowing  Stephen  to  be 
called  Kingscastle  was  against  me.  This  is  all  very 
well ;  but  if  I  made  any  row  about  that,  my  father 
would  stand  by  Stephen.  When  I  told  the  man  this, 
he  said  I  would  have  a  very  weak  case  if  my  father 
recognized  Stephen  as  the  elder.  I  know  that  old 
bachelor  bishop  uncle  of  mine  could  get  my  father 
to  do  this  if  my  stepmother  gave  him  the  chance 
of  talking  to  my  father.  She  hates  the  Bishop.  I 
sometimes  think  of  throwing  it  all  up.  Stephen  is 
not  a  hypocrite,  as  you  think ;  he  is  as  good  as  I  am 
wicked.  Still,  it  is  the  only  way  to  win  Angel. 

"  Ever  yours, 

"  GEORGE." 

The  Marchesa  dreaded  the  Bishop  of  Ballinasloe 
as  her  most  dangerous  antagonist  in  her  plot  to 
deprive  Stephen  of  his  title  and  inheritance.  The 
Bishop  was  a  shrewd  man  of  the  world — a  quality 
which  is  not  at  all  incompatible  with  being,  as  he 
also  was,  a  kindly  Christian  gentleman.  Since 
Kingscastle  was  shut  up  it  had  been  the  habit 
to  invite  him  to  Chateau  Dijon  for  the  sake  of  old 
associations  during  the  grouse  season  ;  and  the 
Marchesa  could  not  stop  the  Count  writing  to  him 
as  usual,  without  letting  him  into  her  secret  plot, 


144  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

which  would  be  the  last  thing  she  would  think  of  doing. 
She  had  contrived  to  get  Angelica  asked  on  a  visit,  as 
she  did  not  wish  the  Bishop  to  meet  her,  fearing  he 
might  have  his  suspicions  raised  as  to  George's 
designs ;  but,  at  the  last  moment,  Angelica's  friend 
wrote  that  illness  had  broken  out  in  her  house,  and 
so  Angelica  was  at  home  and  would  meet  him. 

Now  the  Bishop,  though  getting  stouter  than  he 
wished,  still  was  a  good  walker,  and  he  had  got 
out  of  the  Count's  carriage,  which  had  been  sent 
to  meet  him  at  Rathdrum,  some  miles  up  the 
Glenmalure  road  ;  he  wanted  the  exercise,  and  to 
realize  quietly  old  scenes  which  were  familiar  to 
him  from  his  earliest  days. 

As  he  walked  along  the  road  by  the  winding 
Avonbeg,  where  he  had  often  fished,  and  saw  the 
heathery  hills,  where  he  had  often  shot  his  full  share 
in  the  old  August  gatherings,  which  had  now  passed 
away  for  ever,  the  heather  seemed  to  the  Bishop  to 
flower  more  beautifully  on  these  well-known  Wicklow 
hills  than  in  his  new  western  bishopric,  and  the 
figures  of  his  brother  and  poor,  exiled  Malet 
seemed  to  rise  before  him.  He  at  length  turned 
sharp  to  the  right  from  Glenmalure,  up  the  steep 
mountain  road  which  led  over  the  hill  to  the  Vale 
of  Clara ;  he  had  not  gone  very  far  up  this  other 
road  when  he  saw  a  graceful  figure,  belonging  to 
the  present  and  not  to  the  past,  walking  down, 
evidently  on  purpose  to  meet  him.  A  lovely  girl, 
with  a  mantilla  thrown  over  her  head,  came  trip- 
ping along  smilingly,  and,  waving  her  hand,  stood 
in  his  path,  "  a  sight  to  make  an  old  man  young." 


ANGELICA  AND  THE   BONEEN.  145 

The  Bishop  felt  he  could  not  have  got  a  pleasanter 
welcome  in  Glenmalure,  where  every  house  looked 
like  home.  Angelica  was  attended  by  two  splendid 
Irish  setters,  one  red,  and  the  other  black  and  white, 
and  an  Irish  terrier,  and  also,  what  looked  intensely 
Irish,  a  pig. 

"  Well,"  said  the  worthy  prelate  to  himself,  as  he 
kissed  Angelica's  sweet,  upturned  face,  "  if  Stephen 
can  resist  this,  he  is  no  true  Corbet."  Then  aloud  to 
the  young  girl :  "  I  can  understand  everything  except 
the  boneen,  Angel  ;  what  does  he  mean?" 

"  The  pig,  my  Lord,"  said  she,  laughing,  "  was 
hard  to  rear,  and  became  a  pet  of  mine.  I  used  to 
feed  him  out  of  my  hand,  and  he  followed  me  ;  and 
now  he  thinks  he  is  a  dog." 

"  I  have  heard  of  learned  pigs,  Angel  dear;  whether 
this  is  a  learned  one  or  not,  I  do  not  know,  but  one 
thing  is  certain,  he  is  a  very  wise  one  if  he  follows 
you.  That  black  and  white  setter  is  a  good  dog ; 
I  am  sure  he  has  a  keen  scent,  and  I  can  trace  back 
the  breed  of  that  terrier  to  Kingscastle.  I  maintain," 
said  the  Bishop  patriotically,  "  that  an  Irish  setter 
is  better  than  an  English  setter  and  pointer  put 
together,  and  a  Dandie  Dinmont  is  nowhere  with 
that  terrier  of  yours." 

To  say  the  truth,  the  Bishop  rattled  on  a  bit  as 
the  valley  and  the  girl  and  the  dogs  recalled  old 
times ;  and  not  to  his  shame,  but  to  his  credit, 
be  it  written,  he  was  affected,  and  his  voice  shook, 
though  he  tried  to  pass  it  off. 

The  Bishop  and  Angelica  then  talked  of  familiar 
subjects  until  they  reached  the  Chateau — a  long  way 

L 


146  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

up  the  road — he  thinking  it  better  on  the  first 
occasion  they  met  not  to  say  much  about  his 
two  nephews. 

The  Count  gave  his  old  friend  a  hearty  welcome  ; 
the  Marchesa  was  civil  enough.  She  was  willing  to 
remain  friendly  so  long  as  the  Bishop  showed  no 
disposition  to  oppose  her  plans. 

Father  O'Toole  came  to  dinner,  and  the  party 
enjoyed  themselves. 

On  a  fine  August  morning,  shortly  after  the 
Bishop's  arrival,  he  and  Angelica,  with  the  setters, 
but  without  the  terrier  and  pig,  started  up,  at  the 
back  of  Chateau  Dijon,  to  .try  the  prospects  of  game 
for  the  2Oth,  though  the  Bishop  had  no  intention 
of  shooting. 

The  purple  heather  was  in  full  bloom,  and  the  air 
fresh  and  balmy  ;  and  when  the  portly  Bishop  got  a 
little  out  of  breath,  he  appealed  to  his  gentle  com- 
panion, who  was  as  fresh  as  a  rose  and  as  little 
distressed  as  if  she  were  walking  on  a  level  sea- 
beach,  to  turn  and  look  at  the  glorious  view,  and  well 
it  repaid  them.  The  day  was  clear,  and  free  from 
haze.  They  could  see  right  across  the  Valley  of  the 
Avonbeg  and  the  moraine  which  closes  it  in  on  the 
far  side  from  them,  and  then  beyond  the  valley,  and 
towering  over  it,  they  saw  Lugnaquilla,  the  loftiest 
mountain  in  Wicklow,  with  its  topmost  peak  just 
tipped  by  a  fleecy  cloud,  which  adcfed  to  the  beauty 
of  the  scene.  The  Vale  of  Avoca  is  pleasanter,  and 
more  suitable  for  residence  than  Glenmalure ;  but 
the  latter  valley  is  wilder  and  grander,  and,  like  some 
of  the  Scottish  Highland  glens,  is  still  full  of  the 


ANGELICA  AND  THE   BONEEN.  147 

wonderful  stories  of  the  savage  wars  of  former  days. 
At  the  time  we  are  writing  of,  it  contained  old  people 
who  gave  thrilling  accounts  of  the  stand  made  there 
by  the  rebel  leader  Holt  after  the  rebellion  of  1798, 
and  of  the  manner  in  which  he  had  defied  the  British 
soldiers  for  months  in  these  fastnesses. 

The  Bishop  had  heard  that  George  had  been 
stopping  frequently  of  late  at  Chateau  Dijon,  and 
that  Stephen  had  been  staying  at  Father  O'Toole's  ; 
and  he  was  curious  to  know  the  reason  why  the 
wilder,  younger,  and  less  desirable  of  the  twins  was 
evidently  made  more  welcome  than  his  steadier 
and  elder  brother.  He  remarked  :  "  George  has 
been  here  a  good  deal  of  late  ;  is  he  expected  for 
the  20th?" 

"  No,"  said  Angelica  simply  ;  and  the  Bishop  said  : 
"Stephen  has  been  with  Father  O'Toole?" 

"  Yes,"  was  the  sole  reply. 

The  Bishop,  so  far,  had  not  made  much  way,  and 
was  a  little  nettled  ;  and  he  then,  turning  and  look- 
ing at  the  girl,  said  gently :  "  Which  of  the  two  do 
you  like  better,  Angel  ?  I  know  they  both  like  you, 
and  I  admire  their  taste." 

Angelica  laughed,  and  said  :  "  I  fear,  my  Lord, 
you  are  a  flatterer.  They  were  both  playmates  of 
mine.  I  agree  with  you  ;  I  prefer  Stephen  ;  and  if  it 
had  been  in  England,  I  would  have  gone  to  hear  him 
preach  ;  but  I  could  not,  of  course,  according  to  the 
laws  of  my  Church,  hear  him  in  Ireland." 

"Then  why,"  said  the  Bishop,  "has  George  been 
visiting  so  much  here,  and  Stephen  not  at  all  ?  and 
if  you  have  scruples  about  entering  a  Protestant 


148  AN   IRISH    UTOPIA. 

church,  I  hear  George  has  none  such  as  to  entering 
one  of  your  faith." 

Angelica  blushed  scarlet,  and  remained  silent. 
He  answered  himself  by  saying  aloud :  "  I  was 
taking  the  privilege  of  an  old  friend,  dear  Angel, 
and  perhaps  asking  you  too  many  troublesome 
questions.  I  am  glad  you  prefer  Stephen.  I  should 
not  like  you,  whom  I  remember  growing  up  under 
my  old  eyes,  and  have  always  dearly  loved,  to  be  too 
friendly  with  George.  Your  mother  does  not  like 
Stephen,  and  nearly  created  a  quarrel  between  him 
and  me." 

"  Neither  my  mother  nor  George  likes  Stephen," 
replied  Angelica.  "  I  also  was  set  against  the  poor 
fellow ;  and,  instead  of  his  acting  wrongly,  Fanny 
Greene  writes  and  tells  me  that  he  saved  the  life  of 
a  poor  young  innocent  girl." 

"Why  is  this?"  said  the  Bishop,  who  had  now 
become  more  interested  than  he  had  expected. 
"  Why  should  they  be  against  him  ?  Has  George, 
who  has  nothing,  the  impudence  to  run  down 
Stephen,  and  ask  you  to  marry  him?" 

Angelica  hesitated  ;  and  then  it  flashed  through 
her  mind  it  might  be  right  to  warn  Stephen's  uncle 
of  George's  animosity,  which  this  direct  question 
had  put  vividly  before  her.  She  also  suddenly 
remembered  that  George  had  plainly  told  her  that, 
as  his  wife,  she  would  become  Countess  of  Clara, 
and  she  recalled  his  threats  against  Stephen.  She 
then  told  him  that  George  had  asked  her  to  marry 
him,  and  said  he  was  the  elder  son,  and  that  he 
was  jealous  of  Stephen  ;  adding,  with  a  nervousness 


ANGELICA  AND   THE   BONEEN.  149 

which  did  not  escape  her  discerning  listener,  that 
Stephen  had  never  shown  any  feeling  but  friendship 
for  her,  and  George's  jealousy  was  utterly  ground- 
less. The  Bishop  was  puzzled,  and  thanked  her  for 
putting  him  on  his  guard,  and  they  then  drifted  into 
talking  about  other  matters. 

The  Marchesa  eyed  the  two  mountain-climbers, 
as  she  playfully  described  them,  attentively  at  dinner; 
and  being  a  conspirator  herself,  her  guilty  conscience 
divined  that  they  were  conspiring  also.  She 
approached  the  Bishop  on  the  question  of  his 
favourite  nephew,  Stephen. 

"  Why,  my  Lord,  is  Stephen  a  working  clergyman? 
is  it  because  he  has  no  expectations?" 

"  Every  man,  madam,"  replied  the  prelate  gravely, 
"ought  to  have  a  career  according  to  his  vocation 
in  life.  Stephen,  in  my  judgment,  has  chosen  the 
noblest  of  all." 

The  Marchesa  pursued  the  subject  no  further  ;  she 
feared  lest  in  trying  to  find  out  the  Bishop's  plans 
she  might  betray  her  own. 


CHAPTER  XX. 

WHAT   HAS   BECOME  OF  FATHER  O'TOOLE'S 
REGISTER  ? 

THE  Bishop  of  Ballinasloe  was  much  exercised  in 
his  mind  by  what  he  had  heard  from  Angelica. 
Neither  she  nor  the  Bishop  had  yet  grasped  the 
nefarious  plot  against  Stephen  ;  but  he  had  heard 
enough  to  make  him  uneasy,  and  he  called  on 
Father  O'Toole  to  ascertain,  if  possible,  exactly  how 
matters  stood. 

The  worthy  priest,  however,  knew  nothing  more 
than  Angelica  or  the  Bishop.  He  indignantly  denied 
that  George  had  been  received  into  the  Roman 
Catholic  Church  ;  and  he  hoped  Angelica  would  not 
be  persuaded  by  her  mother  to  marry  him. 

"  And,  why,"  said  the  Bishop,  "  does  the  Marchesa 
want  the  marriage  ?" 

"  I  do  not  know,  Bishop,"  replied  Father  O'Toole 
wearily,  "what  plot  that  restless,  ambitious  woman 
has ;  no  doubt,  she  thinks  the  so-called  conversion  of 
George  may  be  a  feather  in  her  cap;  and  I  cannot  tell 
what  is  the  meaning  of  George's  boast  to  Angelica 
that  if  she  married  him  she  would  be  a  Countess  ;  he, 
surely,  does  not  deny  Stephen  is  the  elder.  I  baptized 
him  as  the  elder,  and  entered  it  in  my  book.  I  got  a 
warning  to  do  so  from  a  previous  case  which  arose 


FATHER   O'TOOLE'S   REGISTER.  151 

in  this  very  parish  as  to  which  of  two  brothers  was 
the  elder.  I  will  show  you  the  entry,"  he  said, 
rising,  and  going  to  his  simple  muniment  box. 

"  I  wish  you  would  ;  I  always  regarded  Stephen 
as  the  elder,  though  it  was  not  a  matter  of  any 
importance  until  my  nephew  Michael  was  killed  in 
India  after  that  flinty-hearted  sister-in-law  of  mine 
had  banished  him  there.  I  cannot  recollect  my 
brother  ever  referring  to  the  subject ;  and  Stephen's 
poor  mother  never  mentioned  it  to  me,  she  was  so 
offended  I  did  not  come  down  personally  to  christen 
the  boys,  which  you  did  just  as  well.  May  I  ask 
you,  Father,  the  name  of  the  person  who  told  you 
Stephen  was  the  elder,  when  you  were  performing 
the  rite  of  baptism  ?" 

Father  O'Toole  was  silent  for  a  minute,  and  then 
said :  "  I  cannot  just  now  remember ;  the  name  may 
come  to  me  when  I  recall  the  scene.  I  never  heard 
the  question  debated  until  now.  I  formally  asked 
which  was  the  elder,  and  was  certainly  told  that  it  was 
Stephen  ;  there  is  no  doubt  about  that,  and  I  wrote 
it  in  my  book,  with  the  name  of  the  person  who  told 
me.  However,  I  will  get  the  entry  itself." 

He  then  opened  the  box  with  a  simple  key,  and 
proceeded  to  take  out  his  registry  books. 

"  Here  is  the  oldest  I  have.     They  are  all  indexed." 

Father  O'Toole  hunted  amongst  them ;  first  making 
a  joke  of  not  laying  his  hands  on  it  at  once ;  then 
getting  more  serious;  then  losing  his  head  and 
patience,  and  tumbling  all  the  books  out  in  a  heap. 
The  Bishop  knew  the  year,  which  was  on  the 
back  of  each  book.  After  a  long  search  the  Bishop, 


152  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

the  calmer  of  the  two,  got  all  the  books  in  order,  and 
it  was  clear  they  were  all  there,  except  the  one  they 
wanted  :  it  was  missing ! 

"  Have  you  been  looking  up  an  entry  lately, 
Father?"  said  the  Bishop;  "you  may  have  put  it 
aside  in  some  other  place  ?" 

"  I  tell  you,"  said  the  poor  priest  excitedly,  "  I 
have  not  opened  that  book  for  years.  No  one  has 
disturbed  it." 

"  Has  anyone  access  to  it?"  said  the  Bishop. 

"  No  one.  My  new  housekeeper,  since  I  got  rheu- 
matism, occasionally  takes  the  keys  and  opens  the 
box  for  a  book,  never  for  one  of  these  old  books." 

"  And  your  new  housekeeper  is  Nancy  Bradley," 
said  the  Bishop  ;  "  I  know  her  well  ;  she's  all 
right." 

Nancy  was  called  in,  and  said  that  she  knew  nothing 
about  the  book.  She  answered  quite  readily,  and  did 
not  seem  in  the  least  taken  by  surprise ;  in  fact,  she 
had  been  listening  at  the  door,  and  heard  all  that  was 
going  on.  The  two  old  men  discussed  and  re-discussed 
the  matter,  and  went  into  the  Marchesa's  motives, 
getting  gradually  more  and  more  mixed,  instead  of 
clearer,  over  the  transactions.  Father  O'Toole  told 
his  friend  plainly  he  feared  for  a  time  Angelica  would 
submit  to  her  mother  and  consent  to  wed  George ; 
but  he  had  no  fear  on  that  point  since  she  had  dis- 
covered Stephen  had  been  slandered,  and  George's 
duplicity  and  plots  against  his  brother ;  in  fact,  the 
good  priest  said  that  he  feared  Angelica  was  now 
in  love  with  Stephen,  and  that  he  only  had  warm, 
friendly  feelings  for  her,  and  nothing  more. 


FATHER  O'TOOLE'S  REGISTER.  153 

"  Would  you  like  the  match,  Bishop  ?"  he  asked. 

"  No,  and  yes,"  said  the  other  slowly.  "  I  look 
on  Stephen  as  my  own  son.  I  could  not  be  fonder 
of  him  if  he  actually  were  so  ;  and  Angelica  is  rightly 
so  called,  for  she  is  an  angel,  heavenly,  beautiful, 
divine,  rather  than  human,  perhaps  more  suited  for 
the  cloister  than  this  work-a-day  world  with  its  petty 
ambitions  and  jealousies  ;  but" — here  the  good  man 
smiled  sadly — "  until  your  old  friend  J.  K.  L.'s  union 
of  hearts  and  creeds  is  effected,  I  do  not  like  mixed 
marriages." 

"  Neither  do  I,"  said  Father  O'Toole  ;  "  but,  then, 
Bishop,  neither  of  us  is  a  young  man  ardently  in 
love  with  a  young  woman  of  a  different  faith. 
Stephen,  if  he  loved  her,  which  I  do  not  think  he 
does,  might,  if  such  were  the  case,  find  strong 
arguments  in  favour  of  the  marriage." 

"  Well,"  said  the  Bishop,  reflectively,  and  as  if  his 
mind  were  made  up  on  the  matter,  "  if  Stephen  told 
me  he  wanted  to  marry  dear  Angel,  I  would  say 
nothing  against  it;  still,  I  would  wish  her  to  be  a 
Protestant  if  she  accepted  him.  As  long  as  she 
does  not  marry  a  Protestant,  I  think  her  present 
faith  becomes  her  well ;  there  could  not  be  a  better 
Christian,  or  one  surer  of  heaven." 

"  Stephen  will  never  put  you  to  that  test,"  said  the 
priest  gravely.  "  He  loves  the  girl  as  a  sister;  he 
will  never  want  to  marry  her.  Angel,  on  the  other 
hand,  loves  him,  and  I  am  glad  she  will  never  be 
tempted  by  a  proposal  from  him — a  terrible  conflict 
would  then  rage  in  her,  whether  she  would  follow 
love  or  duty.  She  thinks  her  vocation  is,  as  you  have 


154  AN  IKJSH  UTOPIA. 

said,  the  cloister.  The  only  solace  to  her  would  be 
if  Stephen  became  a  Catholic,  as  so  many  of  your 
ritualistic  clergy  have.  I  think  where  two  of  different 
creeds  marry,  they,  at  all  events,  ought  to  have  a 
union  of  Christendom,  and  have  one  united  religion  : 
that  is  where  the  practical  difficulty  arises  ;  which  is 
to  give  way  ?  Jimmy  Doyle,  if  he  had  lived,  might 
have  solved  it,  ere  the  world  got  so  critical  as  it  now 
is,  when  harmless  old  customs  are  magnified  into 
errors,  and  Christian  charity,  though  never  so  much 
applauded  as  nowadays,  is  less  practised  than 
formerly." 

"  To  return  to  the  subject  we  have  at  heart," 
rejoined  the  Bishop :  "  we  both  love  Angel  and 
Stephen,  and  we  both  regret  George  is  not  what  we 
would  wish  him  to  be.  Angel's  love  for  Stephen  will 
never  let  her  marry  his  brother,  who  wants  to  injure 
him.  I  must  see  my  brother  about  this,  and  take  care 
that  inr4his  old  age  he  blesses  Esau  and  not  Jacob." 

"  Now  I  remember,"  said  Father  O'Toole ;  "  it  all 
comes  back  to  me.  I  warned  them  at  the  christening 
not  to  put  Ephraim  before  Manasseh,  and  good 
Mrs.  Simpson,  who  held  Stephen,  said:  'No  fear  of 
that :  this  is  the  elder  ;  this  is  Manasseh,  and  he  is 
the  finer  boy  of  the  two ' ;  and  Nancy  Bradley  was 
there  holding  George.  By  the  way,  she  was  talking 
to  me  of  it  the  other  day.  I  think  she  was  trying  to 
find  out  what  I  remembered.  She  evidently  favours 
George,  though  she  tries  to  conceal  it" 

He  then,  notwithstanding  the  stiffening  of  his 
joints,  got  up  quietly  and  opened  the  door  suddenly, 
when  both  the  men  saw  Nancy  moving  quickly 


FATHER  O'TOOLE'S  REGISTER.  155 

away,  and  Father  O'Toole  cried  after  her :  "  Bring 
us  coffee,  Mrs.  Bradley,"  and,  shutting  the  door, 
whispered :  "  She  was  manifestly  listening." 

"  Certainly,"  said  the  Bishop,  "  there  is  no  doubt 
of  that.  I  thought  she  would  have  been  all  right. 
By  the  way,  who  recommended  her  ?" 

"  The  Marchesa." 

"  Then  I  advise  you  to  get  rid  of  her ;  we  must 
counteract  some  plot  which  is  evidently  hatching." 

These  two  good  old  men  were  bad  detectives. 
Both  had  plenty  of  common-sense,  but  the  honesty 
of  their  natures  found  it  almost  impossible  for  them 
to  realize  the  nefarious  wickedness  of  the  scheme 
which  was  slowly  unfolding.  A  crime,  unless 
committed  by  a  lunatic,  has  some  motive ;  the 
motive,  even  when  the  perpetrator  is  quite  sane,  is 
often  so  remote,  so  unsubstantial,  that  it  actually 
renders  it  the  more  difficult  to  discover.  Here  a 
young  man,  in  a  vain  attempt  to  win  the  girl  whom 
he  loved,  for  his  main  object,  and  a  peerage  and 
estates  as  additional  secondary  temptations,  was 
willing  to  blast  the  reputation  and  ruin  the  career  of 
a  twin-brother  who  had  always  aided  him  and  helped 
him  out  of  many  a  scrape.  Still,  there  were  here 
ordinary  human  motives — love,  jealousy,  pride  of 
rank,  and  greed  of  gain. 

The  Marchesa  was  harder  to  understand,  and  it 
might  have  puzzled  her  to  fix  on  her  leading  motive 
for  her  intended  crimes,  of  which  she  was  the  relent- 
less instigator  and  originator,  as  she  led  and  tempted 
George  to  join  her  in  them.  She  had  passionately 
loved  her  son.  She  was  willing  to  sacrifice  husband, 


156  AN    IRISH    UTOPIA. 

daughter,  herself,  and  everyone  for  his  advancement ; 
he  was  taken  from  her,  and  she  became  ambitious 
for  her  daughter,  of  whose  beauty,  accomplishments, 
and  attractiveness  she  was  justly  proud.  Had  she 
carried  her  to  England  or  the  Continent — had 
Angelica  been  willing  to  obey  her,  without  any  plot 
or  intrigue — the  Marchesa  might  have  easily  secured 
a  brilliant  alliance  for  her  now  only  child. 

The   Count   was   averse   to  leaving  the   Chateau 
Dijon,  and  the  Marchesa  had  got  out  of  touch  with 
the  world  ;  she,  therefore,  was   almost  restricted  to 
the  twins.     She  unhesitatingly  chose  Stephen  as  the 
elder,  the   better  conducted,  and   the  one  she   saw 
Angelica   favoured  ;    she   slowly   perceived,   to    her 
astonishment  and  indignation,  that  he  evidently  did 
not  fancy  Angelica.     In  her  rage  against  the  man 
whom  she  considered  had  rejected  the  hand  of  her 
daughter,  she  turned  to  his  brother ;  and  in  order  to 
make  George  a  fit  suitor   for  Angelica,   it  became 
necessary  to  overthrow  the  brother,  whom  she  was  only 
too  anxious  to  punish  for  his  insolent  indifference,  and 
for  thwarting  her  schemes.     Slight  and  visionary  as 
such  motives  appear  to  be  for  such  dastardly  crimes, 
they  are  stronger  than  many  which  have  convulsed 
the  world.     Father  O'Toole  and  the  Bishop  could 
not    fathom    them ;     but    they    were    slowly    and 
reluctantly    learning    that,    whatever     the    motives 
might  be,  a  conspiracy  was  in  existence  which  they 
were  bound  for  every  reason  to  defeat  as  best  they 
could.     They  sat  long  over  their  coffee,  and   then 
strolled  slowly  to  Chateau   Dijon,  and  met  Nancy 
Bradley  just  leaving  the  place  as  they  entered.     She 


FATHER  O'TOOLE'S   REGISTER.  157 

looked  annoyed  at  meeting  them,  and  the  two  friends 
exchanged  meaning  looks  as  she  passed  by  them. 
It  was  easy  to  see  she  had  been  carrying  news  to  the 
Marchesa. 

The  Bishop  would  have  left  at  once,  only  he  did 
not  wish  to  offend  the  Count,  whom  he  acquitted  of 
having  any  connexion  with  the  plot,  and  he  did  not 
wish  to  arouse  the  Marchesa's  suspicions. 

As  he  and  the  Count  were  sitting  over  their  wine 
after  dinner  a  couple  of  days  later,  the  Count, 
remaining  silent  for  a  few  moments,  then  asked  the 
Bishop  what  he  thought  of  his  nephew  George, 
adding  :  "  The  Marchesa,  I  fancy,  though  she  has  not 
confided  in  me,  evidently  wants  to  marry  him  to  my 
Angel.  We  are  old  friends,  Fitzroy.  I  do  not  like 
the  man.  If  it  were  either  of  your  nephews,  I 
would  prefer  Stephen  ;  still,  she  could  not  marry  a 
Protestant  parson,  and  it  struck  me  he  was  not 
anxious  to  win  her.  George  is  evidently  devoted 
to  Angel.  I  fear,  though,  he  bets  and  gambles  and 
drinks  too  much.  You  are  not  offended  with  me, 
Fitz,  old  fellow  ?  Angel  is  all  that  is  left  to  me,  and 
you  yourself  have  seen  her  grow  up  ;  you  would  not 
like  to  see  her  unhappy,  or  marry  a  scamp,  which 
George,  I  am  afraid,  is?  " 

"  Count,"  said  the  Bishop,  solemnly,  "  I  love 
Angel.  I  would  give  her  to  my  favourite  nephew, 
my  adopted  son,  if  both  of  them  had  their  hearts  set 
on  it.  On  account  of  the  difference  in  religions  and 
his  profession,  I  agree  with  you  the  match  would  be 
unsuitable.  As  to  George,  I  would  sooner  follow 
Angel's  coffin  to  the  grave  than  see  her  married  to 
such  a  blackguard." 


158  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

"  Then,  Fitz,  you  think  badly  of  him  ?  " 

"  Could  not  think  worse,"  was  the  reply. 

"  I  do  not  think  Angel  will  marry  him.  My  wife 
never  could  influence  her  in  important  things  ;  and  if 
I  find  it  necessary,  I  shall  interfere.  I  hear  nothing  of 
his  coming  over.  It  may  be  a  needless  fear ;  still, 
I  am  glad  I  had  a  talk  with  you.  Have  another 
glass  of  claret." 

They  had  another  glass  together,  and  joined  the 
ladies,  when  Angelica  sang  sweetly  a  Spanish  ballad 
for  them  to  her  mother's  accompaniment. 

The  Bishop  left  the  next  day. 


CHAPTER  XXI. 

THE   THEATRE   ELEVATES    AS    WELL   AS  DEPRAVES- 

AUGUSTA,  Lady  Stonehenge,  lived  in  Grosvenor 
Square.  She  was  an  elderly,  stately,  kindly,  clever, 
rich  old  woman,  and  the  Dowager  of  the  twelfth 
Lord  Stonehenge,  and  she  looked  down  on  the 
new  mushroom  additions  to  the  House  of  Lords. 
She  at  one  time  was  likely  to  become  an  important 
social  political  leader,  with  an  influential  salon. 
The  death  of  her  husband,  who  was  a  Cabinet 
Minister,  put  an  end  to  all  such  aspirations.  She 
had  no  son  ;  and  the  peerage  went  off  to  a  distant 
cousin  of  her  husband.  She  had  four  daughters,  all 
of  whom  had  flown  away  from  her  nest,  and  were 
well  married.  The  last  of  them  had  only  left  her  a 
couple  of  months,  and  Lady  Stonehenge  felt  very 
lonely.  She  poured  out  her  feelings  on  this  subject 
to  her  old  friend,  Lady  Mildred  Northallerton,  who 
was  herself  a  widow,  and  was  at  the  time  at  which 
we  are  now  writing  on  a  visit  to  her  niece,  the  wife 
of  the  Lord  Lieutenant  in  Dublin.  Lady  Mildred 
replied,  saying  that  an  accomplished  young  person,  a 
Miss  Gertrude  Banks,  who  was  then  in  Dublin, 
might  answer  as  a  companion  ;  that  she  had  heard 
a  good  deal  of  her  from  a  Mrs.  Greene,  the  wife  of 


160  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

a  leading  physician,  professionally  engaged  at  the 
Castle.  Lady  Stonehenge  wrote  back  to  Lady 
Mildred,  begging  her  to  make  further  inquiries,  and 
got  the  following  letter  : — 

"  VICEREGAL  LODGE,  DUBLIN. 
"DEAR  GUSSY, 

"  The  season  is  over  at  last.  It  wound  up  with  a 
Ball  on  St.  Patrick's  Day.  You  know  I  do  not  like 
the  Irish.  I  think  them  quarrelsome  and  trouble- 
some ;  still,  there  are  very  pretty  girls  amongst  them, 
with  awful  brogues,  and  fine-looking  young  men, 
who  dance  awkwardly.  I  know  I  am  the  most  good- 
natured  old  woman  in  the  world  ;  and  I  pity  you 
since  you  lost  Mabel.  I  saw  Mrs.  Greene.  She 
says  Gertrude  Banks  is  a  daughter  of  Captain  Banks, 
who  a  long  time  ago  was  in  the  3Oth  Hussars.  I 
just  remember  meeting  him.  He  went  to  the  bad 
and  lived  on  his  sister,  and  the  sister  reared  Gertrude  ; 
and  when  she  died,  the  girl  went  on  the  stage,  and 
fell  ill  in  Dublin,  and  was  taken  up  by  Dr.  Greene, 
and  has  been  living  with  them  for  some  time. 
Mrs.  Greene  has  her  with  her  own  daughters,  and 
praises  her  highly.  The  Bankses  you  must  have 
heard  of.  They  have  a  fine  old  family  seat  in 
Worcester,  called  Millbrook  Chase.  I  got  an  invita- 
tion for  Mrs.  Greene  and  the  girl  to  a  private 
luncheon  at  the  Viceregal  Lodge,  and  she  fairly 
surprised  me.  She  has  not  a  bit  of  an  under-bred 
actress's  manner;  she  is  quiet,  refined,  and  aristo- 
cratic in  looks  and  every  way ;  can  speak  several 
languages  fluently,  and  sing  and  play  splendidly. 


THE  THEATRE  ELEVATES.         l6l 

I  spoke  to  her  about  you,  and  she  is  satisfied  to  go 
to  you  on  trial.  I  sent  you  all  my  news  in  my 
last. 

"  Ever  yours, 

"  MILDRED  NORTHALLERTON." 

Lady  Stonehenge  had  great  confidence  in  the 
knowledge  of  the  world  and  penetration  of  her  friend. 
She  got  Gertrude  over  on  trial,  and  took  a  great 
fancy  to  her.  Lady  Stonehenge  believed  in  blue 
blood,  and  the  girl  being  a  Banks,  of  Millbrook 
Chase,  satisfied  her  on  that  point.  Gertrude  had 
been  brought  up  in  refinement  by  Miss  Banks,  and 
showed  her  patroness  that  she  was  quite  able  to  pour 
out  tea  and  coffee,  and  play  and  sing,  and  act  the 
assistant  hostess  at  Lady  Stonehenge's  receptions 
and  more  private  little  gatherings.  The  girl  had  all 
the  instincts  of  a  lady ;  and  her  year  on  the  stage  had 
done  her  good,  not  harm.  Many  well-meaning 
people  uncharitably  and  ignorantly  brand  all  actors 
and  actresses  as  dangerous,  dissolute  characters.  If 
they  inquired,  they  would  learn  that  they  include  as 
well-born,  highly-bred,  honourable  men  and  women 
as  there  are  to  be  found  in  the  world.  There  is 
certainly  as  great  a  difference  between  a  high-class, 
well-living  young  actress  and  htfr  degraded  sister  as 
there  is  between  a  play  of  Shakespeare  and  a  play 
of  Mrs.  Afra  Behn.  Gertrude's  ambition  when  she 
joined  the  stage  had  been  to  fit  herself  for  the  leading 
characters  in  Shakespeare  and  other  first-rate  plays; 
and  the  study  of  them,  and  the  interest  she  ha 
taken  in  what  she  regarded  as  her  profess" 

M  Jon 


162  AN   IRISH  UTOPIA. 

enlarged  and  strengthened  her  naturally  good  intel- 
lect, and  in  no  way  injured  her  instinctive  purity  of 
thought.  She  also  prided  herself  upon  her  family, 
was  determined  in  no  way  to  lower  it,  and  felt  it 
due  to  the  memory  of  her  aunt,  whom  she  regarded 
as  a  mother,  that  she  herself  should  maintain  the 
bearing  of  a  lady,  though  she  was  only  a  struggling 
actress.  Naturally  she  was  stunned  when  she  heard 
of  her  forlorn  condition  on  Miss  Banks's  death ;  still, 
she  felt  no  resentment,  as  she  knew  the  old  lady 
had  intended  to  leave  her  well  provided  for.  She 
had,  by  her  will,  left  a  small  estate  to  Gertrude; 
but  it  was  found  after  her  death  she  had  no  power  to 
do  so,  her  interest  in  it  having  ceased  with  her  life. 

Lady  Stonehenge  at  first,  when  she  went  out 
to  receptions  and  for  drives,  left  Gertrude  at 
home.  Gradually  and  imperceptibly  the  girl  got 
beyond  being  merely  a  humble  companion,  assisting 
in  doing  the  honours  in  Grosvenor  Square.  Visitors 
were  attracted  by  her  ;  and  Lady  Stonehenge  was 
surprised  by  several  of  the  most  exclusive  of  them 
actually  including  Miss  Gertrude  Banks  in  their 
invitations  to  receptions  and,  afterwards,  even  to 
dinners. 

She  was  paid  large   sums  for  singing  in  London 

at  some  very  select  concerts  ;   and,  besides,  Lady 

Stonehenge    insisted    on    giving    her    dresses    for 

the  private  entertainments  she  was   now  asked   to 

ccompany  her  to. 

^very     really    good-hearted     lady     is     a     born 
hmaker  ;  and  Lady  Stonehenge  observed  with 
nent  and  delight  that,  in  a  marked  manner, 


THE   THEATRE    ELEVATES.  163 

the  number  of  young  men  surprisingly  increased  at 
her  own  afternoons  and  private  receptions.  To  her 
amazement  Gertrude  did  not  seem  as  glad  to  talk  to 
them  as  they  to  her ;  and  there  was  an  undercurrent 
of  sadness  in  her  she  could  not  account  for  altogether 
by  the  unexpected  reverse  of  fortune  she  met  with 
in  her  aunt's  death. 

One  of  the  young  men  who  seemed  most  attracted 
by  her  was  the  young  Earl  of  Church  Stretton, 
who  was  the  eldest  son  of  the  Marquis  of  Wrekin, 
and  an  officer  in  the  Coldstream  Guards.  He  was 
a  handsome  man  of  average  abilities,  and  he  had 
the  reputation  of  being  fairly  steady  for  a  young 
nobleman  about  town.  The  peerage  had  been  a 
poor  one  until  Lord  Church  Stretton 's  father,  the 
existing  Marquis,  married  a  rich  manufacturer's 
daughter  ;  and,  as  there  was  a  large  family,  it  was 
considered  desirable  the  heir  to  this  ancient  title 
should  also  marry  money.  His  attentions  to  Gertrude 
became,  however,  very  marked.  Lady  Stonehenge 
watched  her  narrowly,  and  observed  that,  without 
any  decided  action  on  her  companion's  part,  she 
managed  to  keep  him  at  a  distance,  and  avoid 
tete-d-tSte,  and  in  a  surprisingly  clever  way  to  con- 
trive that  some  other  youth  should  turn  over  her 
music  for  her,  or  pay  her  many  of  the  little  courtesies 
winning,  attractive  young  girls  usually  receive. 

Lady  Stonehenge  was  fairly  at  a  loss  how  to 
iccount  for  her  companion's  indifference  to  the  pros- 
set  of  a  good  settlement ;  and,  as  was  her  wont,  she 
)ured  out  her  thoughts  in  a  letter  to  Lady  Mildred, 
who  had  returned  to  her  dower  house  in  Yorkshire. 


164  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

"  GROSVENOR  SQUARE. 
"  DEAREST  MILLY, 

"  Come  up  for  a  few  days  and  see  what  is  going 
on.  The  Austrian  Prince  is  here,  has  come  to 
my  reception,  and  talks  French  and  German  alter- 
nately to  my  factotum,  Gertrude.  Dearest  Milly,  I 
cannot  make  her  out.  She  is  either  the  deepest 
hypocrite  or  the  best  creature  I  have  ever  met. 
Young  Church  Stretton  haunts  my  house.  It  is  easy 
to  see  Gertrude  is  the  attraction.  In  the  most 
marvellous  way,  without  offending  him  or  doing  any- 
thing marked,  she  keeps  him  at  a  distance.  At  first 
I  thought  she  was  doing  the  actress — wanting  to  lure 
him  on,  entangle  him  inextricably  in  her  meshes, 
and  prevent  his  family  taking  the  alarm.  I  cannot 
now  think  it.  Only  imagine,  my  usual  invitation  to 
dinner  at  the  Wrekins  was  accompanied  by  an 
invitation  to  Miss  Gertrude  Banks.  Now,  Church 
Stretton  can  do  anything  he  likes  with  the  Mar- 
chioness, his  mother.  You  remember  her,  Milly,  the 
year  she  was  presented,  an  amiable,  plain  little  thing. 
He  has,  of  course,  managed  this  invitation.  Gertrude 
wanted  not  to  go.  '  Why?'  I  said.  '  Because,'  said 
she,  '  it  is  taking  me  out  of  my  position.'  I  said : 
'  The  Bankses  of  Millbrook  Chase  were  a  fine  old 
family,  and  anyone  can  see  you  have  breeding/  '  I 
know  now  that  I  do  not  belong  to  that  family,  Lady 
Stonehenge,'  she  answered,  in  a  trembling  voice, 
as  if  she  could  scarcely  keep  from  crying.  'Why, 
what  do  you  mean?'  I  said;  and  she  then  replied: 
'  The  last  talk  I  had  with  poor  old  Captain  Banks, 
whom  I  always  regarded  as  my  father,  I  gathered 


THK  THEATRE  ELEVATES.  165 

from  him  that  I  was  not  even  distantly  related 
to  him.  He  was  very  confused,  and  muttered 
something  about  my  being  adopted  ;  and  gave  me  a 
box  with  old  faded  letters  and  some  trinkets,  which 
I  have  never  had  time  to  go  through.  In  fact,  kind 
friend,  I  feel  like  on  the  brink  of  some  terrible 
precipice  ;  I  do  not  want  to  know  who  I  am.'  I  did 
not  like  to  say  anything  to  Gertrude  then  about 
Church  Stretton ;  but  if  Emily  Wrekin  chooses  to 
ask  the  girl  to  dinner,  I  cannot  be  blamed  if  her  son 
marries  her.  I  just  said,  by  way  of  ending  the  con- 
versation, but  gently,  to  the  poor  child  (why  is  it  I 
am  so  fond  of  her,  Milly  ?  Am  I  getting  dotty  ?) : 
'  I  would  like  you  to  go  this  time,  Gertrude  ;  we  will 
talk  about  your  own  affairs  some  other  time ;  they 
may  prove  better  than  you  think.'  She  agreed,  and 
we  went.  The  Austrian  Prince  and  Church  Stretton 
contended  for  her.  I  never  saw  her  look  so  hand- 
some. I  gave  her  a  white  muslin  evening  dress.  She 
wore  my  pearl  necklace,  a  gold  watch  and  chain  she 
had  of  her  mother's,  and  a  brooch  with  a  likeness  of 
her  mother  in  it,  and  some  of  her  hair.  She  is  a 
mystery  to  me.  I  often  fancy  she  was  fond  of  some 
one  before  we  met.  She  not  only  does  not  flirt,  but 
even  is  apparently  quite  indifferent  to  admiration. 
The  Marquis  introduced  himself  to  her,  and  they  had 
a  long  chat ;  and  only  think,  Milly,  he  saw  us  out 
to  our  carriage.  I  have  often  dined  in  the  house, 
but  I  was  never  paid  such  an  attention  before. 

"  Your  loving  friend, 

"AUGUSTA  STONEHENGE." 


l66  AN  IRISH    UTOPIA. 

After  a  few  days  came  a  long  letter  from  Lady 
Mildred,  from  which  it  is  only  necessary  to  give  the 
following  extract : — 

"  I  agree  with  you,  Gussy  ;  you  are  getting  '  dotty ' ; 
take  care  that  mysterious  young  woman  does  not 
forge  your  name  and  steal  your  jewels  ;  your  neck- 
lace I  consider  you  have  virtually  given  her  in  your 
dotage.  No,  thank  you,  I  could  not  bear  the  journey 
to  London  just  now,  I  would  have  too  much  carriage 
travelling.  I  am  invited  to  Wrekin  Castle  ;  perhaps 
I  may  meet  you  there  and  your  knowing  companion, 
on  the  look-out  no  doubt  for  a  catch,  if  she  has  not 
secured  one  already.  I  feel  I  am  responsible  for 
recommending  her  to  you  ;  if  we  meet  at  Wrekin,  I 
will  watch  her,  and  take  notes." 

Lady  Stonehenge  questioned  Gertrude  about  what 
the  Marquis  was  saying  to  her.  She  simply  said  : 
"  He  asked  me  could  I  possibly  be  related  to  him, 
as  I  was  very  like  his  mother,  and  I  told  him  I 
thought  not.  He  also  told  me  he  wished  Lord 
Church  Stretton  to  marry  and  settle  down  in  one  of 
his  country  seats." 

"  That  means,"  remarked  Lady  Stonehenge,  "  that 
you  will  see  no  more  of  the  Wrekins." 

"  On  the  contrary,"  said  Gertrude ;  "  he  said  that 
you,  dear  Lady  Stonehenge,  were  asked  to  Wrekin 
in  the  autumn,  and  that  I  should  accompany  you." 

"  That's  the  most  wonderful  thing  of  all,"  said  the 
old  lady  ;  "  wonders  never  cease." 

We  must  here  explain  that  Gertrude  when  settled 
at  Lady  Stonehenge's  found  out  with  great  difficulty, 
through  the  manager  of  the  theatrical  company, 


THE  THEATRE  ELEVATES.        167 

what  had  become  of  Captain  Banks,  whom  she  never 
doubted  to  be  her  father.  She  heard  he  had  been 
dismissed  for  drunkenness,  and  traced  him  to  a 
wretched  room,  where  he  was  found  by  her,  starving 
and  in  rags.  She  had  him  removed  to  comfortable 
lodgings,  and  looked  after  him  tenderly,  but  had  not 
to  do  it  for  very  long  ;  and  before  his  death  he 
made  the  startling  revelations  to  her  which  she  had 
imparted  to  Lady  Stonehenge,  as  she  thought  she 
was  bound  in  honour  to  do. 


CHAPTER  XXII. 

ALL   FRIENDS   ROUND   THE   WREKIN. 

THE  Marquis  of  Wrekin  was  brother  to  Lady  Violet 
Malet.  He  was  richer  than  his  father,  who  was  the 
previous  holder  of  the  title.  The  present  Marquis 
had  married  the  only  child  and  heiress  of  a 
wealthy  manufacturer.  The  Marchioness  was  highly 
educated  and  accomplished  ;  and,  as  we  have  seen 
from  Lady  Stonehenge's  rather  spiteful  allusion  to 
her  in  her  letter  to  Lady  Mildred  Northallerton,  had 
been  duly  hall-marked  by  presentation  at  Court. 
Lady  Stonehenge  and  others  of  her  contemporaries 
were  in  fact  jealous  of  her  popularity  and  cleverness, 
as  well  as  of  her  money.  She,  however,  carried  off  a 
great  prize  in  the  matrimonial  market  in  securing  a 
worthy  nobleman,  the  possessor  of  an  ancient  title, 
which  only  required  wealth  to  support  its  dignity. 

The  English  nobility  has  surpassed  all  the 
corresponding  classes  in  other  countries  by  their 
marvellous  power  of  assimilation.  They  were  never 
a  noblesse  apart  from  the  rest  of  the  community  ; 
the  eldest  son  and  heir-apparent  is  a  commoner  until 
he  succeeds  to  the  title,  and  often  sits  in  the  House 
of  Commons.  Though  he  sometimes  takes  by 
courtesy  one  of  his  father's  minor  titles,  he  is  still 
one  of  the  people,  and  in  touch  with  them.  Marriage 
with  the  rising  commercial  families  infuses  new  blood 


ALL   FRIENDS    ROUND   THE   WREKIN.  l6p 

and-new  ideas  into  the  nobility  ;  and  marriage  latterly 
with  Colonial  and  American  girls  has  done  far  more 
good  in  bringing  Greater  Britain  and  Greater  Ireland 
into  friendly  relations  with  the  old  country  than  any 
amount  of  treaties  and  trade  regulations. 

The  Marquis  and  Marchioness  of  Wrekin  had,  in 
addition  to  Lord  Church  Stretton,  several  sons  and 
daughters ;  and  the  young  Ladies  Manning  helped 
their  mother  in  doing  the  honours  of  Wrekin  Castle, 
the  seat  of  the  family. 

The  castle  was  a  venerable  pile,  with  formerly  a 
moat  around  it,  which  had  been  long  since  filled  up. 
It  stood  on  high  ground,  and  the  fields  and  parks 
lying  below  it  were  almost  surrounded  by  a  river, 
and  its  demesne  contained  oaks  of  great  antiquity. 
The  present  Marquis  had  revived  the  traditional 
hospitalities  of  the  place,  and  especially  the  annual 
festival  of  the  Harvest  Home  in  September,  when 
the  famous,  time-honoured  toast  of  "  All  Friends 
round  the  Wrekin,"  was  proposed  by  the  Marquis,  or 
the  heir  to  the  title  for  him.  This  toast  was  given  in 
the  large  banqueting-hall  in  which  many  sovereigns 
had  been  entertained.  It  was  the  popular  toast  of 
Shropshire — the  Wrekin  Hill  being  central,  and 
standing  conspicuously  by  itself  in  that  lovely 
county. 

Lady  Stonehenge  and  her  companion  got  invita- 
tions for  the  September  festivities.  Lady  Mildred 
Northallerton  had  also  been  invited ;  but,  greatly  to 
her  regret,  she  could  not  go,  owing  to  an  attack  of 
gout,  and  had  instead  to  drive  to  the  Granby  Hotel  at 
Harrogate,  and  go  through  a  course  of  the  all-healing 


I/O  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

waters  of  that  pleasant  health  resort.  Secretly,  Lady 
Stonehenge  was  glad  of  her  absence.  As  an  old 
friend,  Lady  Mildred  took  the  liberty  of  telling 
Gertrude's  kind-hearted  patroness  her  mind.  As  she 
said,  she  was  always  frank,  and  being  frank  with 
Lady  Mildred  meant  saying  disagreeable  things, 
what  she  called  "  home  truths." 

Gertrude  had  profited  by  her  many  vicissitudes  of 
fortune,  and  was  not  over-elated  by  her  triumphs  or 
the  great  compliment  paid  to  her  in  being  invited  to 
Wrekin  as  a  guest,  and  not  merely  as  a  dependent 
of  Lady  Stonehenge.  In  fact,  she  doubted  if  it  were 
prudent  for  her  to  go,  Lord  Church  Stretton's  atten- 
tions to  her  being  embarrassing  ;  and  as  he  was  not 
a  flirt  or  lady-killer,  they  could  have  only  one  mean- 
ing, which  was  apparently,  judging  from  her  invita- 
tion, acquiesced  in  by  his  parents.  She  respected 
him ;  she  felt,  however,  she  did  not  and  never 
could  love  him  ;  she  knew  it  could  not  be  to  his 
advantage  to  marry  her ;  and  though  his  people 
might  not  like  to  oppose  his  choice,  Gertrude  con- 
sidered they  could  not  but  think  he  might  do  better, 
socially  and  financially. 

It  may  appear  attributing  to  Gertrude  Banks  a 
feeling  for  others  beyond  human  nature,  in  stating 
she  resolved  in  her  own  mind  to  refuse  him,  though 
she  knew  him  to  be  a  desirable  match,  because  she 
would  not  inflict  on  a  man  who  loved  her  a  wife 
who  could  not  return  his  love,  and  was  not  his  equal 
in  birth  or  fortune.  There  are  no  doubt  too  many 
young  women  who  only  think  of  their  own  little 
lives,  and  do  not  spare  a  thought  for  others,  even 


ALL   FRIENDS   ROUND   THE   WREKIN.  171 

those  who  are  devoted  to  them  ;  but,  thank  God, 
such  are  in  a  decided  minority  ;  women  are  far  less 
selfish  than  men  ;  and  more  women  are  ready  to 
sacrifice  themselves  for  men  than  men  are  to  give 
up  even  their  small  whims  and  pleasures  for  women. 
The  great  Wizard  of  the  North,  who  knew  human 
nature  well,  wrote  the  beautiful,  well-known  lines : — 

"  O  woman  !  in  our  hours  of  ease, 
Uncertain,  coy,  and  hard  to  please, 
And  variable  as  the  shade 
By  the  light  quivering  aspen  made  ; 
When  pain  and  anguish  wring  the  brow, 
A  ministering  angel  thou !  " 

He  also  sketched  in  homely  prose  the  character  of 
Jeanie  Deans,  who  told  the  Duke  of  Argyle  she 
could  not  marry  the  man  whom  she  loved,  and  who 
loved  her,  simply  saying  :  "  I  maun  think  for  him 
as  weel  as  for  mysell.  He  is  a  clergyman,  sir  ;  and 
it  would  not  beseem  him  to  marry  the  like  of  me, 
wi'  this  disgrace  on  my  kindred." 

Now  Gertrude  Banks  had  not  the  temptation  of 
giving  up  the  man  she  loved,  though  we  hope  she 
would  have  been  equal  to  that  sacrifice.  The  revela- 
tion she  got  on  Captain  Banks's  death-bed  was  a 
terrible  shock.  She  discovered  that  she  was  not  his 
daughter,  but  a  nameless,  penniless  wanderer — her 
very  beauty  and  her  attractions  a  trouble  to  her. 
She  never  had  the  courage  to  open  the  bundle  of 
papers  the  maundering,  muddle-headed  old  drunkard 
gave  her  ;  a  hasty  glance  showed  her  they  consisted 
principally  of  old  letters,  on  old-fashioned  paper,  and 
written  in  unfamiliar  handwriting.  Pure  as  she  was, 


172  AN  IRISH    UTOPIA. 

she  had  seen  enough  of  the  world  to  know  that  the 
probability  was  that  she  had  no  right  to  claim  an 
honest  descent  from  any  parents ;  and  she  shrank 
from  rendering  certain  what  she  feared.  She  felt  now 
that  she  had  lost  the  sustaining  help  of  the  conscious 
pride  of  believing  she  came  of  a  good  lineage.  She 
knew  that  she  was  now  repeating  the  life  she  had  led 
with  Miss  Banks,  her  fancied  aunt,  a  life  of  luxury 
and  adulation,  with  the  prospect  of  at  any  time  being 
thrown  on  the  world  with  nothing  but  her  musical 
talents  to  depend  on.  Lady  Stonehenge  was  always 
holding  up  before  her  the  dazzling  prospects  of  a 
brilliant  match.  She  shrank  from  this  ;  she  did  not 
admit  to  herself  in  her  most  secret  heart-commun- 
ings  that  she  had  ever  loved  Lord  Kingscastle,  and 
she  certainly  did  not  know  it.  She  knew,  however, 
there  was  a  romance  connected  with  her  thoroughly 
unconventional  introduction  to  him,  and  with  his 
chivalrous  conduct  towards  her,  forming  a  pleasing 
contrast  to  the  commonplace  acquaintances  of 
Lady  Stonehenge's  drawing-room.  She  knew  Lord 
Church  Stretton  admired  her,  and  was  a  very  pro- 
bable suitor  ;  still  nothing  would  induce  her  to  marry 
him.  It  might  be  enough  that  she  did  not  and  could 
not  ever  love  him  ;  but  there  was  more  than  that  to 
render  a  marriage  with  him  impossible.  Gertrude 
was  romantic.  How  could  anyone  have  played 
Imogen  in  Cymbeline,  and  Hermione  in  The  Winter's 
Tale,  as  she  had  done,  without  being  so?  Young  as 
she  then  was,  she  had  been  selected  for  these  parts. 
The  study  of  the  masterpieces  of  the  stage,  and  the 
noble  thoughts  running  through  them,  had  elevated 


ALL   FRIENDS   ROUND   THE   WREKIN.  173 

a  naturally  pure,  unselfish  character,  and  taught  her  a 
feeling  for  others  and  a  higher  sense  of  self-respect 
than  are  brought  out  in  ordinary  life.  She  could  not 
endure  the  idea  of  allowing  Lord  Church  Stretton  to 
injure  himself  by  marrying  her.  She  further  knew 
well  from  the  bitter  experiences  she  had  of  the  world 
that,  try  how  she  might  to  please  his  every  whim,  he 
would  become  disillusioned,  and  awake  to  the  terrible 
consciousness  he  had  thrown  himself  away.  Her 
feelings  for  Lord  Kingscastle  were  quite  different. 
She  did  not  know  that  he  loved  her.  The  thought 
never  crossed  her  mind  that  there  was  a  possibility 
of  her  becoming  his  wife.  She  considered  that  it  was 
highly  improbable  that  they  would  ever  meet  again, 
and  still  she  had  unconsciously  a  more  tender  feeling, 
a  warmer  corner  in  her  heart,  for  him  than  for  any- 
one else.  She  cherished  as  one  of  her  most  precious 
little  possessions — and  she  had,  poor  thing,  very 
few — a  rose  which  he  gave  her  for  her  dress  at  her 
concert  in  Dublin :  it  was  but  a  withered  flower;  still, 
it  had  been  his  gift.  He  was  her  knight-errant,  and 
had  suffered  in  her  cause.  Gertrude  had,  in  her  last 
letter  from  the  manager  of  the  theatrical  company, 
too  clearly  seen  the  light  in  which  her  friendship 
with  Lord  Kingscastle  was  regarded  by  the  world. 
The  letter  was  intended  to  be  very  straight  and 
matter-of-fact,  like  many  so-called  business  letters  ; 
it  was  very  brutal  and  very  untrue,  and  it  wounded 
her  sensitive  feelings  sorely,  and  increased  the 
intensity  of  her  admiration  for  the  knight  who  had 
suffered  on  behalf  of  her,  the  defenceless  maiden. 
To  Lady  Stonehenge's  gratification,  and  to 


174  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

Gertrude's  annoyance,  they  were  met  at  the  railway 
station  by  Lord  Church  Stretton  himself,  driving  a 
wagonette.  There  were  a  couple  of  other  visitors 
in  the  train,  which,  to  her  relief,  prevented  Lord 
Church  Stretton's  conduct  appearing  too  remarkable, 
but  his  admiration  for  her  was  not  concealed. 

Lady  Stonehenge  was  one  of  those  determined, 
thorough  Englishwomen  who  do  nothing  by  halves. 
She  insisted,  out  of  her  own  pocket,  and  despite 
Gertrude's  protests,  in  dressing  the  young  girl  as  a 
person  of  rank.  Lady  Stonehenge  rightly  perceived 
that  the  better  dressed  her  protegee  was,  the  more 
distinguished  she  looked  ;  and  it  never  occurred  to 
any  of  the  other  visitors  or  the  retainers  that  she  would 
not  be  in  every  way  a  suitable  match  for  the  heir  to 
an  ancient  Marquisate. 

Lady  Stonehenge  had  announced,  when  Gertrude 
first  came  to  her,  what  they  both  believed,  that 
she  was  a  niece  of  Miss  Banks  and  daughter  of 
the  well-born,  if  ne'er-do-weel,  Captain  Banks,  still 
remembered  by  old  people  as  a  dashing  cavalry 
officer. 

House  parties  of  half  a  century  ago  were  not 
worked  on  the  same  lines  as  at  present.  People  did 
not  live  then  with  their  ears  to  a  telephone  wire 
when  they  were  not  scribbling  a  telegram;  motor- 
cars did  not  then  run  down  innumerable  old  women, 
children,  and  dogs,  and  cover  all  who  escape  with 
their  lives  with  mud  or  dust. 

Wrekin  Castle  was  ten  miles  then  from  a  railway 
station,  and  was  old-fashioned  even  for  fifty  years 
ago.  Lady  Stonehenge  and  Gertrude  arrived  to  a 


ALL   FRIENDS   ROUND  THE  WREKTN.  175 

very  substantial  dinner,  at  what  would  now  be 
considered  a  ridiculously  early  hour.  The  gentlemen 
sat  longer  over  the  walnuts  and  the  wine.  No  one 
eats  walnuts  now — they  do  not  suit  the  modern  teeth 
or  digestion  ;  and  people  drink  less  wine — that  is 
after  dinner.  Lord  Church  Stretton  soon  joined  the 
ladies,  and  Gertrude  thrilled  her  listeners  by  her 
wondrous  voice.  Besides  less  common  songs,  she 
sang  "  The  Bridge  of  Fancies  "  (who  ever  hears  it 
now  ?)  and  "  Kathleen  Mavourneen."  Though  an 
English  girl,  she  had  got  special  lessons  from  an 
Irish  teacher  in  the  modulation  and  intonation 
required  for  an  Irish  song ;  and  to  an  English 
audience  with  a  not  too  critical  ear  for  Irish  cadence, 
she  seemed  to  have  a  perfectly  Irish  accent.  She 
was,  in  appearance  at  all  events,  of  the  thoroughly 
English  type.  We  Irish  are  not  so  narrow-minded 
as  to  think  that  all  the  perfections  of  the  human 
race  are  confined  to  this  "  tight  little  island  of  ours," 
to  the  exclusion  of  the  rest  of  the  world,  more 
especially  of  our  pushing,  prosperous  English  cousins. 
Gertrude  was  a  fine,  tall,  healthy,  good-humoured  girl, 
with  deep  blue  eyes  and  the  wondrous  Saxon  yellow 
hair  without  a  suspicion  of  red  in  it.  She  had  a  wealth 
of  hair — more  almost  than  she  could  manage.  She 
had  also  the  strong,  sensible  look  many  English  girls, 
even  iri  their  gayest  moments,  never  lose.  She  was 
dressed  simply,  though  richly,  and  was  by  far  the 
most  attractive,  aristocratic-looking  girl  at  the  Castle, 
besides  being  the  best  educated,  and,  above  all,  the 
best  singer  ;  and  so  thought  the  Marquis  of  Wrekin, 
who  evidently  was  passionately  devoted  to  music. 


176  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

Lord  Church  Stretton  himself  left  the  entertaining  of 
Gertrude  to  his  father.  The  Marquis  was  a  courtly 
nobleman  of  the  old  school ;  who  had  fought  under 
Wellington,  when  a  very  young  Guardsman.  He 
conversed  with  Gertrude  on  general  topics  ;  to  her 
surprise  and  that  of  others,  he  paid  her  more  attention 
than  was  usually  expected  from  the  head  of  the  house 
to  so  young  a  girl,  and  Gertrude  found  him  gazing 
intently  at  her  with  an  inquiring  look  when  he  thought 
her  attention  was  diverted  elsewhere.  He  appeared 
once  or  twice  about  to  say  something  which  was  on 
his  mind,  but  thought  better  of  it ;  he  pressed  her  to 
sing  more  of  her  old-time  songs,  which  recalled  to 
him  pleasant  memories,  and  he  stopped  all  conversa- 
tion when  she  was  either  playing  or  singing. 

The  great  harvest  festival  took  place  the  next  day. 
All  the  people  from  the  highest  to  the  lowest  were 
asked,  and  there  were  no  refusals,  except  from 
people  who  could  not  possibly  come.  The  day  was 
gloriously  fine.  The  entertainment  was  timed  so  as 
to  allow  two  good  hours'  daylight  for  it.  The  tables 
were  laid  in  the  large  old  oak-panelled  banqueting- 
hall,  with  overflow  tables  on  the  greensward  for  the 
younger  folk.  The  arrangements  were  all  strictly  in 
accordance  with  ancient  custom — the  Marquis  presi- 
ding indoors,and  Lord  Church  Stretton  outside.  Lady 
Stonehenge  was  in  the  house.  Gertrude  was  sepa- 
rated from  her  and  put  at  a  table  in  a  large  tent  with 
Lord  Church  Stretton  and  the  younger  people.  He  did 
not  then  pay  her  any  conspicuous  attention,  and  she 
was  taken  care  of  by  a  young  scion  of  a  leading  family 
of  the  neighbourhood.  Dancing  engagement  cards 


ALL   FRIENDS   ROUND   THE  WREK1N.  177 

were  distributed  during  the  feast ;  the  gentleman 
who  sat  next  her  got  first  place.  Lord  Church 
Stretton  secured  an  early  and  a  late  number,  and 
her  list  was  soon  filled  up.  The  polka  was  at  this 
period  just  coming  into  fashion,  and  was  the  favourite 
item  on  the  programme  for  the  evening.  Gertrude 
was  passionately  fond  of  dancing,  and  entered  into 
the  spirit  of  the  ball.  Lord  Church  Stretton  claimed 
his  first  dance,  and  after  it  was  over  brought  his 
partner  to  have  some  light  refreshment  in  one  of  the 
large  reception-rooms  of  the  old  Castle.  He  tried  to 
lead  Gertrude  on  to  the  subject  which  was  upper- 
most in  his  mind,  but  she  adroitly  avoided  it ;  at 
length  he  said  quite  abruptly :  "  Miss  Banks,  I  am 
going  to  leave  the  army  and  settle  in  the  country; 
will  you  share  my  lot  with  me?" 

The  proposal  was  certainly  matter-of-fact  enough; 
the  poor  fellow  had  to  make  an  opportunity,  and  did 
it  awkwardly ;  he  then  added :  "  You  would  make 
me  very  happy.  I  would  try  to  make  you  happy." 

The  girl  replied  quietly  :  "  Lord  Church  Stretton,  I 
cannot  marry  you.  I  feel  deeply  the  compliment 
you  have  paid  me,  but  it  is  impossible." 

"Why?"  said  the  young  man  eagerly;  "I  love 
you  ;  cannot  you  love  me  only  just  a  little  ?  and 
my  devotion  to  you  will,  by  degrees,  cause  you  to 
love  me  more." 

"It  cannot  be,  my  Lord  ;  do  not  press  the  question 
further ;  it  distresses  me  to  have  to  answer  you." 

"Do  you  love  another  then?"  he  asked  rather 
hotly. 

"  No,"  said  poor  Gertrude,  quite  truthfully  as  she 

N 


178  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

thought ;  "  still,  I  can  never  marry  you.  You  do 
not  know  my  history ;  ask  me  no  more ;  let  us 
return  to  the  ball-room." 

Lord  Church  Stretton  led  her  back,  and  did  not 
claim  his  second  dance.  She  was  glad  to  see  he 
bore  up  manfully,  and  danced  with  all  grades,  as  the 
heir  was  bound,  by  ancient  custom,  to  do,  at  these 
annual  festivals. 

The  ball  was  followed  by  various  picnics  and 
social  gatherings  ;  but  Lord  Church  Stretton,  though 
he  treated  Gertrude  with  kindly  courtesy,  did  not 
again  advance  his  suit. 

One  morning  the  old  Marquis  found  Gertrude  in 
the  writing-room,  and,  looking  at  her  attentively,  as 
she  had  frequently  remarked  him  doing,  asked  her 
to  accompany  him  to  the  picture-gallery.  Placing  her 
before  a  lovely  Reynolds  portrait,  he  told  her,  "  That 
was  my  mother,  and  it  is  a  striking  likeness.  She 
was  just  your  age,  I  imagine,  when  it  was  taken,  and, 
allowing  for  difference  of  dress,  might  it  not  stand 
for  your  portrait?  There  must  be  some  family 
connexion." 

Gertrude  replied  with  emotion :  "  My  Lord,  there 
can  be  none  ;  it  is  only  a  strange  accident." 

"  I  am  not  so  sure  of  that,"  he  said  ;  "  I  think 
the  Bankses  are  connected  with  us,  and  family 
resemblances  are  sometimes  curious  ;  they  turn  up 
after  long  intervals." 

"  My  Lord,  it  is  right  to  tell  you  that  my  name 
is  not  Banks.  I  only  learned  this  quite  lately  from 
Captain  Banks,  whose  daughter  I  thought  I  was ;  I 
am  no  fitting  guest  for  your  house.  I  have  been 


ALL  FRIENDS  ROUND  THE  WREKIN.  179 

treated  with  more  than  kindness  and  consideration, 
and  the  only  return  I  can  make  you  is  to  leave  and 
regret  I  ever  came.  I  am  a  nameless  girl,  adopted 
and  educated  by  Miss  Banks  out  of  pity.  It  was 
hard,  though,  to  bring  me  up  to  believe  I  was  of  a 
social  standing  I  have  no  claim  to." 

"  Who,  in  the  name  of  Heaven,  then,  are  you  ? 
You  remind  me  now  of  a  favourite  sister ;  your 
pleading  voice  and  your  singing  recall  old  times. 
You  have  her  voice;  you  have  my  mother's  face 
and  figure." 

"  All  mere  accident,"  was  the  sad  answer.  "  My 
Lord,  I  entreat  you  to  spare  me ;  if  I  have  deceived 
you,  it  was,  I  assure  you,  unintentionally,  and  now 
you  know  all." 

"  My  child,"  said  the  kind  old  English  nobleman, 
who  when  he  is  good  is  very  good,  "  I  am  certain 
you  have  as  pure  blood  in  your  veins  as  anyone  in 
this  house.  Was  it  because  you  did  not  know  who 
your  parents  were  that  you  refused  my  son  ?" 

Gertrude  looked  at  him  with  her  honest  eyes 
brimming  with  tears. 

"  That  was  sufficient,  my  Lord,  in  itself;  but  I  did 
not  love  your  son  well  enough  to  marry  him." 

"  I  will  question  you  no  more,  dear,  on  that  point. 
Surely,  however,  you  will  let  an  old  man  be  a  friend 
to  you  if  he  can  ;  and,  unless  I  am  prying  into 
something  with  which  I  should  have  no  concern, 
may  I  ask  you  have  you  any  papers  which  relate  to 
your  family  ? " 

"Yes,  my  Lord,  I  have,  but  not  here,"  she  said. 

"  Well  then,  as  soon  as  we  return  to  London  bring 


180  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

them  to  me.  Will  you  not  trust  me  ?  The  pleading 
look  in  your  face  again  and  again  reminds  me  of 
one  who  always  appealed  to  me  as  an  elder  brother 
for  protection.  Her  voice  from  the  grave  seems  to 
entreat  me  now  to  help  you.  It  is  strange,  passing 
strange ;  it  is  more  than  an  accident,  though  you 
account  for  it  as  such.  Mind,  I  will  be  hurt  if  you 
leave;  remain  for  your  full  visit.  I  like  you  for  your 
own  sake,  and  also  for  the  memory  of  one  who  was 
treated  harshly." 

"  My  Lord,"  said  Gertrude,  weeping  silently,  "  I  do 
not  refuse  your  help  so  generously  offered ;  I  fear, 
however,  there  is  little  to  be  discovered." 

"  We  shall  see,  we  shall  see,"  said  the  old  man, 
affecting  a  gaiety  he  did  not  feel ;  "  be  not  so  sure  of 
that." 


CHAPTER  XXIII. 

"HOW  CHARMING  IS  DIVINE   PHILOSOPHY!" 

LORD  KINGSCASTLE  had  changed,  if  not  actually  in 
his   theological    doctrines,   certainly   greatly   in   his 
sermons  and  pastoral  ministrations,  since  he  had  to 
leave  Dublin  owing  to  his   inopportune  sermon  on 
"  Apostolic   Succession."     He   was   completely  mis- 
understood  by   his    Dublin    Puritan    congregation. 
They  thought  he  was  promulgating  Papistical  doc- 
trines.    On  the  contrary,  he  was  endeavouring  to 
prove  that  the  Protestant  Episcopal  Church  of  Ire- 
land had  unbroken  episcopal  succession  down  from 
the  Apostles  through  St.  Patrick,  and  that  St.  Patrick 
himself  was  a  Protestant  Catholic,  and  not  a  Roman 
Catholic.     The  Irish  are  at  the  same  time  the  most 
religious  and  the  most  litigious  nation  in  the  world. 
Every  infant  is  labelled  at  birth  as  of  some  particular 
creed;  and,  however  neglected,  untaught,  unwashed, 
and  unkempt  a  child  may  be,  woe  betide  anyone  of 
a  different  faith  who  meddles  with  the  little  mite's 
religion.     It  is  the  same  way  with  the  bogs.    A  bog 
may  happen  to  be  a  "  no  man's  land,"  until   some 
benevolent    individual    or    public   body    wishes    to 
utilize   it   for    the   general   good;    then    the   whole 
country  is  up  in  arms  to  defend  to  the  death  what 
previously  appeared  to  be  "  a  derelict." 


1 82  AN   IRISH  UTOPIA. 

When  Stephen  moved  to  a  mining  parish  in 
England,  on  his  uncle  Lord  Dartmoor's  estate,  he, 
being  not  only  a  zealous  churchman,  but  a  shrewd 
young  man  open  to  convictions,  saw  his  work  was  to 
make  his  flock  Christians  and  God-fearing  people, 
without  troubling  them  with  the  controversies  of  the 
various  parties.  To  his  horror  he  found  in  Christian 
England,  with  its  largely  endowed,  established 
Christian  Church,  multitudes  of  men  and  women 
and  children  who  had  never  heard  the  most  ele- 
mentary truths  of  the  Christian  faith.  He  now 
commenced  preaching  uncontroversial  sermons  on 
the  admitted  doctrines  of  all  professing  Christians. 

There  have  at  all  times  been  ministers  of  Christ's 
Gospel  in  Ireland  who  have  had  the  courage  to  do 
the  same:  still,  they  are  not  appreciated;  they 
are  suspected  of  being  lukewarm  trimmers  or 
opportunists. 

His  sermons  to  the  ignorant  mining  people,  who, 
at  that  period,  burrowed  under  ground,  and  only 
occasionally  came  to  the  surface,  were  like  the 
famous  sermon  by  a  preaching  missioner  of  the 
Roman  Catholic  Church,  with  which  a  wise  old 
countrywoman  taunted  her  Protestant  mistress,  who 
was  favouring  controversialists  in  their  district. 

"  Ma'am,"  said  she,  "  the  sermon  I  heard  to-day 
from  Father  Brady  is  not  like  the  one  you  wish 
me  to  hear,  which  abuses  my  religion  and  praises 
yours.  Father  Brady  gave  us  a  grand  discourse,  and 
there  was  not  one  word  of  religion  in  it  from  the 
beginning  to  the  end." 

Her    mistress    laughed   at   her,   but    the    woman- 


"HOW   CHARMING  IS   DIVINE   PHILOSOPHY!"  183 

used  "  religion"  in  the  old  correct  sense  of  the  word, 
as  meaning  ceremonies  and  formularies  as  distin- 
guished from  fundamental  and  important  doctrines, 
about  which  comparatively  unimportant  questions 
— unimportant  as  compared  to  the  simple  essential 
truths  of  Christianity — a  fierce  fight  was  then  raging 
over  Ireland.  Father  Brady  had  simply  preached 
broad  Christianity  and  charity  as  they  are  to  be 
found  in  Christ's  Sermon  on  the  Mount  and  St.  John's 
Gospel,  without  in  the  slightest  degree  compromising 
or  minimizing  the  distinctive  doctrines,  ceremonies, 
or  formularies  of  his  own  Church. 

Lord  Kingscastle  met  with  the  most  encouraging 
success.  At  first  he  preached  in  the  large  old  parish 
church  ;  and  when  it  proved  too  small  to  contain  the 
congregation,  he,  without  exciting  any  hostility,  held 
open-air  meetings,  and  declared  the  Gospel  boldly, 
like  St.  Paul  at  Rome,  "  preaching  the  Kingdom  of 
God,  and  teaching  those  things  which  concern  the 
Lord  Jesus  Christ,  with  all  confidence,  no  man  for- 
bidding him."  He  simply  had,  as  it  were,  unearthed 
persons  who  had  been  forgotten  and  utterly  neglected. 
This  absorbing  occupation  improved  his  mind;  the 
great  importance  of  his  mission  raised  him  above 
narrow  disputes,  and  he  became  engrossed  in  his 
sacred  labours. 

The  Wrekin  party  were  invited  to  a  county  ball 
in  a  not  very  distant  county  town,  which  was  also  a 
cathedral  city;  and  a  large  contingent  of  them 
went,  including  Gertrude,  and  remained  a  couple 
of  days  in  the  place,  and  visited  the  magnificent 
cathedral  on  Sunday.  They  attended  the  service 


184  AN   IRISH  UTOPIA. 

chiefly  to  hear  the  beautiful  music,  without  knowing 
or  caring  who  was  the  preacher  ;  and  Gertrude  could 
scarcely  conceal  her  feelings  and  excitement  when 
Lord  Kingscastle  ascended  the  pulpit  to  fulfil  an 
engagement  in  the  nature  of  a  command  from  his 
Bishop. 

The  Irish  have  a  natural  gift  of  public  speaking, 
whether  in  the  pulpit,  at  the  bar,  or  in  the  senate. 
Lord  Kingscastle  was  an  Irish  orator.  He  had  that 
indescribable  face  and  manner  which  can  be  and 
often  are  depicted  on  canvas,  but  cannot  be  explained 
in  words,  and  which  were  apparent  before  he  opened 
his  lips.  He  was  one  of  the  Irish  type  which  was 
evolved  out  of  so  many  mixed  races,  and  amidst  so 
many  opposing  religious  and  political  forces.  Once 
in  the  pulpit,  his  speech  bewrayed  him.  He  had 
a  distinct  trace  of  the  Irish  accent,  which  had  not 
been  altogether  removed  by  his  Eton  training.  The 
effect  of  really  eloquent  sermons  is  often  lost  in  vast 
Gothic  cathedrals  by  the  inability  of  the  preacher 
to  make  himself  heard.  Lord  Kingscastle  had  the 
physical  advantage  of  a  sonorous,  far-reaching  voice, 
which,  without  any  straining  or  effort  on  his  part, 
filled  the  most  distant  parts  of  the  spacious  building. 
He  took  for  his  text  two  passages  of  Scripture, 
which,  as  it  were,  supplemented  each  other — the 
one  from  Hebrews :  "  Here  have  we  no  continuing 
city,  but  we  seek  one  to  come  " ;  and  the  other  from 
St.  John's  Gospel,  consisting  of  the  widely  extending 
words,  "  In  my  Father's  house  are  many  mansions." 
His  discourse  was  truly  "  catholic  "  in  the  best  sense 
of  that  remarkable  word.  He  dwelt  forcibly  and 


"HOW  CHARMING  IS  DIVINE   PHILOSOPHY!"  185 

lovingly  on  the  many  points  on  which  all  Christians 
agree  ;  he  showed  that  it  was  not  only  expedient  but 
obligatory  on  all  believers  in  Christ  to  be  united,  as 
far  as  possible,  amongst  themselves ;  and  he  spoke 
with  horror  of  the  dreadful  crimes  which  had  been 
committed  under  the  impulses  of  sectarian  bitterness. 
His  sermon  might  be  well  described  as  an  illustration 
of  the  truth  of  those  noble  words  : 

"  How  charming  is  divine  Philosophy  ! 
Not  harsh  and  crabbed,  as  dull  fools  suppose ; 
But  musical  as  is  Apollo's  lute, 
And  a  perpetual  feast  of  nectar'd  sweets, 
Where  no  crude  surfeit  reigns." 

Gertrude  was  enthralled  by  his  eloquence,  and 
his  earnest,  startling  utterances  were  completely  in 
accord  with  her  own  thoughts  and  feelings.  The 
lonely  girl  had  of  late  become  keenly  sensitive  to 
her  uncertain  position.  She  was  surrounded  by 
members  of  the  old  English  aristocracy,  and  she 
knew  that  she  "was  not  of  them."  She  now  fancied 
that  Stephen  had  recognized  her  and  was  preaching 
at  her,  and  she  hid  her  face  to  conceal  her  confusion. 
When  the  service  was  over,  she  felt  sure  he  would  at 
once  seek  her  out,  and  it  must  be  admitted — the  girl 
was  human — she  lingered  as  long  as  she  could  in  the 
cathedral  and  its  precincts,  expecting  him.  She  felt 
bitterly  disappointed  when  he  did  not  come  to  her, 
as  he  undoubtedly  would  have  done  had  he  perceived 
her  amongst  that  vast  concourse  of  people.  He 
certainly  had  not  seen  her,  and  this  became 
pleasingly  evident  to  Gertrude  by  the  delighted 


!86  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

surprise  he  showed  when  he  did  meet  her,  later  in 
the  day,  in  the  cathedral  close,  at  the  Dean's 
residence.  Notwithstanding  that  she  was  prepared 
to  meet  him,  she  was  nervous  at  their  first  interview. 
She  had  been  overwrought  by  the  necessity  of  having 
to  give  the  pain  and  mortification  of  a  refusal  to 
Lord  Church  Stretton,  whom  she  respected  and  liked, 
and  she  was  more  overcome  by  the  generosity  of  the 
Marquis,  in  whom  his  son  had  evidently  confided. 
Lord  Kingscastle  asked  Gertrude  if  she  had  been  ill, 
and  reproached  her  for  not  letting  him  know  how 
near  she  had  been  to  his  residence,  that  he  might 
have  gone  to  see  her. 

Stephen  accepted  an  invitation  to  visit  Wrekin 
Castle,  and  was  promptly  secured  by  the  vicar  of 
the  parish  to  preach  for  him. 

Lady  Stonehenge  was  not  one  of  the  party  to  the 
cathedral  city  ;  still,  she  heard  of  Lord  Kingscastle 
and  the  friendship  between  him  and  her  protegee  ; 
and  she  drew  correct  conclusions  from  a  conversation 
she  had  with  Gertrude  as  to  her  feelings  for  him,  and 
she  began  to  understand  her  aloofness  from  other 
desirable  young  candidates  for  her  hand. 

Lady  Stonehenge  early  sought  an  opportunity  of 
making  Stephen's  acquaintance  when  he  came  to  the 
castle,  and  watched  him  and  Gertrude  together. 
She  observed  he  sought  Gertrude,  and  that  she 
avoided  him.  He  remarked  to  Lady  Stonehenge 
that  the  girl  seemed  changed. 

"  She  has  been  troubled,  Lord  Kingscastle,  with 
what  many  other  young  women  lack — too  many 
suitors,"  the  astute  old  lady  answered. 


"HOW  CHARMING   IS   DIVINE   PHILOSOPHY!"  187 

"  I  remark,"  said  he,  "Lord  Church  Stretton  admires 
her;  and,  some  way,  I  think,  she  does  not  favour 
him." 

"  She  does  not  favour  anyone,"  she  replied,  "  as 
far  as  I  can  see.  Perhaps  she  lost  her  heart  in 
Ireland." 

The  young  man  coloured,  and  replied  gravely : 
"  How  that  was  I  cannot  say.  I  know  she  made  fast 
friends  there." 

He  asked  Gertrude  to  take  a  walk  in  the  grounds 
with  him,  and  said  :  "  Miss  Banks,  I  fear  something 
is  troubling  you,  and  you  seem  as  if  you  wanted  to 
avoid  me.  Can  I  help  you  in  any  way  ?  You  must 
know  you  have  only  to  ask  me." 

"  I  have  now  many  kind  friends,"  she  replied,  "  and 
you  were  the  first  of  them.  I  would  not  be  alive 
now  except  for  you.  My  trouble  consists  in  trying 
to  think  how  I  am  to  earn  a  living.  I  cannot  live 
as  I  do  any  longer." 

"Why?  "he  asked. 

"  I  am  in  a  false  position,"  she  answered  tremu- 
lously, trying  to  be  calm,  "  a  far  worse  one  than 
when  I  saw  you  last.  I  have  discovered  I  was  wrong 
in  thinking  Captain  Banks  was  my  father.  I  do  not 
know  my  own  name,  and  I  appear  as  a  deception." 

"  Lady  Stonehenge  tells  me,"  he  said,  "  you  have 
had  many  suitors,  and  that  she  thinks  you  left  your 
heart  in  Ireland." 

"  And  may  I  ask,  Lord  Kingscastle,  is  it  kind  of 
two  whom  I  considered  amongst  my  best  friends  to 
be  criticizing  me  in  that  way  ?  Can  you  tell  me  the 
name  of  that  rose  ?  " — pointing  to  a  flower. 


1 88  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

"  I  cannot,  Miss  Banks;  but  I  know  that  you 
completely  misjudge  Lady  Stonehenge  and  myself 
if  you  think  either  of  us  in  word  or  deed  would  hurt 
you.  I  thought  you  once  might  have  had  a  warmer 
feeling  for  me  than  mere  friendship.  It  wounds  me 
greatly  ;  you  seem  to  have  taken  a  dislike  to  me  and 
to  avoid  me." 

Gertrude  became  greatly  agitated,  and  there  was  a 
far-away  look  in  her  eyes,  as  if  she  were  gazing  into 
an  unseen  world. 

"Why  do  you  say  nothing,  Gertrude?"  he  said  ; 
"  can  you  give  me  no  hope  ?  I  love  you  ;  I  think  I 
loved  you  from  the  first  time  I  saw  you.  I  never 
loved  any  woman  but  you.  Do  you  love  me  ?  " 

After  a  long  pause,  poor  Gertrude  said  in  a  clear, 
incisive  voice :  "  No,  Lord  Kingscastle,  I  do  not 
love  you.  I  respect  you ;  I  am  deeply  grateful  to 
you.  I  would  do  anything  in  my  power  to  serve 
you  ;  but  I  cannot  marry  you." 

"  I  thought  you  loved  me  just  a  little  once,"  he 
said  sorrowfully,  "  and  I  hoped  when  we  met  a  few 
days  ago  I  might  win  you.  I  would  have  tried  my 
chance  in  Dublin,  but  I  was  then  only  a  student, 
and  could  not  support  a  wife  ;  now  I  can." 

"  Please,"  said  Gertrude,  "  let  us  now  drop  the 
subject.  What  you  wish,  Lord  Kingscastle,  is  quite 
out  of  the  question." 

"  One  word  more,  dear  Miss  Banks ;  forgive  me ; 
perhaps  I  ought  not  to  ask ;  still,  pardon  me  in  this 
one  question  :  have  I  a  rival  ?" 

"  You  ought  not  to  have  asked,"  replied  Gertrude, 
smiling  sadly,  "  but  I  will  answer  you :  there  is  no 
other." 


"HOW  CHARMING  IS   DIVINE   PHILOSOPHY!"  189 

She  turned,  ran  away  into  the  house,  flew  up  to 
her  room,  threw  herself  on  her  bed,  and  sobbed  as  if 
her  heart  would  break. 

Lady  Stonehenge  had  watched  the  pair  from  a 
corridor,  had  seen  Gertrude  running  into  the  house, 
and  had  then  heard  her  sobbing  in  her  room,  which 
was  next  her  own.  Leaving  her  undisturbed  for  a 
while,  the  old  woman,  who  loved  the  motherless  girl 
dearly,  went  and  tapped  at  her  door,  and,  being  told 
to  come  in,  thoughtfully  waited  to  let  her  compose 
herself,  and  then  entered.  She  found  Gertrude 
evidently  trying  to  remove  the  traces  of  tears  from 
her  face. 

"  Gertrude,"  said  Lady  Stonehenge,  "  I  do  not  like 
a  girl  who  is  too  ready  to  tell  every  word  which  is 
said  to  her  ;  still,  one  can  be  too  silent,  too  reserved. 
I  feel  like  a  mother  to  you.  I  do  not  want  to  pry 
into  your  secrets  ;  still,  perhaps,  I  might  help  you. 
I  fear  you  may  take  some  step  you  will  afterwards 
regret." 

Seeing  a  surprised,  hurt  look  on  Gertrude's  face, 
she  added  hastily  :  "  Not,  my  dear,  anything  wrong, 
nothing  of  the  kind,  but,  through  a  feeling  of  not 
wanting  to  injure  another,  you  may  make  yourself 
and  Lord  Kingscastle  both  miserable  ;  it  may  not 
have  been  wise  of  you  to  have  refused  him." 

"  How  do  you  know,  Lady  Stonehenge,  how  can 
you  possibly  know,  I  did  ?" 

"  It  is  very  plain,  my  dear  girl,  what  has 
happened,  and  I  know  why  you  did  so ;  simply 
you  thought  you  would  drag  him  down  if  you 
married  him.  And  you  told  him  a  fib,  you  naughty 
child  :  you  said  you  did  not  love  him." 


AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

Poor  unhappy  Gertrude  threw  herself  into  her 
kind  friend's  arms  and  wept  afresh  ;  still  in  a  less 
violent  manner  than  before. 

The  old  lady  let  her  have  her  cry  quietly  out, 
and  then  they  had  a  long  chat. 

Lady  Stonehenge  was  not  surprised,  when  Lord 
Kingscastle  seized  the  opportunity  of  Gertrude  going 
to  an  archery  practice  to  have  his  say  with  her. 

"  She  says,"  said  the  young  man,  sighing  deeply, 
"  she  does  not  love  me.  I  have  got  the  same  answer 
as  she  gave  Church  Stretton." 

Lord  Kingscastle  added  many  more  words,  and 
Lady  Stonehenge  listened  to  him  quietly  ;  and  he 
ended  by  asking  her :  "  What  am  I  to  do  ? " 

"  Wait,  Lord  Kingscastle  ;  it  will  all  come  right. 
Your  case  is  quite  different  from  Church  Stretton's. 
She  does  not  love  him ;  she  loves  you." 

Now,  the  kind  diplomatist  was  loyal  to  her  young 
companion  ;  she  did  not  betray  her  confidences  with 
her,  nor  in  truth  had  Gertrude  told  her  that  she 
loved  Lord  Kingscastle. 

"  How  do  you  know?"  said  he. 

Lady  Stonehenge  laughed. 

"  Why,  I  have  been  a  long  time  in  the  world.  I 
had  four  daughters  who  married,  and  by  this  time  I 
know  something  of  a  young  girl.  Why,  when  she 
looks  at  you,  you  silly  boy,  she  has  the  light  of  love 
in  her  eyes.  I  watched  her  with  you  and  poor 
Church  Stretton ;  but  now  do  not  go  and  spoil  all. 
The  girl  is  as  proud  as  Lucifer.  The  good  Marquis 
told  me  he  is  determined  to  investigate  her  case 
when  we  return  to  town.  Goodness  knows  what 
may  turn  up." 


"HOW   CHARMING  IS  DIVINE  PHILOSOPHY!"  191 

"  I  do  not  care  whose  daughter  she  is  ;  I  will  marry 
her  for  herself." 

"  Quite  right,"  said  the  old  lady,  "  and  I  love  you 
myself  for  saying  so,  though  you  need  not  look  at 
me  ;  I  have  no  light  of  love  for  you  in  my  old  eyes. 
Still,  the  girl  is  proud,  the  right  kind  of  pride  when 
not  carried  too  far ;  and  it  would  kill  her  if  she 
thought  your  old  uncle,  the  Bishop,  considered  you 
had  thrown  yourself  away.  You  must  wait ;  be 
kindly  and  respectful  with  her  ;  do  not  ask  her  again, 
however,  until  I  give  you  leave  "  ;  and  she  shook  her 
finger  playfully  at  him. 

No  people  could  have  behaved  better  to  Gertrude 
than  the  Marchioness  of  Wrekin  and  young  Lady 
Violet  Manning,  called  by  her  father  after  his 
favourite  sister,  our  former  friend,  Lady  Violet  Malet. 
The  Marchioness  loved  her  only  son,  and  she  and  her 
husband  saw  clearly  that  he  was  deeply  attached  to 
Lady  Stonehenge's  companion,  and  they  did  not 
oppose  him  in  it.  His  father  and  he  had  always  been 
friends,  and  more  like  brothers  than  father  and  son  ; 
and  when  the  Marquis  asked  him  if  he  had  fallen 
in  love  with  Gertrude,  he  did  not  deny  it.  They 
all  thought  then  that  the  girl  was  the  daughter  of 
Captain  Banks,  and  that,  though  without  fortune, 
she  was  of  an  aristocratic  family,  connected  with 
the  peerage,  and  he  put  no  obstacle  in  the  way. 
When  Gertrude  herself  told  him  the  true  story, 
he  showed  himself  worthy  of  his  noble  descent, 
and,  come  what  might  of  it,  he  resolved  to  assist  the 
girl  in  tracing  her  parentage,  the  more  so  as  she  so 
strangely  reminded  him  of  his  mother  and  pet  sister. 


192  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

The  party  broke  up  shortly  afterwards.  Lord 
Kingscastle  tried  to  forget  his  disappointment  in  his 
truly  missionary  work  amongst  the  English  heathen, 
whose  condition  plainly  showed  that  they  had  not 
"  heard  whether  there  be  any  Holy  Ghost."  Lady 
Stonehenge  and  Gertrude  returned  to  Grosvenor 
Square;  and  the  girl  sang  at  a  series  of  concerts, 
for  which  she  was  well  paid.  She  appeared  in  the 
bills  always  as  "  Miss  Frederica  Browning,"  she  and 
Lady  Stonehenge  agreeing  it  was  better  not  to  use 
professionally  her  name  "Banks";  in  fact,  it  was 
with  great  difficulty  Lady  Stonehenge  induced  her 
to  keep,  in  private  life,  the  name  of  Banks.  Gertrude 
argued  it  was  a  deception,  and  had  already  misled 
several  people,  such  as  the  Wrekins  ;  but  Lady 
Stonehenge  showed  her  she  was  entitled  to  the 
name,  because  it  was  given  to  her  by  Miss  Banks, 
who  had  adopted  her,  and  that  she  must  not  give 
it  up  until  she  ascertained  her  true  name. 

"  That  will  never  be,  dear,  kind  Lady  Stonehenge." 
"  I  do  not  know,  my  young  friend ;  have  patience." 
Gertrude  was  energetic,  and  occupied  herself  in 
many  ways.  She  had  met  so  many  trials  in  life  that 
she  had  lost  the  sanguineness  of  youth;  but  her 
natural  love  for  others  and  personal  unselfishness  got 
her  over  many  an  anxious  hour.  Lady  Stonehenge 
was  astonished  at  her  forethought,  resourcefulness,  and 
adaptability.  Notwithstanding  all  her  large-hearted 
charity,  neither  her  daughters  nor  her  former  young 
friends  had  found  the  old  peeress  very  easy  to  get  on 
with.  Gertrude,  schooled  in  managing  an  imperious, 
exacting  old  lady  like  Miss  Banks,  and  then  cast 


"HOW  CHARMING   IS  DIVINE  PHILOSOPHY!"  193 

adrift  on  the  sea  of  life  in  her  own  frail  bark,  found 
Lady  Stonehenge's  house  a  very  harbour  of  refuge. 
She  willingly  occupied  herself  from  morning  to 
night  zealously  planning  for  Lady  Stonehenge,  and 
striving  to  anticipate  all  her  whims  and  wishes. 
Her  observant  patroness  saw  all  this ;  her  heart 
went  out  to  the  motherless  girl ;  she  mothered  her 
as  if  she  were  a  fifth  daughter  ;  and,  taking  her 
to  her  heart,  was  all  the  happier'for  it. 


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CHAPTER  XXIV. 

TOTAL  ABSTINENCE  FROM  ALCOHOL. 

IT  is  a  very  long  time  since  we  heard  anything  of 
poor  Ambrose  Malet,  who,  when  advanced  in  middle 
life,  had  to  exchange  the  sheep-walks  of  his  beloved 
Wicklow  Mountains  for  the  Australian  bush.  Malet 
was  like  many  another  Irishman,  and  many  a 
Britisher  too :  "  when  he  had  nothing  to  do,  he  did 
it."  This  may  be  an  Irish  bull,  still  it  corresponds 
to  the  Italian  dolce  far  niente.  An  Irishman  has 
more  fun  and  versatility  in  him  than  his  Saxon 
brother  ;  and  he  can  therefore  "  do  nothing "  more 
easily  and  with  less  annoyance  to  his  neighbour 
than  the  more  practical,  business-like  Englishman. 

Malet  became  a  shepherd  in  New  South  Wales, 
where  he  was  compelled  to  work  hard  for  his  living, 
and  "  did  it."  He  speedily  rose  to  be  a  confidential 
manager  and  then  a  partner.  He  had  in  Ireland 
picked  up  a  great  deal  of  veterinary  knowledge,  and 
understood  all  the  infantile  diseases  that  lambs  are 
heir  to.  He  had  an  infallible  remedy  for  curing  scab. 
He  was  an  admirable  shearer  himself,  and  knew  how 
to  instruct  others.  He  was  liked  by  the  natives  ;  he 
shot  a  bushranger  dead  ;  and  he  altogether  was  a 
success  in  the  colony,  and  one  of  the  most  valuable 
men  in  it.  He  never  was  a  drunkard,  and  became 
practically  a  total  abstainer  up  country,  where  he  had 


TOTAL  ABSTINENCE   FROM  ALCOHOL.          195 

the  good  sense  to  see  that  it  was  necessary  for  him 
to  show  a  good  example.  When  he  went  to  Sydney, 
however,  he  unbent ;  he  was  a  popular  companion 
with  a  good  story  and  an  atmosphere  of  geniality 
about  him  ;  and  his  appearance  in  the  Sydney  Club 
which  he  joined  was  the  signal  for  "  shouting "  for 
drinks  all  round  in  welcome  to  this  "  poor  exile  of 
Erin."  The  end  of  this  indulgence  was  that  Malet 
found  himself  in  hospital,  knocked  up  by  too  many 
treats.  He  was  attended  by  a  pretty  young  nurse  who 
spoke  to  him  in  the  Wicklow  accent.  This  touched 
Malet's  naturally  soft  heart,  and  he  became  friends 
with  her  ;  she  turned  out  to  be  Kitty  Simpson,  the 
daughter  of  his  old  friend,  Mark  Simpson,  Curate  of 
Kingscastle,  and  of  Mrs.  Simpson,  who  as  a  widow 
had  been  housekeeper  to  the  Earl  of  Clara. 

Mrs.  Simpson,  who  kept  a  boarding-house  in 
Sydney,  came  to  see  him. 

Malet  recovered,  and  showed  a  determination 
of  character  which  many  who  saw  him  only  in 
his  pleasure  moments  did  not  credit  him  with.  He 
had  already  been  a  total  abstainer  in  the  country ; 
he  now  also  became  one  in  town. 

Mrs.  Simpson — a  thoroughly  good  woman,  a  real 
lady,  though  a  poor  one,  and  always  industrious — 
strengthened  him  in  his  good  resolutions,  and  he 
lodged  with  her  during  his  convalescence.  He 
was  thriving  when  he  became  ill  ;  he  now  forged 
ahead,  and,  after  a  while,  brought  off  a  couple  of 
the  young  Simpsons,  taught  them  shepherding,  and 
promoted  them  to  be  managers,  and  gave  them, 
as  he  had  previously  got  himself,  shares  in  his 


196  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

business.  He  also  took  to  buying  building  lots  in 
Sydney,  and  others  of  the  then  rising  towns. 
Everything  he  touched  seemed  to  prosper.  His 
chance  acquaintance  with  the  Simpsons  was  an 
advantage  to  both.  Mrs.  Simpson  still  kept  on 
her  boarding-house,  and  Malet  lived  there  when 
in  town.  While  sitting  in  the  smoking-room  of 
his  Club  one  hot,  dusty  day  in  Sydney,  Malet 
was  in  an  indolent  manner  reading  the  latest 
copy  of  The  Times — in  those  days  a  very  old 
copy  indeed.  An  advertisement  in  the  Agony 
Column  accidentally  caught  his  eye.  His  attention 
was  at  once  arrested,  and  his  face  completely 
changed  from  lazy  indifference  to  the  keenest 
excitement. 

Malet  was  greatly  altered  in  appearance,  but 
decidedly  for  the  better.  He  had  lost  the  devil- 
may-care  look  he  formerly  had,  and  had  got  instead 
the  air  of  a  successful  man  of  business.  The 
management  of  a  large  concern  had  given  a 
thoughtful,  practical  look  to  his  face.  He  was  now 
a  resolute,  resourceful  man,  getting  on  in  the 
world  ;  but  his  face  would  light  up  as  of  old,  and  he 
still  had  the  merry  twinkle  in  his  eye  and  a  cheery 
word  for  everyone. 

The  advertisement  which  engrossed  his  attention 
ran  as  follows  :  "  Any  person  giving  information 
which  will  lead  to  the  discovery  of  a  daughter,  now 
aged  about  twenty- five  years,  of  Ambrose  Malet 
and  Lady  Violet  Malet,  his  wife,  will  be  liberally 
rewarded.  Apply  to  X.Y.Z.,  Times  Office." 

Malet  walked  restlessly  up  and  down  the  room, 


TOTAL  ABSTINENCE  FROM  ALCOHOL.         197 

visibly  agitated,  and  altogether  unconscious  of  the 
surprised  looks  of  the  bystanders. 

"  Why,  what  is  the  matter,  Malet  ? "  said  one  of 
them,  who  was  a  particular  friend  of  his  ;  "  is  it  good 
news  or  bad  news  ?  " 

"  Heaven  only  knows,"  said  Malet.  He  then  went 
back  to  the  paper,  copied  out  the  short  advertise- 
ment, and,  quickly  putting  on  his  hat,  left  the 
room. 

"  I  hope  it  is  good  news,"  said  the  man  who 
addressed  him.  "  There's  not  a  better  fellow  in  the 
colony.  He  gave  me  a  shove  forward  one  time ;  he 
never  touches  a  man  that  he  does  not  benefit  him. 
Well  as  I  know  him  out  here,  I  know  nothing  of  his 
previous  life.  I  think  he  has  a  history,  and  I  fear  it 
was  a  sad  one.  I  heard  he  married  a  titled  lady,  and 
that  she  and  their  only  child  died.  I  did  not  hear 
this  from  him." 

"  Most  of  us  have  a  ghost  in  the  closet,"  said 
another,  laughing.  "  It  may  be  merely  that  wool  is 
up,  and  Malet  wants  a  quick  sale.  No  one  ever 
caught  the  market  better  than  he  does ;  still,  he  is 
perfectly  straight,  and  his  word  is  as  good  as  his 
bond.  He  can  go  home  when  he  pleases  ;  he  has 
made  his  pile,  and  sent  a  good  deal  over  already  to 
invest  in  England  in  sure  things." 

Malet  hurried  off  to  our  old  friend,  Mrs.  Simpson, 
who  lived  near  the  Club.  She  opened  the  door  for 
him  herself.  She  looked  happy  and  thriving  also. 
On  seeing  him,  she  exclaimed  :  "  What  is  it, 
Amby?" 
"  I  do  not  know,  dear  old  friend,"  he  said  ;  "  the 


198  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

clock  has  gone  back  a  quarter  of  a  century.     Read 
that!" 

Mrs.  Simpson  took  the  slip  of  paper  on  which 
Malet  had  copied  the  advertisement,  and,  glancing 
at  it,  handed  it  back  to  him,  quietly  saying :  "  I  saw 
this  already  to-day." 

"  Then  why,  in  the  name  of  all  that  is  sacred,  did 
you  not  show  it  to  me?"  he  answered  angrily, 
almost  fiercely. 

"  For  the  very  good  reason,  Amby,  that  it  came 
enclosed  in  a  letter  from  England  by  the  post  which 
arrived  after  you  left  this  morning.  Now  you  must 
just  have  a  cup  of  tea,  and  compose  yourself.  The 
news  may  be  good  news,  but  do  not  build  too  much 
upon  it." 

"Can  it  be,  Sally,  that  my  child  is  alive,  and  that 
I  have  not  toiled  all  these  years  for  nothing  ;  that  I 
have  her  still  left  to  me,  anyhow?"  he  cried  breath- 
lessly. "  The  news  I  got  ages  ago  that  she  was  dead 
cannot  be  true." 

Good  Mrs.  Simpson  was  frightened  at  the  man's 
appearance.  Nothing  frightens  a  woman  more  than 
when  a  strong  man  gives  way;  and  she  insisted  on 
his  taking  the  tea  before  she  handed  him  the  letter. 
It  was  dated  several  months  back  from  an  obscure 
street  in  London,  and  ran  as  follows : — 

DEAR  MRS.  SIMPSON, 

"  I  learned  your  address  accidentally  the  other 
day, "and  God  put  it  into  my  head  to  try  and  atone 
for  the  terrible  wrong  I  did  with  others  nearly  thirty 
long  years  ago.  I  never  could  get  it  out  of  my  head, 


TOTAL  ABSTINENCE   FROM  ALCOHOL.         199 

thinking  of  it  by  day,  and  dreaming  of  it  by  night. 
If  I  only  knew  where  the  poor  father  is,  I  would 
write  to  him  also,  but  I  do  not  know.  You  must 
remember  me,  if  not  by  name,  then  as  own  maid  to 
Lady  Henrietta  Manning,  poor  Lady  Violet's  aunt. 
Lady  Henrietta  came  over  to  be  with  Lady  Violet 
in  her  confinement,  and  I  went  with  her:  I  had 
been  a  nursery  governess  in  my  young  days,  and 
afterwards  having  had  children  of  my  own,  was  handy 
about  babies,  and  I  took  care  of  the  motherless  child 
when  her  mother  died.  Lady  Violet,  with,  as  we 
thought,  her  dying  breath,  though  she  lived  for  some 
hours  longer,  besought  me  to  tell  her  broken-hearted 
husband,  who  was  out  at  the  time,  to  have  the  baby 
christened  Gertrude,  after  her  friend  the  Countess's 
little  girl ;  and  I  carried  out  her  wish,  and  told 
Mr.  Malet,  and  the  baby  was  called  so.  She  begged 
of  me,  as  a  mother  myself,  to  mother  the  poor  little 
thing  when  she  was  gone  ;  and,  God  forgive  me,  I 
lied  to  her,  and  did  not,  though  at  the  time  I 
intended  to  do  so.  When  Lady  Henrietta  and  I 
returned  to  England  with  the  child,  we  went  to 
Lady  Henrietta's  house  at  Ludlow,  and  the  child  was 
shown  to  everyone  as  poor  Lady  Violet's  daughter. 
Lord  Arthur,  who  lived  with  Lady  Henrietta,  after  a 
few  months  came  home,  and  Lady  Henrietta  called 
me  into  the  parlour,  and  asked  me  could  I  keep  a 
secret  if  I  were  well  paid  for  it.  Now,  at  the  time,  I 
wanted  to  apprentice  my  son  in  the  city,  and  was 
badly  off  for  money,  and  I  asked  her  what  the  secret 
was. 

" '  Well,'  says  she, '  I  have  got  a  grand  offer  from  a 


200  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

rich  lady  to  adopt  Gertrude  ;  but  Gertrude  must 
drop  her  name,  and  we  must  pretend  she  has  died  ; 
and  she  must  pass  for  Miss  Banks's  niece,  the 
daughter  of  a  scapegrace  brother  of  hers.  Lord 
Arthur  and  I  are  too  poor  to  keep  her  and  educate 
her,  and  it  is  the  best  thing  for  her.' 

"'And  why,'  I  asked,  Ms  it  necessary  to  pretend 
she  is  dead  ? ' 

" '  Because,'  she  answered,  cross-like,  '  Miss  Banks 
wants  her  to  think  she  is  really  her  niece  and  to  cut 
off  all  relations  with  her  own  people.  Ask  me  no 
more  questions.  Will  you  do  it  or  not  for  £20  ? ' 

"  I  took  the  £20,  trying  to  persuade  myself  it  was 
for  the  poor  little  thing's  good.  I  knew  Lord  Arthur 
and  Lady  Henrietta  were  as  poor  as  church  mice, 
and  I  never  had  a  day's  happiness  since ;  but  I  did 
think  at  the  time  it  was  for  the  baby's  good.  I  knew 
Lady  Henrietta  wrote  to  Mr.  Malet,  telling  him  that 
the  child  was  dead,  for  I  posted  the  letter  with  a  black 
seal  on  it.  The  worst  is  to  come.  I  found  out,  through 
Lord  Arthur's  valet,  that  he  got  money  which  would 
have  gone  to  the  baby  if  she  were  known  to  be  still 
alive.  It  may  be  a  poor  excuse  for  me  to  try  to  make 
for  my  violation  of  my  solemn  promise  to  the  dying 
mother,  that  I  heard  the  girl  was  well  cared  for,  and 
brought  up  and  highly  educated,  and  had  everything 
her  heart  could  have  wished  for ;  but  that  was  no 
doubt  the  case.  Then  Miss  Banks  died  suddenly 
without  leaving  Gertrude  a  sixpence,  and  the  poor 
thing  had  to  join  a  low  theatrical  company  which  her 
sham  father  was  fiddler  to.  I  went  to  the  manager  of 
the  company,  and  he  told  me  two  years  ago  Gertrude 


TOTAL  ABSTINENCE  FROM  ALCOHOL.         2OI 

went  to  live  with  a  young  man  in  Dublin,  when  the 
company  was  playing  there,  and  he  would  have 
nothing  more  to  do  with  her;  that  it  was  a  great 
pity,  as  she  was  very  handsome — a  born  actress,  and 
had  a  fine  voice.  He  said  he  was  obliged  to  dismiss 
her  father  for  drunkenness ;  and  he  believed  he  died 
in  the  poorhouse  hospital.  I  saved  a  little  money, 
and  I  got  a  small  legacy  ;  and  as  my  children  are 
out  in  the  world  and  doing  for  themselves,  I  made 
up  my  mind  to  undo,  as  far  as  I  could,  the  great 
wrong  I  was  party  to  against  a  helpless  infant. 
I  have  advertised  for  news  of  her  repeatedly,  but  I 
can  learn  nothing.  I  enclose  you  a  cutting.  Do 
you,  dear  Mrs.  Simpson,  know  anything  of  her  or  of 
her  real  father,  Ambrose  Malet?  I  heard  he  had 
gone  to  Australia.  May  God  forgive  me  my  sins ! 
"  Your  humble  servant, 

"MARY  ANNE  BROWN." 

Poor  Malet's  eyes  sparkled  with  joy  until  the 
closing  sentences  of  the  letter,  which  told  of  his 
long-lost  daughter's  sad  fall  and  disappearance. 

"  I  will  go  and  try  to  find  my  child.  She  has 
been  more  sinned  against  than  sinning,"  he  said, 
endeavouring  to  be  calm. 

He  consulted  with  his  good  friend.  Mrs.  Simpson 
wrote  to  Mary  Anne  Brown,  telling  her  Malet's 
address,  and  that  he  was  going  to  Europe. 

He  first  thought  of  writing  to  the  Marquis  of 
Wrekin,  who  he  said  was  an  honest,  steady  fellow 
and  fond  of  his  sister  Violet ;  but  he  could  not  make 
up  his  mind  to  do  so. 


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AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 


Mrs.  Simpson  then  told  him  she  was  thinking  of  a 
trip  to  the  old  country  herself,  to  see  her  children 
there,  and  to  take  an  unmarried  daughter  and  two 
grandchildren  with  her.  She  had  been  planning 
the  trip  for  some  time,  but  now  resolved  to  carry  it 
out,  for  the  purpose  of  helping  Malet,  who  seemed 
quite  knocked  up  with  the  news,  and  the  strain 
on  him  of  the  uncertainty  which  surrounded  his 
daughter's  fate.  Malet  had  put  forward  her  sons, 
and  she  was  a  good  woman,  and  wanted  now  to 
assist  him,  and  watch  over  him.  She  dreaded  he 
might  lose  his  reason  ;  and  having  her  to  soothe  him 
seemed  a  comfort  to  him. 

Malet  began  to  put  his  affairs  in  order,  and  trusted 
much  to  the  young  Simpsons,  who  proved  worthy 
of  his  confidence  ;  and,  after  a  couple  of  journeys 
up  country,  he  and  the  Simpson  party  sailed  for 
England. 


CHAPTER  XXV. 

A  DEATH-BED  SCENE  RECALLED. 

AMBROSE  MALET,  Mrs.  Simpson,  and  her  daughter 
and  granddaughters  arrived  in  London.  They  soon 
found  out  Mary  Ann  Brown,  but  heard,  to  their 
great  disappointment,  that  she  had  been  unable  to 
trace  Gertrude  Banks. 

Then  the  anxious  man  went  to  Scotland  Yard  : 
all  sorts  of  differently  worded  advertisements  were 
inserted  in  various  newspapers — all  in  vain. 

One  day  he,  who,  as  may  be  remembered,  was  very 
musical,  saw  an  announcement  of  a  great  concert  for 
a  city  hospital,  with  several  names  well  known  even 
to  him,  though  he  had  been  for  many  years  abroad, 
and  also  the  name  of  a  young  lady — Miss  Frederica 
Browning — described  as  a  recent  debutante,  of  whom 
he  had  not  previously  heard.  He  got  tickets  for  the 
performance  for  his  party.  It  commenced  with 
instrumental  music  and  some  songs,  after  which  the 
new  star  (Miss  Browning)  appeared,  who  sang  with  a 
voice  of  wonderful  flexibility — a  naturally  fine  voice, 
carefully  trained.  Malet  sat  entranced,  and  then  it 
gradually  dawned  on  him  he  had  seen  the  face  and 
heard  the  voice  previously — long  ago,  he  could  not 
remember  where.  After  a  time,  fond  as  he  was  of 
music  and  singing,  he  became  heedless  of  both, 


204  AN   IRISH  UTOPIA. 

thinking,  pondering,  and  wondering  why  this  girl 
reminded  him  of  the  past.  His  thoughts  then,  strange 
to  say,  went  back  to  his  short,  tragically  short,  married 
life,  which  had  become  a  dream  to  him,  and  his  lovely 
bride's  fresh,  young  face  came  up  before  him. 

When  other  singers  succeeded  Miss  Browning, 
Malet  ceased  listening.  He  forgot  time  and  place  ; 
he  was  back  again  with  the  wife  of  his  youth.  He 
saw  her  before  him,  heard  her  bird-like  voice  singing 
sweetly  about  his  house,  full  of  health  and  joyousness. 
He  then  fancied  he  saw  her  on  her  death-bed,  and 
heard  her  asking  him  to  raise  her  in  his  arms  and 
kiss  her,  and  bring  their  child  to  her  that  she  might 
see  and  kiss  the  helpless  infant  for  the  last  time ;  he 
saw  her  in  his  vision  fall  back  gasping  for  breath, 
as  she  passed  away  to  another  world.  Malet  then 
became  nearly  unconscious,  and  was  falling  from  his 
seat  when  Mrs.  Simpson  looked  round  with  alarm 
and  spoke  to  him.  He  was  recalled  back  as  it  were 
by  her  voice  to  the  present  world,  and  with  a  great 
effort  composed  himself. 

Mrs.  Simpson  whispered,  "  Would  you  like  to 
leave  ?  " 

As  she  was  saying  this,  Miss  Browning  came  on 
again.  Malet  made  no  answer,  and  Mrs.  Simpson 
wonderingly  saw  he  was  now  listening  attentively, 
apparently  absorbed  in  her  singing,  and  she  pru- 
dently did  not  worry  him  for  an  answer.  Gradually, 
however,  she  saw  the  abstracted  look  return  to  his 
face,  and  he  became  deadly  pale.  With  the  help  of 
a  gentleman  sitting  near  them,  Malet  was  assisted 
to  a  room  off  the  orchestra ;  and  he  had  scarcely 


A   DEATH-BED   SCENE    RECALLED.  2O5 

reached  it  when  he  swooned  and  became  wholly 
unconscious. 

They  had  brought  him  to  the  nearest  room  at  hand. 
He  had  slowly  begun  to  revive,  when  suddenly  Miss 
Browning  came  in  off  the  stage,  having  sung  two 
extra  songs,  carrying  in  each  hand  a  magnificent 
bouquet,  her  attendant  following  with  more  flowers, 
with  which  the  stage  had  been  almost  covered.  Malet 
had  only  partially  come  back  to  life ;  he  could  not 
recollect  where  he  was  ;  when,  as  he  thought,  a  vision 
of  the  past  came  up  before  him — his  blooming  Violet, 
lovely,  radiant  in  her  beauty,  on  her  wedding-day. 
He  staggered  forward,  intending  to  clasp  her  in  his 
arms,  when  he  was  forcibly  held  back  by  angry 
spectators,  whose  pity  had  turned  to  disgust, 
thinking  the  unfortunate  man  had  been  drinking 
too  freely. 

"  He  is  drunk,"  said  one  of  them  ;  "  send  for  the 
police." 

Mrs.  Simpson  came  forward,  and  explained. 

"  He  is  not  drunk :  he  has  been  anxious  of  late ; 
he  has  been  looking  for  his  long-lost  daughter ; 
possibly  the  poor  fellow  thinks  he  has  found  her." 

Miss  Browning,  who  was  no  other  than  our  old 
friend,  Gertrude,  was  full  of  sympathy. 

Malet  looked  helpless  for  a  moment  Then,  when 
he  had  somewhat  recovered,  he  said  in  a  trembling, 
feeble  voice :  "  I  beg  the  young  lady's  pardon.  I 
was  dreaming,  or  in  a  trance,  and  I  thought  I  saw 
my  wife,  who  died  many  years  ago." 

Gertrude  looked  at  him  ;  she  had  been  deeply 
moved  by  his  pathetic  look,  and  was  anxious 


206  AN   IRISH  UTOPIA. 

to  help  him.     She   thought  of  the  likeness  to  the 
miniature  in  the  locket. 

"  You  need  not  apologize,  sir,"  she  said  gently  ; 
"  May  I  ask  did  I  remind  you  of  anyone?" 

"  You  did,  young  lady  ;  you  are  the  very  image  of 
my  wife.  I  lost  her  by  death  ;  and  I  also  lost  my 
daughter,  who  was  stolen  from  me." 

"  Am  I  so  very  like  your  wife,  dear  sir  ?"  she  said, 
with  a  gentle,  sympathetic  voice  which  thrilled  the 
poor  man,  usually  so  strong,  now  so  weak. 

"  Yes,"  he  said,  with  difficulty  mastering  his 
emotion,  "just  what  she  was  when  I  first  saw 
her,  and  heard  her  sing." 

The  people  stood  astonished.  Gertrude  was 
called  for  her  last  song.  She  begged  Malet  to  stay 
in  her  room  until  her  return,  and  Mrs.  Simpson 
remained  with  him. 

On  Gertrude's  return  explanations  took  place 
between  Malet  and  her  which  went  far  to  show  she 
was  his  missing  daughter.  Gertrude  had  her 
mother's  watch  with  her,  which  Malet  at  once 
recognized  as  the  one  he  had  bought  for  his  bride  as 
a  wedding  gift,  though  badly  able  to  afford  the  price 
of  it. 

Lady  Stonehenge  communicated  with  the  Marquis 
of  Wrekin.  The  letters  and  papers  handed  by  poor 
old  dying  Captain  Banks  to  Gertrude,  the  remarkable 
likeness  of  Gertrude  to  her  grandmother  and  mother, 
the  testimony  of  Mary  Ann  Brown,  the  miniature 
and  watch,  more  than  established  the  identity  of 
Gertrude. 

The  money  which  tempted  the  fraud  was  all  gone; 


A  DEATH-BED  SCENE   RECALLED.  207 

but    Malet    fortunately    had    plenty    for    his   child 
and  himself. 

Lady  Stonehenge  wrote  the  following  letter  to 
Lord  Kingscastle  : — 

"  DEAR  LORD  KINGSCASTLE, 

"  You  will  be  glad  to  hear  that  Gertrude,  by  a  mere 
accident,  while  singing  at  a  concert,  was  discovered 
by  her  father,  Mr.  Ambrose  Malet,  owing  to  the 
remarkable  likeness  she  bears  to  her  mother,  who 
was  the  sister  of  the  Marquis  of  Wrekin.  Her  father 
became  extremely  wealthy  in  Australia.  You  were 
anxious  to  marry  the  girl  when  she  was  nameless 
and  penniless.  If  you  have  not  developed  Mark 
Tapley's  peculiarities,  come  and  stay  with  me,  and 
preach  in  St.  Paul's.  The  Bishop  of  London  wants 
a  good  man  who  is  worth  listening  to  and  can  be 
heard. 

"  Yours  ever  sincerely, 

"  AUGUSTA  STONEHENGE." 

Lord  Kingscastle  accepted  the  invitation ;  and 
shortly  afterwards  Dr.  Greene  got  the  following 
letter  :— 

"  BELOVED  PHYSICIAN, 

"  I  write  to  tell  you  for  what  you  kept  your  patient 
alive.  I  have  found  my  father.  It  came  round  in  a 
curious  way.  He  happened  to  hear  me  singing  at  a 
concert,  and  recognized  me  by  my  likeness  to  my 
poor  mother.  I  am  the  daughter  of  Ambrose  Malet, 
of  Kingscastle,  and  Lady  Violet  Malet,  who  was 
the  sister  of  my  chivalrous  supporter,  the  Marquis 


208  AN   IRISH    UTOPIA. 

of  Wrekin.  All  this,  dear  friend,  you  may  have 
heard  from  others  ;  but  I  want  you  to  hear  the 
following  bit  of  news  absolutely  from  me  before 
anyone  else  tells  you.  I  am  engaged  to  be  married 
to  Stephen.  The  foolish  fellow  wanted  to  marry 
me  when  I  had  no  name  ;  and,  oh  !  doctor,  I  had 
to  refuse  him — a  terrible  struggle  for  me  between 
love  and  duty.  I  could  not  let  him  ruin  himself. 
Tell  Mrs.  Greene  and  Fanny.  Fanny  will  be  my 
chief  bridesmaid.  It  cannot  be,  however,  for  a  long 
time,  as  Lord  Clara  is  very  ill ;  and  my  father  says  he 
must  have  me  a  little  while  to  himself  before  he  parts 
with  me.  My  father  has  good  means ;  but,  oh ! 
what  kindness  I  have  met  with  !  I  never  could  have 
believed  there  were  so  many  good  people  in  the 
world  if  I  had  not  been  so  helpless  and  lonely  and 
in  need  of  loving  care  and  assistance,  and  (call 
me  foolish  if  you  like),  what  I  value  more  than 
anything  else,  I  received  genuine  sympathy  from 
people  who,  because  they  were  true  and  sincere 
themselves,  took  an  unknown  stranger  on  trust  and 
believed  in  her.  Lady  Stonehenge  (Mrs.  Greene  not 
being  here)  is  more  than  the  fondest  and  wisest 
mother  could  be  to  me.  I  cannot  write  more  at 
present,  my  heart  is  too  full.  From  your  always 
faithful  and  ever  grateful 

"  GERTRUDE  MALET." 

It  must  be  remembered  that  Gertrude  was  always 
of  a  romantic,  enthusiastic  nature,  and  that  these 
characteristics  had  been  strengthened  and  developed 
by  her  short  theatrical  life,  and,  indeed,  by  all  the 


A  DEATH-BED  SCENE   RECALLED.  209 

stirring  occurrences  of  her  eventful  career.  Perhaps 
the  world  does  not  give  excitable,  highly-strung  tem- 
peraments as  much  credit  as  they  deserve  for  deep 
feeling.  The  silent,  reticent  woman  may  feel  as 
deeply  as  her  emotional  sister,  but  possibly  not  more 
so  ;  and  undoubtedly  the  world  is  moved  round  more 
by  the  stirring  and  energetic  than  by  the  patient 
plodder.  It  is  requisite  to  have  strong  wheelers  to 
bear  up  life's  stage-coach ;  but  it  would  not  move  so 
rapidly,  if  at  all,  without  spirited  leaders  to  pull  it 
along. 

We  also  give  the  following  letter  which  the  worthy 
Bishop  of  Ballinasloe  received  in  his  Western  See  : — 

"MY  DEAR  UNCLE, 

"  Only  think,  Gertrude  turns  out  to  be  the  daughter 
of  your  old  friend  Malet,  and  niece  of  the  Marquis  of 
Wrekin,  and  I  am  engaged  to  be  married  to  her. 
You  knew  my  secret  long  ago.  She  refused  me  last 
autumn  at  Wrekin  Castle.  I  thought  then  it  was 
because  she  did  not  love  me.  It  now  turns  out  that 
the  real  reason  was  because  she  was  nameless,  and 
thought  it  would  drag  me  down.  Come  over  and 
stop  with  me,  and  let  us  go  together  to  Blackberry 
Hall.  It  is  our  duty  to  do  so,  though  my  father  may 
not  know  us,  and  the  Countess  does  not  like  us.  I 
wrote  and  told  her,  but  got  no  reply. 

"  Your  ever  affectionate 

"  STEPHEN." 

Lady  Stonehenge  gave  a  great  reception  in 
honour  of  Gertrude's  engagement.  Lady  Mildred 


210  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

Northallerton  was  there,  and  greeted  the  girl  in  a 
characteristic  way  :  "  I  have  to  congratulate  you.  It 
is  a  great  ease  to  my  mind.  I  feared  I  had  been 
imposed  on  by  you,  and  that  I  had  inflicted  a  fraud 
on  Lady  Stonehenge.  It  is  all  right,  however : 
everything  is  accounted  for  by  the  Manning  and 
Wrekin  blood ;  it  is  all  good,  every  drop  of  it,  and 
still  not  too  goody-goody.  That  young  man  of  yours 
can  preach,  but  get  him  to  read  to  you  and  soften 
down  his  Irish  brogue.  You  have  a  good  accent 
yourself,  and  it  must  annoy  you.  I  suppose  at 
present  you  think  he  is  perfect ;  quite  right — until 
you  are  married,  but  don't  spoil  a  good  husband 
more  than  you  would  a  good  dog.  Train  him  in  the 
very  first  heyday  of  the  engagement,  while  he  is 
still  docile  ;  and  then  once  you  marry  him  always 
keep  his  nose  to  the  grinding-stone." 

Lady  Mildred  was  a  privileged  person,  who  could 
say  what  she  liked,  and  her  bark  was  worse  than  her 
bite;  still  the  bark  was  sometimes  too  shrill,  and 
irritated  a  sensitive  ear. 

The  Marquis  kissed  his  newly-found  niece  tenderly, 
and  said  :  "  My  dear  niece,  I  was  willing  to  be  a 
father  to  you,  but  I  must  now  take  second  place  and 
only  be  an  uncle.  It  is  well  you  are  caught  at  last 
yourself,  and  can  catch  no  more  young  men.  Church 
Stretton  is  off  to  India  as  an  aide-de-camp  to  the 
Commander  of  the  Forces  there." 

Our  old  friend  Malet  was  happy,  but  he  did  not  take 
Gertrude  away  from  her  kind  friend.  With  all  his 
youthful  exuberance  and  love  of  sport,  he  was  a 
shrewd  man  and  knew  his  backwoods  experience 


A   DEATH-BED   SCENE   RECALLED.  211 

might  not  suit  his  daughter  ;  besides,  he  intended  to 
return  to  Australia  and. arrange  his  affairs  before 
finally  settling  at  home.  He  then  told  Gertrude 
that  he  would  leave  her  with  Lady  Stonehenge  ;  but 
she  absolutely  refused,  and  insisted  she  must  go  out 
with  him :  she  said  she  had  found  her  father  and 
would  not  lose  sight  of  him  again.  Malet  was 
touched  at  this  ;  still  he  appealed  to  Lady  Stonehenge, 
who,  to  his  surprise,  supported  Gertrude,  and  it  was 
agreed  the  father  and  daughter  were  to  make  a  trip 
together  to  Sydney.  Unexpected  events  happened, 
however,  which  upset  these  plans. 

Lady  Stonehenge  liked  Malet.  Having  mixed  a 
great  deal  in  the  world,  she  was  not  shocked  by  his 
brogue,  his  want  of  education,  or  rustic  manners 
which  had  been  intensified  by  his  bush  life.  She 
saw  a  resemblance  in  him  in  character  to  her  favourite 
Gertrude.  She  perceived  in  both  father  and  daughter 
the  same  enthusiastic,  lovable  nature,  scorning  mere 
conventionalities,  and  withal  with  a  tact  which  pre- 
vented them  from  wounding  other  people's  feelings 
or  doing  ridiculous  or  outre  things.  Gertrude  did  not 
resemble  her  father  in  appearance,  except  for  a 
twinkle  in  her  deep  blue  eyes,  such  as  is  seldom 
found  amongst  Saxon  beauties. 

In  these  days  she  was  very  happy.  Those 
who  have  known  want  and  misery  ought,  and 
generally  can,  best  appreciate  plenty  and  freedom 
from  care. 

One  feels  wretched  for  a  moment  after  the  curtain 
falls  on  a  great  tragedy,  when  the  good  people  have 
been  all  murdered  or  become  insane  ;  then  there  is  a 


212  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

compensating  rebound  as  the  sensation  of  real  life 
returns  with  an  appetite  for  a  good  supper.  On  the 
contrary,  when  in  a  comedy  all  the  good  people  have 
been  made  happy  and  the  bad  punished,  we  soon  are 
disillusioned  and  become  painfully  conscious  we  have 
only  been  playing  with  life,  and  are  unpleasantly 
called  back  to  the  real  ills  that  flesh  is  heir  to ;  and, 
the  pleasurable  excitement  of  the  comedy  having 
evaporated,  we  feel  we  must  bear  our  own  burdens 
still,  and  that  life  is  not  all  "  beer  and  skittles,"  as  we 
might  foolishly  desire  it  to  be. 

Mary  Anne  Brown  was  very  penitent ;  she  was 
not  indeed  quite  so  bad  as  poor  Violet's  inhuman 
uncle  and  aunt,  Lord  Arthur  and  Lady  Henrietta 
Manning  ;  and  she  had  tried  to  atone  for  her  fault. 
She  was  forgiven,  and  now  disappears  from  our  story. 
The  chief  offenders,  the  uncle  and  aunt,  were 
both  dead,  and  had  squandered  and  lost  all  the 
money  which  ought  to  have  gone  to  Gertrude,  in 
speculating  in  the  railway  mania,  when  Hudson  was 
the  "  Railway  King." 


CHAPTER  XXVI. 

WAS  THE   BISHOP  OF   BALLINASLOE   AT 
PUNCHESTOWN  ? 

LORD  KlNGSCASTLE  received  after  a  considerable 
interval  a  letter  from  his  uncle,  the  Bishop,  in  reply 
to  the  one  he  had  written  announcing  his  engage- 
ment. It  was  as  follows  : — 

"  DEAR  STEPHEN, 

"  I  was  delayed  writing  to  you  from  the  Palace 
through  absence  in  Connemara.  My  heart  went 
out  to  you  both,  my  dear  son,  as  I  love  to  call  you, 
and  I  will  welcome  Gertrude  as  a  beloved  daughter. 
I  am  more  than  satisfied  at  your  news.  I  never 
would  have  opposed  your  match  with  a  clever, 
beautiful,  thoroughly  good  woman,  as  Gertrude  was 
and  is,  even  if  she  had  been  nameless  and  penniless. 
I  would  have  always  felt  convinced  she  had  gentle 
blood  in  her  veins,  though  we  might  not  exactly 
have  found  out  the  source  ;  still,  now  that  we  do 
know,  it  is  all  the  better.  Wrekin  Mannings  were 
always  well  to  the  front,  from  Crecy  to  Waterloo, 
and,  what  was  far  better,  took  an  active  part  in 
establishing  civil  and  religious  liberty  from  Magna 
Charta  to  the  Bill  of  Rights.  I  believe  in  a  good 
strain  in  human  beings  as  I  do  in  horses  and  dogs. 
A  cart-horse  may  be  driven  through  a  field, 


214 


AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 


spreading  manure,  but  never  could  win  the  Down- 
shire  or  Conyngham  Cup  at  Punchestown  ;  and  a 
mongrel  cur  would  spring  a  grouse.  Still  there  are 
all  sorts  of  good  strains,  and  I  welcome  an  alliance 
with  honest  old  Amby  Malet.  I  am  writing  to 
him,  telling  him  so,  and  that  we  both  must  walk 
the  Castle  Hill  next  August  together,  though  we 
should  die  in  the  effort.  A  Malet  never  turned 
his  back  on  a  foe,  and  never  did  a  dishonourable 
act,  though  the  family  did  many  wild  and  foolish 
things.  I  respect  wise  people  ;  but  on  a  yachting 
cruise  if  the  whole  of  the  company  were  wise,  time 
might  hang  heavily  on  one's  hands.  You  must 
want  money,  and  I  have  plenty.  I  hope  to  reach 
your  quarters  this  day  week  ;  we  will  then  go  to 
Blackberry  Hall  together — a  duty,  as  you  say,  but  a 
painful  one.  My  poor  brother  will  not  know  us  (if 
we  have  been  told  the  truth).  We  may  not  be 
allowed  to  judge  this  for  ourselves  by  my  austere 
sister-in-law. 

"  Ever  affectionately  yours, 

"  FITZROY  BALLINASLOE." 

We  know  the  Bishop  in  his  pre-episcopal  days 
could  fill  a  game-bag.  Was  he  ever  at  Punches- 
town?  We  know  he  was  a  good  judge  of  a  horse ; 
further  than  that  we  cannot  say.  If  he  ever  were 
there,  we  can  confidently  assert  he  conducted  him- 
self like  a  Christian  and  a  gentleman.  It  seems 
dangerous  advice  to  give — that  amusements,  lawful 
in  themselves,  should  be  avoided  because  they  are 


WAS  THE. BISHOP  AT  PUNCHESTOWN  ?       215 

liable  to  be  abused.  If  either  the  theatre  or  the 
racecourse  became  a  place  where  no  person  who 
valued  his  or  her  good  name  could  appear,  the  very 
best  check  on  the  production  of  immoral  plays  or 
on  wild  betting  would  be  removed.  It  must  not  be 
forgotten  that  one  of  the  earliest  means  adopted  for 
teaching  people  the  life  of  Christ  and  Bible  stories 
was  the  stage,  and  that  the  racecourse  improves 
the  breed  of  horses,  to  the  benefit  of  mankind.  In 
their  own  way  the  noblemen  and  gentlemen  who  run 
racehorses  fairly  and  without  any  suspicion  of  foul 
play,  and  who  lead  their  local  teams  in  the  cricket 
fields,  are  thoroughly  practical  philanthropists,  who 
keep  the  national  sports  on  a  high  level  of  honour, 
and  rescue  them  from  degenerating  into  rowdy 
scenes  of  drunkenness,  gambling,  and  swindling. 

Blackberry  Hall,  where  the  Earl  of  Clara  was 
lying,  it  was  thought,  on  his  death-bed,  was  the  very 
ancient  seat  of  a  very  ancient  family.  Wealth  had 
come  to  the  owners  by  the  grandmother  of  the  second 
wife  of  the  Earl  of  Clara.  Her  father  had  made  a 
fortune  in  the  early  days  of  Indian  commerce,  and  the 
money  had  remained  in  the  family,  and  had  grown  by 
accretions  until  it  came  to  the  Countess,  who  married 
at  a  mature  age.  Our  poor  friend,  the  Earl  of  Clara, 
married  to  get  a  home,  his  fortunes  being  at  a  very 
low  ebb.  He  got,  however,  only  the  name  of  a  home, 
and  certainly  no  home  comforts.  A  son  was  the  only 
issue  of  the  marriage.  The  Countess  was  a  shrew,  and 
started  by  being  violently  hostile  to  the  Earl's  sons 
by  his  first  wife,  and  morbidly  jealous  that  her  own 
son  would  not  succeed  to  the  title.  She  was  a  hard 


216  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

woman  ;  and,  like  most  people  who  take  the  world 
hardly,  she  herself  met  with  little  sympathy  or  kind- 
ness. She  hated  Michael,  the  eldest  son  of  the  Earl 
of  Clara,  and  he  returned  the  feeling  with  interest. 
She  held  the  purse-strings,  and  eventually  he  was 
forced  to  exchange,  as  has  been  shown,  into  a  line 
regiment,  and  died  in  India.  Of  the  twins,  she 
preferred  George ;  he  flattered  her,  and  occasionally 
succeeded  in  extracting  doles  of  money.  Without 
being  actually  in  the  conspiracy  to  oust  Stephen 
from  his  rights,  she  played  into  George's  hands 
by  keeping  Stephen  away  from  his  father;  and 
descended  to  such  petty  matters  as  having  Stephen's 
letters,  after  his  elder  brother's  death,  still  addressed 
to  him  as  "The  Hon.  Stephen  Corbet,"  thus  ignoring 
his  right  to  be  styled  "  Viscount  Kingscastle." 

Blackberry  Hall  was  managed  on  the  most 
economical  principles ;  every  person,  as  far  as 
possible,  was  on  board-wages.  There  were  no  old 
retainers  left.  The  Countess  would  not  even  leave 
the  Earl  his  old  valet,  whom  she  regarded  as  a  spy. 
The  one  question  in  which  the  Earl  overruled  her 
was,  her  son  Conrad  was  sent  to  Eton.  She  would 
have  preferred  keeping  him  at  home  with  a  tutor. 
The  one  soft  spot  in  her  heart  was  for  this  son, 
and,  curious  to  say,  he  never  returned  her  affection. 
Little  as  he  saw  of  him,  he  looked  up  to  and 
worshipped  Stephen,  with  that  glorious,  unalloyed 
admiration  which  a  young  boy  feels  for  an  elder 
brother  who  has  those  qualities  which  he  himself 
is  ambitious  to  excel  in.  Embarrassed  and  hard 
pressed  as  the  poor  Earl  was,  he  followed  the 


WAS   THE   BISHOP   AT   PUNCHESTOWN  ?        217 

traditions  of  his  house,  and  sent  his  sons  to  Eton. 
The  Countess,  however,  succeeded  in  giving  Stephen 
a  great  disappointment  in  preventing  him  being  sent 
up  to  King's  College,  Cambridge,  from  Eton,  and 
having  him  sent  instead  to  Trinity,  Dublin.  Except 
for  the  bitter  feeling  which  she  had  against  him,  and 
her  delight  in  thwarting  his  wishes,  no  one  could 
understand  why  a  clever  youth  like  him  was  not  sent 
up  to  a  college  where,  being  an  Eton  boy,  he  would 
have  been  sure  to  get  a  Fellowship.  If  Dublin  cost 
more,  the  Countess  did  not  pay  for  it — the  Bishop  did. 

Conrad  was  not  cunning  or  underhand  ;  he  was 
naturally  truthful  and  manly  ;  still,  he  early  learned 
to  conceal  things  from  his  mother,  and  she  never 
knew  that  he  wrote  boyish  letters  to  Stephen,  and 
poured  out  his  feelings  to  him  in  a  way  he  did  to  no 
other  person.  Stephen  used  to  answer  him.  The 
correspondence  had  no  secrets  in  it,  and  nothing 
which  the  Countess  could  have  objected  to,  except 
for  her  mad  freak  to  try  and  separate  him  from  his 
Irish  brothers.  She  was  one  of  those  narrow-minded 
women  who  promoted  the  jealousy  that  should,  if 
possible,  be  removed  between  the  two  islands. 
According  to  her,  no  good  thing  could  come  out  of 
that  thriftless,  lazy,  lying,  bigoted  place,  Ireland ; 
and  as  to  Wicklow  people,  they  were  in  her  opinion, 
the  worst  of  a  bad  lot. 

The  Bishop  and  Stephen  arrived  one  cold,  bleak 
January  day  at  Blackberry  Hall.  No  carriage  was 
sent  to  meet  them  at  the  station.  In  those  primitive 
days  a  railway  station  was  not  at  every  man's  door 
in  England.  At  Blackberry  Hall  now  you  can  hear 


2l8  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

the  shrill  whistle,  and  see  the  smoke  of  the  engine 
from  the  windows  ;  then  the  nearest  station  was  ten 
good  English  miles  off.  With  the  greatest  difficulty 
the  Bishop  and  his  nephew  procured  an  old  rattletrap 
carriage,  and  a  broken-kneed,  broken-winded  horse. 
The  driver  had  sweated  so  much  in  his  early  days 
in  order  to  be  a  light-weight  in  a  racing  stable,  that 
when  he  gave  up  the  saddle  for  the  box-seat,  he  had 
apparently  lost,  by  dijsuse,  the  art  of  putting  on  flesh. 
He  now  looked  a  weasel-faced,  dried-up  old  fellow, 
whose  eye  never  brightened  except  at  the  sight  of  a 
glass  of  gin  or  home-brewed  ale. 

After  many  difficulties,  and  going  the  last  five 
miles  in  the  pitch-dark  night,  without  so  much  as  a 
star  to  lead  them,  the  travellers  arrived  at  the  Hall. 
The  door  was  opened  by  a  surly  servant  who  had, 
after  some  words  with  her  Ladyship,  just  given 
notice  that  he  would  leave,  and  had  been  given  a 
counter-notice  of  dismissal. 

The  Bishop  had  written  that  he  and  his  nephew 
were  coming ;  and  as  there  was  no  house  near  where 
they  could  be  accommodated,  the  Countess  had  been 
forced  to  have  rooms  ready  for  them. 

In  answer  to  the  Bishop,  the  servant  replied 
gruffly  he  could  not  say  how  the  Earl  was ;  he  had 
not  heard,  and  referred  the  inquirer  to  the  Earl's  own 
man  and  nurse. 

The  Hall  looked  bleak  and  gloomy  ;  there  were 
no  fires,  except  where  absolutely  necessary,  and  then 
struggling,  heart-broken  ones  whose  efforts  at  pro- 
ducing a  cheery  blaze  had  been  nipped  in  the  bud 
by  plenty  of  slack. 


WAS   THE   BISHOP   AT   PUNCHESTOWN  ?        2 19 

The  Countess,  after  a  time,  appeared.  She  had 
become  deaf  from  a  bad  attack  of  scarlatina,  when  a 
child,  and  always  communicated  with  others  in 
speaking  by  the  aid  of  an  ear-trumpet.  She  con- 
trived to  turn  a  seeming  disadvantage  into  a  means 
of  getting  rid  of  a  troublesome  querist.  She  always 
began  the  conversation  herself,  and  could  do  so,  as 
she  kept  the  trumpet  carefully  in  her  own  possession, 
and  the  person  who  was  interviewing  her  could  do 
nothing  but  listen,  so  it  was  only  wasting  breath  to 
speak  to  one  who  could  not  and  did  not  want  to 
hear. 

The  Countess,  on  this  occasion,  in  a  few  disjointed, 
unpunctuated  sentences,  which  it  was  difficult  to 
follow,  explained  to  her  hearers  it  was  impossible  for 
either  of  them  to  speak  to  or  even  look  at  the  Earl. 
They  understood  her  to  say  that  his  heart  was  feeble  ; 
that  even  the  slightest  excitement  would  probably 
kill  him  ;  that  he  had  not  wanted  to  see  either  of 
them ;  and  that  it  was  useless  for  them  to  have  taken 
the  trouble  and  gone  to  the  expense  of  coming.  She 
stopped  when  she  liked,  being  mistress,  not  only  of  the 
house,  but  also  of  the  conversation,  and  then,  in  a 
reluctant  way,  handed  the  trumpet  to  the  Bishop,  who 
contrived  to  say — the  Countess  being  very  fidgety 
and  impatient — he  would  like  to  see  his  brother,  if 
possible,  even  when  asleep,  and  when  there  would  be 
no  risk  of  exciting  him.  The  trumpet  was  whipped 
away  with  a  sudden  jerk ;  the  Countess  said  :  "  Quite 
impossible." 

Stephen  made  a  grab  at  the  instrument  ;  the  lady 
was,  however,  too  quick  for  him,  and  put  it  beyond 


22O  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

his    reach,    and,    muttering    that   dinner   had   been 
delayed  for  them,  left  the  room. 

Dinner  was  a  dismal  meal.  The  Countess  presided 
without  her  trumpet,  which  she  had  taken  the  pre- 
caution to  leave  in  her  own  room ;  and  the  only  other 
person  at  the  table,  in  addition  to  the  two  unwel- 
come guests,  was  a  severe-looking  old  aunt  of  the 
Countess,  whom,  as  the  saying  is,  the  Countess 
"  favoured,"  being  indeed  very  like  her.  This  old 
dame  was  almost  as  deaf  as  her  niece ;  still,  by  filling 
the  lungs  carefully,  and  then  suddenly  exhausting 
them  with  a  bellow,  Stephen  managed  to  keep  up 
an  intermittent  conversation  with  her,  which  rather 
resembled  an  irregular  guerilla  warfare,  as  she 
disagreed  with  the  most  colourless  and  harmless 
propositions  made  to  her.  He  had  a  fine,  deep, 
bell-tongued  voice ;  but  even  with  him  physical 
exhaustion  did  its  work,  and  as  the  Bishop  and 
Stephen  tacitly  agreed  that  a  dialogue  between 
them  which  the  two  ladies  could  perceive  but  not 
hear,  would  be  impolite,  dead  silence  soon  prevailed, 
broken  occasionally  by  an  order  to  a  servant. 

As  soon  as  dinner  was  over  the  Bishop  escaped, 
and,  without  confiding  even  to  Stephen,  carried  out 
a  plan  he  had  prepared.  He  commenced  by  putting 
a  half-crown  in  the  hand  of  the  surly  groom  of  the 
chambers,  and  asked  him  to  bring  him  to  the  Earl's 
valet. 

The  valet  was  found,  and,  on  getting  a  sovereign, 
agreed  to  secure  the  Bishop  ten  minutes'  chat  with 
the  Earl ;  but  said  it  could  not  be  done  until  after 
eleven  o'clock,  when  the  Countess  retired  for  the 


WAS  THE  BISHOP  AT  PUNCHESTOWN  ?       221 

night,  and  added,  "  You  must  also  square  the  night 
nurse." 

The  Bishop  read  in  his  own  room  by  the  light  of 
a  single  candle  as  best  he  could,  until  he  was  called 
by  the  nurse,  to  whom  he  gave  another  sovereign  ; 
he  then  was  admitted  to  his  brother's  room. 

To  his  surprise  and  joy — for  he  was  very  fond  of 
him — he  found  his  brother  better  than  he  expected. 
The  Earl  was  delighted  to  see  him,  and  evidently 
took  in  the  situation  quickly,  that  it  was  a  surprise 
and  secret  visit,  and  must  be  a  very  short  one.     After 
a  very  few  words  the  Earl  said  :  "  Fitzroy,  you  have 
something  you  wish  to  say  to  me ;  what  is  it?" 
"Merely  this,  Michael,  who  is  your  heir?" 
"  Stephen,  of  course,  Fitzroy  ;  why  do  you  ask?" 
"  Because  George  says  he  is  the  elder." 
The  old  man  started  with  anger,  and  the  Bishop 
was  terrified  lest  he  might  have  killed  him,  as  the 
Countess  predicted  any  excitement  would  do  ;  but 
no  such  ill  consequences  followed.    He  was  merely 
roused;    his    mind  was   quite   clear,   and   his   voice 
distinct. 

"Fitzroy,  Stephen  is  the  elder.  Mrs.  Simpson 
knows  it ;  Father  O'Toole  knows  it ;  Nancy  Bradley 
knows  it ;  the  whole  country  heard  of  it.  George 
was  always  a  bad  boy." 

"Unfortunately,  Michael,  Nancy  Bradley  says 
George  is  the  elder  ;  and  we  do  not  know  where 
Mrs.  Simpson  is  :  she  went  to  Australia." 

The  Bishop  had  not  heard  of  Mrs.  Simpson's 
return.  The  Earl  was  visibly  agitated  and  about  to 
answer,  when  the  door  opened  and  the  Countess 


222  AN  IRISH    UTOPIA. 

appeared.  Her  own  maid  had  not  been  bribed,  and 
therefore  had  remained  faithful  to  her  mistress. 

The  Countess  came  in  with  her  white  dressing- 
gown  on,  and  had  the  good  Bishop  fairly  at  a 
disadvantage  ;  he  was  caught  in  a  clandestine  visit, 
obtained  by  bribery  and  corruption.  His  brother 
was  evidently  agitated,  more  perhaps  at  the  ghostly 
appearance  of  his  dreaded  wife  than  at  the  startling 
revelation  of  his  son  George's  villainy.  She  made 
good  use  of  her  opportunity. 

"  My  Lord  Bishop,  this  underhand  course  of  yours 
is,  I  may  say,  eminently  Irish,  characteristic  of  an 
absolutely  unreliable  people.  If  you  have  killed 
your  brother,  his  blood  will  be  on  your  head.  I 
warned  you.  Your  confederates  will  be  dismissed  in 
the  morning.  Please  leave  the  room." 

Even  if  he  had  had  a  reply,  he  could  make 
none,  as  of  course  the  Countess  omitted  to  bring  her 
trumpet,  her  only  means  of  conversing  with  the 
wicked  outside  world. 

The  Bishop  retired.  He  and  his  nephew  breakfasted 
alone  the  next  morning.  They  were  informed  the 
carriage  would  be  at  the  door  at  a  certain  hour 
to  convey  them  to  the  station  ;  and  they  then  left 
this  inhospitable  mansion. 

If  the  Countess  did  not  "  welcome  the  coming," 
she  certainly  did  "  speed  the  parting  guest." 


CHAPTER  XXVII. 

AN  ETON    BOY. 

THE  poor  Bishop  was  sorely  frightened  lest  he  might 
have  hastened  his  brother's  death.  He  went  with 
Stephen  back  to  his  cure  amongst  the  colliers,  and 
wrote  to  the  Countess  asking  how  the  Earl  was. 
The  Countess  had  gained  an  advantage,  and  had  no 
intention  of  losing  it.  After  a  long  interval  he  got 
his  letter  returned  to  him,  with  a  sheet  of  paper  on 
which  was  written  : — 

"  The  Countess  of  Clara  declines  all  further 
communication  with  the  Lord  Bishop  of  Ballinasloe, 
as  she  objects  to  having  her  servants  bribed  to 
disobey  her  orders  in  her  own  house,  and  most 
strongly  condemns  his  Lordship  for  endangering 
the  life  of  the  Earl  of  Clara  against  the  positive 
warning  of  the  Countess,  who  acted  on  medical 
advice." 

This  letter,  which  put  the  Bishop  hopelessly  in  the 
wrong,  was  in  one  sense  a  relief ;  he  evidently  had 
not  killed  his  brother,  and  the  Earl  was  not  dying,  or 
the  fact  would  have  probably  been  mentioned ;  but 
would  he  be  allowed  to  die  and  be  buried  without  any 
communication  with  the  Bishop  or  Stephen  ?  How 
were  they  to  ascertain  what  went  on  at  Blackberry 


224  AN    IRJSH   UTOPIA. 

Hall  ?  No  servant  would  dare  to  tell  anything  after 
the  swift  punishment  inflicted  on  the  Bishop's  bribed 
accomplices.  He  did  not  know  the  name  of  the 
doctor  who  attended  his  brother  ;  and,  even  if  he  did, 
the  doctor  would  certainly  act  under  instructions 
from  the  Countess. 

The  Bishop  preached  to  the  miners  who,  with  their 
families,  came  in  crowds  to  the  open-air  service, 
expecting  to  hear  his  nephew.  The  worthy  Prelate 
had  a  commanding  presence  and  a  good  voice. 
Though  inferior  to  his  nephew  as  a  preacher,  he  was 
far  above  the  average,  and  had  attentive  listeners. 
He  belonged  to  a  more  formal  age  than  Stephen ; 
one  which  was  then  beginning  to  pass  away;  an  age 
when  the  clergy,  and  particularly  the  higher  clergy, 
were  too  sensitive  of  their  own  dignity,  and  over- 
rated the  knowledge  of  their  flocks,  attributing  to 
them  the  acceptance  of  the  fundamental  doctrines 
of  the  Christian  religion,  which  many  of  them  had 
never  so  much  as  heard  of.  The  older  class  of 
clergy  had  not,  in  fact,  enough  of  the  missionary 
spirit  at  home  which  they  exhibited  in  the  colonies 
or  elsewhere  abroad. 

The  Bishop  returned  to  Ireland.  Lord  Kingscastle 
continued  his  good  work.  He  wrote  to  the  Countess, 
and  implored  her  to  send  him  news  of  his  father, 
but,  receiving  no  answer,  and  not  even,  like  his 
uncle,  getting  his  letters  returned,  he  also  gave  up  in 
despair  any  further  attempt  to  keep  in  communica- 
tion with  Blackberry  Hall. 

About  six  months  after  the  unsuccessful  expedition 
to  see  the  Earl,  Stephen  received  the  following  letter, 


AN    ETON    BOY.  225 

written  very  hastily  in  a  schoolboy  scrawl,  from  his 
half-brother  Conrad  : — 

"  ETON. 

"DEAR  STEPHEN, 

"  Just  off  home.  The  Governor  dying.  Will  you 
meet  me  at  the  junction  for  Herneham,  and  we  can 
go  home  together?  He  told  me  always  to  look 
to  you  as  my  father,  when  he  was  gone.  Do  not 
desert  me.  I  feel  very  lonely,  and  will  do  whatever 
you  tell  me. 

"  Your  affectionate  brother, 

"  CONRAD." 

Stephen  remarked  the  letter  was  directed  in  a 
different  handwriting — evidently  by  one  of  the 
masters — to  "The  Reverend  Lord  Viscount  Kings- 
castle."  Herneham  was  the  railway  station  for 
Blackberry  Hall,  and,  no  doubt,  he  would  get  share 
of  a  carriage  sent  for  his  brother.  There  were  few, 
if  any,  telegrams  in  those  days,  so  he  had  to  content 
himself  by  writing  to  his  uncle  to  hurry  over  as 
fast  as  possible. 

Stephen  met  his  brother  at  the  junction,  and 
found  him  in  boyish  grief.  The  Earl  had  made  a 
pet  of  this,  his  youngest  son,  who  came  so  long 
after  his  other  children.  He  had  always  been  an 
affectionate  little  fellow  ;  and  they  had  had  many 
talks  together  about  Ireland  and  Stephen. 

The  boy  had  "  Eton  manners,"  which  accompany 
one  of  the  best  types  of  the  Englishman;  and  .though 
the  Irish  of  all  creeds,  politics,  and  ranks  feel  that 

Q 


226  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

they  have  been  bullied  and — though  it  is  a  hard 
word,  none  other  in  the  vocabulary  expresses  the 

idea "  robbed  "  by  England,  it  is  to  be  hoped  that 

we,  an  intelligent  people,  can  appreciate  the  many 
noble  characteristics  which  distinguish  the  true 
English  gentleman  from  the  insolent  charlatans, 
drawing  big  salaries,  who  have  been  foisted  on  us  by 
England  from  Dean  Swift's  time  to  the  present  day. 

The  boy  was  a  manly  little  fellow,  and  did  not, 
from  any  false  pride,  try  to  conceal  his  grief;  and 
his  distress  and  feeling  of  desolation  disposed  him 
more  than  ever  to  cling  to  his  elder  brother,  who 
had  already  a  warm  affection  for  him. 

The  Bishop  had  ascertained  in  his  stolen  interview 
with  his  brother  that  the  Earl  was  then  able  to 
understand  worldly  matters,  and  wished  to  see  his 
relations.  As  Stephen  knew  this,  he  yielded  to  the 
earnest  entreaties  of  his  young  brother,  and  went 
with  him  at  once  straight  to  their  father's  room, 
which  they  entered  unexpectedly.  They  found  him 
still  alive  and  perfectly  conscious.  The  Countess 
was  not  there.  The  servants  had  all  been  changed 
since  "  the  scene "  of  six  months  back ;  and  no 
objection  was  raised. 

Stephen's  heart  was  melted  by  the  evident  look  of 
delight  which  he  saw  on  his  father's — now,  at  all 
events,  plainly  dying — face.  Conrad  sobbed  aloud  ; 
the  Earl,  in  a  weak,  scarcely  audible  voice,  said : 
"  Come,  both  of  you  " ;  they  went  to  the  bedside,  and 
he  joined  their  hands  together.  "  Stephen,  take  care 
of  him  ;  my  last  request.  Conrad,  do  always  what 
he  tells  you."  They  both  said  earnestly,  "  I  will." 


AN    ETON   BOY.  227 

Even  the  nurse  and  a  valet  present  could  not  remain 
unmoved  ;  and  the  tears  streamed  down  the  old 
man's  cheek.  The  Earl  could  say  no  more ;  and  it 
was  evident  he  was  too  weak  in  body,  if  not  in  mind, 
to  bear  any  real  conversation  with  them.  In  a  few 
minutes  he  began  to  doze  away  ;  and  they  left  his 
room. 

Stephen  did  not  see  the  Countess  that  evening; 
and  saw  her  for  only  a  few  minutes  the  next  morn- 
ing. The  Earl  did  not  die  for  several  days ;  and 
the  Bishop  arrived  just  before  the  end,  when  he  was 
actually  unconscious.  After  his  death,  the  Bishop 
wrote  a  letter  to  the  Countess,  and  gave  it  to  her 
maid  to  hand  to  her.  It  ran  as  follows  : — 

"DEAR  SISTER-IN-LAW, 

"  I  think  it  well  to  acquaint  you  that  the  Earls  of 
Clara  and  their  ancestors  have  been  buried  for  two 
hundred  years  in  the  family  vault  at  Glendalough, 
in  the  County  of  Wicklow.  I  suppose  it  will  be 
your  pleasure  that  my  nephew,  who  is  now  head  of 
the  house,  should  make  the  necessary  arrangements 
for  the  transport  of  my  dear  brother's  remains  to 
Ireland,  and  his  funeral  there  ;  perhaps,  also,  you 
might  wish  for  a  funeral  service  in  the  parish  church 
here. 

"  Affectionately  yours, 

"  FlTZROY." 

The  Countess  replied  by  letter  also — "  I  have 
been  left  by  my  late  husband's  will  all  his  property  ; 
and  he  made  me  his  sole  executrix.  I  have  been 


228  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

professionally  advised  that  I  alone  am  entitled  to 
make  preparations  for  his  funeral  ;  and  I  will  bear 
no  interference  from  anyone.  The  funeral  will  be  on 
the  day  after  to-morrow ;  the  service  will  be  in  this 
parish  church  ;  and  the  interment  will  be  made  in  my 
family  vault  in  the  churchyard. 

"GRISELDA  CLARA." 

Neither  the  Bishop  nor  the  new  Earl  of  Clara  could 
do  any  more.  It  had  been  agreed  between  them 
that  the  letter  should  contain  a  statement  recognizing 
Stephen  as  "  head  of  the  house  "  ;  and  they  thought 
that  would  come  better  from  his  uncle  than  from 
himself,  so  the  Bishop  had  written  the  letter. 

In  the  painful  time  which  elapsed  before  the 
funeral,  the  Bishop  and  the  new  Earl  saw  nothing  of 
the  Countess,  and  seldom  saw  Conrad.  The  lad, 
however,  showed  the  greatest  respect  for  his  uncle ; 
and,  boy  as  he  was,  without  intending  anything  more 
than  respect  and  kindness,  prevented  a  gross  act  of 
disrespect.  He  brought  the  Vicar  of  the  parish,  an 
elderly,  nervous,  hard-set-looking  little  man,  to  his 
uncle,  and  introduced  him.  The  Vicar  at  once 
engaged  the  Bishop  to  perform  the  principal  part  of 
the  funeral  service.  The  church  was  in  Blackberry 
Hall  demesne.  The  Countess  and  her  son  walked 
after  the  bier,  which  was  carried  by  the  work- 
people ;  Stephen,  alone,  after  them  ;  the  Bishop  had 
gone  beforehand  to  conduct  the  service. 

The  Countess,  after  the  funeral,  did  not  appear. 
Conrad  saw  his  uncle  and  his  brother  off.  Stephen 
said :  "  Conrad,  I  will  never  forget  my  father's  dying 


AN   ETON   BOY.  22p 

request,  and  my  solemn  promise  to  take  care  of  you  ; 
but  I  do  not  wish  to  separate  you  from  your  mother, 
even  if  I  could  ;  write  to  me  as  usual,  and  you  may 
always  count  on  me." 

The  boy  answered  :  "  You  are  my  head,  Stephen, 
and  I  could  not  wish  a  better ;  I  will  write  to  you." 

Strange  to  say,  George  Corbet  never  appeared  at 
the  funeral  ;  his  name  was  just  mentioned  between 
Stephen  and  his  uncle.  That  he  had  not  been  idle 
will  appear  in  the  next  chapter. 


CHAPTER  XXVIII. 

THE   PORT-WINE   SOLICITORS. 

GEORGE  CORBET  had  a  rather  stiff,  constrained 
letter  from  the  Countess,  telling  him  his  father  was 
dying,  and  that  he  would  be  expected  at  the  Hall, 
and  would  meet  his  brother  Conrad  at  Herneham. 
She  did  not  care  for  him.  Still,  peculiar  as  she  was, 
she  felt  that,  for  appearance'  sake,  it  was  better  to 
have  one  of  the  elder  branch  present  before  the 
Earl's  death,  and  afterwards  at  the  funeral.  She 
disliked  him  less  than  the  Bishop  or  Stephen.  She 
was  perfectly  indifferent  as  to  who  would  succeed  to 
the  title  and  Kingscastle  when  her  son  could  not. 
She  would  have  wished  the  title  for  Conrad  ;  but, 
careful  as  she  was  about  money,  she  put  no  value  on 
the  Irish  estates,  because  scarcely  any  income  was 
derived  from  them.  Though  at  heart  a  miser,  she  was 
a  dull,  stupid  woman,  and  never  clearly  understood 
that,  unless  just  at  the  famine  period,  the  Irish 
estates  yielded  a  very  large  return,,  which,  however, 
went  in  paying  interest  on  money  borrowed  on 
the  Earl's  life  estate,  and  also  in  paying  heavy 
premiums  on  policies  of  insurance,  effected  in  his 
later  years,  to  clear  off  the  capital  of  the  loans  at 
his  death. 

George   had   consulted,   long  before    his    father's 
death,  a  sharp  Dublin  solicitor,  to  whom,  however,  he 


THE  PORT-WINE  SOLICITORS.  23! 

told  only  what  he  chose  of  his  case.  He  had  by  that 
time  persuaded  himself  he  was  the  elder  brother,  and 
he  made  no  doubt  of  that  to  his  solicitor,  still  warning 
him  it  might  be  contested  by  Stephen.  He  was 
advised  that  "  possession  was  nine  points  of  the  law," 
and  that  he  should  make  a  strong  effort  to  be  first  in 
occupation  on  his  father's  death.  He  then,  on  getting 
the  Countess's  letter,  replied,  effusively  thanking  her, 
but  saying  that  his  regiment  was  short-handed,  and 
that  he  could  not,  until  he  actually  heard  the  fatal 
news,  ask  for  leave.  He,  however,  at  once  got  leave, 
"  on  urgent  private  affairs,"  started  for  Ireland, 
surprised  the  caretakers  in  Kingscastle,  who  did  not 
dispute  his  right  to  stop  there,  and  actually  was  in 
occupation  at  the  time  of  his  father's  death. 

He  then  asserted  his  authority:  boldly  paid  off  the 
caretaker  and  his  wife  with  double  wages ;  installed 
Nancy  Bradley  as  his  housekeeper,  and  a  nephew  of 
hers,  and  one  or  two  others  whom  he  thought  he 
could  depend  upon,  as  servants,  in  one  capacity  or 
another,  but  really  as  a  garrison  to  hold  the  place. 

He  did  not  like  leaving  just  then,  and  summoned 
his  solicitor  from  Dublin  ;  and  a  circular  was  sent 
through  the  tenantry,  asserting  his  title,  and  claiming 
the  estates  as  heir  to  his  father. 

Meanwhile,  the  Bishop  of  Ballinasloe,  hearing  of 
George's  rapid  forestalling  movements,  summoned 
Stephen  to  Dublin.  To  the  Bishop's  horror,  he 
found  his  nephew,  the  true  heir,  disposed  to  surrender 
without  a  struggle. 

"  Why,  man,"  said  his  uncle,  "give  up  your  birth- 
right without  even  the  excuse  of  a  mess  of  pottage?  It 


232  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

would  not  be  right — it  would  be  a  direct  encourage- 
ment to  fraud  and  dishonesty." 

Finally,  he  induced  Stephen  to  leave  the  matter  in 
the  family  solicitor's  hands — the  great  resource  of 
the  aristocracy,  as  it  saves  them  from  all  worry  and 
responsibility. 

This  was  not,  however,  Stephen's  chief  motive.  He 
had  secured  the  love  of  his  life  to  be  his  promised 
wife ;  and  he  was  deeply  interested  in  his  English 
ministry,  and  felt  he  was  doing  good.  He  had,  so  to 
speak,  shaken  off  the  Irish  dust  from  his  feet  when 
he  resigned  his  Dublin  cure  ;  and  he  hated  the 
public  scandal  of  a  lawsuit  with  his  twin-brother. 

If  George  had  taken  possession  of  Kingscastle, 
the  Bishop  had  secured  the  family  solicitor,  who 
knew  all  the  family  traditions,  and  kept  all  the 
musty  deeds  and  archives  in  a  fireproof  safe,  on 
which  were  emblazoned  the  arms  and  name  of  "  The 
Earl  of  Clara." 

In  Ireland  these  old  family  solicitors  were  a 
regular  institution,  which  is  now  rapidly  disap- 
pearing. They  were  often  styled  "  port-wine 
solicitors,"  as  they  gave  their  noble  visitors  a  rare 
good  glass  of  port  when  they  called  ;  they  had  often 
also  purple  noses  from  taking  the  rich  beverage, 
though  they  rarely  outraged  social  proprieties.  They 
were  very  pompous  and  oracular,  and  yielded  in 
rank  and  knowledge  only  to  an  aristocratic  client ; 
and,  therefore,  being  themselves  great,  and  bowing 
only  to  the  princely  suitor,  they  indirectly  added  a 
further  height  to  the  pinnacle  on  which  he  stood. 
They  were  (an  odd  bad  boy  exceptedj  a  respectable, 


THE   PORT-WINE  SOLICITORS.  233 

solvent,  reliable  body.  No  doubt  they  charged  for 
their  services  ;  still,  their  clients'  interests  were  their 
own,  and  they  did  their  work  well,  if  rather  slowly. 
It  certainly  was  an  advantage  in  a  case  to  have  one 
of  these  men  as  the  conducting  solicitor.  The  best 
counsel  preferred  his  retainer ;  the  presiding  judge 
liked  to  see  him  ;  and  the  jurors  were  unconsciously 
influenced  to  consider  that  he  must  be  on  the  right 
side  when  they  saw  him  sitting  beside  his  leader 
within  the  Bar,  looking  sure  of  his  case,  eminently 
respectable,  richly  dressed,  and  with  a  flower  in  his 
button-hole,  got  from  one  of  his  extensive  green- 
houses in  his  luxurious  suburban  residence. 

The  solicitors  now  engaged  for  Stephen  were  the 
firm  which  wrote  the  terrible  letter  to  poor  Malet. 
They  believed  as  firmly  in  the  sacred  right  of  the 
house  of  Clara  to  their  estates  as  any  Jacobite  of 
Queen  Anne's  reign  believed  in  the  Divine  right  to 
the  Crown  of  England  attaching  to  the  house  of 
Stuart.  To  be  just  to  the  firm  of  Wiseacre  &  Son, 
they  had  been  approached  by  George,  who  showed 
them  very  plainly  that  their  costs  would  be  safe,  but 
they  would  have  nothing  to  do  with  him,  as  they  had 
been  told  by  the  Bishop  that  Stephen  was  the  heir  ; 
and,  without  exactly  knowing  why,  they  had  always 
recognized  him  as  such  ;  and,  quite  independently  of 
their  own  gains,  they  were  determined  to  support  the 
claimant  they  thought  had  truth  and  justice  on  his 
side. 

Now,  the  firm  on  the  other  side — Brown  &  Co. — 
were  just  as  honourable  men  as  Wiseacre  &  Son, 
just  as  clever,  if  not  a  little  more  so,  and  far  more 


234  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

energetic.  Their  retainers  were  accepted,  and  their 
business  was  well  done,  and  they  had  secured  quite 
as  able  a  Bar;  still,  Wiseacre's  "brief"  was  more 
thought  of  in  the  Bar  Library  of  the  Dublin  Four 
Courts  than  the  plebeian  Brown's.  Old  Mr.  Wiseacre 
was  often  asked  to  dine  with  a  judge  ;  old  Mr.  Brown 
never  was ;  and  the  fox-hunting  special  jurors 
throughout  the  country,  who  were  Tories,  had  a 
prejudice  in  favour  of  the  Tory  Wiseacres  and 
against  the  Whig  Browns. 

Mr.  Wiseacre,  the  head  of  his  firm,  suggested  a 
case  for  advice  to  be  laid  before  Mr.  Beaumont,  Q.C., 
who  advised  an  ejectment,  which  was  accordingly 
brought  and  served.  Mr.  Wiseacre  then  arranged 
a  consultation  between  Mr.  Beaumont  and  Mr 
Wayside,  Q.C.  (whom  he  had  secured  as  second  leader 
with  other  counsel),  and  the  Bishop  and  Stephen. 
The  consultation  was  to  be  held  at  Mr.  Beaumont's 
residence  in  Merrion  Square. 

Mr.  Wiseacre  called  for  his  two  noble  clients.  He 
was  beaming  over  with  delight  and  self-complacency 
at  the  selection  of  his  counsel. 

"  Now,"  said  Mr.  Wiseacre,  rubbing  his  hands 
smiling,  and  looking  portentously  wise  and  self- 
important,  "  the  trial  must  take  place  at  Wicklow  at 
the  Summer  Assizes  ;  the  Leinster  Bar  must  be  kept 
in  good-humour,  and  their  susceptibilities  must  not 
be  ignored.  It  is  true  Beaumont  is  not  on  the 
circuit  list  now  ;  still,  he  was  on  it,  and  only  left 
when  made  Solicitor-General.  He  is  a  Wicklow 
man,  and  will  have  great  personal  weight  with  the 
special  jurors.  He  is  the  most  sagacious  of  all  the 


THE  PORT-WINE  SOLICITORS.  235 

leaders.  I  would  have  liked  a  regular  member  of 
the  circuit,"  said  Mr.  Wiseacre  thoughtfully,  "as 
second  string,  and  Beaumont  wanted  one,  and  sug- 
gested a  name;  still,  I  thought  Wayside  would  be  the 
best  for  a  reply  for  the  real  heir,  against  whom " — 
here  Mr.  Wiseacre  waxed  warm  with  sincere,  not 
simulated,  indignation — "  an  abominable  plot  has 
been  hatched  to  oust  him  out  of  his  just  rights. 
Permit  me,  Earl  of  Clara."  Mr.  Wiseacre  added, 
beaming  with  respectful  admiration  on  Stephen,  "  to 
say  that  your  Lordship  is  worthy  of  your  noble 
lineage,  and  that  all  my  feeble  endeavours  [an 
emphasis  on  "  feeble,"  which  was  not  genuine,  as  he 
thought  them  all-powerful]  will  be  used  to  their 
utmost  to  preserve  you  in  the  position  and  property 
that  Divine  Providence  has  marked  out  for  you." 

The  Bishop  and  Stephen  of  course  said  nothing 
could  have  been  better  managed  so  far  than  the 
case,  and  that,  if  they  won,  they  would  feel  under 
eternal  obligations  to  Mr.  Wiseacre. 

Mr.  Beaumont  had  already  known  the  Bishop — 
indeed  they  had  sporting  tastes  in  common — and  was 
introduced  to  Stephen,  who,  to  give  Mr.  Beaumont 
his  due,  he  never  forgot  was  Earl  of  Clara. 

Mr.  Wayside  was  there,  exhilarated  after  a  great 
speech  he  had  just  made  in  the  House  of  Commons, 
which  had  evoked  applause  in  that  critical  assembly 
from  all  shades  of  politicians. 

Mr.  Manly,  Q.C.,  a  leader  on  the  Leinster  Circuit — 
whom  Mr.  Beaumont  had  wanted  to  be  his  second 
in  command — and  Mr.  Ryall,  the  junior  counsel, 
were  also  present. 


236  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

Mr.  Beaumont  was  a  thorough  man  of  business,  as 
well  as  a  powerful,  dexterous  advocate,  and  an 
experienced  lawyer.  His  great  forte  was  sagacity. 
All  the  views  of  the  case,  on  the  facts  and  the  law, 
were  carefully  sifted  by  able,  thoroughly  capable 
men,  ardent  for  the  cause  of  their  client. 

Mr.  Beaumont  in  the  end  said,  turning  to  Stephen : 
"  I  fear  for  your  case  ;  there  is  no  doubt  your  brother 
was  well  advised  in  taking  possession !  I  see  the 
hand  of  Macnamara  in  that,  who,  I  hear,  is  to  lead 
against  us.  Mrs.  Simpson  being  available  is  greatly 
in  our  favour,  though  Nancy  Bradley  will  be  a 
counterpoise.  If  Father  OToole  thought  it  his  duty 
to  give  evidence,  it  would  have  great  weight  with 
the  jury,  who  all  know  and  respect  him." 

The  Bishop,  interposing :  "  It  is  a  terrible  calamity, 
the  loss  of  his  diary." 

Mr.  Beaumont,  smiling  :  "  Of  course  if  we  had  it 
we  would  tender  it ;  but  Macnamara  would  fight  its 
reception  for  all  he  knows.  Father  OToole  certainly 
went  out  of  his  way  to  insert  statements  in  it." 

Mr.  Ryall,  the  junior,  speaking  for  the  first  time  in 
the  consultation  :  "  Mr.  Beaumont,  I  think  there  is 
an  authority  in  favour  of  admitting  the  whole  of  the 
diary." 

Mr.  Beaumont  was  a  kindly  man,  who  never 
snubbed  juniors ;  and,  looking  benevolently  on  Mr. 
Ryall,  he  said  :  "  I  will  look  into  your  authority 
with  pleasure,  Ryall.  I  see  your  careful  hand  all 
through  this  case." 

Mr.  Wayside's  face  was  a  study,  while  Mr. 
Beaumont  was,  as  it  were,  throwing  buckets  of  cold 


THE  PORT-WINE  SOLICITORS.  237 

water  over  their  chances  of  success.  He  now  broke 
forth  :  "  If  there  is  any  justice  or  fair  play  in  that  part 
of  the  world  known  as  the  County  of  Wicklow,  and 
if  we  get  a  special  jury  of  ordinary  intelligence  and 
honesty,  we  must  convince  them  that  there  is  a  foul 
conspiracy  to  oust  a  nobleman,  an  eloquent  preacher, 
a  man  of  chivalrous  honesty,  from  his  rank  and  his 
estates.  Good  God!  when  I  think  of  that  beautiful 
girl,  who  is  now  to  be  his  wife,  whom  he  rescued 
from  the  grave,  we  would  not  be  men  if  we  did  not 
fight  his  just  cause.  If  we  can  only  get  Angelica 
Molloy  to  come  forward — she  is  not  in  the  conspiracy 
— to  tell  what  she  must  know,  we  are  as  certain  as 
that  the  sky  is  above  us  to  get  the  jury,  under  the 
guidance  of  a  competent  judge,  to  find  for  us." 

Wayside  fell  back,  rubbing  his  nose  in  his 
inimitable  manner,  exhausted  by  his  emotions.4 

After  a  pause,  Beaumont  said  quietly  :  "  Friend 
Wayside,  I  do  not  know  whether  you  have  heard  the 
rumour  in  the  library  this  evening — I  was  there 
late — that  Murnahan  is  going  the  Leinster  Circuit, 
and  will  try  this  case  in  Wicklow.  All  I  can  say  is, 
if  Murnahan  and  you,  and  a  couple  of  good-looking 
girls,  get  together  in  the  courthouse — that  is, 
with  him  on  the  Bench,  the  ladies  in  the  witness- 
box,  and  you  at  the  Bar  addressing  the  jury — 
you  will  get  the  verdict  right  enough  between 
you.  But  there  was  another  rumour  in  the  library," 
said  Beaumont,  with  admirably  affected  gravity, 
"  that  the  price  of  parchment  was  likely  to  go 
up,  Macnamara  will  require  so  much  of  it  for 
his  exceptions  to  the  proceedings ;  we  must  win, 


238  AN    IRISH  UTOPIA. 

if  at  all,  on  grounds  that  will  hold  water.  I  saw 
Miss  Malet  in  Imogen  and  Ophelia ;  and  no  one 
admires  more  than  I  do  her  beauty,  accomplishments, 
and  virtues  ;  still,  what  has  that  exactly  to  do  with 
which  of  two  brothers  is  the  elder  ? " 

Stephen  here  said :  "  I  would  rather  lose  the  case 
than  that  either  my  affianced  bride  or  Miss  Angelica 
Molloy  should  be  exposed  to  cross-examination  in  a 
public  Court." 

Wayside's  face  was  a  picture  of  scorn  and  indigna- 
tion during  Mr.  Beaumont's  withering  remarks,  but 
relaxed  during  poor  Stephen's  unworldly  and 
generous  interposition.  He  turned  round,  and, 
tapping  Stephen  lightly  on  the  shoulder,  said  :  "  You 
are  a  man,  my  Lord,  the  House  of  Peers  cannot 
spare  ;  you  are  a  nineteenth-century  remnant  of  the 
old  medievalism,  which  made  the  saintly  warrior  a 
priestly  knight.  The  Crusades  created  chivalry,  and 
saved  the  world  from  the  brutal  barbarism  of  the 
dark  ages.  I "  (with  an  emphasis  on  "  I,"  and 
ignoring  Beaumont)  "will  have  you  in  Kingscastle 
yet.  I  say  that  our  client's  conduct  to  Miss  Malet 
is  relevant  to  his  case.  Is  it  conceivable  that  our 
noble-hearted  client  would  sully  his  fair  name  by 
putting  forward  a  case  which  he  was  not  sure  was 
true?  On  the  other  hand,  does  not  his  brother's 
case  bear  on  it  in  large  letters  the  words,  '  the  lying 
fabrication  of  a  blackguard  and  a  swindler '  ?  " 

"  Wayside,  I  do  not  like  interrupting  you,"  inter- 
posed Mr.  Beaumont ; "  but  I  have  a  special  invitation 
to  dine  at  the  Castle  this  evening,  and  have  no  time 
to  lose ;  we  must  meet  again,  and,  Mr.  Wiseacre,  we 


THE  PORT-WINE  SOLICITORS.  239 

must  have  Father  O'Toole  and  Miss  Angelica 
Molloy,  if  possible,  as  witnesses  ;  though  I  am  more 
than  doubtful  as  to  the  admissibility  of  those  very 
portions  of  their  evidence  we  are  most  anxious  to 
bring  before  the  jury.  However,  it  will  not  be  my 
fault  if  I  do  not  play  upon  Murnahan's  feelings." 

"  Well,  Mr.  Wiseacre,"  said  the  Bishop  anxiously, 
as  they  walked  away  from  the  consultation,  "  what 
do  you  think  of  our  chances  ?" 

"  Hope  for  the  best,  but  prepare  for  the  worst,  my 
Lord  ;  you  may  rely  on  me  doing  my  utmost,"  was 
the  cautiously  self-glorifying  reply  of  a  very  worthy 
man  and  excellent  solicitor. 

Mr.  Ryall,  the  junior,  who  was  walking  with  them, 
flourishing  his  pocket-handkerchief,  with  a  knowing, 
confidential  nod  to  Stephen,  really  answered  the 
Bishop's  question,  saying :  "  We  are  doing  right  well  ; 
Beaumont  will  keep  the  yacht  on  the  right  course, 
and  avoid  rocks  and  shoals ;  and  then  Wayside  will 
put  on  every  inch  of  canvas  and  win  the  regatta. 
Beaumont  is  madly  jealous  that  he  is  not  in  the 
House,  while  Wayside  is  not  only  in  it,  but  is  also 
one  of  its  most  brilliant  orators." 

Thus  spoke  the  junior,  who  deserved  all  the 
credit  of  getting  up  the  case,  facts  and  law,  which 
Mr.  Wiseacre  complacently  appropriated  without 
acknowledgment. 


CHAPTER  XXIX. 

MR.   MACNAMARA,  Q.C.,  AT   CONSULTATION. 

ANGELICA  heard  of  Stephen's  engagement,  and  was 
not  surprised.  She  never  thought  of  him  or  anyone 
as  a  lover.  She  had  determined  to  devote  herself 
to  religion.  Unfortunately,  the  taunts  of  George  and 
her  mother  had  forced  her  to  examine  her  heart,  and 
she  found  she  could  never  love  George,  while  she  did 
love  his  brother.  She  knew  instinctively  that  Stephen 
did  not  love  her,  and  she  never  contemplated  marry- 
ing him.  When  George,  in  his  rage  and  passion  on 
the  Upper  Lake  of  Glendalough,  disclosed  his  base 
schemes  against  Stephen,  the  projects  were  so  fright- 
ful that  the  pure,  right-minded  girl  could  not  under- 
stand them.  She,  however,  was  clever  and  observant ; 
and  once  her  suspicions  were  aroused  by  the  marked 
difference  made  by  the  Marchesa  in  her  treatment  of 
Stephen  and  George,  and  her  conversations  with  the 
Bishop  of  Ballinasloe  and  Father  OToole,  she  saw 
many  things  which  showed  her  that  some  underhand 
plot  was  being  contrived. 

Nancy  Bradley  did  not  conceal  her  indignation  at 
being  turned  away  by  Father  OToole,  and  had 
frequent  mysterious  meetings  with  the  Marchesa ; 
and  the  state  of  health  of  the  old  Earl  of  Clara  was 
anxiously  watched. 


MR.  MACNAMARA,  Q.C.,  AT  CONSULTATION.  241 

Angelica  did  not  know  what  the  Count  thought 
about  the  impending  trial.  He  was  in  failing  health, 
and  was  devoted  to  her;  but  lately  there  seemed  to 
be  an  estrangement  between  her  father  and  mother. 
He  never  concealed  his  preference  for  Stephen  over 
George. 

One  morning  when  the  great  lawsuit  was  rapidly 
approaching,  Angelica  chanced  to  pass  by  the  half 
open  door  of  her  mother's  boudoir,  and  saw  that  lady 
place  a  large  book  on  the  fire  which  was  burning  in 
the  grate,  notwithstanding  the  hot  summer  weather. 
The  Marchesa  having  done  this  strange  act,  left  the 
room  fortunately  without  observing  her  daughter. 
Angelica,  thinking  that  the  book  looked  like  a  volume 
of  Father  O'Toole's  diaries,  rushed  in  and  carried 
it  away.  She  easily  extinguished  the  flames,  as  the 
book  was  only  being  slowly  consumed,  and,  hastening 
to  her  own  room,  she  found  her  fears  were  only  too 
true — it  was  one  of  Father  O'Toole's  diaries,  and  the 
very  one  he  had  missed.  The  outside  binding  and 
some  of  the  leaves  were  badly  burnt. 

The  girl,  as  soon  as  she  could  escape  without 
being  noticed,  went  to  Father  O'Toole,  who  was  glad 
to  get  back  his  book,  but  was  horrified  at  the  attempt 
to  destroy  it. 

He  put  it  carefully  aside,  and  they  agreed  to 
say  nothing  about  it. 

"My  dear  child,"  said  the  old  man,  "  you  must  not 
hesitate  to  do  your  duty,  no  matter  how  unpleasant 
it  may  be.  You  will  have  to  be  prepared,  if  neces- 
sary, to  be  examined  at  this  trial.  Right  must  be 
done.  The  very  fact  that  your  unfortunate  mother 

R 


242  AN    IRISH    UTOPIA. 

has  entered  into  this  wanton  conspiracy  under  some 
delusion  that  she  may  assist  her  Church,  makes  it  the 
more  imperative  on  all  good  Catholics  to  defeat  her 
designs.  She  would  not  only  defraud  a  good  man 
of  his  name  and  inheritance  for  the  sake  of  his 
unworthy  brother,  but  disgrace  the  Catholic  religion 
by  giving  scoffers  the  opportunity  of  saying  that  we 
snapped  up  titles,  estates,  and  converts,  using  such 
base  means  to  aggrandize  our  holy  Church." 

Father  O'Toole  became  much  excited,  and  was 
deeply  moved.  He  dearly  loved  Angelica  and  her 
father.  The  good  old  priest  was  also  much  attached 
to  the  Clara  family,  from  whom  he  had  always 
received  great  kindness.  Above  all,  he  hated  any- 
thing mean  and  dishonest,  and  was  sensitive  for  the 
honour  of  his  beloved  Church. 

George  Corbet  rarely  left  Kingscastle,  fearing, 
apparently,  lest  some  effort  might  be  made  by  his 
brother  to  oust  him.  Still,  to  Father  OToole's 
disgust,  he  ostentatiously  attended  Mass.  Angelica, 
however,  as  far  as  possible  avoided  him  ;  and,  as  the 
Count  treated  him  coldly,  he  rarely  visited  at  the 
Chateau  Dijon. 

The  feeling  of  the  neighbourhood  was  quite 
against  George,  and  his  attempts  to  play  the 
convert  pleased  no  one  except  the  Marchesa. 
Unfortunately,  in  Ireland,  people  who  have  changed 
their  faith  have  in  most  cases  done  so  for  filthy 
lucre's  sake  ;  and  the  Irish  peasant  is  as  suspicious 
of  one  who  turns  his  coat  to  become  a  Roman 
Catholic  as  of  one  who  does  it  to  conform  to 
Protestantism, 


MR.  MACNAMARA,  Q.C.,  AT  CONSULTATION.    243 

It  was  well  known  that  Father  O'Toole  was 
against  George.  The  disappearance  of  the  book — 
an  occurrence  talked  of  far  and  wide — made  people 
shake  their  heads;  and,  cautiously  as  she  might 
manage  it,  Nancy  Bradley's  confidences  with  the 
Marchesa  became  known. 

George  looked  pale  and  anxious,  and  it  was 
whispered  that  he  was  drinking  hard.  Robert 
Burns's  words — 

"  Wha  hae  nae  check  but  human  law 
Are  to  a  few  restricked  ' ' — 

are  happily  true ;  and  certainly  George  was  not  one  of 
the  exceptions  to  the  rule,  for  his  conscience,  though 
it  was  not  strong  enough  to  make  him  abandon  his 
villainy,  did  not  leave  him  an  easy  moment.  The 
Marchesa  contrived  to  believe  she  was  advancing 
her  Church  by  her  misdeeds.  George  had  no  such 
escape  :  he  saw  that  he  was  wilfully  trying  to  defraud 
his  own  brother  of  his  birthright.  If  Angelica  was 
the  one  woman  he  loved,  Stephen  was  the  one 
man  he  respected.  Bad  as  he  was,  he  never  would 
have  entered  into  this  foul  conspiracy  merely  to  be 
Earl  of  Clara  and  owner  of  the  estates  :  he  did  it 
to  win  Angelica ;  and  now  that  he  was  hopelessly 
pledged  to  his  unrighteous  cause,  he  saw  that  she 
was  for  ever  lost  to  him.  He  saw  her  shrink  from 
him  as  one  polluted  and  unclean,  and  his  guilty 
conscience  cowed  his  natural  daring.  He  rarely 
addressed  the  girl.  The  Marchesa  and  he  had 
settled  their  plans,  and  there  was  nothing  for  them 
to  meet  about.  The  trial  became  the  talk  of  the 


244  AN    IRISH  UTOPIA. 

county.  Great  precautions  were  taken  about  the 
jury,  which  it  was  settled  should  be  struck  so  as  to 
make  it,  as  far  as  possible,  fair  and  impartial. 
George  knew,  however,  that  no  ingenuity  could 
manage  to  make  him  popular,  and  that  the  jury,  if 
they  could,  would  find  for  his  brother.  It  even 
occurred  to  him  to  give  in  ;  but  he  saw  that  such  a 
course  would  only  be  proclaiming  his  own  baseness. 

Nancy  Bradley  had  become  his  cook  and  house- 
keeper at  Kingscastle.  She  was  faithful  to  her 
foster-son,  and  in  some  extraordinary  way  had 
almost  got  herself  to  believe  her  story  was  true.  She 
during  this  time  exercised  an  immense  influence  over 
him.  She  was  the  only  person  with  whom  he  could 
discuss  the  question  which  was  always  present  to 
his  mind. 

"  Master  George,"  said  she,  "  do  not  trouble 
yourself.  You  cannot  remember  when  you  were 
born.  I  can." 

"  But,  Nancy,"  said  the  wretched  man,  "I  know  my 
poor  mother  said  Stephen  was  the  elder." 

"  How  could  she  tell  ? "  Nancy  would  answer 
triumphantly ;  "  and  your  father  was  not  in  the 
room.  I  thought,"  said  she,  using  an  argument 
which  she  knew  would  influence  him,  "  Master 
George,  my  own  boy,  that  you  were  afraid  of 
nothing.  Leave  it  to  me  ;  leave  it  to  me." 

Such  is  a  sample  of  the  talk  that  went  on  between 
this  curiously  assorted  pair  up  to  the  eve  of  the 
Assizes. 

George  was  summoned  up  to  Dublin  to  attend  a 
consultation  at  Mr.  Macnamara's  house. 


MR.  MACNAMARA,  Q.C.,  AT  CONSULTATION.    245 

Success  at  the  Irish  bar  is  on  the  whole  by  merit ; 
and  the  solicitors,  it  must  be  allowed,  choose  the 
best  men.  Mr.  Macnamara,  Q.C.,  was  fully  equal  to 
a  forensic  duel  with  Mr.  Beaumont.  He  was  probably 
the  greatest  master  of  the  law  of  evidence  at  the  Bar 
of  his  day  ;  and  he  was  a  subtle  and  dangerous 
cross-examiner.  He  was  a  member  of  the  Home 
Circuit ;  and  there  was  some  little  grumbling 
amongst  the  Leinster  men  at  a  Home  man  being 
brought  to  lead  them.  He  had  as  his  second  a 
very  rising  young  man,  Mr.  Headstrong,  and  as  a 
junior  a  still  younger  man.  Both  of  these  were 
Leinster  Circuit  men  ;  and  the  judgment  of  George's 
solicitor  was  fully  shown  in  each  of  them  afterwards 
successively  being  not  only  leader  of  his  Circuit,  but 
amongst  the  very  foremost  men  of  the  entire  Irish 
Bar.  Mr.  Macnamara  was  splendidly  up  in  his  case ; 
and  George  saw  at  once  he  was  in  first-rate  hands. 
No  men  are  really  more  afraid  of  each  other  secretly 
than  lawyers,  though  in  the  arena  they  show  a  bold 
front.  Macnamara  dwelt  more  on  the  weak  points  of 
his  case  than  on  his  strong  points  ;  and  he  intimated 
freely  he  did  not  think  they  had  a  good  case. 

Headstrong  was  more  hopeful,  and  referred  to 
some  authorities  which  were  chiefly  supplied  to  him 
by  his  junior,  which  he  openly  acknowledged — "  I 
am  very  thankful  to  you,  Charlie " ;  or,  "  That's 
just  what  we  want,  Charlie"  being  said  in  a  voice 
showing  warm  friendship  and  a  generous  spirit 
appreciative  of  the  singularly  great  merit  of  his  able 
junior.  As  the  consultation  broke  up,  the  junior, 
evidently  acting  on  a  hint  from  the  solicitor,  asked 


246  AN   IRISH  UTOPIA. 

Mr.    Macnamara   would   it    be  requisite  to    have  a 
consultation  in  Wicklow  on  the  eve  of  the  Assizes. 

"  My  very  young  friend,"  said  Mr.  Macnamara, 
playfully  tapping  his  junior  on  the  shoulder  with  his 
gloved  hand,  "  I  consider  it  most  essential.  If  we 
had  no  regular  consultation,  we  would  have,  what 
I  am  always  opposed  to,  an  informal  one,  where 
nothing  satisfactory  can  be  arranged  ;  besides  " — 
bowing  to  the  solicitor — "  I  am  always  averse  to 
depriving  any  professional  gentleman  of  his  proper 
remuneration." 


CHAPTER  XXX. 

THE  CAT  TOBIAS. 

IT  is  a  melancholy  sight  to  see  an  old  man  left  alone 
in  the  world,  just  at  the  time  when  friends  are  most 
needed  to  step  in  for  a  chat,  and  cheer  him  up.  But 
so  it  usually  is  :  when  the  friends  of  youth  drop  off, 
there  is  rarely  anyone  to  take  their  place ;  no  one 
who  can  discuss  old  events,  and  be  in  sympathy  with 
a  man  who  has  outlived  his  contemporaries.  A  time 
comes  when  failing  eyesight,  failing  strength,  and 
failing  interest  in  the  topics  of  the  day,  make  reading 
a  trouble  ;  and  many  a  formerly  active  man  sits  list- 
lessly in  his  chair,  or  lies  languidly  in  bed,  waiting 
for  his  inevitable  call. 

Father  O'Toole  sat  alone  in  his  cottage,  which  he 
called  the  Presbytery — a  pathetic  figure,  looking 
aged  and  worried — with  no  companion  but  a  large 
brindled  cat,  who  sat  beside  him,  perched  on  the  arm 
of  his  chair,  and  purring  lustily  ;  whilst  his  master 
stroked  his  back  and  scratched  his  head. 

Father  O'Toole  did  not  believe  in  the  genuineness 
of  the  affection  of  his  dumb  friend  ;  he  used  to  say 
that  in  Tobias  gratitude  was  a  sense  of  favours  to 
come,  and  that  he  rarely  visited  him  except  just 
before  meal  hours. 

His  housekeeper  announced  a  visitor.  He  did  not, 
however,  catch  the  name,  as  he  was  getting  deaf; 


248  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

and  he  had  not  got  accustomed  to  the  voice  of  the 
woman  who  had  succeeded  Nancy  Bradley. 

The  visitor,  when  he  entered,  turned  out  to  be 
Ambrose  Malet.  Father  O'Toole  rose  from  his  chair, 
and  wrung  his  hand  warmly,  exclaiming :  "  Dear  old 
friend,  I  am  right  glad  to  see  you !" 

Welcome  shone  in  his  face,  and  Malet,  a  tender- 
hearted man  himself,  looked  almost  overcome,  and 
with  difficulty  got  out  in  a  faltering  voice :  "  It  is 
some  satisfaction  after  having  been  a  prodigal  to  get 
such  a  greeting  on  returning  home." 

"Now,  Amby,  Tobias  and  I  were  just  going  to 
lunch,  and  you  must  join  us  and  break  your  fast 
before  you  tell  your  news." 

Malet  complied.  He  had  not  gone  to  the  consul- 
tation, and  instead  had  come  down  from  Dublin  to 
take  a  look  round  ;  he  and  the  good  old  priest  soon 
got  on  the  all-absorbing  topic  of  the  trial,  and  they 
discussed  it  over  and  over  again. 

"  I  think,"  said  Father  O'Toole,  "  it  is  over-delicacy 
on  Stephen's  part  not  coming  to  me  now ;  nor  has 
the  Bishop  come.  They  know  my  opinions;  still 
there  is  information  I  have  recently  obtained  which 
will  be  of  great  use,  which  I  would  have  written 
about,  but  waited  to  see  if  either  of  them  would  call. 
I  can  tell  you  now.  Angelica  brought  me  back  my 
diary,  which  she  saw  her  mother  trying  to  burn  ;  the 
Marchesa  does  not  know  her  daughter  rescued  it, 
but  thinks  it  is  burned,  and  I  only  tell  you  this 
confidentially,  for  the  benefit  of  Stephen,  and  for 
use  in  his  case;  but  it  is  better  not  to  have 
the  matter  generally  known.  Angelica  can  prove 


THE   CAT   TOBIAS.  249 

having  saved  the  book,  and  also  that  George  had 
threatened  to  ruin  his  brother  for  crossing  him  in  her 
affections.  Of  course  the  poor  girl  does  not  wish 
to  be  examined,  but  will  come  forward  if  her 
evidence  is  absolutely  necessary.  I  also  will,  if 
required,  be  a  witness.  The  one  person,  Amby, 
whom  I  love  best  in  the  world  is  that  dear  girl. 
Her  wretched  mother  has  spoiled  the  happiness  and 
sullied  the  honour  of  her  whole  family.  Angel  and 
I  are  prepared  to  do  our  utmost  to  repair  the 
mischief  her  mother  and  George  Corbet  have  done." 

In  the  end  Father  O'Toole  persuaded  Malet  to 
stay  with  him  for  a  couple  of  days ;  and  he,  at  his 
host's  suggestion,  cautiously  approached  his  successor 
about  selling  his  interest  in  his  old  home  and  the 
farm  which  always  went  with  it. 

The  tenant  had  really  scarcely  any  interest  to  sell, 
being  merely  a  yearly  tenant.  He  had,  however, 
without  any  security,  laid  out  a  considerable  sum  of 
money  in  repairing  the  house  and  improving  the  land. 
Malet  found  him  only  too  ready  to  come  to  terms; 
but  no  bargain  was  finally  made  until  the  result  of 
the  trial  was  determined,  as  if  it  went  adverse 
to  Stephen,  he  would  not  think  of  making  such  a 
purchase. 

He  did  not  like  calling  at  Chateau  Dijon,  though 
he  knew  the  Count  would  welcome  him,  as  an  old 
fellow-sportsman.  Father  O'Toole  had  almost  given 
up  calling,  owing  to  the  marked  coolness  of  the 
Marchesa  towards  him;  and  it  would  have  been  still 
more  awkward  for  Malet,  whose  daughter's  engage- 
ment to  Stephen  was  well  known- 


25O  AN    IRISH    UTOPIA. 

Malet  found  that  both  the  Orange  and  Freemason 
Lodges  had  disappeared  in  his  absence,  and  that  the 
woollen  manufactory  which  had  been  started  was 
doing  badly.  When  he  returned  from  the  County 
Wicklow,  he  called  on  Dr.  Greene  in  Dublin, 
preferring  to  go  alone,  and  introduce  himself.  The 
doctor  wondered  what  complaint  his  healthy,  sun- 
burnt visitor  could  be  suffering  from,  but  gave  him  a 
warm  greeting  when  he  knew  who  he  was. 

"  Doctor  Greene,  I  come  to  you  to  give  the  heart- 
felt thanks  of  the  father  of  an  only  child,  for  saving 
her  life.  She  told  me  you  would  take  no  fee  from 
her."  Here  the  doctor  waved  his  hand,  as  if  not 
wishing  to  discuss  the  question.  Malet  continued  : 
"  I  would  not  insult  you  by  offering  to  repay  you. 
Please,  however,  accept  this  present,  not  for  its 
value,  but,  as  a  token  of  regard  and  gratitude." 
He  then  produced  a  magnificent  watch  and  chain, 
the  watch  having  inside  the  inscription :  "  A  token 
of  gratitude  from  A.  Malet  to  H.  C.  Greene,  M.D., 
for  saving  the  life  of  his  daughter  Gertrude." 

"  Indeed,  I  will  take  it  with  pleasure,  Mr.  Malet, 
and  always  feel  proud  of  it.  You  see  I  have  a  very 
old  watch  and  chain."  "  So  Gertrude  told  me,  and 
therefore  I  ventured  to  offer  them  to  you." 

The  information  which  Malet  brought  about  the 
book,  and  Father  O'Toole's  and  Angelica's  evidence, 
were  all  considered  so  important  that  Mr.  Wiseacre 
and  his  head  clerk  went  and  saw  Father  O'Toole, 
who  told  them  in  detail  what  evidence  he  could  give, 
and  also  that  Angelica  would  surely  attend  the  trial, 
and,  if  really  required,  be  examined, 


CHAPTER  XXXI. 

THE   LEINSTER    BAR. 

THE  County  of  Wicklow  was  in  a  ferment  over  the 
expected  ejectment  between  (all  legal  fictions  apart) 
the  brothers  Stephen  and  George  Corbet.  The 
house  of  Clara  was  one  of  the  foremost  in  the  land  : 
virtually  far  larger  issues  were  involved  than  the 
mere  ownership  of  the  estates.  It  was  rumoured 
about  that  a  religious  aspect  might  arise  in  the  case, 
which,  though  often  wholly  irrelevant,  is,  if  possible, 
dragged  into  legal  proceedings  in  Ireland.  Many 
people  shook  their  heads,  and  knowingly  winked  at 
each  other,  wondering  where  George  Corbet,  who 
had  been  warned  off  race-courses,  and  had  his  horses 
mortgaged  for  more  than  their  value,  was  getting  the 
money  to  carry  on  his  suit.  He  had  engaged  the 
best  counsel  that  could  be  had,  and,  wherever  the 
money  was  to  be  found,  they  must  be  paid  ;  and  Mr. 
Macnamara,  it  was  reported,  was  getting  higher  fees 
than  Mr.  Beaumont,  the  rival  leader.  Did  the 
Count  Dijon,  or  did  the  Marchesa,  who  had  a  large 
independent  fortune  of  her  own,  supply  the  funds  for 
the  litigation  ?  If  not,  where  else  did  they  come 
from  ?  George,  on  his  own  credit,  would  not  get  bit, 
bite,  or  sup  from  Bray  to  Arklow.  If  the  Marchesa 
gave  the  money,  all  were  agreed  that  she  would 


252  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

expect  to  get  value  for  it,  either  in  meal  or  in  malt ; 
and  how  would  she  get  it  except  by  marrying  Miss 
Angel  to  George  ? 

Now,  vox  populi  vox  Dei  is  never  wrong.  No  one 
liked  the  Marchesa,  who  was  haughty,  mean,  and  hard ; 
but  everyone  loved  Angel  ;  and  indignation  against 
the  Marchesa  rose  to  a  violent  tempest  at  the  idea 
of  her  wanting  to  marry  the  loveliest  and  sweetest 
maid  in  the  whole  country  to  a  broken-down  roue, 
even  if,  by  fraud  and  trickery,  he  did  become  owner 
of  the  Clara  estates,  and  get  the  title.  Malet  had  not 
been  sitting  half-an-hour  with  Father  O'Toole  before 
the  fact  was  known  and  commented  on  in  Rathdrum  ; 
and  after  his  visit  of  a  couple  of  days  at  the  Pres- 
bytery, it  was  circulated  everywhere  that  his  host 
would  be  a  witness  against  George. 

No  one,  Roman  Catholic  or  Protestant,  doubted 
Father  OToole's  honour;  but,  at  the  same  time,  it 
was  thought  highly  improbable  that  he  would  take 
any  active  part  against  George  if  he  were  the 
accepted  lover  of  Angelica  Molloy ;  so  it  was  supposed 
there  could  be  no  likelihood  of  a  match  between 
her  and  George ;  and,  that  being  so,  what  then 
•  did  the  Marchesa  mean  ?  or  was  it  a  syndicate  of 
scheming  bill-discounters  which  was  backing  George  ? 
The  more  the  point  was  debated  the  deeper  the 
mystery  became,  and  the  greater  the  tension.  The 
quiet  little  seaside  town  of  Wicklow  became  crowded 
on  the  day  before  the  trial;  not  a  bed  was  to  be  had 
by  a  late  comer  for  love  or  money. 

Practically  the  entire  Leinster  Circuit  Bar  came 
down  from  Dublin.     A  large  number  of  them  were 


THE  LEINSTER  BAR.  253 

engaged  one  way  or  another  in  the  great  case,  and 
all  were  anxious  to  see  the  gladiatorial  combats  sure 
to  be  fought  out  between  the  counsel.  The  law  of 
evidence  might  be  settled  on  knotty  points.  It  was 
even  whispered  that  Angel  Molloy  certainly,  and 
Stephen's  fiancee  possibly,  would  be  examined  and 
cross-examined.  Father  O'Toole  would  be  in  the 
witness-box ;  and  the  amount  of  villainy  which 
George  Corbet  had  managed  to  squeeze  into  a  few 
short  years  would  be  minutely  criticized  by  way  of 
damaging  his  credit. 

The  Bar,  however,  forms  a  very  small  part  of  the 
crowds  which  a  great  trial  attracts.  Each  of  the 
opposing  solicitors  had  taken  an  entire  house  for 
his  army  of  clerks  and  runners.  The  witnesses 
had  all  to  be  accommodated.  Angelica  was  under 
the  care  of  Father  O'Toole,  and  not  with  her  mother. 
The  Count  did  not  attend  the  Assizes. 

When  the  excitement  had  reached  fever-heat,  a 
blowing  of  horns  was  heard,  and  a  private  coach 
and  four  horses  dashed  into  the  town,  carrying  Mr. 
Macnamara,  Q.C.,  Mr.  Headstrong,  and  their  junior. 
There  were  bets  amongst  the  junior  members  of 
the  Bar  as  to  whether  or  not  Mr.  Macnamara  would 
drive  down  from  Dublin  in  full  forensic  costume. 
But  he  did  not;  still  there  he  was,  smiling  and 
gracious,  and  bowing  acknowledgments  to  all  and 
sundry,  resplendent  in  his  summer  white  hat,  blue 
cravat,  and  spotless  kid  gloves,  with  his  faithful  valet 
and  attendant,  Mooney,  on  the  box-seat.  They  had 
scarcely  arrived  and  partaken  of  a  slight  refreshment 
when  they  retired  to  the  inevitable  consultation. 


254  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

This  could  be  clearly  seen  from  the  street,  though, 
of  course,  what  transpired  could  not  be  even 
guessed  at. 

The  next  arrival  was  Mr.  Beaumont,  who  had 
been  spending  the  day  with  an  aristocratic  friend 
of  his  in  the  neighbourhood. 

Mr.  Wayside  arrived  still  later. 

No  pleasanter  place  could  be  got  for  a  Summer 
Assizes  or  a  seaside  resort  than  Wicklow.  The  town 
is  picturesquely  situated  ;  the  ozone  is  welcomed  by 
the  Bar,  accustomed  to  stuffy  courts,  and  eager  to 
get  out  of  Dublin,  for  at  that  period  Wicklow  was 
the  first  town  on  the  Leinster  Circuit.  A  morning 
dip  in  the  sea  was  most  refreshing,  and  a  stroll 
on  the  delightful  Murrow  was  enchanting.  It  would 
be  difficult  to  get  an  ugly  stretch  of  country  in  the 
whole  of  the  cheerful  County  Wicklow,  popularly 
called  "  The  Garden  of  Ireland."  Perhaps  the  coast- 
line between  the  end  of  the  Murrow  and  Greystones 
is  the  least  agreeable  prospect  which  could  be  pointed 
out ;  but  even  here  there  is  a  weird,  Tennysonian, 
Locksley  Hall  aspect  about  the  dreary  moorland  and 
the  barren  shore  which  is  not  without  an  attraction 
of  its  own,  on  the  most  interesting  railway  line  in 
Ireland.  At  the  time  we  are  writing  of  there  was 
no  railway,  and  it  was  then  necessary  for  all  persons 
coming  from  any  distance  to  arrive  in  the  town  of 
Wicklow  the  evening  before  the  Assizes  commenced. 


CHAPTER  XXXII. 

THE  WICKLOW  ASSIZES. 

THE  morning  of  the  trial  opened  bright  and  fresh, 
and  the  court  was  crowded.  As  Mr.  Beaumont  had 
announced  at  his  consultation,  Murnahan,  who  was 
Chief  Justice  of  the  Common  Pleas,  was  the  presiding 
judge.  He  had  had  a  distinguished  career  at  the 
Bar.  His  knowledge  of  law  was  unquestioned,  and 
his  anxiety  to  do  what  was  right,  irrespective  of 
class  or  creed,  was  freely  acknowledged  ;  still,  there 
was  a  general  feeling  that  if  two  attractive  young 
women  like  Angel  and  Gertrude  gave  evidence  on 
Stephen's  side,  it  would  affect  the  Chief  Justice,  as 
appealing  to  his  romantic  Celtic  nature,  which  would 
favour  the  weaker  sex,  and  dispose  him  to  think  two 
pure,  spotless  girls  like  them  would  discern  which 
was  the  worthier  of  the  two  brothers,  and  which 
would  be  the  less  likely  man  to  put  forward  a 
fraudulent  case.  It  was  also  thought  that  Chief 
Justice  Murnahan,  being  a  Roman  Catholic,  would 
probably  have  heard  more  of  Father  O'Toole's  good 
sense  and  honesty  of  purpose  than  a  Protestant 
Judge  would  have  heard. 

As  he  sat  on  the  Bench,  he  looked  the  embodiment 
of  intellectual  power — power  which  he  had  shown  by 
obtaining  the  highest  mathematical  distinctions  in 
Trinity  College.  He  had  a  massive  head,  with  a 


256  AN   IRISH  UTOPIA. 

leonine  face,  and  a  thick  crop  of  shaggy  hair  always 
escaping  from  under  his  wig.  A  good-natured, 
kindly  man,  who,  if  he  hastily  said  a  sharp  word 
which  wounded  a  young  barrister,  was  always  sorry 
for  it,  and  tried  to  make  amends  by  helping  on 
the  man  he  might  have  unwittingly  discouraged. 
Here  was  a  genuine  Irishman,  racy  of  the  soil,  and 
one  of  whom  his  country  might  be  justly  proud. 

The  court  was  densely  packed  by  an  eager,  anxious 
crowd.  The  composition  of  the  jury  was  keenly 
criticized,  for  the  purpose  of  ascertaining  how  their 
inclinations  would  probably  lean.  They  were  about 
half  Roman  Catholic  and  half  Protestant ;  and  it  was 
supposed,  on  the  religious  aspect,  which  was  sure  some 
way  to  turn  up,  they  would  be  in  favour  of  Stephen. 
In  the  first  place,  the  foreman  was  an  Orangeman,  who, 
it  was  said,  had  declared  he  would  "  eat  his  boots  or 
die  of  starvation  "  before  he  found  for  a  turncoat,  as 
he  contemptuously  styled  George,  whose  attendance 
at  the  Roman  Catholic  church  had  become  well 
known.  There  were  several  Protestant  shopkeepers 
who  would  likely  follow  his  lead.  Even  the  Roman 
Catholic  farmers  on  the  jury,  it  was  thought,  would 
look  suspiciously  on  George's  conversion  if  Father 
O'Toole  was  a  witness  against  him.  The  only  two 
men  who  would  probably  be  in  his  favour  were, 
indeed,  two  Protestants — one  a  sporting  squireen, 
who  made  up  to  George,  as  belonging  to  a  higher 
social  grade  ;  and  the  other  a  horse-trainer  who  lived 
on  the  borders  of  Kildare,  and  to  whom  it  was  said 
George  owed  money.  Finally,  there  were  a  couple  of 
doubtful  men  on  the  jury  who  might  ,go  either  way. 


THE   WICKLOW  ASSIZES.  257 

It  is  not  our  intention  to  inflict  on  our  readers 
any  lengthened  history  of  this  famous  trial.  Mr. 
Beaumont's  opening  statement,  which  occupied  a 
day  and  a  half  of  broiling  July  weather,  was 
exhaustive  in  every  sense  of  the  word,  and  seriously 
was  considered  an  admirable  specimen  of  his  adroit 
advocacy,  suiting  himself  to  the  likely  tendencies  of 
the  Chief  Justice,  the  sympathies  of  the  jury,  and  the 
very  peculiar  and  delicate  nature  of  the  testimony  to 
be  given. 

It  was  hinted  at  the  same  time  that  Mr.  Beaumont, 
relying  on  his  great  position,  and  playing  on  the 
feelings  of  the  tender-hearted  judge,  opened  views  of 
his  case  which  were  plainly  irrelevant  to  the  issues 
to  be  tried,  and  which  those  who  were  in  the  secrets 
of  his  consultations  knew  he  thought  were  not 
admissible. 

After  finishing  his  address,  he  sat  down,  having 
convinced  everyone  that  if  a  very  small  part  of  what 
he  stated  could  be  proved,  Stephen  ought,  at  all 
events,  to  win  on  the  merits,  if  not  on  the  law. 

"  The  rules  of  the  game,"  as  they  are  called,  were 
played  on  far  stricter  lines  then  than  now  ;  and  once 
the  examination  of  witnesses  commenced,  a  great 
deal  of  time  was  occupied  in  able  arguments  on  the 
admissibility  of  evidence. 

This  was  Mr.  Macnamara's  strong  point ;  and  the 
Leinster  Bar  were  delighted  at  the  manner  in  which 
Mr.  Beaumont,  a  former  leader  of  their  Circuit, 
showed  he  was  fully  equal  to  his  rival,  then  the 
acknowledged  leader  of  the  Home  Circuit. 

A  very  young  member  of  the  Leinster  Bar  in  the 


258  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

Counsel's  room  incautiously  blurted  out,  after  an 
artful  objection  of  Macnamara's,  which  the  Chief 
Justice  decided  in  his  favour:  "What  a  pity  the 
Home  Bar  has  got  him  \''  but  he  never  repeated  the 
observation,  as  he  was  literally  howled  down  by  all 
the  members  present ;  and  he  slunk  away  to  smoke 
on  the  Murrow,  not  showing  himself  again  until 
the  Bar  dinner,  when  he  was  the  subject  of  some 
very  scathing  remarks,  Macnamara  not  being  there 
as  a  guest,  having  been  invited  to  dine  with  the 
judges. 

The  real  adroitness  of  Mr.  Beaumont  did  not 
appear  until  the  third  day  of  the  trial,  when 
Mrs.  Simpson  was  examined.  Her  presence  in  Ire- 
land up  to  the  time  of  the  trial  had  been  carefully 
concealed  from  the  public,  and,  of  course,  from  the 
opposite  side,  who  thought  she  was  still  in  Australia. 
Mr.  Beaumont  intended  to  dwell  in  his  opening 
statement  strongly  on  her  evidence  as  most  favour- 
able to  his  case,  and  thus  spring  a  surprise-mine  on 
his  adversaries  ;  but  just  as  he  rose  to  make  his 
speech,  a  letter  was  put  into  his  hand  to  the  effect 
that  she  was  probably  too  ill  to  leave  Dublin. 
He  had  then  to  speak  with  the  consciousness  that 
possibly  his  most  important  witness  would  be  absent ; 
in  fact,  he  had  a  consultation,  on  the  evening  of  the 
first  day,  as  to  whether  they  would  apply  for  a 
postponement.  She  did,  however,  appear  as  a  witness, 
looking  very  faint,  and  speaking  in  a  low  voice.  Her 
evidence  was  quite  clear.  She  stated  that  she  had 
been  present  at  the  birth  of  the  twins,  that  Stephen 
was  the  first-born,  and  that  she  had  observed  the 


THE   WICKLOW   ASSIZES.  259 

mark  on  his  arm  ;  also,  she  swore  positively  that 
Nancy  Bradley  was  not  in  the  room  until  after 
both  Stephen  and  George  were  born. 

To  the  delight  of  the  Bar,  Mr.  Headstrong  rose  to 
cross-examine  her.  Even  thus  early  in  his  career  he 
had  become  famous  as  a  cross-examiner.  If  he 
could  break  down  Mrs.  Simpson's  evidence,  his  side 
was  bound  to  win. 

He  really  did  not  shake  her  evidence  materially ; 
still,  when  he  sat  down,  he  left  the  general  impression 
that  in  some  way  he  had  seriously  damaged  the  value 
of  it,  though  no  one  could  exactly  tell  in  what 
particular. 

Father  O'Toole  was  examined,  and  there  was  a 
sensation  in  Court  when  the  half-burnt  note-book 
was  produced.  We  will  not  enter  into  the  desperate 
conflicts  that  ensued  as  to  the  admissibility  of  the 
evidence  concerning  the  loss,  recovery,  and  contents 
of  this  book.  Are  they  not  all  described  in  a  report 
of  the  trial  carefully  prepared  by  a  member  of  the 
Bar,  whose  skill  as  a  reporter  was  celebrated,  and 
who  was  affectionately  addressed  by  his  brethren  as 
"  Harry  "? 

Suffice  it  to  say  that  the  material  facts  which 
he  had  been  examined  to  prove  were  at  length 
elicited,  to  the  utter  disgust  and  indignation  of 
Mr.  Macnamara,  who  talked  of  retiring  from  the 
case,  but,  of  course,  did  not  do  so. 

George  Corbet,  it  was  remarked,  looked  ill  and 
depressed  from  the  commencement  of  the  trial,  and 
sat  with  his  face  buried  in  his  hands.  He  started  up 
with  an  excited  air  when  Father  O'Toole  was 


260  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

describing  how  Angelica  brought  back  the  book, 
which  Mr.  Beaumont  had  purposely  glossed  over,  so 
as  to  bring  it  out  with  more  startling  effect  through 
the  witness.  George,  as  if  he  could  not  bear  to  listen 
to  the  evidence  any  longer,  here  got  up  and  staggered 
out  of  Court. 

Mr.  Headstrong,  of  course,  was  too  experienced  an 
advocate  to  make  the  mistake  of  attempting  to  cast 
any  slur  on  Father  OToole ;  and  he  was  extremely 
polite  when  he  rose  to  cross-examine  him,  and  only 
asked  him  a  very  few  questions. 

Mr.  Beaumont  said  that  Miss  Angelica  Molloy 
v/ould  be  the  next  witness;  and  as  her  evidence 
would  take  a  considerable  time,  and  it  was  then  late, 
he  would  suggest  adjourning  to  an  early  hour  the 
next  morning. 

Mr.  Macnamara  rose,  and  said  he  was  completely 
at  a  loss  to  see  what  material  evidence  this  young 
lady  could  give.  He  was  informed  she  was  very 
beautiful  and  very  charming,  and  might  adorn  the 
case,  and  certainly  gain  the  sympathies  (glancing 
round)  of  his  young  friends  of  the  Junior  Bar. 

Chief  Justice  Murnahan,  mopping  his  face  and 
looking  very  tired,  said  rather  gruffly  it  was  better 
to  adjourn  for  the  day. 

The  trial  was  resumed  the  next  morning  at  a  far 
earlier  hour  than  would  now  be  fixed. 

George  Corbet  was  again  there,  looking  dreadfully 
ill  and  haggard. 

The  excitement  instead  of  lessening  increased,  and 
the  court  was  fuller  than  ever  when  Angelica  entered 
the  witness-box.  She  was  simply  but  elegantly 


THE  WICKLOW  ASSIZES.  261 

dressed,  and,  though  pale  and  dejected,  looked  com- 
posed, as  if  she  had  made  up  her  mind  to  go  through 
what  she  knew  would  be  a  dreadful  ordeal. 

Both  sides  recognized  that,  on  the  all-important 
question  of  blackening  the  characters  of  George  and 
the  Marchesa,  her  evidence  was  of  vital  importance  ; 
and  inch  by  inch  every  word  of  it  was  bitterly 
contested. 

Mr.  Macnamara  ostentatiously  instructed  his  junior 
to  take  full  notes,  with  a  view  to  ulterior  proceedings, 
of  the  objections  tendered  by  him  to  the  reception  of 
evidence;  and  if  he  had  threatened  to  retire  from  the 
case  during  Father  O'Toole's  examination  once,  he 
did  it  half  a  dozen  times  during  Angelica's.  He 
characterized  Chief  Justice  Murnahan's  decisions,  in 
audible  asides,  as  travesties  of  justice,  and  certainly 
displayed  conspicuously  all  his  great  powers  as  the 
best  man  of  his  day  on  the  law  of  evidence. 

His  efforts  were  practically  of  no  avail,  so  far  at 
least  as  the  trial  went,  whatever  their  effect  might  be 
in  after  proceedings.  Whether  rightly  or  wrongly, 
Angelica  was  allowed  to  tell  the  story  of  the 
proposal  to  her  on  the  Lake  at  Glendalough,  the 
vengeance  then  threatened  by  George  on  Stephen, 
whom  he  thought  his  successful  rival,  and  the 
rescuing  of  Father  O'Toole's  book. 

Mr.  Macnamara  vainly  attempted,  as  a  last  re- 
source, to  have  this  evidence,  or  the  greater  part  of 
it,  postponed  for,  if  necessary,  a  rebutting  case;  he 
being  resolved  in  that  event  to  shut  it  out  altogether. 

Chief  Justice  Murnahan's  soft  heart  went  out 
completely  to  Angelica ;  he  interfered  to  give  her 


262  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

time  to  compose  herself,  and  once  or  twice  suggested 
adjournments,  when  she  looked  agitated  and 
overcome. 

Mr.  Macnamara  at  length  rose  for  the  cross- 
examination.  His  conduct  in  this  part  of  the  case 
has  been  severely  criticized. 

So  far  as  the  trial  went,  her  evidence  had  been, 
once  it  was  admitted  as  legal,  damning  to  the 
characters  of  the  Marchesa  and  George ;  and,  of 
course,  the  only  possible  way  of  minimizing  its  effect 
was  to  show  that  she  had  a  strong  bias  in  favour  of 
Stephen  and  against  George,  and  to  expose  her 
alleged  duplicity  in  luring  on  George  to  his 
destruction,  by  pretending  to  favour  his  suit,  after 
the  scene  on  the  Lake.  Mr.  Macnamara  had  a 
desperate  case,  on  the  merits,  to  meet ;  and  he  had 
(in  addition  to  his  strong  legal  points)  to  try 
desperate  remedies  to  show  unworthy  motives  on 
Angelica's  part  in  her  conduct  to  George,  who, 
whatever  else  he  was,  must  be  admitted  to  have  been 
her  devoted  lover  and  admirer. 

If  the  parties  had  been  ordinary,  commonplace 
people,  and,  above  all,  Angelica  a  flirting,  giddy 
girl,  the  course  Mr.  Macnamara  took  might  have 
succeeded ;  and  those  who  criticized  his  conduct 
most  could  not  have  shown  any  other  or  better  line 
for  him  to  have  taken  ;  and  once  he  took  it,  he 
maintained  it  with  extraordinary  ability  and  courage. 

We  will  not  attempt  to  give  more  than  a  few  bald 
extracts  from  his  cross-examination  ;  and  even  those 
are  deprived  of  the  introductory  preparatory  state- 
ments to  his  questions  and  running  comments  on 


THE  WICKLOW  ASSIZES.  263 

the  unfortunate  girl's  answers,  in  all  of  which  he  was 
completely  unrivalled  at  the  Bar. 

Mr.  Beaumont  adopted  an  equally  strong  course, 
which  came  in  for  almost  more  comment  at  the 
time,  but  was  loudly  praised  afterwards,  because  it 
succeeded. 

He  had  fought  determinedly,  and,  on  the  whole, 
won,  in  getting  in  the  material  parts  of  Father 
O'Toole's  and  Angelica's  evidence  on  their  direct 
examinations. 

He  had  not  occasion  to  interfere  with  Father 
O'Toole's  evidence  on  his  cross-examination.  He 
adopted  the  same  course  of  non-interference  with 
regard  to  Angelica,  apparently  behaving  with  brutal 
indifference  when  the  gentle  girl  was  being  cruelly 
tortured  by  Mr.  Macnamara. 

Mr.  Beaumont  prudently  concluded  that  any 
attempt  by  him  to  shield  her  would  suggest  a  fear 
that  she  was  being  rightly  heckled,  and  if  she  were 
left  alone,  that  the  sympathy  of  everyone  would  be 
with  her.  He  relied  on  her  noble  character  being 
well  known,  and  believed  that  the  Chief  Justice  and 
jury  would  attribute  conscientious  motives  alone  to 
her  conduct  throughout  the  whole  matter. 

Mr.  Macnamara  began  his  cross-examination  by 
saying  to  Angelica,  in  a  mocking  tone :  "  May  I  ask, 
Miss  Molloy,  is  it  your  habit  to  publish  accounts  of 
the  proposals  of  your  suitors  ?" 

Poor  Angelica  said :  "  No ;  in  this  case  I  had 
reasons."  And,  in  reply  to  what  her  reasons  were, 
she  said :  "  Because  it  was  necessary  to  prevent 
wrong  being  done." 


264  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

Mr.  Macnamara  then  asked  solemnly :  "  Did  this 
man,  whom  you  have  denounced  as  a  villain  for  his 
language  and  manners  in  the  boat,  afterwards  act  as 
your  escort  in  the  hunting-field,  and  accompany  you 
to  church  ?"  Of  course  she  had  to  say  "  Yes." 

Mr.  Macnamara's  skill  was  seen  in  its  highest 
perfection  in  ridiculing  her  explanation  of  such  extra- 
ordinary conduct.  And,  in  the  end,  her  explanation, 
or,  as  Mr.  Macnamara  called  it,  "  lame  excuse," 
was  given  in  a  stumbling,  confused  manner,  to  the 
effect  that  she  did  not  at  the  time  comprehend  the 
meaning  of  George's  threats  against  Stephen. 

Mr.  Macnamara  then  asked  her  sarcastically : 
"  Did  you  ever  love  George?" 

Before  Angelica  could  answer,  Chief  Justice 
Murnahan  interposed.  He  had  been  manifestly  as 
unhappy  as  Angelica  during  the  cross-examination. 
He  shifted  his  wig ;  he  fidgeted  on  the  Bench  ;  and 
he  looked  imploringly  at  Mr.  Beaumont,  who  at  first 
ignored  his  appeals,  and  finally  shook  his  head, 
as  much  as  to  say  he  would  not  interfere.  The 
Chief  Justice  then,  when  the  question  was  put, 
'Did  you  ever  love  George?"  could  contain  his 
feelings  no  longer,  and,  with  the  lisp  which  always 
became  apparent  when  he  was  greatly  moved,  said  : 
"  Mr.  Macnamara,  may  I  ask  you,  do  you  think  it  is 
for  the  interest  of  your  case  to  put  these  questions 
to  any  respectable  young  woman?" 

Mr.  Macnamara  rose  slowly,  removed  his  spec- 
tacles, holding  them  in  his  gloved  hand,  and  said 
calmly  :  "  My  Lord,  I  would,  if  possible,  yield  to  your 
Lordship's  wishes ;  but  I  have  a  duty  to  my  client 


THE  WICKLOW  ASSIZES.  265 

I  am  bound  to  discharge.  I  am  instructed  that  this 
young  girl,  innocent  and  interesting  as  she  may 
appear  to  your  Lordship,  has  been  playing  a  double 
part,  and  that  unless  I  am  allowed  to  use  my 
discretion  and  pursue  my  cross-examination,  dis- 
agreeable as  it  may  be,  my  client's  case  cannot 
be  done  justice  to." 

"  Go  on,  go  on,  Mr.  Macnamara,"  said  the  Chief 
Justice,  evidently  much  annoyed,  and  throwing 
himself  back  in  his  chair. 

"  Now,  Miss  Molloy,"  said  Mr.  Macnamara,  "  I 
have  to  ask  you  for  a  reply  to  my  question,  painful 
though  it  may  be  to  me  to  put  it,  and  to  you  to 
answer  it.  Did  you  ever  love  George  ?" 

"  No,"  she  replied. 

"  So  I  thought/'  he  added.  He  next  said,  with  an 
air  of  severe  politeness :  "  Now,  my  young  lady,  I 
must  ask  you  a  further  question.  Did  you  ever  love 
Stephen?" 

The  poor  girl  turned  deadly  pale,  and  everyone 
expected  she  was  going  to  faint;  but,  recovering 
herself  with  a  great  effort,  she  replied,  amidst 
perfect  silence,  so  that  a  pin  might  have  been  heard 
fall :  "  Yes."  And  then  the  following  questions  were 
put  and  answered  :— 

"  Did  he  ever  ask  you  to  marry  him  ?" 

"  No." 

"  If  he  had  asked  you,  would  you  have  consented  ?" 

"  Yes/' 

"  Did  you  expect  him  to  ask  you?" 

"  No." 

"And  why,  may  I  ask  you,  Miss  Angel  Molloy, 


266  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

did  you  not  expect  him  to  ask  you — you,  a  beautiful 
young  woman,  who  admit  you  already  loved  him? 

"  Because,"  said  the  unhappy  girl,*reddening  now, 
in  contrast  to  her  previous  death-like  pallor,  with 
shame  and  mortification  at  the  humiliation  she  was 
undergoing,  and  never  looking  more  lovely  and 
appealing  straight  to  the  heart  'of  everyone  on  the 
jury— the  Chief  Justice  had  long  since  been  van- 
quished— "  he  did  not  love  me ;  he  never  loved 
me." 

The  eyes  of  all  in  the  Court  had  been  fastened 
on  Angelica,  and  no  one  had  observed  the  restless, 
wild  look  which  had  come  into  George  Corbet's  eyes. 

Just  as  Angelica  had  uttered  the  last  few  words, 
and  before  Mr.  Macnamara  could  make  a  comment 
on  them  or  ask  another  biting  question,  George 
sprang  up,  as  if  maddened  with  passion,  and  glaring 
at  him,  and  shaking  his  fist  at  him,  exclaimed 
in  a  hoarse  voice :  "  Stop  !  stop !  I  command  you, 
or  you  will  kill  her  ! " 

These  words  were  followed  by  an  unearthly 
scream.  Everyone,  of  course,  turned  and  looked  at 
George ;  and  all  were  horrified  at  the  awful  spectacle 
of  the  unfortunate  man  falling  down,  foaming,  and 
working  in  a  fit  of  epilepsy. 

He  lay  on  the  floor  of  the  Court  a  dreadful  sight, 
with  a  stream  of  blood  flowing  from  a  cruel  wound 
which  was  caused  by  his  head,  in  his  fall,  coming 
with  great  violence  against  an  iron  bar  in  the 
courthouse  near  which  he  had  been  sitting. 

Mr.  Macnamara,  after  whispering  with  his  col- 
leagues, rose  and  asked  the  Chief  Justice  to  allow  a 


THE  WICKLOW  ASSIZES.  267 

short  respite,  owing  to  the  distressing  event  which 
had  occurred. 

The  Chief  Justice  adjourned  the  great  case  to  the 
next  morning,  proposing,  in  the  meantime,  to  take 
some  civil  bill  appeals,  which  were  standing  over, 
and  which  might  occupy  the  rest  of  the  afternoon  ; 
and  the  courthouse  rapidly  emptied. 


CHAPTER  XXXIII. 

A  DEATH-BED  REPENTANCE. 

ON  the  reassembling  of  the  Court  the  next  morning, 
Mr.  Macnamara  rose  in  his  place  and  said,  in  his 
most  impressive  manner  that  owing  to  a  letter  he 
had  received  from  Mr.  George  Corbet,  his  client,  he 
was  prepared  to  submit  to  a  verdict  against  him  ; 
and,  consequently,  his  Lordship  and  the  jury  would 
be  no  longer  troubled  with  the  case. 

This  announcement  was  received  in  profound 
silence.  Mr.  Macnamara  then  said  he  had  shown 
Mr.  George  Corbet's  letter  to  his  learned  friend, 
Mr.  Beaumont,  who  agreed  with  him  there  was  not 
only  no  objection  to  reading  it  in  public  before  the 
verdict  was  entered,  but,  on  the  contrary,  it  was 
highly  desirable  to  do  so ;  and  Mr.  Macnamara, 
bowing  low,  craved  his  Lordship's  permission  to 
read  the  letter.  The  Judge  bowed  assent ;  and 
Mr.  Macnamara  read  as  follows  : — 

"  WICKLOW  ASSIZES. 
"DEAR  MR.  MACNAMARA, 

"  Having  heard  the  evidence  given  yesterday,  I 
wish  to  withdraw  all  opposition  to  my  brother's  case. 

"  I  feel  now,  when  it  is  too  late,  I  was  wrong  ever 
to  contend  for  the  title  and  inheritance  with  him. 


A   DEATH-BED   REPENTANCE.  269 

"  I  believe  he  is  my  elder  brother. 

"  I  know  he  has  a  large  heart  and  forgiving  spirit  ; 
and  I  ask  his  pardon  for  all  the  injury  I  have  done 
him. 

"  I  am  too  weak  to  write,  and  have  dictated  this 
letter,  and  intend  to  sign  it  with  my  own  hand. 

"  Thanking  you  and  my  other  counsel  for  the  able 
conduct  of  my  case, 

Believe  me,  truly  yours, 

"  GEORGE  CORBET." 

The  verdict  was  then  formally  entered,  the  lawyers 
gathered  up  their  papers,  and  the  Court  emptied, 
Mr.  Macnamara's  last  words  being  in  an  aside : 
"  Mooney,  have  my  carriage  ready  when  my  lunch  is 
over." 

The  collapse  of  a  most  sensational  case  was  a 
great  relief  to  all  concerned  in  it,  except  the 
Marchesa;  but  a  decided  disappointment  to  the 
mere  spectators,  whose  curiosity  had  not  been 
sufficiently  gratified  by  the  tortures  which  were 
inflicted  on  poor  Angelica,  and  the  dreadful  calamity 
which  befell  her  infatuated  lover,  George,  who — 
strange  is  fate — had  his  mad  career  finally  arrested, 
and  his  health  and  reputation  hopelessly  ruined,  by 
his  infatuated  passion  for  this  noble-hearted  girl,  the 
exalted  sublimity  of  wjaose  character  he  never  in  the 
least  understood. 

How  often,  in  the  ordinary  ways  of  life,  a 
scheming  man  who  is  supposed  to  be  thoroughly 
experienced  in  worldly  affairs,  and  to  read  others 
through  and  through  like  a  book,  is  altogether 


270  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

mistaken  in  dealings  with  an  honourable  man  or 
woman,  who  only  desires  upright,  straightforward 
conduct!  Being  crooked  himself,  he  supposes 
others  cannot  be  different. 

The  public  having  seen  Angelica  on  the  rack,  were 
eager  to  have  a  look  at  Gertrude,  who,  according 
to  an  entirely  unfounded  rumour,  it  was  intended  to 
examine  next  after  Angelica. 

There  never,  of  course,  had  been  any  intention  of 
examining  Gertrude,  as  she  could  prove  nothing; 
she  had  not  even  left  England,  and  had  remained  in 
London  with  Lady  Stonehenge. 

Mr.  Beaumont  left  in  his  carriage,  after  warmly 
congratulating  Stephen  and  the  Bishop,  saying,  as 
they  thought,  in  a  boastful  manner,  that  he  had  a 
standing  invitation  to  a  little  dinner  at  the  Viceregal 
Lodge,  to  meet  the  Marquis  of  Wrekin,  as  soon  as 
the  trial  was  over,  and  giving  Stephen  an  invitation 
to  shoot  with  him  in  Scotland  in  the  autumn. 

The  end  of  a  great  trial  is  like  a  funeral,  when  the 
officiating  clergy,  the  undertakers,  the  ordinary 
acquaintances,  and  the  public  go  away,  and  their 
next  engagements  or  employments  quickly  divert 
their  thoughts  from  the  solemn  scene  they  have 
gone  through.  Each  person  present  either  at  a  grave- 
side or  in  a  courthouse  is,  no  doubt,  solemnly  im- 
pressed at  the  time ;  but  the  impression  is  necessarily 
transient,  except  as  regards  those  immediately  con- 
cerned. The  result  of  the  trial  which  has  been  just 
described  was  not,  as  may  well  be  believed,  an 
unmixed  joy  or  triumph  to  Stephen  ;  on  the  contrary, 
the  distressing  scenes  which  had  taken  place  were  to 


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him  and  to  most  of  those  interested  in  his  success, 
painful  recollections  which  could  never  be  forgotten. 

Malet,  on  behalf  of  Stephen,  took  possession  of 
Kingscastle,  and  the  doors  were  freely  opened  to 
him.  His  entry  into  Rathdrum  was  the  scene  of 
uproarious  rejoicing,  and  there  were  bonfires  lit  on 
all  the  hills,  but,  on  this  occasion,  carefully  watched, 
so  as  to  do  no  damage. 

The  Marchesa  returned  to  the  Chateau  Dijon,  and 
there  was  some  hooting,  as  she  was  recognized  on 
the  road.  Very  angry  words  must  have  passed 
between  her  and  her  husband,  who,  as  we  have  said, 
had  remained  at  home  during  the  trial. 

The  Count  had  been  apprised  each  day  of  the 
trial  of  what  had  occurred,  and  he  had  received  an 
urgent  letter  from  Father  O'Toole  telling  him  of  the 
events  of  the  last  day,  and  begging  him  to  go  to 
Wicklow.  When  the  Marchesa  arrived,  he  was  just 
starting.  The  Count — apart  from  his  anxiety  about 
Angelica,  the  idol  of  his  life,  the  one  earthly 
blessing  left  to  him — writhed  under  the  exposure  of 
the  private  affairs  of  his  family,  which  he  knew  had 
been  made  before  the  vulgar  stare  of  a  public 
courthouse.  He  always  had  prided  himself  on  being 
a  gentleman,  which  with  him  meant,  above  all,  a  man 
of  honour,  and  nothing  could  have  possibly  galled 
him  more  than  having  his  beloved  and  only  child — 
his  peerless  Angelica — a  witness  against  her  own 
mother  and  his  wife,  who,  on  her  daughter's 
evidence,  was  branded  as  a  thief,  and  convicted  of 
attempting  to  burn  a  record  of  her  parish  priest. 

Father   O'Toole    remained    in  Wicklow,   to   take 


272  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

care  of  Angelica.  He  had  suffered  intensely  in  the 
whole  affair.  He  dreaded  the  accusation  which 
might  be  brought,  unfounded  as  it  was,  that  there 
had  been  an  attempt  to  capture  George  as  a  convert 
to  Roman  Catholicism. 

The  saintly  old  man  had  manfully  done  his  duty, 
which  was  a  very  painful  one.  He  necessarily  had 
to  take  part  in  exposing  the  wife  of  his  principal 
parishioner  as  a  participator  in  a  great  crime.  He, 
as  he  imagined,  had  shut  on  himself  the  door  of  the 
house  which  had  been  always  open  to  him,  and  had 
cut  himself  off  from  the  Count,  the  friend  of  his  early 
years. 

The  discharge  of  the  responsible  duties  of 
the  ministry  of  any  branch  of  the  Christian  Church, 
and  of  any  religion  that  may  purify  and  elevate 
mankind,  must,  when  undertaken  with  the  single- 
mindedness  of  men  like  Father  O'Toole,  raise  weak 
human  nature  to  the  highest  standard  possible, 
strengthen  right  impulses,  quicken  conscience,  and 
drive  away  what  is  sordid,  narrow,  and  wrong. 

He  never  wavered  in  doing  what  he  thought 
was  right  in  this  case,  and  in  advising  Angelica  of 
what  was  her  duty  also  ;  but  it  was  remarked  by 
his  friends  that,  after  the  trial,  he  did  not  recover 
his  natural  light-hearted  gaiety  of  manner  for  a 
considerable  time. 

He  met  the  Count  on  his  reaching  Wicklow,  and 
assured  him  that,  though  Angelica  had  been  over- 
excited and  exhausted,  she  had  nothing  actually  the 
matter  with  her,  and  was  then  asleep. 

It  was  a  relief  to  the  Count,  as  he  dreaded  their 


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first  meeting ;  and  he  thanked  Father  O'Toole 
warmly  for  his  care  of  the  girl  and  his  conduct  in 
the  matter,  and  assured  him,  not  only  that  their 
friendship  would  not  suffer,  but  that  this  adversity 
would  bind  them  still  more  closely  together. 

"  How  can  I  ever  again  enter  your  house  and 
meet  the  Marchesa  ?  "  the  old  priest  exclaimed. 

"  That  means — what  will  become  of  us  all  ?  "  the 
Count  said,  sighing  deeply.  "  I  am  not  going  to 
lose  my  oldest  and  dearly  valued  friend,  when  I 
need  his  sustaining  sympathy  most.  Angelica,  of 
course,  will  now  enter  a  convent,  and  I  will  be 
left  alone  ;  the  Marchesa  and  I  must  part." 

"  No,  old  friend,  you  wrong  Angelica  and  the  holy 
religion  we  all  profess  if  you  think  that  she  will  not 
know  her  duty  is  to  remain  with  you  and  comfort 
and  care  you,"  was  the  quiet  reply. 

Angelica's  feelings  when  she  left  the  witness-box 
can  be  far  better  imagined  than  described.  She, 
acting  under  the  advice  of  Father  O'Toole,  and 
obeying  the  dictates  of  her  own  conscience,  had 
steeled  herself  to  tell  the  exact  truth,  regardless  of 
all  consequences.  This  feeling — the  sense  that  she 
was  doing  her  duty — had  sustained  her.  Her  evi- 
dence, mercifully,  was  not  divided  over  two  days. 

In  the  witness-box  she  had  exposed  her  own 
mother's  guilt ;  she  had  recounted  the  dreadful 
proposal  of  marriage  and  George's  wild,  reckless, 
and  wicked  threats.  She  had  admitted  being,  after 
this  painful  scene  with  George,  on  friendly  and 
intimate  terms  with  him  ;  and,  above  all,  to  a  gaping 
crowd,  in  answer  to  Mr.  Macnamara,  peering  at  her 

T 


274  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

over  his  gold  spectacles,  she  had  confessed  her  love 
for  Stephen — a  love  which  was  never  returned,  and 
which  she,  a  highly  sensitive  girl,  had  tried  to  keep 
a  secret  even  from  herself.  She  had  done  this 
because  she  knew  it  was  her  duty  to  do  so. 

Many  a  man  has  been  dubbed  a  hero,  and  had  his 
praise  sounded  from  one  end  of  the  earth  to  the 
other,  for  an  act  which  did  not  require  so  much 
courage  of  the  highest  nature  as  passing  through 
such  an  ordeal  cost  this  young  woman. 

Still  there  was  a  worse  time  to  come.  Angelica 
felt  keenly,  while  under  cross-examination,  the 
shame  and  indignity  inflicted  upon  her ;  but  the 
very  excitement  of  the  scene  and  the  necessary 
effort  to  keep  herself  under  control,  and  her  atten- 
tion fixed  on  the  questions  asked,  kept  her  from 
collapsing  whilst  in  the  courthouse ;  but  on  her 
return  to  her  lodgings,  the  strain  being  over,  she 
fainted  away,  and  it  was  a  long  time  before  con- 
sciousness was  restored.  She  then  became  wildly 
hysterical,  and,  Father  O'Toole  and  the  kindly 
people  of  the  house  becoming  alarmed,  a  doctor 
was  sent  for,  and  when  her  father  arrived  she  was 
sleeping,  under  the  effect  of  an  opiate. 

Stephen  and  the  Bishop  stayed  in  Wicklow  to 
look  after  unfortunate  George,  and  Stephen  hastened 
at  once  to  his  bedside. 

He  had  not,  of  course,  cared  to  look  too  closely 
at  his  brother  in  Court ;  but  even  a  casual  observation 
showed  him  that  George  was  greatly  changed  ;  he 
looked  bloated,  as  if  he  had  been  drinking  heavily, 
and  he  walked  feebly  ;  but  now  that  he  saw  him  in 


A   DEATH-BED  REPENTANCE. 

bed,  with  a  deep  cut  on  his  forehead,  arising  from 
his  fall,  even  to  an  inexperienced  eye  there  was  an 
unmistakable  look  of  death  in  his  face. 

His  voice  was  so  low,  Stephen  had  to  stoop  over 
him  to  catch  what  he  said,  which  was :  "  Stephen, 
can  you  forgive  me?" 

The  generous  answer  was :  "  George,  old  man, 
buck  up  ;  of  course  I  do,  as  I  hope  God  will  forgive 
me.  You  have  repented ;  you  have  done  your  best 
to  atone  for  your  faults.  God,  the  Father  of  mercies, 
will  forgive  you,  and  your  brother  cannot  refuse  to 
do  likewise.  You  are  now  in  my  charge.  I  have 
come  to  nurse  you." 

This  was  too  much  for  the  dying  man.  He 
sobbed  like  a  child. 

The  door  was  gently  opened,  and  the  Bishop 
came  in. 

"  Uncle,  Stephen  forgives  me.  I  was  jealous 
of  him.  I  am  so  no  longer.  I  love  him  now  as 
I  did  when  we  were  little  children." 

"  Yes,  yes,"  said  the  good  Bishop,  "  of  course  he 
forgives  you.  Can  I  do  anything  for  you  ?" 

"  You  can,"  was  the  eager  answer ;  "  call  Father 
O'Toole." 

"  Then  you  have  turned  Roman  Catholic,  George?" 

"  No,  no,  uncle ;  I  should  first  have  been  a 
Protestant  in  order  to  turn  to  anything  else.  I  am 
dying,  and  about  to  face  my  Maker,  and  afraid  to  do 
so.  Things  are  too  serious  for  me.  Time  is  too 
short  for  me  to  choose  a  religion.  I  want  to  be 
forgiven  by  God,  and  Stephen  says  I  am." 

Father  O'Toole  came  to  the  bedside,  and  George 


276  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

said  to  him,  with  fast-failing  voice  :  "  Tell  Angelica 
she  was,  at  the  last,  my  guardian  angel.  I  never 
knew  what  a  despicable  wretch  I  was  until  I  saw 
her  under  the  lash,  suffering  for  my  sins." 

His  mind  here  apparently  began  to  wander,  or,  at 
least,  he  became  oblivious  of  those  about  him.  A 
thought  came  to  him — a  verse  probably  learned  at 
his  good  mother's  knee  when  he  was  a  little  child, 
and  the  meaning  of  which  he  scarcely  then  realized, 
and  he  said,  as  if  in  a  dream  :  "  Lord,  remember  me 
when  Thou  comest  into  Thy  kingdom." 

Father  O'Toole  exclaimed  :  "  Those  were  the  words 
of  the  penitent  thief,  to  whom  our  Saviour  made  the 
gracious  answer,  '  This  day  thou  shalt  be  with  me 
in  paradise.'"  Then  the  Bishop  said  :  "  The  penitent 
thief  was  forgiven  when  he  confessed  his  sins  and 
appealed  to  his  Redeemer  to  save  him." 

A  peaceful,  tranquil  expression  came  over  George's 
face,  and  the  Bishop  asked  gently,  his  voice  shaking 
with  emotion,  "  Are  you  happy  now  my  dear  boy  ?  " 

George  did  not  hear  him.  He  had  passed  quietly 
away  from  this  world. 

The  next  day  the  Count  was  summoned  back  to 
the  Chateau  Dijon  by  a  distracted  messenger ;  and 
when  he  arrived  home,  he  found  the  house  in  a 
state  of  confusion.  No  one  dared  to  tell  him  what 
had  happened.  He  asked  where  was  the  Marchesa, 
and  in  reply  was  brought  to  her  room,  and  saw  her 
lying  on  her  bed.  Coming  close,  and  stooping  over, 
he  perceived  quickly  that  she  was  dead.  There 
was  a  strong  smell  in  the  room,  and  a  bottle  of 
laudanum,  half  consumed,  was  standing  on  the  table. 


A   DEATH-BED   REPENTANCE.  2/7 

At  the  inquest  which  followed,  the  Marchesa's 
maid  said  that  her  mistress  had  eaten  nothing  after 
her  return  from  the  Assizes,  and  drank  only  a  cup  of 
coffee.  She  said  she  was  tired,  and  went  to  her 
room,  telling  the  witness  she  did  not  need  her 
assistance ;  in  the  morning  she  went  and  found 
the  bedroom  door  bolted  ;  after  a  while,  the  witness 
called  through  the  door,  and,  getting  no  answer, 
she  summoned  the  butler  and  another  servant ; 
they  broke  open  the  door,  and  found  the  Marchesa 
just  as  the  Count  saw  her. 

The  Count  stated  that  when  she  returned  from 
Wicklow  the  day  before  he  reproached  her  with  her 
conduct,  and  she  answered  him  defiantly;  immediately 
afterwards  he  had  to  leave  owing  to  the  alarming 
accounts  of  his  daughter's  state  of  health.  He  said 
positively  that  he  made  no  use  of  threats  to  her,  and 
he  had  no  reason  to  believe  she  would  take  her  life. 

Thus  died,  almost  simultaneously,  the  two  people 
who  had  done  so  much  harm  and  stirred  up  so  much 
strife. 


CHAPTER  XXXIV. 

THE  DOG  TEAGUE. 

ANGELICA  slowly  recovered  ;  she  had  sustained  a 
severe  shock  both  mentally  and  physically.  She 
never  asked  about  her  mother  ;  and  until  she  was 
sufficiently  recovered  to  leave  Wicklow,  the  dreadful 
news  of  the  Marchesa's  death  was  concealed  from 
her.  The  daughter  thought  that  her  mother  had 
died  suddenly  from  heart-disease,  and  she  never 
learnt  the  real  truth.  To  the  surprise  of  everyone, 
the  Count  and  Angelica  preferred  going  back  to 
the  Chateau  ;  but  it  soon  became  painfully  evident 
to  Father  O'Toole  that  they  had  returned  only  for 
a  short  stay.  The  Chateau  was  dismantled ;  its 
art  treasures  were  given  away.  The  old  priest  was 
given,  as  souvenirs,  a  couple  of  priceless  pictures 
which  he  had  for  years  been  accustomed  to  admire. 
What  touched  him  most  was  a  final  visit  he  had 
from  Angelica.  She  came  to  him  with  her  pet 
Irish  terrier  following  her,  with  a  solemn  look  on 
his  face,  as  if  he  had  a  presentiment  of  what  was 
going  to  happen,  and  most  probably  he  had  ;  dogs 
certainly  know  when  a  house  is  about  to  be  shut 
up  ;  they  know  the  meaning  of  packed  trunks,  and 
read  the  faces  of  those  they  are  fond  of  as  we  do 
books. 


THE   DOG   TEAGUE.  279 

"  Father,"  said  the  girl,  trying  to  speak  calmly, 
"  I  have  brought  you  Teague.  I  know  you  will 
value  him  for  my  sake,  and  he  knows  he  is  not  to 
worry  Tobias ;  and  it  will  be  my  last  word  to  him. 
You  have  often  let  him  share  Tobias'  saucer ;  and 
though  he  hunts  all  other  cats,  he  never  touches 
him."  She  ran  on  in  this  way,  trying  to  avoid 
anything  more  serious  in  her  farewell  to  one  she 
remembered  as  long  as  she  did  Father  O'Toole,  and 
who  loved  her  as  well  as  if  she  had  been  his  own 
daughter. 

"  Won't  you  take  him  with  you,  Angel  dear  ?  He 
will  be  company  for  you." 

"  No,  no,  Father  O'Toole,  Teague  is  a  regular  little 
Irishman.  He  could  not  understand  foreigners  or 
their  ways.  It  is  better  for  him  to  remain  here. 
Good-bye,  dear,  dear  friend  ;  if  I  send  for  you,  you 
will  come  to  me?" 

"  Yes,"  he  answered  gravely,  "  if  not  before  then 
summoned  by  my  Maker  to  give  an  account  of 
my  stewardship." 

Poor  Angelica  took  Teague  in  her  arms  and 
hugged  and  kissed  him  ;  the  loving  fellow  whined 
piteously,  and  she  fled  from  the  house. 

The  Count  and  his  daughter  went  first  to  Paris, 
and  finally  settled  down  in  the  North  of  France. 
The  Count  never  rallied  after  his  wife's  death  ;  his 
natural  gaiety  and  bonhomie  deserted  him,  and  he 
shunned  all  society,  except  that  of  his  devoted 
daughter.  Angelica  always  had  a  smile  for  her 
father,  even  when  she  felt  least  inclined  to  be 
cheerful,  seeing  her  beloved  charge  so  sad,  and 
slowly  but  too  surely  fading  away. 


28o  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

We  anticipate  by  a  few  years  an  account  of  the 
termination  of  his  sufferings.  About  five  years  after 
the  father  and  daughter  had  left  Ireland,  Father 
O'Toole  was  summoned  by  a  letter  from  Angelica 
to  a  watering-place  in  Normandy,  whither  the  Count 
had  gone  under  medical  advice.  He  at  once  obeyed 
the  message,  and  arrived  in  time  to  see  the  last  of 
his  dear  old  friend. 

The  Count  made  a  peculiar  will.  He  left  an 
ample  provision  for  Angelica,  an  annuity  to  Father 
O'Toole,  and  a  direction  that  Chateau  Dijon  was  to 
be  razed  to  the  ground.  He  explained  to  the  old 
priest  he  did  not  want  the  finger  of  scorn  pointed 
at  the  house,  and  he  desired  no  memorial  left  of  his 
unfortunate  wife's  death. 

Angelica  at  once  entered  a  foreign  convent,  and 
chose  one  where  she  would  have  an  opportunity  of 
teaching  and  training  Irish  and  English  girls. 

"  They  might  feel  lonely,  Father  O'Toole,"  she 
said,  "  coming  to  a  strange  land  and  strange  tongues  ; 
Irish  girls  are  not  very  good  linguists,  are  often 
home-sick,  and  a  little  petting  at  first  could  do  them 
no  harm,  and  would  not  interfere  with  their  religious 
duties." 

Angelica  in  time  rose  to  be  Mother  Superior  of 
her  convent ;  and  by  her  abilities  and  education,  and, 
above  all,  by  her  unselfish  and  saintly  life,  she  won 
the  respect,  admiration,  and  devoted  love  of  all 
around  her. 


CHAPTER  XXXV. 

ARE  THE  IRISH   AS   BLACK  AS  THE  ENGLISH 
PAINT  THEM? 

STEPHEN,  as  a  matter  of  course,  formally  established 
his  right  to  vote  as  Earl  of  Clara  for  the  twenty-eight 
Representative  Peers  in  the  United  Parliament  of 
Great  Britain  and  Ireland.  There  were  then  several 
vacancies  amongst  the  twenty-eight  Peers,  including 
the  vacancy  caused  by  his  father's  death  ;  and  he 
received  the  distinction  of  being  elected  to  one  of 
them,  and  therefore  entitled  to  sit  in  the  Imperial 
Parliament. 

After  taking  his  seat  he  returned  to  his  curacy  in 
the  Black  Country.  Gertrude  remained  with  Lady 
Stonehenge. 

It  was  felt  after  the  tragic  events  which  had 
happened  the  marriage  could  not  take  place  for 
some  time.  Stephen  found  he  had  to  come  up  very 
often  to  Westminster  for  an  Ecclesiastical  Bill  which 
was  then  before  the  House  of  Lords  ;  and  he  certainly 
did  distinguish  himself  as  a  speaker  in  that  illustrious 
and  critical  assembly,  and  was  of  great  use  to  the 
high-church  party  to  which  he  belonged. 

He  was  offered  and  accepted  a  Canonry  in 
St.  Paul's  Cathedral,  which  he  took  on  the  condition 
of  being  allowed,  when  wanted,  to  return  as  a 
missionary  preacher  amongst  the  colliers,  in  whose 


282  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

spiritual  and  temporal  welfare  he  took  a  very  great 
interest. 

Stephen,  as  a  Canon  of  St.  Paul's,  when 
announced  to  preach  in  that  vast  building  on 
Sunday  afternoons,  addressed  large  crowds  of 
people,  most  of  whom  rarely  attended  any  religious 
service.  Many  of  them  doubtless  came  to  mock, 
but  it  is  to  be  hoped  some  of  these  remained  to 
pray.  He  was  not  only  a  pulpit  orator,  who  was 
able  to  catch  and  keep  the  attention  of  his 
congregation  in  an  ordinary  building ;  he  combined 
with  this  power  of  interesting  his  audience  in  what 
he  said  the  physical  power  of  making  himself  heard 
to  an  extent  few  others  possessed.  He  had  a 
marvellous  carrying  voice,  which  was  heard  at  a 
great  distance  by  those  present  in  the  Cathedral. 

Gertrude  went  on  a  visit  to  Wrekin  Castle,  to 
be  welcomed  as  a  kinswoman ;  the  kindly  old 
Marchioness  wrote  to  her. 

Lady  Stonehenge  said  to  her  on  leaving :  "  Mind, 
Gertrude,  you  are  to  be  married  from  my  house  in 
London  ;  only  on  those  terms  will  I  let  you  go." 
And  Gertrude  blushingly  consented,  for  was  not 
Stephen  standing  by,  ready  to  bring  her  to  the, 
railway  station? 

Lady  Stonehenge  about  a  week  afterwards  got 
the  following  from  Lady  Mildred  Northallerton  : — 

"  YORKSHIRE. 
"  DEAR  GUSSY, 

"  I  admit  your  philanthropic  folly  did  not  turn  out 
so  badly  this  time,  though  I  am  against  mulattoes 


ARE  THE  IRISH   AS   BLACK   AS   PAINTED?      283 

and  mongrels  ;  and  what  is  your  great  heroine  and 
peerless  beauty  but  a  mongrel,  half  English  and  half 
Irish?  The  Irish  may  have  white  skins,  but  they  are 
all  rebels,  and  dangerous,  and  the  Protestants  are 
worse  than  the  Papists  ;  they  are  ruder,  and  want 
what  they  call  more  rights,  and  claim  to  be  English, 
though  they  have  potato  faces  and  brogues  in  voices 
which  are  very  loud,  and  in  shoes  which  are  very 
thick.  My  cook,  May,  who  had  never  been  out  of 
Yorkshire,  and  got  her  training  at  the  Petworths, 
asked  me,  when  I  returned  from  Ireland,  whether  the 
Irish  were  blacks,  and,  before  I  could  answer,  my 
housemaid  said,  '  Lor',  no,  May,  I  thought  they  were 
black  at  first  when  I  saw  them  at  Bishop  Auckland, 
coming  out  of  the  coal-pits  ;  but  when  they  wiped 
their  faces — they  never  wash  them,  like  you  and 
me — they  are  only  brown.'  Well  now,  Gussy,  you 
may  laugh  at  all  this,  but  the  Irish  are  not  the 
English,  and  a  half-bred  generally  has  none  of  the 
good  qualities  of  either  race.  So  I  am  glad  you  are 
getting  rid  of  her  ;  though,  you  old  fool,  why  are 
you  giving  her  the  wedding-breakfast,  and  asking 
me  to  it?  I  suppose  I  must  go  to  take  care  of 
you,  and  flirt  with  my  former  flame,  Wrekin. 
Hoping  you  will  get  a  little  sense, 

"  Yours,  as  ever, 

"  MILDRED." 

Lady  Stonehenge  bore  more  from  Lady  Mildred 
than  anyone  else.  There  were  perhaps  some  faint 
murmurs  from  her  own  daughters  that  there  were 


284  AN    IRISH    UTOPIA. 

as  good  fish  in  the  sea  as  ever  were  caught,  and  that 
Miss  Malet  was  made  too  much  of;  still,  Gertrude, 
with  great  tact,  disarmed  criticism.  She  never 
changed  her  manner  after  her  position  became 
established,  except  that  she  became  a  little  less 
distant,  and  one  with  whom  a  joke  might  now  be 
made. 

She  returned,  after  her  visit  to  Castle  Wrekin,  to 
a  house  her  father  had  taken  temporarily  in  London, 
before  finally  deciding  where  he  would  settle,  and 
whether  it  would  be  necessary  for  Gertrude  and  him 
to  make  a  short  trip  to  Sydney  to  wind  up  his 
affairs;  and  it  is  probably  unnecessary  to  mention 
that  the  Canon  of  St.  Paul's  was  a  frequent  visitor 
there. 


CHAPTER  XXXVI. 

DON'T  MOVE  THAT  FONT. 

THE  marriage  of  Stephen  and  Gertrude,  after  all, 
did  not  take  place  in  London.  The  Marquis,  grand 
old  English  nobleman  as  he  was,  said  :  "  Gertrude 
has  been  cruelly  used  by  our  family.  She  was 
robbed  of  her  name  for  a  long  time,  and  permanently 
of  her  fortune,  and  I  am  resolved  to  try  and  make 
up  for  it." 

He  actually  offered,  and  pressed  to  be  allowed,  to 
pay  back  the  money  his  uncle  Arthur  fraudulently 
received,  but  neither  Stephen  nor  Malet  would  hear 
of  it. 

The  Marchioness  then  came  forward,  and  said  the 
most  practical  way  of  showing  to  the  world  that 
Gertrude  had  been  restored  to  her  true  position 
was  to  have  the  wedding  from  Wrekin  Castle,  the 
ancestral  seat  of  the  head  of  her  mother's  family. 

Lady  Stonehenge  had  too  much  good  sense  not  to 
see  that  this  was  for  her  protegee's  advantage,  and 
contented  herself  by  giving  a  handsome  wedding 
present,  and  engaging  the  couple  for  a  reception  in 
her  house  in  Grosvenor  Square,  after  the  honeymoon. 

They  were  married,  then,  in  Wrekin  Parish 
Church.  The  weather  was  propitious,  and  the  party 
walked  through  the  demesne  to  the  ceremony. 


286  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

The  church  had  been  an  abbey  church,  and  was  a 
splendid  old  fifteenth-century  structure,  which  had 
been  fortunately  completed  before  the  Reformation 
had  arrested  the  progress  of  ecclesiastical  architecture. 
It  had  been  well  preserved,  and  a  Christian  service 
had  been  without  any  interruption  always  celebrated 
in  it  from  the  time  when  it  had  been  erected.  It  had 
a  curious  roof  and  numbers  of  crosses  and  crucifixes 
and  rare  stained-glass  windows,  which  had  all  escaped 
the  vandalism  of  the  Puritan  soldiers.  The  nume- 
rous relations  and  friends  of  the  family  were  invited. 
Stephen  wrote  to  his  stepmother,  asking  her  to  allow 
Conrad  to  be  his  best  man,  and,  of  course,  a  formal 
invitation  was  sent  to  the  mother  and  son  by  the 
Marchioness.  Rather  to  the  surprise  of  everyone, 
both  invitations  were  accepted  by  the  Dowager 
Countess,  and  Conrad  wrote  a  loving,  boyish  letter 
to  his  great  hero,  Stephen. 

The  knot  was  tied  by  no  less  than  two  Bishops. 
Of  course,  one  of  them  was  the  Bishop  of  Bal- 
inasloe,  and  the  other  the  bishop  of  the  diocese 
where  Stephen  had  worked  so  diligently  and  success- 
fully amongst  the  colliers. 

Malet,  being  low-church,  was  assigned  Lady 
Stonehenge  to  take  care  of  at  the  wedding.  She 
was  a  sympathizer  with  the  Dissenters,  and  usually 
attended  one  of  Lady  Huntingdon's  chapels ;  so, 
if  they  were  disposed,  they  might  criticize  together 
any  part  of  the  service  they  objected  to,  without 
doing  harm,  if  they  did  no  good. 

Malet  murmured  at  the  crosses  and  crucifixes 
and  the  figures  on  the  windows  ;  but  Lady 


DON'T   MOVE   THAT   FONT.  287 

Stonehenge  explained  to  him  if  people  did  not 
worship  or  adore  them  it  did  not  matter,  and  that 
they  were  in  keeping  with  the  character  of  the  old 
church. 

"  If  they  were  put  there  now  for  the  first  time," 
she  said,  warming  to  her  subject,  "  we  might  suspect 
something  ;  but  it  would  be  an  intolerant  act  to  take 
them  away." 

"  I  thought,"  said  Malet  suspiciously,  "  I  caught 
the  Vicar  bowing  to  them." 

"  Oh,  that  is  to  what  we  call  the  communion-table, 
and  he  the  altar.  We  must  only  leave  them  alone." 

"  Well,  Lady  Stonehenge,  I  will  keep  my  mouth 
shut  if  it  were  to  suffocate  me  ;  and  if  all  Puseyites 
are  as  good  as  Stephen,  there  cannot  be  as  much 
harm  in  their  teaching  as  I  once  supposed ;  and 
hardship  and  travelling  may  have  taught  me  more 
than  I  once  would  have  cared  to  learn." 

The  wedding-breakfast  was  a  grand,  solid,  sit- 
down -at-a-table  affair  in  the  good  old  style — not 
one  of  your  modern,  gimcrack  receptions,  which  are 
merely  crush  "  At  Homes,"  with  champagne  spilled 
and  wedding-cake  crumbled  about  the  carpet,  if, 
happily,  they  do  not  also  damage  the  ladies'  dresses. 

The  Bishops  were  in  turn  asked  to  propose  the 
bride's  health  ;  but  they  agreed  in  saying  that  that 
duty  would  be  more  appropriately  discharged  by 
Dr.  Greene,  who  had  providentially  saved  her  life. 

The  leading  Dublin  doctors  and  surgeons  have 
always  held  their  own  well  as  orators  iti  comparison 
with  the  Pulpit  and  the  Bar  ;  and  Dr.  Greene  was  no 
exception  to  the  rule. 


288  AN  IRISH  UTOPIA. 

Other  toasts  were  also  given,  including  the  time- 
honoured  one  of  "  All  Friends  round  the  Wrekin." 

The  festivities  passed  over  successfully ;  and, 
subsequently,  Lady  Stonehenge's  reception  was  a 
great  affair. 

The  happy  couple  stayed  in  Malet's  London 
house  before  finally  deciding  what  they  were  to  do. 

Just  then  the  Vicar  of  Kingscastle  died.  Stephen 
declared  that  was  like  a  message  to  him  to  go  over 
to  Ireland  to  help  the  cause.  He  then  decided  he 
would  live  in  Kingscastle,  and  be  his  own  Vicar. 

There  was  consternation  at  this  resolution,  both 
in  the  Dartmoor  Collieries  and  at  St.  Paul's. 
Stephen  resigned  all  his  English  appointments  ;  but 
said,  if  invited,  and  not  forgotten,  he  would  often 
run  over  to  preach.  Still,  his  permanent  residence 
and  work  would  be  in  Wicklow. 

At  St.  Paul's  there  was  murmuring  at  his  so  soon 
giving  up  the  Canonry  to  which  he,  so  young  a  man, 
had  been  appointed.  He  saw  that  his  loss  there 
would  undoubtedly  be  felt ;  yet  he  thought  an  Irish 
absentee  landlord  neglected  his  plain  duty,  and  that 
"  property  had  its  duties  as  well  as  its  rights";  and  he 
knew  that  his  Irish  Church  had  fewer  active  workers 
in  its  fields  than  its  English  sister. 

Stephen  and  his  bride  went  to  Kingscastle  to 
live ;  and  old  people  still  talk  of  the  dragging 
home  of  his  Reverence,  the  new  Lord,  who  gave  up 
England  and  Queen  Victoria's  court  to  come  and 
settle  amongst  them ;  and  the  beautiful  young 
Countess  who  sang  "  Kathleen  Mavourneen "  for 
them  from  the  steps  of  the  castle. 


DON'T   MOVE   THAT   FONT.  289 

The  home-coming  actually  made  a  young  man 
for  the  nonce  of  Father  O'Toole,  who  presented  the 
Countess  with  a  beautiful  brooch  consisting  of  a 
harp  and  cross. 

His  speech  on  the  occasion  was  a  very  happy  one. 
He  said  he  felt  as  if  he  were  getting,  in  the  new  Earl 
of  Clara,  a  coadjutor  to  help  him  in  his  old  age ; 
that  the  house  of  Clara  deserved  well  of  the  pleasant 
valley  from  which  it  derived  its  title  ;  that  the 
lovely  bride  now  coming  to  reside  amongst  them 
was  the  fairest  flower  of  the  garden  of  Ireland  ;  and 
that  she  would  be  the  queen  of  love  and  beauty  in 
the  grand  ancestral  castle,  which  had  always  kept 
an  open  door  for  all  seeking  its  far-famed  hospitality. 

The  speaker,  it  may  be  imagined,  was  cheered 
to  the  echo.  He  followed  up  his  speech  by  a  sermon 
on  the  next  Sunday,  which  we  would  be  tempted 
to  give  were  it  not  that  we  might  be  accused  of 
plagiarizing  too  many  of  his  discourses,  and  antici- 
pating their  issue  in  due  course  from  authentic 
manuscripts. 

The  Earl  of  Clara  preached  three  sermons  in  his 
own  church  on  the  same  Sunday  to  overflowing  con- 
gregations, when  he  felt  satisfied  he  had  found  pastures 
new  and  abundant  for  his  ministry.  He  was  the 
first  rich  man  of  the  title.  His  father,  who  had  had 
only  a  life  estate  in  Kingscastle,  and  whose  life  had 
been  heavily  insured,  had  left  the  property  practi- 
cally unencumbered  to  his  successor.  Malet  had 
made  a  large  settlement  on  his  daughter;  and  old 
Lord  Dartmoor,  who  was  immensely  proud  of 
Stephen,  his  expectant  heir,  made  him  a  very  liberal 

U 


2QO  AN   IRISH   UTOPIA. 

allowance   in    anticipation    of  the   vast    inheritance 
which  would  finally  come  to  him. 

Stephen  made  good  use  of  his  wealth  in  many 
ways.  He  took  down  and  rebuilt  the  vicarage 
for  his  Curate.  He  next  resolved  to  practically 
rebuild  the  parish  church,  and  consulted  the  Bishop 
about  it,  who  wisely  advised  him  to  introduce 
nothing  which  could  be  regarded  as  high-church,  or 
even  leading  to  it. 

"  Of  course,  uncle,"  said  the  young  Earl,  "  I  cannot 
leave  that  font  sticking  up  there  before  my  eyes  at 
the  top  of  the  church  ;  I  will  put  it  down  at  the  door 
where  it  ought  to  be ;  don't  you  think  so?" 

"  Do  you  want  my  private  opinion  where  a  font 
ought  to  be,  Stephen  ;  or  what  I  would  advise  you  to 
do  in  the  present  case  ?  " 

"Both,"  said  the  nephew,  smiling. 
"  Then,  my  private  opinion  is  the  font  ought  to  be 
removed  to  the  door ;  but  my  advice  to  you  is  to 
leave  it  exactly  where  it  is.  I  as  a  young  man 
admired  the  Oxford  movement,  and  became  what 
my  friend  Amby  calls  a  Puseyite,  and  as  an  old 
man  I  have  not  changed  my  opinions  ;  and  when  it 
is  necessary,  I  hope  I  shall  have  the  courage  and 
honesty  to  say  what  I  think  ;  but  my  experience  as 
a.  Bishop  is  that  there  can  be  nothing  more  unwise — 
I  go  further,  nothing  more  unchristian — than  to  start 
angry  discussions  on  immaterial  questions.  You  are 
at  present  beloved  in  your  own  parish ;  everyone 
will  rejoice  at  your  restoring  and  enlarging  the 
church ;  but  if  you  touch  that  font,  it  might 
destroy  everything." 


DON'T  MOVE  THAT   FONT.  29! 

* 

"  I  spoke  to  my  father-in-law,  and  he  said  nothing 
against  it,"  said  the  poor  fellow,  not  wishing  to  give 
up  his  little  hobby. 

"  My  dear  nephew,"  said  the  good  Bishop,  laugh- 
ing, "  if  you  publicly  swore  allegiance  to  the  Pope,  I 
positively  think  Amby  would  say  nothing.  He  told 
me  the  other  day  he  was  sure  neither  Martin  Luther 
nor  Berkeley  could  hold  a  candle  to  you." 

"  But  uncle,"  the  young  man  replied,  playing  his 
last  card — and  the  card  always  used  by  an  inno- 
vator— "  would  it  not  be  narrow-minded  and  bigoted 
for  anyone  to  object  to  changing  the  position  of  that 
font  ?  " 

"  I  would  agree  with  you,  Stephen,  if  it  were  the 
other  way  about,  and  the  font  at  the  door,  and  any 
fool  proposed  to  bring  it  up  to  where  it  now  peace- 
ably stands  ;  but  a  charge  might,  I  think,  be  fairly 
enough  brought  against  you  in  either  of  two  ways 
for  proposing  to  bring  it  down  to  the  door  :  either 
that  you  were  narrow-minded  and  petty  for  wanting 
the  change  ;  or  that  the  change  meant  a  declaration 
of  some  new  and  mysterious  high-church  doctrine 
which  the  Irish  Puritan  might  object  to." 

"  Say  no  more,  uncle,"  said  Stephen,  the  Christian, 
gentlemanly  spirit  in  him  happily  asserting  itself; 
"  the  font  will  stay  where  it  is.  Now,  to  pass  on  to 
another  question  :  I  am  thinking  of  a  new  harmonium 
which  Gertrude  can  play." 

"  There,  Stephen,  you  are  on  perfectly  safe  ground. 
Every  Irishman,  be  he  high-church,  low-church,  or 
moderate-church,  yes,  even  Methodist  or  rabid  Dis- 
senter, provided  he  be  a  real  Irishman  to  the  back- 


AN    IRISH    UTOPIA. 

bone,  will  be  charmed  to  see  a  handsome  woman — 
mind,  my  remark  would  not  apply  to  an  ugly  one — 
playing  the  instrument ;  and,  what's  more,  I  am  quite 
sure,  playing  it  divinely." 

Stephen  was  made  an  honorary  Canon  of 
St.  Patrick's  Cathedral;  he  often  preached  there, 
and  in  many  other  churches  in  Ireland,  and  was 
generous  in  his  support  of  many  charitable  objects. 
However,  he  steadily  refused  all  Church  promotion ; 
and  he  gave  his  time  and  thought  principally  to  his 
own  beloved  district. 


CHAPTER    XXXVII. 

THE   HUMMING   BOWL. 

MALET  again  sounded  the  tenant  who  had  taken 
his  house  and  farm,  and  found  him  willing  to  sell 
at  double  the  value  of  his  interest ;  at  this  price, 
our  rich  Australian  bought  him  out.  Stephen 
offered  to  give  his  father-in-law  back  his  old  lease- 
holds, including  the  sub-tenancies.  Malet,  however, 
refused.  "  No,"  said  he,  "  the  English  Government 
treated  the  landlords  badly,  the  tenants  worse,  but 
the  middlemen  worst  of  all.  In  the  English  gar- 
rison in  Ireland  "  (he  continued)  "  the  nobility  and 
so-called  aristocracy,  like  the  Life  Guards  and  Horse 
Guards  in  England,  are  merely  for  show,  with  their 
gewgaws,  swell  English  accents,  and  gold  lace,  and 
are  feasted  like  returned  prodigals  in  St.  Patrick's 
Hall;  but  the  poor  '  divils '  of  middlemen  are  the 
fighting  line  and  scouts  who  have  held  the  country 
for  the  English  Government.  The  middlemen  have 
been  hit  by  the  landlords  in  the  face,  stabbed  by 
the  tenants  in  the  back,  and  deserted  by  the  selfish 
Saxons.  No,  thank  you,  Stephen,  I  '11  have  no  more 
tenants;  I  prefer  being  one  myself;  and  there  may 
be  signs  that  their  day  is  coming." 

Malet  found  it  was  not  necessary  for  him  to 
return  to  Australia.  Young  Jimmy  Simpson,  in 
whom  he  had  justly  full  confidence,  was  able,  by 


294  AN    IRISH   UTOPIA. 

correspondence,  to  settle  any  affairs  which  Malet  had 
not  concluded  before  leaving. 

He  had,  indeed,  latterly  been  gradually  winding  up 
his  business  and  ventures.  He  had  carefully  invested 
his  capital ;  and  therefore  there  was  not  much  to  be 
done.  He  had  long  since  paid  in  full  his  old  Irish  debts, 
and  provided  handsomely  for  his  cousin,  the  Bank 
Manager,  who  had  suffered  through  his  downfall. 

It  was  curious  how  personally  popular  Malet 
had  become.  No  more  violent  politician  could 
be  found  in  Ireland  at  a  meeting.  He  was  an 
ideal  out-and-out  Conservative  orator  of  the  old  type. 
He  used  strong,  racy  language,  undiluted  by  any 
qualifications  or  exceptions  ;  he  made  handy  similes, 
either  bucolic  or  sporting,  and  mixed  up  with  it 
all  a  power  of  hitting  a  nail  on  the  head,  or  a 
weak  point  in  a  Nationalist's  argument,  when  it 
came  in  his  way.  But,  as  was  said  of  him,  he 
hit  out  straight ;  never  did  a  mean  or  shabby  thing  ; 
never  kicked  a  man  when  he  was  down  ;  and 
delighted  the  country  people  by  his  fearless  riding 
and  unerring  shot.  They  were  glad  to  see  him 
amongst  them  again,  particularly  when  he  asked 
them  for  no  rent,  and  had  his  former  ideas  of  a 
day's  pay  for  a  working  man  greatly  enlarged  by 
his  Australian  experiences. 

Malet,  however,  was  not  the  active  sportsman  he 
had  been  ;  though,  as  he  said,  when  he  was  up  in 
time  to  the  dog  in  a  dead-set,  he  could  still  bring 
down  a  grouse.  He  often  suffered  from  indigestion, 
and  determined  to  consult  Dr.  Greene.  That  wise 
physician  heard  his  case,  and  asked  him  what  he  drank, 


THE   HUMMING   BOWL.  295 

"  A  great  deal  of  tea  and  a  little  water." 

"  Dear  me  !  "  said  the  doctor.  "  Do  you  take  no 
stimulant?" 

"  None,  for  the  last  ten  years.  I  never  was  a 
drunkard  ;  but  I  got  into  the  habit  of  '  treating,' 
or  '  shouting,'  as  they  call  it  in  Sydney.  I  gave  up 
drinking  altogether — and  made  my  fortune.  I  had 
my  eyes  then  clear,  when  others  had  them  red." 

"  Well,  now,  Malet,"  the  other  answered,  "  I  will 
advise  you  to  take  good  claret,  or  ten-year-old 
John  Jameson  ;  it  will  enable  you  to  assimilate  your 
food.  You  have  many  years  before  you  yet ;  but 
you  want  a  fillip — say  a  couple  of  glasses  of  claret 
or  a  glass  of  whiskey." 

"  Well,  doctor,"  said  Malet,  slowly  and  thought- 
fully rubbing  his  chin,  "  I  always  found  claret 
tedious  drinking ;  and  as  to  ten-year-old  John 
Jameson,  it  may  do  very  well  for  old  ladies  or  for 
cordials — it  is  too  mild  for  me.  I  would  be  more 
inclined  to  the  five-year-old,  with  a  bit  of  a  bite  in  it, 
if  I  tried  it  at  all ;  or  perhaps,  better  still,  a  blend 
between  five-year-old  Jameson  and  George  Roe  of 
the  same  age  ;  and  as  to  one  of  those  small  sherry 
glasses  in  a  tumbler  of  boiling  water,  you  could 
neither  taste  it  nor  smell  it.  What  do  you  say  to 
a  glass  and  a  tilly,  doctor  ?  I  would  sooner  take 
none  than  take  it  mawkish." 

"  Malet,"  said  the  doctor,  with  much  gravity, 
"yours  is  the  language  of  strong  liquor,  blended 
with  strong  commonsense.  There  is  nothing  weak 
about  you.  My  prescription  is — Five-year-old  John 
Jameson,  with  a  dash  of  George  Roe  through  it  in  a 


296  AN  IRISH   UTOPIA. 

large  claret  glass,  to  make  one  tumbler  of  punch, 
each  day  after  dinner  ;  or  with  cold  water  in  summer. 
As  to  whether  or  not  you  add  sugar  or  lemons,  I 
leave  to  your  uncontrolled  discretion." 

"  All  right,  doctor,"  said  the  ex-Australian.  "  It 
will  always  be  hot  punch  in  old  Ireland.  Cold  water 
may  do  well  enough  in  a  dry,  dusty  place  like  New 
South  Wales." 

Malet  returned  home  better,  in  anticipation,  for  his 
consultation,  bringing  down  with  him  a  supply  of 
the  blend.  He  took  the  doctor's  prescription,  and 
never  exceeded  it,  or  was  tempted  to  do  so.  He 
lived  near  his  daughter,  but  still  did  not  haunt 
Kingscastle,  or  try  either  to  live  up  to  his  son-in-law 
or  bring  him  down  to  his  level.  He  had  sent  money 
over  to  his  widowed  sister  in  Dublin,  and  got  her 
family  well  educated  ;  and  now  one  of  his  nieces 
was  glad  to  come  and  keep  house  for  him,  and  (as 
he  remarked  to  Father  O'Toole)  was  well  able  to 
take  her  place  amongst  the  company  at  the  Castle. 

The  priest  and  the  Orangeman  often  dined  with 
each  other.  Malet  at  first,  when  he  was  the  entertainer, 
had  light  wines  for  his  guest ;  but  one  raw,  damp 
evening  in  January  he  said  to  his  old  friend,  "Ah, 
Father,  don't  you  think  a  drop  of  the  wine  of  the 
country  would  warm  you  better,  and  form  a  pleasing 
contrast  to  that  cold,  sleety  rain?" 

"  Well,  Amby,  I  am  not  above  taking  advice  in 
secular  matters  from  you  ;  I  will  try  it  to-night,  any 
way,"  said  the  genial  priest,  with  his  fine  old  Irish 
smile  irradiating  his  face. 

Father  O'Toole  found  Dr.   Greene's  prescription 


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suited  his  constitution  also  ;  and  Malet,  delighted  that 
his  advice  had  been  taken,  said  :  "  Now,  Father,  the 
Papist — pray  excuse  the  term — through  his  landlord, 
stilU  pays  tithes  to  his  Protestant  minister ;  why 
should  not  the  Protestant  do  likewise  to  his  parish 
priest  ?  As  my  tithes  and  dues  to  you,  I  will  send 
you  a  cask  of  my  blend.  And  did  not  you,  my 
parish  priest,  stand  to  me  years  ago  when  others 
were  against  me?" 

"Amby,  I  will  take  your  dues  and  share  them 
when  you  dine  with  me  ;  indeed  I  am  to  have  a 
Visitation  next  week,  and  I  always  have  to  get  in 
whiskey  for  it ;  and  I  suspect  that  your  blend  will 
go  down  much  better  than  anything  I  could  buy." 

These  old  cronies  had  many  a  pleasant,  quiet  little 
dinner  and  talk  together;  and  both  of  them  knew 
how  to  be  merry  and  wise. 

Father  O'Toole  was  the  first  to  fail.  He  wanted 
to  retire,  but  his  Archbishop  and  parishioners  would 
not  hear  of  it.  He  got  an  additional  curate. 

"  My  only  coadjutor  will  be  the  Earl,"  he  said  in 
speaking  to  Gertrude.  He  was  a  fine  old  type  of 
parish  priest ;  and  there  were  and  still  are  many  like 
him.  It  must  not  be  thought  that  Father  O'Toole  was 
a  tuft-hunter,  or  fond  of  making  up  to  Protestants,  or 
what  is  sometimes  called  in  Ireland,  "  a  Government 
man."  Nothing  of  the  kind  ;  we  have  only  told  so 
much  of  his  history  as  enters  into  our  narrative. 

One  might  think,  in  reading  Boswell's  Life  of 
Johnson,  that  for  years  Boswell  was  continuously  in 
his  company ;  nothing  could  be  further  from  the 
truth ;  still,  Boswell  made  the  most  of  his  oppor- 


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tunities.  And  so  we  have  tried  to  do  with  Father 
O'Toole.  He  was  an  able,  learned,  good  man,  without 
vanity  or  worldly  ambition.  Being  a  highly-cultured 
man,  of  good  birth,  he  naturally  enjoyed  interesting 
and  refined  society;  but  he  mixed  chiefly  with  his 
Roman  Catholic  parishioners,  and  that  he  had  won 
their  respect  and  affection  was  shown  by  his  having 
the  largest  funeral  ever  remembered  in  these  Wicklow 
highlands. 

He  never  regarded  his  old  friend  Dr.  Doyle's 
views  on  the  reunion  of  Christendom  as  within  the 
bounds  of  practical  religion  ;  though  it  is  possible, 
in  his  actions  in  this  work-a-day  world,  and  in  his 
temperament,  he  was  nearer  to  it  than  his  more 
earnest,  energetic  friend.  Father  O'Toole  was  not 
the  man  to  preach  a  crusade  or  a  new  departure 
in  religious  thought,  or  to  carry  Catholic  Emanci- 
pation, or  abolish  unjust  tithes ;  but  in  his  own 
quieter  way  he  did  a  great  deal  of  good.  He  had 
"  charity "  in  the  widest  and  most  comprehensive 
sense  of  the  term,  and  succeeded  in  diffusing  a 
respect  for  this  great  Christian  virtue  throughout 
his  large  mountain  parish. 

Malet  became  absorbed,  in  his  later  days,  in  the 
all-engrossing  pursuit  of  teaching  his  grandson,  the 
future  Earl  of  Clara,  how  to  ride  and  shoot.  "  You 
may,"  he  said  to  the  father  and  mother,  "attend 
to  the  rest  of  his  education;  I  will  confine  my 
attention  to  these  two  all-important  subjects."  The 
boy  was  a  healthy,  well-grown,  manly  little  fellow, 
with  a  fine  pair  of  blue  eyes  like  his  grandfather. 
As  soon  as  he  had  got  well  through  the  donkey 


THE   HUMMING   BOWL.  299 

stage,  Malet  presented  him  with  a  pony ;  one,  as  he 
said,  with  a  little  touch  of  spirit  in  it,  which  would 
try  the  lad's  mettle.  He  began  his  grandson's 
sporting  education  with  rabbit-shooting;  but  he 
never  lived  to  finish  it. 

The  substitution  of  breech-loaders  for  muzzle- 
loaders  was  declared  by  Malet  to  be  the  greatest 
invention  that  ever  was  made.  The  Earl  presented 
him  with  one  of  the  new  guns,  and  for  a  long  time 
he  kept  putting  the  cartridge  in  and  taking  it  out, 
and  finally  ejaculated,  "  Bless  my  soul,  to  think  of 
things  coming  to  that."  He  was  rather  doubtful  at 
first  if  they  would  shoot  hard,  and  never  rested  until 
he  had  killed  a  rabbit  with  one.  He  had  everything 
planned  to  ride  a  pony  up  to  the  top  of  the  Castle 
Hill  for  the  August  grouse-shooting ;  but  alas  !  it 
was  not  to  be.  He  insisted  on  driving  his  gig  to 
Rathdrum  in  a  downpour  of  rain.  From  the  con- 
sequent wetting  he  contracted  a  chill  ;  and  after  a 
few  days'  illness  he  passed  away. 

The  Bishop  of  Ballinasloe  did  not  long  survive  his 
friend  Amby. 

Lady  Stonehenge,  many  years  before  these  last 
events  which  we  have  just  related  had  occurred,  paid 
a  summer  visit  to  Kingscastle — her  very  first  visit  to 
Ireland — and  related  her  experiences  in  a  letter  to 
Lady  Mildred  Northallerton,  which,  fortunately,  has 
been  preserved.  It  ran  as  follows  :  — 

"  KINGSCASTLE,  May. 

"DEAR  MlLLY, 

"  At  last  lohave  found  my  way  to  this  green  isle 
of  saints  and  sinners.  Why  did^you,  you  fussy  old 


300  AN    IRISH    UTOPIA. 

woman,  try  to  put  me  off  going  ?  I  stopped  a  few  days 
at  Chester  on  my  route,  and  then  trained  on  to  Holy- 
head  ;  and,  after  seven  long  hours,  reached  Kingstown 
Jetty.  The  sail  into  the  Bay  of  Dublin  repaid 
all — a  miniature  Bay  of  Naples,  with  Sugarloaf 
mountain,  like  a  little  Vesuvius — what  a  pity  you  did 
not  yourself  get  up  to  see  the  view! — and  then  on  by  a 
queer,  narrow  little  railway  to  '  dear,  dirty  Dublin.' 
To  be  poetical,  I  found  our  melancholy  sister  Erin 
in  tears — and  such  tears — the  rain  fell  in  torrents. 
The  captain  told  me  to  expect  rain,  as  it  was 
suspiciously  bright  sailing  in.  Well,  when  it  did 
clear,  it  was  sunny  and  balmy — not  too  warm  ;  and 
Stephen  and  Gertrude,  who  were  staying  in  the  city, 
drove  me  down  here,  through  a  lovely  country, 
hill  and  dale,  looking,  I  am  told,  at  its  best.  The 
rivers  and  brooks  were  full  of  water,  and  the  haw- 
thorn, the  furze,  the  broom,  and  the  rhododendrons 
were  all  in  full  flower,  and  perfumed  the  air. 
May  is  clearly  the  month  to  visit  Wicklow,  though 
some  tell  me  August — the  month  of  the  heather — is 
lovelier  still.  Why  on  earth,  Milly,  did  you  stick  the 
whole  of  your  time  in  Dublin  ?  Oh,  the  happiness 
of  my  darling  Gerty  !  I  defy  you,  Milly,  to  say 
anything  against  her.  They  get  on  splendidly.  I 
dined  with  Mr.  Malet,  and  he  insisted  on  giving  me 
a  taste,  as  he  calls  it,  of  his  brew  of  punch — made  by 
some  mysterious  blend — and,  well — it  was  uncom- 
monly good.  '  There's  not  a  headache  in  a  hogshead 
of  it,'  he  said.  I  did  not  take  a  hogshead,  but  the 
'drop'  (I  believe  that  is  the  correct  expression)  I 
did  take  did  me  no  harm.  Father  O'Toole  dined 


THE   HUMMING   BOWL.  3OI 

at  Mr.  Malet's,  and  I  have  also  met  him  frequently 
here.  He  is  a  dear  old  man.  We  had  long  chats 
about  the  Continent.  He  was  delighted  to  hear 
I  had  been  at  Lisbon. 

"  My  pet  companion  makes  an  ideal  Countess. 
She  is,  as  you  yourself  must  admit,  handsome  and 
stately,  but  she  is  more.  She  is  generous  without 
being  ostentatious,  for  she  does  not  let  her  left  hand 
know  what  her  right  hand  doeth.  They  have  nice 
children,  and  my  little  god-daughter  is  very  like  her 
mother. 

"  Gertrude  desires  to  be  kindly  remembered  to 
you,  and  says  she  will  never  forget  that  it  was  on 
your  recommendation  I  took  her ;  and  she  also  says 
that  it  was  fortunate  she  had  you  to  tell  her  plain 
facts,  or  she  would  have  been  spoiled  altogether. 
Come,  now,  Milly,  does  not  this  disarm  you  ? 

"  Ever  yours, 

"  AUGUSTA  STONEHENGE." 

Lady  Mildred's  reply  has  unfortunately  been  lost. 


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THE    QUICKSANDS    OF    LIFE: 

A  NOVEL 

BY    MR.    JOHN    H.    EDGE, 
The  Author  of  An  Irish  Utopia. 


OPINIONS    OF   THE    PRESS. 

"  A  tale,  mainly  of  Irish  life,  centring  round  an  old  Irish 
family,  the  Leslies,  and  particularly  its  two  sons,  Captain 
Rupert  and  Bernard,  the  barrister,  with  much  matter  in  it — 
finance,  love,  and  anti -landlordism,  the  Irish  peasant  and  the 
social  functions  of  Grosvenor  Square." — The  Times. 

"  Mr.  Edge  is  known  to  us  as  the  author  of  an  interesting 
and  illuminating  book,  which  incidentally  throws  considerable 
lighten  sectarian  difficulties  and  land  purchase  in  Ireland;  but 
this,  we  fancy,  is  the  first  occasion  upon  which  he  has  perpe- 
trated a  novel  pure  and  simple — at  all  events,  under  his  own 
name.  The  result  is  a  strong,  and,  in  many  respects,  a  power- 
fully conceived  book.  .  .  .  Many  of  his  observations  have  a 
knack  of  impressing  themselves  on  the  mind  as  the  product  of 
an  unusually  keen,  shrewd,  and  kindly  imagination.  There 
is  also  plenty  of  colour,  movement,  sensation,  mystery  in  his 
novel.  The  majority  of  the  developments  are  true  to  life, 
inasmuch  as  we  do  not  foresee  them,  and,  when  they  come 
upon  us,  they  impress  us  with  a  sense  of  their  actuality  and 
inevitableness.  It  is  not  often  that  an  Irishman  writes  so 
cleverly  of  English  ways  and  thoughts." — The  Standard. 

"You  have  a  characteristically  Irish  railway  scene  in 
Mr.  Edge's  '  The  Quicksands  of  Life,'  where  a  gallant  pig- 
jobber  rescues  the  heroine  from  the  turmoil  of  a  pig  fair. 
Mr.  Edge's  description  of  the  clearances  in  South  Tipperary, 
in  the  middle  of  the  last  century,  to  create  grass  ranches, 
explains  the  cattle-driving  troubles  of  to-day ;  and,  indeed, 
the  novel  throws  much  light  upon  the  condition  of  Ireland 
half  a  century  ago.  Mr.  Edge  has  evidently  and  successfully 
studied  his  characters  from  life ;  and  I  fancy  I  recognize 


OPINIONS  OF  THE  PRESS. 

among  his  sitters  for  their  portraits— Ward,  the  painter ; 
Doran,  the  biographer;  and,  perhaps,  Lord  Russell  of 
Killowen.  Anyway,  'The  Quicksands  of  Life'  is  a  carefully 
written  and  interesting  novel." — Truth. 

"  The  scene  is  laid  partly  in  Ireland,  partly  in  the  Temple, 
and  partly  in  the  London  society  of  half  a  century  ago,  the 
ways  of  which  are  depicted  with  a  studious  fidelity  that  is 
sometimes  picturesque  and  always  convincing.  Several  of 
the  characters  leave  the  impression  of  being  moulded  upon 
real  models;  and  the  general  atmosphere  of  the  mid- Victorian 
era  in  thought  and  manners  is  very  successfully  re-created."  — 
Pall  Mall  Gazette. 

"  Muriel  King,  who  loves  Bernard  all  through,  but  is  not 
able  to  let  him  know  it  till  the  story  is  near  its  end,  is  a  fine 
character  finely  drawn  ;  and  Bernard,  though  rather  quixotic, 
throughout  earns  and  retains  our  sympathy.  The  subordinate 
episode  of  Kathleen  and  Major  Fitzwalter  adds  somewhat  to 
the  interest  of  the  tale,  though  it  is  not  exactly  indispensable. 
But  it  introduces  us  to  old  Mrs.  Fitzwalter,  and  so  enables 
Mr.  Edge  to  give  us  what  is,  no  doubt,  a  life-like  portrait  of 
the  English  landowners  in  Ireland,  who  have  done  so  much 
to  accentuate  the  difficulties  of  the  Irish  question." — The 
Bookseller. 

"  There  is  an  immense  amount  of  plot  in  the  book,  necessi- 
tating our  running  backwards  and  forwards,  and  changing 
our  venue  somewhat  suddenly.  But  the  leisurely  person,  who 
is  content  not  to  skip,  and  to  concentrate  his  attention,  will 
find  '  The  Quicksands  of  Life  '  quite  an  entertaining  tale." — 
The  Daily  Telegraph. 

"  A  tale  with  a  secret,  which  readers  who  are  not  wearied 
of  this  kind  of  thing  vail  be  interested  in  finding  out."— The 
Spectator. 

"  The  mid- Victorian  atmosphere  is  well  sustained  through- 
out, and  the  actors  are  all  very  distinct  personalities." — The 
Academy. 

"  Mr.  Edge,  in  '  An  Irish  Utopia,'  proved  that,  in  addition 
to  the  knowledge  of  men  and  women  that  inevitably  comes  to 
the  man  who  practises  in  the  law  courts,  he  has  also  a 
literary  gift  of  some  distinction.  Both  these  possessions  are 

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OPINIONS   OF   THE   PRESS. 

in  evidence  in  his  latest  story,  in  which  he  gives  us  some 
attractive  glimpses  of  London,  and  then  takes  us  to  ground 
with  which  he  is  equally  familiar  in  the  sister  isle.  The 
charm  of  Mr.  Edge's  book  lies  principally  in  its  unswerving 
fidelity  to  life  as  it  really  is,  though  the  story  is  neatly 
constructed  and  told  with  admirable  directness." — Newcastle 
Chronicle, 

"A  bright,  healthy  story  which  maintains  the  interest  to 
the  end.  Early  on  there  is  a  compact  of  incidents,  but  there 
is  a  continuity  about  the  narrative  which  enables  the  plot  to 
be  followed  with  ease  and  pleasure,  whilst  the  little  mystery 
it  contains  is  kept  up  to  the  end." — Sheffield  Daily 
Telegraph. 

"  Mr.  J.  H.  Edge  has  followed  up  his  remarkable  success, 
'  An  Irish  Utopia,'  by  a  book  which  is  not  less  interesting  in 
its  character.  He  leaves  Irish  legal  life  on  this  occasion  for 
English,  with  which  he  is  no  less  familiar,  and  to  which  he 
brings  the  lively  power  of  portraiture  that  distinguished  his 
earlier  work.  His  principal  figure,  Bernard  Leslie,  is  probably 
scarcely  intended  to  represent  any  one  man  in  particular ;  but 
his  career  often  reminds  us  of  that  of  the  most  distinguished 
lawyer  whom  Ireland  has  given  to  our  sister  island  in  this 
generation.  It  is  a  fine  piece  of  character-drawing,  the  weak- 
ness as  well  as  the  strength  of  his  nature  being  brought  out 
with  much  ability.  .  .  .  After  more  interesting  pictures  of  life 
in  London  twenty  years  ago,  we  are  taken  among  the  grazing 
farms  in  Munster  in  the  'bad  times.'  The  sketches  of 
character  on  both  sides  during  the  great  struggle  are  vivid  and 
impartial,  and  many  striking  incidents  are  introduced.  We 
feel  we  are  safe  in  giving  the  book  a  hearty  welcome,  and  in 
cordially  recommending  it  to  the  many  in  Ireland  and  England 
who  enjoy  a  vivid,  impartial,  and  genial  study  of  English  and 
Irish  life  and  character." — The  Irish  Times. 

"  This  is  undoubtedly  the  best  of  Mr.  Edge's  stories.  We 
regard  it  as  a  distinct  advance  on  '  An  Irish  Utopia,'  which 
has  been  welcomed  in  all  parts  of  the  United  Kingdom  as  an 
impartial  study  of  Irish  life  and  character.  In  the  present 
work  the  chief  scenes  are  laid  in  England,  but  the  trans- 
ference of  the  heroine  as  governess  to  a  family  in  the  south  of 
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OPINIONS   OF   THE    PRESS. 

Ireland  gives  the  author  the  opportunity  of  describing  some 
stirring  incidents  arising  out  of  the  agrarian  troubles." — 
Belfast  Newsletter. 

"  The  local  colour  is  vivid  and  artistic,  and  we  have  a 
picture  of  Irish  life  of  the  mid-Victorian  era  which  in  its 
fidelity  and  its  vigour  leaves  it  in  no  doubt  that  the  author 
has  made  his  observations  at  first-hand.  Mr.  Edge  has  the 
gift  of  creating  an  atmosphere  which  is  the  most  precious 
that  the  story-writer  can  have  ...  It  is  a  description  of 
'  quicksands ' — verily,  most  of  the  characters  having  more  or 
less  acquaintance  with  this  kind  of  uncertain  foothold.  As  a 
well-balanced  story,  full  of  action,  and  narrated  with  great 
skill,  particularly  in  its  treatment  of  the  leading  characters, 
the  author  has  furnished  in  this  volume  that  which  adds  to 
his  reputation  as  a  novelist,  and  prepares  the  public  to 
welcome  further  work  of  the  same  kind." — The  Northern 
Whig. 

"  Perhaps  the  part  of  the  book  which  will  prove  most 
attractive  to  Irish  readers  is  that  concerning  Muriel's  stay  in 
Ireland.  The  account  of  the  way  some  of  the  landed  pro- 
prietors extended  their  demesnes,  and  the  revenge  taken  by 
the  evicted  peasantry,  is  only  too  true.  Ballydunamace  and 
its  pig  fair,  the  households  at  Castle  Leslie  and  Castle 
Eva,  are  bits  of  life  the  realism  of  which  can  only  be 
appreciated  thoroughly  by  those  who  have  lived  in  Ireland ; 
others  will  enjoy  the  cricket  match  at  Lord's  in  the  sixties, 
when  W.  G.  Grace  first  made  his  mark,  or  the  scenes  laid 
in  the  Temple." — Church  of  Ireland  Gazette. 

"  There  is  much  pathos  and  much  humour  in  the  book, 
and  we  trust  we  may  have  many  more  from  the  same 
distinguished  pen." — The  Irish  Catholic. 

"  Chapter  xviii  shifts  the  tale  to  Munster,  and  opens 
with  a  pig  fair  on  a  wet  day.  From  this  out  we  might 
fancy  we  were  reading  an  '  up-to-date '  romance  of  Maria 
Edgeworth."— The  Tuam  Herald. 

"It  is  full  of  incident,  and  the  interest  of  .the  reader  is 

engaged  from  the  first  page  to  the  last.  .  .  .  Mr.  Edge's 

book  is  not  merely  an  attractive  story — it  is  a  very  valuable 

collection  of  reminiscences  of  the  Ireland  of  nearly  half  a 

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OPINIONS  OF  THE   PRESS. 

century  ago ;  and  its  references  to  the  origin  of  the  substitu- 
tion of  pasture  for  tillage  in  this  country,  with  the  misery 
thereby  entailed  on  the  Irish  peasant,  are  highly  significant, 
when  it  is  remembered  that  the  writer  himself  comes  of  a 
landlord  stock,  and  has  been  throughout  his  life  intimately 
associated  as  a  member  of  the  Bar,  as  the  author  of  a  legal 
text-book  on  leases,  and  in  his  official  capacity  in  the  Irish 
Land  Commission,  with  the  administration  of  the  Irish  Land 
Laws." — Freeman's  Journal, 

"  In  this  book  Mr.  Edge  has  presented  for  his  readers' 
delectation  a  gallery  of  portraits — English  and  Irish,  male 
and  female — which  irresistibly  appeal  to  the  reader  as  being 
absolutely  life-like  and  real.  It  has  been  suggested  in  some 
reviews  of  the  book  that  some  of  the  characters  are  taken 
straight  from  life.  We  do  not  think  that  this  is  so.  Mr.  Edge 
is  too  much  of  an  artist  to  adopt  such  a  mechanical  and  crude 
method.  The  people  in  the  book  are  people  who  might  have 
existed.  They  talk  and  act  like  real  people,  and  it  is  the 
highest  compliment  that  can  be  paid  to  the  story  to  say  that 
the  reader  gets  to  know  them,  and  follows  their  fortunes  and 
misfortunes  with  the  most  absorbing  interest  to  the  very  last 
page." — Irish  Law  Times. 

"  If  Mr.  Edge  wrote  all  his  chapters  with  the  breeze  which 
characterizes  his  pig  fair,  we  should  have  an  altogether 
delightful  book,  and  I  must  say  that  to  me  the  homely  style 
of  his  writing  is  most  fascinating.  I  like  the  fox-terrier's 
hairs  sticking  into  everybody's  clothing,  and  the  Irishwomen 
who  say  '  Arrah,'  and  the  admirable  wrath  of  the  domestic 
who  excuses  her  forwardness  by  saying :  '  I  know  I  am 
impudent,  but  when  I  blaze  up  inside  I  MUST  let  the  fire  out 
or  I  would  blow  up  altogether,  so  I  would.'  Love  for  animals 
is  an  endearing  feature  of  this  really  remarkable  book.  It 
leavens  many  chapters  of  it ;  and  one  really  wants  to  shake 
paw  with  the  dear  doggie  whose  persuasiveness  is  rewarded 
by  a  bone."  — "  Candid  Jane,"  in  Irish  Society. 

"  Towards  the  end  of  the  sixties  Ireland  was  in  an  ex- 
tremely disturbed  condition.     Social  life  was  agitated  by  the 
rise  of  the  Fenian  Organization,  which  strove  to  put  a  stop  to 
the  eviction  of  tenants  for  the  purpose  of  creating  large  grass 
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OPINIONS   OF   THE   PRESS. 

ranches.  Landlords  were  practically  besieged  on  their  own 
estates  by  lawless  men,  who  deemed  killing  a  proprietor  no 
murder.  On  the  other  hand,  the  upper  classes  took  no  pains 
to  veil  their  scorn  for  the  '  heathens  and  savages '  round 
them.  Mr.  Edge  displays  a  large  knowledge  of  Ireland  and 
its  peasantry.  .  .  .  Those  who  dabble  in  Irish  politics 
will  here  find  much  information  interwoven  in  a  very  readable 
novel." — The  Scotsman. 

"The  story  is  bright  and  readable,  and  the  writer  has  a 
brisk,  business-like  way  of  delineating  his  characters,  which 
is  very  refreshing.  His  heroine  is  a  lovable  and  interesting 
character.  She  is  always  tilting  against  the  conventionalities 
of  Mrs.  Grundy,  but,  for  all  that,  does  not  the  least  resemble 
the  up-to-date  creatures  of  the  modern  novel,  who  have 
opinions  on  marriage,  and  who  talk  largely  about  the  develop- 
ment of  their  personality.  Her  misdeeds  from  the  social 
point  of  view  arise  solely  from  her  good  impulses,  and  she 
does  not  declaim  about  her  individuality,  but  simply  shows 
an  interest  in  men  not  on  the  list  of  eligibles  for  a  society 
beauty." — Glasgow  Herald. 

"  Bernard  Leslie's  home  is  an  Irish  castle,  and  Mr.  Edge 
in  his  Irish  scenes,  whether  at  the  pig  fair,  or  in  the  Leslies' 
home,  or  the  peasant's  hut,  or  in  the  tragic  events  of  ruthless 
evictions  and  revengeful  night  murders,  gives  us  most  vivid 
and  picturesque  sketches  of  the  life  of  the  ould  counthry."- 
The  Times  of  India. 

"  A  story  dealing  with  life  in  London  and  Ireland  during 
the  middle  of  the  last  century  should,  in  any  case,  have  in  it 
the  material  for  artistic  treatment.  Mr.  Edge  has  brought  to 
the  task  of  writing  the  present  volume  a  wealth  of  knowledge 
respecting  the  conditions  of  life  and  the  scenes  he  describes. 
He  has  handled  his  subject  with  admirable  skill,  and  presented 
a  series  of  pictures  which  will  please  as  well  as  instruct  his 
readers."—  The  Advertiser  (Adelaide,  South  Australia). 


JOHN  MILNE,  Publisher, 
29  Henrietta  Street,  Covent  Garden,  London,  W.C. 


BINDING  DEPT.  JUL151958 


PR  Edge,  John  Henry 

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